They want to hear my voice

Bye everyone at the finale, thank you for your support.

The wedding day finally came, and the master of ceremonies was Su, who could not open his eyes.

“This is truly a…”

Bai Zinan was speechless in the backstage. If Buddha is to come, it would be better to let Zhongli come. At least Uncle Zhong is proficient in red and white affairs. Can Buddha do it? He doesn't even open his eyes to look at people.

"Dear ladies and gentlemen and...people."

Su was a little embarrassed. What did he sense? Large numbers of humanoid creatures? And a murderous intention to cook him for saying something wrong? Alicia didn't say there was such a guest.

That’s right, all the Hillichels of Mondstadt have come here. This is the wedding of their god Unu, and as believers of God, they naturally want to witness this scene.

Nothing could be more joyful than a pilgrimage, except for the fat camel sitting next to Zhongli and always thinking of the immortal Morax.

"Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend the groom Bai Zinan's wedding."

Su's perception showed that all humanoid creatures nodded in unison, agreeing with this matter in all seriousness. The entire Mondstadt country had come, so they were very busy.

Sue: So what's going on with these humanoid creatures? Alicia! I need an explanation!

"If life is like a flower, then love is the nectar in the flower. The bride and groom chose this day to become one. I think this day is very special for them."

Su spoke passionately according to the script he had memorized, but in his heart he was full of complaints. Could so many people really get together in one night?

“When the flower of love blooms, the fruit ripens and falls, and a man and a woman become husband and wife through legal means, the most touching scene in everyone’s life begins.

Look, the newlyweds are wearing white wedding dresses... and red wedding gowns, holding beautiful flowers in their hands, bathing in happiness and sweetness. "

Su gnashed his teeth. Hua, no, what's going on with Fu Hua? Didn't Hua, who is in her 20s, tell this guy what happened? You are wearing red clothes. Are you really going to get married or attend a funeral?

(ps: red and white events refer to happy funerals)

Hua: Delete the memory at a specific point.

With a touch of red in the white, Fu Hua was out of tune with the people around her. Bai Zinan, who had not come out yet, naturally had no idea that he had inexplicably gained a few more wives.

Fu Hua turned her head and looked at the people around her. It seemed that she was the most conspicuous one. It seemed that her naughty child was right. This would make her stand out more.

(Know the treasure: Don’t selectively forget the second half of the sentence, old antique, it highlights yourself and covers up your plainness.)

"What...wait, that burgundy hair...is that Eden, what's going on? And that magic hat is that guy Vivi, right? Is he going to put on some scary show by joining the bride's team? That tail...Paduo, isn't that someone you raise as your sister?"

"That figure from behind, it must be the big moth Aponia, why is she wearing a wedding dress too?"

It's not uncommon for Alicia to be in the team. She's supposed to be here. It would be strange if she wasn't there.

Bai Zinan showed his head from behind, his eyes gradually becoming confused. Is this really his wedding? Why are there so many wives? Fortunately, the stage is big enough for everyone to stand.

Normally he should be ecstatic, but after a few days, he realized one thing that no one could bear.

[But you are no longer a human. Here is a part of your memory... er, last words. Damn it, why doesn't my memory give me a last words? I want to hear my own last words too!]

Bai Zinan: ...? I will send you to death now, and these words will be your last words.

What did that bastard say? I always feel that the current situation is inseparable from him. After all, according to my personality... the probability of finding an opportunity to trick another me is still very high.

[Um, I read it aloud. Seeing the words is like seeing your father. I guess another you would say when hearing this sentence...]

Bai Zinan: I am your father, okay, next sentence.

[I continued reading. You should be at the wedding now, right? Surprised? Unexpected? Of course, I'm already GG. You can't hit me even if you want to. Hahahahaha. To be honest, Bai Zinan, you are such a bitch.]

Bai Zinan: I agree too, go ahead.

[I helped you get them in Paradise according to my preferences. Why don't you say thank you to Brother Decade? How about it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? I want to know that you have a lot of mother-like words to say to me, but don't forget that you are an orphan in this world. Don't curse the air. ]

Bai Zinan: Oh, poor my memory, it will never know that my mother is the tree of imaginary numbers until it dies.

