They want to hear my voice

Shut up, you idiot!

【I think you really don’t know. 】

As the only one who peeked into the whole process in and out of dreams, Honkai was sure that Bai Zinan knew nothing, except for the part where the wind made him feel comfortable...

Wendy cheated, but it wasn't too much, and nothing substantial happened. Don't think too much, don't think too much!

Wendy is still a good kid. Apart from feeling a little sad, there's nothing wrong with her.

"Let's not talk about that for now. Who took off my clothes?"

[You took it off when you went to bed, and you felt uncomfortable sleeping. ]

Bai Zinan: What about my underwear... Never mind. It’s not impossible. People can do anything when they are asleep.

Although the fact is not like this at all, Honkai secretly complained, "Stupid high-dimensional human, you probably don't know that there is no place on your appearance that does not have traces of Wendy."

Although we didn't really do anything, we just stripped her naked and blew the wind all over her body, which lasted for most of the night.

Wendy: Hey, it’s the gentleman’s fault for pulling at his clothes with his hands and frowning. I love him so much that I have no choice but to serve him.

What's the point of getting first blood? A sneak attack is not fair. One day I will kill him head-on.

Chapter 15 Handling Official Business

I guess I'm not clean anymore, am I?

Bai Zinan thought so, because he discovered something very important when he was taking a bath. If nothing happened, the protective layer would never turn outward...

[Oh my, you found out. This was a mistake. I should be more careful next time.]

Bai Zinan: Do you want there to be a next time?

Wendy: I ​​see. I'll be more careful next time... Why should I show my head!!!

Now my husband knows that I peeped at him taking a bath! Wait? Be careful of what?

Bai Zinan: ...It's okay, just let me take a look back.

I don't ask for much, really, just let me see it back.

Wendy: It doesn’t feel like I’m just looking at it...ah...I’ve seen enough!

Sir, I'm leaving first!

“…It was really a mistake.”

The water flowed down her hair and cheeks. Bai Zinan wiped her face roughly and ended the shower in a hurry.

This Oceania branch is not safe, mainly because of Wendy. As expected, except for the Second Herrscher, none of the other Herrschers are good:

The irritable third Herrscher who is always thinking about pushing, and the sneaky loli fourth Herrscher who may peek at you at any time...

At least the Fifth Herrscher is fine... After all, nothing will happen if he lives for one minute.

"How about trying to pull it back with your power?"

[You are really annoying me, why don't you just let me die peacefully? ]

Bai Zinan: ...So the authority in this Herrscher Core... Never mind, I won't take it back for now...

After all, the fundamental goal is to send them all out, and any suggestions that cause trouble for the Imaginary Number Tree will be rejected and cannot be defeated.

[No, I just said it casually, and you took it seriously? If you want to be like this, why don’t we finish this and go swim in the quantum ocean…]

Bai Zinan: It’s not impossible…

There was a knock on the door. Bai Zinan, who had just finished getting dressed, was a little confused. Who would knock on the door at this time? It couldn't be Wendy...

After all, this scumbag had already walked in without knocking.

"Um... sir, can I... come in?"

"!!!"

Bai Shinan & Honkai: Oh my god, this guy actually knows how to knock on the door!

Seeing that Bai Zinan didn't respond, Wendy pushed the door open and walked in. "If you don't say anything, Wendy will take it as your consent."

Seeing the short-haired loli's behavior, Bai Zinan felt like she was screwed. Where did her cute little girl who always spoke in a timid way go? The little angel Wendy who was broken and returned the favor to her father!

Does it matter whether Wendy knocks on the door or not? Obviously not. She is no different from the thugs in St. Freya's harem!

"Ahem, sir, it's very rude to keep staring at Wendy."

Seeing the other party's unfriendly look, Wendy quickly changed the subject, "Well, Miss Madeline wants to see you for something. She is waiting outside the dormitory now."

"We'll settle the matter of your night attack on me later."

Wendy: Night raid? What night raid? Wendy knows nothing.

Upon hearing that there was something important, Bai Zinan stood up and walked out of the dormitory. Not far from the dormitory area, Bai Zinan saw Madeline in casual clothes.

"Sir, I have already applied for resignation. Now I am just waiting for you to ask me to retire."

"..."

"Well, I remember I said I would let you retire before I leave office, but I didn't say when I would leave office."

"Oh, you damned capitalist, exploiter, I'm sorry, sir, I lost my temper. May I ask what color and style of street lamp you like? Madeline hasn't given you a gift since you took office."

“Nothing I like...”

[Black, style... Solar-powered, self-powered, no manual operation is the first priority. ]

Bai Zinan: mmp, collapse, cnm!

Collapse: My mom Wendy, please~

Madeline: Got it.

Today, Madeline wants to retire as always. After failing to retire, Madeline kept her promise and ordered a thick, hard and large solar street light painted black for Bai Zinan from the omnipotent Nienentropy.

