They want to hear my voice

Bronya whispered, "Holding Bronya and thinking about Bronya's fat is putting the cart before the horse."

"Amoeba is a nasty thing."

Bai Shinan rested her chin on the top of Bronya's head and made a "(ー_ー)" expression while complaining about Bronya's words.

"I can't do this kind of thing in the dormitory..."

"Come to Bronya's room. Bronya's room is soundproof."

Banya said this seriously.

Chapter 38: Prevention of epidemics requires strategies, and safety requires condoms

As the saying goes: You need strategies for epidemic prevention and condoms for safety.

For safety reasons, I got a condom. I originally intended to use it on Mei, but accidentally gave it to Bronya.

A night passed, Bai Zinan lay on Bronya's bed and didn't want to get up. Bronya looked at the coquettish Bai Zinan with helplessness. Shouldn't she be the one lying on the bed and not wanting to get up?

"Get up quickly (? ? ?)"

"Just one more minute of sleep!"

[Billions of minutes? This is not your bed, hurry up and get up. Banya and you have been tossing and turning until the middle of the night. Everyone else has gotten up, so what right do you have to not get up? 】

Bai Zinan: This is my body, get out now. You torment me until late at night every day, why don’t you get out of my body?

Banya: Get up quickly, Bronya is going to be late

Get up quickly!

"By the way! Stupid amoeba, remember to clean up last night... in short, clean up everything that shouldn't be there."

Looking at the dead pig lying on her bed, Bronya gave up the idea of ​​pulling him out of bed and hurriedly ran to the classroom with the toast that Mei had prepared early in the morning.

Bronya suddenly stopped halfway through her run. "Today... seems to be Saturday..."

"Really? I was so sleepy... No wonder the idiot Momoshinan stayed in bed... Wait? Did Mei-nee see everything?"

Thinking of what happened last night, Bronya covered her face. Things were a little beyond her expectations. She could only say that she had an excess of hormones yesterday.

While eating small bites of bread and walking slowly towards the dormitory, Bronya was thinking about how to "retaliate" against Bai Zinan for not telling her what happened today, Saturday.

After some hesitation, Bronya returned to the dormitory, "Amoeba! Why didn't you tell Bronya that today is Saturday!"

"Mei-sister saw us hugging each other, right?"

[Mei? Today, she got up, made bread, and dragged Kiana to the library for extra lessons. The library was not open at all.]

Bai Zinan: I don’t know, don’t nag me.

Bronya: (? , ?)

It's up to you, so what? If you have the guts, bite Bronya to death.

Bai Zinan on the bed made an extremely charming move towards Bronya and lifted a corner of the quilt. "Mei and Kiana are not here today. Can you lie down for a while?"

[You still have the nerve to say that I am in the color waste of your memory. You are no better than me! ]

Bai Zinan: You are just jealous, you son of a bitch, you are just jealous.

[Who is the dog son talking about? ]

Bai Zinan was about to say that the son of a bitch was talking about you, but soon felt something was wrong, so he replied:

The son of a bitch said to me.

[Ah, yes, yes, son of a bitch, son of a bitch]

Bronya: Look~

"Everyone is up, so why not lie down? Since Mei-sister and stupid Kiana are not here, are we the only two at noon today?"

"Or else, amoeba, you can find a place to play."

Bronya ordered them to leave with an expressionless face. Without Mei, no one could take care of her and she could play games all day long.

"You dislike me, don't you?"

"No, I just think you're getting in the way (? ? ?)."

For a game girl, even if it is her own man, she will get rid of him if he interferes with her playing games. No man in her heart. The game is her god.

"That's exactly what you said last night! Oh, you fickle woman, just give me a kiss and leave."

"go out(? ? ?)?"

"QAQ"

"go out(? ? ?)?"

[My son failed miserably hahahahahahaha]

Looking at Bai Zinan who was kicked out of the house, Honkai felt happy. He would be happy as long as this son of a bitch was humiliated.

Bai Zinan: Humph, there are plenty of fish in the sea. If she kicks me out of this door today, unless she begs me to do so, I will jump from here and die outside. I will never go back.

"Let's go find Theresa... or Xi'er?"

……

"Well... I roughly understand your situation."

Theresa rubbed her frown and pushed aside the documents piled on the table. "So how long do you plan to stay here? Even though I married you in a formal way..."