[I set a timer to send it, and then all the memories after this paragraph will come to your head. In short, get along well with them~biu]

Bai Zinan: I biu you...

Bai Zinan felt a headache before he could finish his words. Couldn't he optimize his memory when setting the scheduled transmission? He was afraid that he would die in WY.

Su on the stage was still hosting the show. He felt a little tired. Kevin really didn't love him anymore. He knew that Bai Zinan had so many wives, but he still asked him to be the MC part-time. He felt sore after introducing them one by one.

Bai Zinan took the stage next. She forced a smile. Although she knew the general situation, she still felt uneasy. After all, her memory mentioned that there was a guy named Mobius...

And there is absolutely no Mobius in this.

Bai Zinan came on stage, and Su continued his hosting, "Mr. Bai Zinan, are you ready?"

"Ready."

Alicia is such a big liar, how could I believe her words "buy a few more rings to prevent losing them."

This is obviously not the case now.

"Dear Mr. Bai Zinan, from this moment on, no matter they are rich or poor, healthy or sick, you will care for them, cherish them, and accompany them for the rest of their lives, forever. Are you willing?"

"I am willing."

"Dear... ladies, from this moment on, whether rich or poor, healthy or sick, you will be loyal to him, support him, help him, and comfort him for the rest of your life, forever. Are you willing?"

"We do."

Su was numb now. This guy Alysia was not reliable at all. What kind of rubbish blessing did she find? Is Bai Zinan the Lord of the Rings for this exchange of rings? Two hands couldn't hold so many rings.

Su decided to change the subject directly. "Now please ask Mr. Bai Zinan to put the rings on his wives. This pair of rings not only locks up your lifelong love for each other, but also your happiness."

"Beautiful love comes from oneself, and one's excellent growth is inseparable from the cultivation of parents. Now let's start by offering tea to both parents and then give a blessing to the newlyweds."

Bai Zinan put on the rings one by one, and then Su started the next item. Everyone present slowly asked a question mark.

[Are there any parents on this stage? ]

Mei: Have I forgotten my father...

Raiden Ryoma: You are so filial.

Thunder Dragon Horse came on stage, then Kevin and Memory Kevin stood up and walked onto the stage calmly, and Otto Apokalis also stood up.

Walter Yang thought about it, how about he go up to help Bai Zinan? But Einstein's eyes were very clear, if you dare to come up, you will die.

Zhongli took a sip of tea and patted Wendy, "Old friend, I'll be back soon."

This was not the first time that he had acted as Bai Zinan's elder, so he was very familiar with the process. The young master was also there at the same time, so how could he be left out of such a task?

"We, Kevin and Kai Erwen, are the ancestors of the Kaslana family. The younger generation of the family is getting married. We, as ancestors, are very happy and relieved."

Memory Kevin is Kevin Erwen.

At this time, Siegfried was trying hard to get out of the stigmata space, but because of the data left by the three Kevins, it was almost impossible to get out.

The eyes of the heroes in the bride group gradually became dangerous. Kevin, what kind of behavior is this to ask for trouble? They married Bai Zinan and they are of the same generation as Bai Zinan. Are you jumping out and acting like an ancestor?

After Kevin and Kai finished their speeches, it was Zhongli's turn. Zhongli's speech was very official, and there was no difference from his speech at Keqing's wedding. He was still speaking as a "father".

Then it was Tartaglia. The young master made another maternal speech, which left Bai Zinan speechless.

Otto thought for two seconds and chose to give up speaking. Instead, he recorded the scene in front of him. Yes, he wanted Kevin to send it to Siegfried, not just the shrimp but also the pig heart.

After these people finished their speeches, Su continued the process, but he cleverly skipped the witness part. The witness was already among the brides, so there was nothing he could do to prove anything.

The bride and groom also skipped their speeches. There were too many people, so Su went straight to the drinking ceremony.

