They want to hear my voice

Kevin: Do you think I'm stupid?

Bai Zinan: Who in the Kaslana family is not stupid?

Kevin: That Kiana is Kaslana's, right? I hope you don't go for a Chinese wedding, or else when you sue your ancestors, I, Kevin Kaslana, will come over and give you two big sinuses.

Bai Zinan: The bloodline is suppressed, right?

"If we really can't do it, let's talk about it somewhere else?"

"Right here."

Old Ancestor Kevin, with a cold face, was like a fool at this moment, and got into a non-existent quarrel with passers-by.

As expected, the Kaslana family is all idiots.

"Since you can limit the collapse then..."

"The Herrscher still needs to be built, and the Honkai Impact still needs to continue, but I can choose an uninhabited area."

"......Why?"

[Although this guy's body is too tight and I can't get out, I still have a mission to accomplish. ]

Kevin: ?

Bai Zinan: You can understand the occurrence of Honkai as a test given to the world by the Imaginary Number Tree, and Honkai is equivalent to a ruthless invigilator, but now this teacher has been pulled down by me.

Kevin: Oh, another bowl of noodles.

I just want to eat noodles. Anyway, I can't kill Honkai even if I kill you, so I might as well let you block him.

"By the way, why is your body so tight...it can even hold the Houkai."

Kevin's words made the anus of the men passing by tighten, and they silently moved away a little.

"Who knows? Then don't bother anymore. There should be another Judgment-level Honkai Beast. But don't worry, that thing can be said to be a follower of Kiana... no, Sirin."

[Sirin was bent into Kiana's shape anyway, so it's no problem to say she belongs to Kiana.]

Kevin: Kaslana's family just got a new domesticated Judgment-level Honkai beast?

Bai Zinan: It’s mine... Never mind, all the Honkai beasts in the world belong to me.

"Tsk, I suddenly feel like I have nothing to do."

Kevin finished his bowl of noodles and said, "Let's go."

"Well...Kevin, I want to ask you for a person. His code name should be Unlucky Guy..."

[Suddenly I felt guilty and remembered this good brother? ]

Kevin: I can’t give this person to you. He is now a high-level agent of Anti-Entropy and World Serpent.

How about you come with me to World Snake and stay there for a while?

Bai Zinan: Goodbye, we are all brothers.

One more thing is that I have basically mastered Anti-Entropy...

Kevin: Actually, Raven... Never mind.

[Goodbye, the name Natasha is killing me]

Kevin: Elemental awareness, please be sure to come to World Snake for a few days.

I can't kill Honkai, but I can annoy him to death.

Bai Zinan: Although I am somewhat tempted, how about a few days? I have to go and accompany my wives.

Kevin: Give me another bowl of noodles before you leave.

[Ramen friends, right? ]

……

saint freya

"Cook, I'm hungry!"

"Bai Zinan! I told you not to call me the cook anymore!"

"Cook, cook, cook!"

In the kitchen, Bai Zinan was eating while shouting, "Actually, your three years were only seven days for me."

"Principal Theresa said, which one do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?"

Mei took a sip of the soup and found it neither salty nor bland, just right.

【I choose. I choose.】

Mei: What does it have to do with you that we are talking?

Bai Zinan: Listen to the good things, not the bad things.

“I choose good news.”

"My father, Raiden Ryoma, came out. Cocolia got him out."

"What about the bad news?"

"The father heard that his daughter was molested by a pig, and that she was not the only one, so he was ready to fight the pig to the death.

Besides, you should meet my father for the sake of courtesy and reason. In other words, prepare to meet your father-in-law."

[Pfft, classic father-in-law versus son-in-law. ]

Bai Zinan: Can I say that he was able to come out because of my pillow talk?

Mei: ...I'm still a little unhappy after all. How about you sacrifice yourself as my other self?

Lei Lu: ...Okay.

Bai Zinan: No, I was thinking about looking at different sexes... I was wrong, Cook! ! !

You can do whatever you want, but don't poison the chicken soup! The lives of the people in the room are in your hands!

Black and red demon horns appeared on Mei's head, and before her power could be fully unleashed, Bai Zinan had already strangled her fate.

"Bao, this is in the kitchen. Have you forgotten how the kitchen exploded a few years ago?"

[Quick, hold it, isn't this why you came to the kitchen? ]

Mei: I knew a lazy guy would not be so kind as to come and help in the kitchen.

Bai Zinan: Can I touch that ghost horn?

Meiyi: Not tender! What are you touching with your hands? It's still daytime...

