They want to hear my voice

"For the time being...Is that right?"

Although the definition of elopement is not like this at all...but as long as you are happy, Deli.

[You've read more than just the Hom Warriors comics, right? What kind of comics would be so eloquent! ]

Bai Zinan: Who are you messing with? Why do you care about her? I didn't care about her, so why do you care? Your arms are too long for messing with things, right? Do you want me to cut off a section of them?

Theresa: Yes, yes, Bai Zinan is right. Who are you talking to?

Bai Zinan: Don’t use vulgar words!

Collapse: It faded after all. He was so resolute when he said he would escape from the marriage, but now he changed his mind after seeing Theresa in her wedding dress.

You are worthy of being called a son of a bitch who has no humanity towards the opposite sex!

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Chapter 19: Escape from marriage... Quite successfully (Beginning of Honkai Impact 3rd)

"Well, as expected, everything is as I expected."

The blonde lady at the top level saw every move of the two fools clearly. In fact, the wedding at the Destiny headquarters was just a cover. She knew it from the beginning that these two people would not get married peacefully.

If it goes as expected, the two will eventually return to Saint Freya together, where the real wedding will take place...

As for myself and Kallen...

Kallen was resurrected, but she insisted that "I can't get married until Honkai is destroyed." Oh my god, Honkai will soon become my grandson, what else do I need to destroy...

Oh, I didn’t tell Karen about this, but it’s not an important matter.

Do you want your granddaughter...wait, Theresa is made of Vishnu's genes and Kallen's genes...

"Tsk, don't think too much about this."

Otto rubbed his eyebrows. He really couldn't think too much about it.

After resurrecting Kallen, he felt like he was hundreds of years younger, and he put aside all the intrigues and schemes for the time being.

In other words, Theresa is the product of Honkai Beast x Kallen. If you think about it carefully, she cheated on herself... Yes, and that damn Yae Sakura from Changzora City... She is actually obsessed with her own Kallen.

Otto felt so angry when he thought of the pink-haired witch who had donkey ears but insisted that she was a fox.

Back to the topic, Otto couldn't persuade Kallen, so he let her continue to fight against Honkai around the world. As for the Herrscher Core that Bai Shinan took out...

Now it's just an empty shell. I was originally planning to give it to Karin... Damn Zhou Paopi, he didn't even give me an empty shell. How can you say that you and Theresa are in love and as a result you will be a member of the Akapolis family in the future!

It won't hurt to give me a Herrscher Core Shell for Kallen to play with!

"My Lord, the plane to Saint Freya is ready."

"understood."

The perspective returns to Theresa and Bai Zinan

"Before that, I have to inform Ji Zi in advance to change the damn banner to grandpa's name."

When Otto was planning their wedding, Theresa happened to be outside Otto's office and heard all the plans...

Whoever wants to get married can get married. Anyway, Theresa and Bai Zinan are determined not to get married. Well, not for now, but they still need that little red book.

This way I will feel more confident when asking Bai Zinan for money!

(Bai Zinan: It sounds like you didn’t have the confidence at the beginning.)

In addition, Theresa said that she absolutely did not want to have children. What if she had a child and it competed with her for Hom's merchandise? For her own Hom's merchandise...

"Theresa, what are you thinking about? Can you fly this plane?"

"No... You can fly, right? You can fly with other people in your arms, but you can't fly with me, right?"

"Theresa, listen to my excuses... No, listen to my explanation."

"Don't listen to the bastard chanting sutras!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"The turtle said you...you are the turtle, your whole family is turtles!"

[Tsk, aren’t we a family? So Deli is either stupid or a cuckold]

Bai Zinan: Honkai is right

Theresa: WDNMD, you are the bastard, do you hear me clearly, you are!

Picking up the 1.38-meter-tall Theresa, Bai Zinan began to fly slowly towards Saint Freya. During this process, he let Honkai contact Himeko directly while flying.

[Honkai brand mobile phone, you deserve it]

Bai Zinan & Theresa: Advertisements are prohibited.

Just after contacting Wuliangta Jizi, the space in front of them suddenly shattered. Seeing Bai Zinan who didn't notice anything unusual, Theresa got anxious, "Hey, hey, hey, Bai Zinan!!?? I'm going in, I'm going in!!!"

[? This guy didn’t react, and there’s clothes between us, how could he possibly get in… fuck fuck fuck!! You son of a bitch, I’m going in, I’m going in! ]

Theresa: Are you a pervert? No, I'm going in! Bai Zinan! Don't be distracted!

Bai Zinan: ??? What went in? I didn’t go in! What a big gap!

A powerful attraction erupted from the crack, sucking both of them in, making it impossible for them to escape.

……

The black night sky was dotted with a few stars, and the moonlight was pale yellow, hazy, and disturbing. Under the moon was a dense forest, and except for the sound of insects and the rustling of nocturnal animals against the leaves in the forest, there was no other movement.