"Let's drink this glass of wine together, and we will never break up in this life. Let's drink this glass of wine, and we will walk together in the next life. Let's drink this glass of wine, and happiness will be all there! Let's drink this glass of wine, and unforgettable moments will remain in our hearts! Let's drink this glass of wine, and the couple will love each other until they are old!"

After drinking the wedding wine, Su said, "Now the bride is going to pass on the happiness in her hands. Single men and women sitting here, please come to the stage and stand. Now the bride is ready to throw the bouquet. Please send your blessings to those who receive the bouquet."

There were more than ten bunches of flowers in total, and then Bai Zinan's most uneasy thing happened. Mobius rushed into the crowd, ready to grab... Damn, the information was wrong, what happened to the head maid? Didn't she say that they would marry one by one? I can just grab it myself, this...

If Mebius couldn't beat him, he would just join in. Then Alicia kindly added to Mebius, "Kevin is your ancestor now."

Kevin gets the snake's attention.

Single men and women came on stage, Bai Zinan looked at Walter Yang and sighed, “If it really doesn’t work, let’s arrange a blind date for the child.”

Tesla and Einstein nodded in agreement.

"Tsk, Jizi didn't come up, what a surprise."

[Himeko, Himeko and Hyperion's later captain are together. 】

Bai Zinan: ...? Aerial splits cleaner?

Well, Aunt Jizi...Sister and the captain are together, well, that's good, captain, did you see it?

Bai Zinan greeted the captains from other worlds.

"A turn, night raid group Lu 9④ 九三六壹三⑤ as if thousands of mountains and rivers; a glance back, as if several spring and autumn, just like the beginning of love. So the best day is not the sunny day, but having you by my side; the best emotion is not the vows of love, but the long-term ordinary companionship.

Let us wish the bride and groom a long and happy marriage... Oh, everyone here is a long-lived person, and Kaslana already has white hair, Alicia, can you please be more careful!"

Su was stunned at the end of the wedding. He opened his eyes and cursed directly, "Anyway, I declare that the wedding ceremony is over. Thank you again for your support!"

"Finally," Wei Wei stood up, "the greatest magician of the new century has appeared! Please enjoy his magic tricks."

A big hat covered Bai Zinan and all the brides, and then a violent explosion occurred inside, and the hat and the people inside disappeared.

Wendy blinked her eyes and said, "Okay, I'll toast on behalf of Bai Zinan. Heaven is here. It turns out that Bai Zinan really loves me, right?"

Su was silent for two seconds. He was tired. "The situation is normal. Please continue."

……

"So where is this? A vacation spot?"

"Yes, there are quite a lot of us, so we can just travel for two years. They are already waiting for us in the hotel."

Bai Zinan looked at the beach and the changed clothes on her body. The brides' wedding dresses had turned into casual clothes.

Velvet's magic...should it be called magic?

After traveling for a while, one night Honkai made a request.

[There are always people who play magic in the name of magic. Okay, Bai Zinan, the matter has come to an end. You also give me your entire body. Let's separate. You go on vacation and I will pursue love.]

Before, Honkai was dumped by other Honkai wills. After being depressed for a few days, he decided to regroup and go and kill the person from her world first.

"Ah, are you leaving? It's not like you won't be back. Don't tell me you miss me. I feel sick."

Honkai left temporarily, and there was no one left to continue reading Bai Zinan's mind, which made the female members of the family feel a little uncomfortable.

After a while, Bai Zinan was surrounded in the middle. The women began to discuss when the mind-reading tool man from Honkai would come back. Bai Zinan rarely argued with them (mainly because she couldn't win, so Bai Zinan also wanted this guy to come back).

"yes…"

[They all want to hear your true feelings, so I chased her, then tricked her into submission, and dumped her. Do you know what she said about me before? She said I was a bootlicker, so funny, now she is just like a bootlicker! ]

The collapse returned and life went on.

As for what happened later?

Think positively.

[The whole book is finished. Okay, you bastard author, your script is blank. I can't understand it at all.]