At night...like this.

Bai Zinan: Yayi, the green apple is half-ripe.

Mei:...Isn't it good to become mature?

Bai Zinan: It’s pretty good, but it will take a few years for the apples to mature.

"Stop, serve the soup, and prepare to eat."

Mei slapped Bai Zinan's hands away, her blushing cheeks showing uncontrollable shyness. She hurried to the bathroom and washed her face with cold water.

A short separation is better than a new marriage. Although this separation is a bit long for Mei, she is still a little excited when the scenes she imagined over and over again happen...

Chapter 34 Bai Zinan: I can’t just pour out my heart to your father as soon as I see him, right?

"We have been waiting for this reunion dinner for three years!"

Licking her lips with her pink tongue, Que Yannao stared at the four dishes and one soup on the table, "Mei, is this really enough for us? Bai Zinan must be very hungry, right?"

[No, he is not hungry at all. His body is full of my essence now.]

Bai Zinan: Fuck you, if there’s not enough food, Meiyi can make up for it. I’ll just eat Meiyi.

Kiana: Eh?! Who will cook after you eat Mei?

Mei (blushing): Stupid Kiana! That's not what I meant.

Bronya (blushing): After three years, the amoeba has turned into a carnivorous single-celled organism.

Kiana: I don't understand at all! Can you explain it in a more understandable way?

"You are still young. You shouldn't understand these things. Just eat."

Mei hurriedly changed the subject. Just as she took two bites of her food, Kiana slammed the table and said with a red face, "So that's what you mean!"

[What do you think it means? Wash the sprouts thoroughly and then steam them in a pot? ]

Bai Zinan: Can you please stop taking a sauna? If you have the time, why not take a look at what the 105 men and 3 girls did in the mountains?

Mei: If I remember correctly, it seems to be the Water Margin from Shenzhou?

Kiana: Water Tiger? Is it a branch of Northeast Errenzhuan?

Bronya: Tsk... Kiana... Wait? Amoeba, where's Seele? Where's Seele? Where did Seele go when she's as big as me?

Mei: Principal Theresa said that Seele has to be with her recently.

Bronya: That's okay.

"This soup tastes great, not too salty or bland. Bai~Zi~Nan~, you can't eat anymore, right~?"

The big azure eyes blinked like a blue rhinestone, looking at Bai Zinan and wanting to give them to Kiana.

This guy thinks about nothing all day long but his meals, right?

[He's not hungry, you can take it. As a father, I know my son's feelings very well.]

Bai Zinan: Honkai, do you know how many of your mothers I eat in one meal?

Kiana: Really? Really? Really? (^O^)?

Bai Zinan, I love you!

Mei & Bronya (eating in silence)

[Unfilial descendants, actually want to eat your grandmother! ]

Bai Zinan: It’s so funny, I suddenly remembered that you don’t even have a mother, you bastard.

[You said it as if you have one… ahhhhhh daddy daddy I was wrong! Three moms, no, four moms… no, all the moms, stop him quickly ahhh?～]

[Are you going to die?～]

The three great families: (covering their faces)

Wendy: Sir, you're back? What about the collapse? Fuck it, don't let it live well.

Rita & Yulandel:?

Otto: Although I have used women's bodies before, but if you call me mom like this, are you going to call Kallen dad?

Kallen: This is the Honkai? That's it? That's it? That's it? Come on, call me daddy. (Otto, are you sure a Judgment-level Honkai beast won't fall from the sky?)

Raven: Are you happy to be a mother? Come, calculate the money for the milk powder. I don’t want much, 18 billion will be enough.

Kevin: Collapse? I'm not your mother, I'm your ancestor.

Theresa: What are you doing?

Hei Xi: Isn't this a collapse? I haven't seen you for a few days and you're so lame? Call me dad, and I'll tell you with a smile that this thing can't be stopped.

Xi'er: Ah...

Tesla & Einstein & Cocolia: Do you know that this sentence blew up three anti-entropy laboratories?

Bai Zinan: Sorry, my son is disobedient. I will go and discipline him first.

Everyone: It’s boring, let’s go.

Raven: Let’s settle the 1.8 billion.

The reunion dinner ended hastily in a farce, and the collapse was successfully defeated by Bai Zinan using the Bainiao Chaofeng spear technique, stabbing and knocking him down in the spiritual space.

It was at this time that the wonderful use of Honkai was discovered by Bai Zinan.

[I never thought there would be such a shameless person who would snatch your things, violate your body, and use you like a tool.]