A hole was torn in the sky, but because of the darkness of the night, no one noticed the abnormality in the sky. Three shadows fell from it and fell into the dense forest.

[You son of a bitch, I, your father, brought you out with me! ]

Bai Zinan: There are always sons who want to be fathers...

Are we going back?

Hei Xi: ...Well, you are a father after all, can you please take care of your daughter who is hanging on the southeast branch first?

Xi'er: ...Another me, can't you...

Hei Xi: ...

[Well, Xier, take care of yourself first. This son of a bitch hasn’t woken up yet. Now I’m in trouble, but I’ve been dragged away by a few wolves with my clothes in my mouth.]

Hei Xi: Well done. The plan failed. I saved myself first. Rest in peace, Dad.

Bai Zinan: Xier, you are so filial to me.

Xi'er: That was said by another me! It has nothing to do with me!

The constant bumping awakened Bai Zinan's body, "Tsk, this is Erha, what a joke... Never mind, Erha doesn't have bad breath."

He raised his hand and used Honkai to kill a few wolves. Bai Zinan dragged the dead wolf and walked aimlessly, vaguely feeling that he had forgotten something... What exactly did he forget?

[You son of a bitch, you forgot your wife, children and elders.]

Bai Zinan: You are talking nonsense, where did I come from...

Xier, Heixi, and Theresa: Please continue, we are all listening.

Bai Zinan: Ahem. I'll come find you right now. Come on, darlings, tell me the time.

Xi'er & Hei Xi: ...Southeast Branch

Theresa: I... don't know where I am. Well, there is someone here who looks exactly like me... and he is now discussing with me the matter of replacing the prince with a cat...

"Tsk..."

After searching for a long time, Bai Zinan finally saw Xier on a branch in the southeast direction. At this time, Xier's eyes were scarlet but Bai Zinan didn't notice it at all.

Bai Zinan kept circling around the tree, humming the poem "The Peacock Flies Southeast", "Wandering under the tree in the courtyard, hanging myself on the southeast branch~"

"whispering sound…"

If my limbs hadn't been entangled by something, I would definitely beat this incompetent father to death and hang him on the southeast branch!

"Damn dad, put me down now, why am I hanging on the southeast branch?"

I found that the other party had no intention of letting go of himself. Hei Xi lived in Bengbu. Look at your mother. No matter how much you look at her, she will never let you see her fat!

"I know, I know"

[Complaint: My son just wants to know what color your panties are]

Xier: ... Actually, just ask directly...

Hei Xi: Shut up! Xier, shut up! You can never say such things!

After successfully getting Xier down from the southeast branch, Bai Zinan carefully gave Xier a physical examination.

"Eh...!? It's... uh... fine here... We're fine!"

"It's really strange that nothing happened after falling from such a high place."

"Tsk...it looks like you really hope something happens to us?"

"Um, Hei Xier, can you use this thing called echo when you speak..."

"No, shut up."

[Why don’t you come and thank me, your father? If I weren’t your father, you would have sent it long ago.]

Hei Xi: I don’t even want to be a father, why do you want to be a father?

Bai Zinan: There is always a son who wants to be a father. There is always a son who wants to be a father.

Xier, you are so filial to me.

Xier: Stop arguing...and, that was said by another me!

[Don't listen to the turtle's chanting. Don't ask who the turtle is talking about. If you ask, it means the turtle is talking about you. ]

Hei Xi & Bai Shi Nan: ...

Seele: Mr. Honkai, please don’t scold yourself like that… It will make it difficult for the other me…

Chapter 20: Xier: Xier wants to ask who Nai Xi is

"What on earth do I deserve to have such a talented father?"

Hei Xi complained like this. Now she was somewhat glad that she was lucky enough to be found by him. She wandered in the dense forest from midnight to dawn...

After turning around and around, Bai Zinan and he were still under that damn southeast branch.

[I've explained it in so much detail, why can't you find the way? If you can't find it, just fly up! If you fly up, you can see everything! ]

Bai Zinan: But Xier doesn’t let me hug her!

Xier: It’s not me, it’s another me.

Hei Xi (inexplicably angry): I won’t let you hug me, if you dare, beat me to death.

Theresa: Well, I'm with Mr. Stargazer now. We've walked out of the jungle, and there's a guy who calls himself Captain Hyperion...

Bai Zinan: I get excited when you say that. Isn't this just like fellow villagers meeting each other?

"Xi'er, let's go."

"OωO?"

Hugging Xier, Bai Zinan soared into the sky and began to look for Theresa.

"..."

"Xi'er, you should gain weight. You are too light."

"..."

The scarlet eyes looked at the scenery passing quickly below, and the whole person was motionless. The one who came out was Hei Xi.

"Wouldn't it be better to be gentler?"

The words echoed. Bai Zinan looked down and saw Hei Xi in her arms speaking with a half-smile.

"You're out, hurry up and struggle a bit so I can see you, didn't you say you don't want me to hold you?"

"???"