Of course, there were also things that were beyond Madeline's expectations, such as Bai Zinan handling her own affairs personally. This was the first time that Madeline did not work double shifts since Bai Zinan took office.

"A large number of Honkai beasts and dead soldiers roaming around Oakland?"

"It's none of my business. Do you want to deal with it? No way? Those guys..."

When Bai Zinan saw this application, his first reaction was that he didn't want to bother with it.

"Sir, don't forget that you are now the head of the Oceania branch. You have to ignore it."

Wendy performed the duties of a secretary while organizing the report at hand and advising Bai Zinan.

On the contrary, Madeline was very relaxed today. She sat aside sipping black tea and encouraged Bai Zinan from time to time.

"Madeline, please find a random Valkyrie team to handle this application."

"Okay sir."

Madeline, who had ordered a street lamp for Bai Zinan, was particularly happy. She was very happy even though she couldn't hang Bai Zinan up. A few days ago, a Valkyrie suggested that a few more street lamps should be added to the dormitory area, and it was just the right time to plant the street lamps she ordered.

When Bai Zinan goes out... hehe.

"Sir, the next thing is about the improvement of the Valkyrie meals in the Oceania branch."

"Some people complained that the public canteens were expensive pig feed and were not as good as restaurants outside..."

"Then ask them to eat out. We can save the food money and set up a memory battlefield in the branch. They are so picky about free meals."

"Do you want to try the 'Hero's Dish' to calm down?"

[Is it the one with 433 dishes for 23 yuan? ]

Wendy: ???

Although I didn't understand it at all, I knew it was excessive.

Bai Zinan: That’s right, you looked at my memory again.

In fact, the food in the Valkyrie Canteen is quite good. Compared with other Savior organizations around the world, the food in the Oceania branch is second only to the headquarters and the Far East Demon Cave.

But there are always people who are greedy and want better.

"Sir, this response is a suggestion from the minority, not the majority."

Wendy is considerate of her teammates. Her teammates have been poor in recent months, although it is because Mr. Xie has delayed their wages...

Wait? Withholding wages? Isn't this teacher Theresa's habit?

"Sir, there is also the matter of unpaid wages..."

"Ah, this matter, it will be done soon, it will be sent out soon."

Another vague conversation, but he didn't say the specific time. It turned out that there was a reason why he could be with Teacher Theresa.

Wen Xiaogoro Di seemed to have realized the truth, "Sir, have you spent all our wages?"

"How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?"

Wendy thought the words sounded familiar, and she blurted out subconsciously, "Bai Yiji, you must have embezzled public funds! You really are a good match for Teacher Theresa!"

"Sorry, sir! You are not Bai Yiji, and you did not embezzle public funds!"

Bai Zinan's eyes were unfriendly. Wendy thought it would be better to admit her mistake first, otherwise she would suffer. Every time her husband showed this kind of eyes, it was the time when her feet were broken.

[Emm, actually this time it’s not embezzlement of public funds, this thing is a Pixiu, it only takes in but never gives out...]

Wendy: /(//◎/ω/◎//)/Only...only in...not out? ?

Bai Shinan & Honkai: Did you think something wrong, Se-Loli?

Chapter 16: Wendy's General Attack

After handling official business for a day, Bai Zinan set out on the road back to the dormitory with a sense of despair.

"So Madeline has to deal with such troublesome things every day?"

[Although I don’t know whether I should say it or not...]

Wendy: I ​​don’t think I should tell you. He’ll get mad if I tell you, right?

Bai Zinan: I'm not deaf or blind, I see it clearly.

Wendy & Honkai: Actually, Madeline only takes one hour a day to deal with all this.

Bai Zinan: Ji, you’re slacking off at work, right?

Wendy: Yes, sir, you are too inefficient and too slow. You cannot meet the needs of the Valkyries of the Oceania branch at all.

"...Wendy, you're kicked out of the house."

"Eh hey hey??? But sir..."

"No buts. Don't pay attention to me until I comfort myself."

【As the saying goes: Honest words are unpleasant to the ears..】

Wendy: ...It's hard to persuade a damned person with good words. Sir, you don't have to teach me by example...

Bai Zinan: Stop talking nonsense and get me out of here quickly.

There was a manhole cover stolen on the road to the dormitory area. Wendy wanted to call Bai Zinan, but Bai Zinan told Wendy not to speak.

"Wendy! Wendy!"

"Sir, tell Wendy to stop talking."

【Hanpi flew out by himself. 】

"...Yes."

As Bai Zinan flew out of the well, Wendy was certain of one thing: the offspring of Teacher Theresa and Bai Zinan would be fruitless. After all, IQ... does not conform to the law of multiplication.

Negative IQ How can a negative IQ be positive?

Wendy shook her head, pinched her nose and consciously moved one meter away from Bai Zinan.

"Sir, you...stay away from me."

[Fuck! A fatal blow! I can't dodge it.]

Bai Zinan & Wendy: You deserve it