"Wait, Baoer, didn't I marry you?"

"You have Apokalis in your name now, right? I'll marry you, no problem."

[Son of a bitch, I advise you not to reason. It is very difficult to reason with a woman. Although it is not to say that there are no reasonable people, but do you want to reason with your wife? This thing will never make sense. ]

Theresa: That’s not what I meant...but it’s true that there’s no problem with me marrying Bai Zinan.

Bai Zinan: Yes, yes, you are cute and everything you said is right.

Seeing that Bai Zinan stopped refutation, Theresa continued to speak:

"You can see that I don't have much time to spend with you right now. My grandfather said that destiny will be mine sooner or later, and then he threw all these things on me."

[No need to ask, Otto must have run away with Kallen, right? ]

Theresa: Bingo! I got it right, so Bai Zinan will give me a glass of bitter melon juice as a reward. No sugar, just pure bitter melon.

Bai Zinan: ???

It was clearly Honkai's answer that was correct, why do I have to fix it?

Theresa: Honkai didn’t ask me to accompany it.

Bai Zinan: So if it asks you to accompany it, you will accompany it?

Theresa: No, Bai Zinan, are you sick? Why should I accompany it? Are you cheating on yourself?

Now I want two cups of bitter melon juice, go quickly!

Not long after, Bai Zinan returned to Theresa's office with two cups of pure freshly squeezed bitter melon juice.

"How come you came back so quickly? Did you not mix water into the bitter melon juice?"

"It's mixed with a high concentration of spring overnight."

"What is that?" Theresa took a sip of the bitter melon juice. "What is that? It's obviously not mixed with anything. Sit down for a while. I'll finish dealing with these documents first..."

One hour...two hours...three hours

Soon, three hours passed and Theresa was still processing those documents.

Bai Zinan watched Theresa working hard, and her delicate body trembling slightly due to overwork, and felt a pity in her heart...

He snatched away the bound volume of Homunculus comics that Theresa had hidden under the documents and said, "Hey, Theresa, when are you going to deal with this? Hey, hey, hey, don't cry! I was wrong, Baoer."

Theresa stared at Bai Zinan with tears in her eyes, "Book~"

The moment Bai Zinan handed the book back to Theresa, Theresa personally performed a Sichuan Opera face-changing show, and her originally sad face instantly turned into a sly smile.

"Hehe, I know Bai Zinan is most afraid of me crying and loves you the most. Look, I have been with you for three hours..."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, God stayed with me for three hours hahahahahaha]

Theresa: What are you laughing at? My husband didn’t tell me how to accompany him. He accompanies me by reading comic books for three hours, which is also his company…

Bai Zinan: If I wasn’t the person involved, I might have really believed your lies…

"Okay, don't be angry, be good."

Theresa raised her hand and tried to touch Bai Zinan's head... After trying a few times, she kicked Bai Zinan in the knee, and Bai Zinan crawled away. "Tsk... didn't you realize Theresa wanted to touch you?"

"I found out, Theresa is wearing black lace today..."

Bai Zinan lay motionless on the ground, with a clear view of the scenery under Theresa's skirt.

"Hey, Bai Zinan! You you you you!"

Theresa was furious. You can just look at it, why do you have to say it out loud? Even if I am an adult for several years, I will still be shy.

【Collapse Warmth Demolition: Decades of Adulthood】

Theresa: Damn Honkai, do you want to be crushed by Judas? ! !

Chapter 39 Bai Zinan: Kevin Has Not Sleeped Yet (Please Vote)

With a bang, Bai Zinan was pushed and kicked outside the office door by Theresa.

[Okay, this is the second time today that my wives have disliked me. See, I am the only dad who loves you and can be with you at all times.]

Bai Zinan: Actually, it’s just because you, Honkai Impact 3, are inseparable from me.

[You can't say that. Even if it's true, you have to say it tactfully, right? ]

Bai Zinan: Yes, NM, let’s go to reverse entropy.

After a while, Bai Zinan was locked outside the laboratory. As expected, he was driven out by Einstein and Tesla. Their excuse was "the experiment time limit has expired and we don't have time to care about you."

In desperation, Bai Zinan placed his hopes on Cocolia.

"This is a rare guest. What's the matter? Did you miss me?"

"I'm thinking about it like crazy. Do you want to go on a date? The kind that goes on without any plans at all."

A sly look flashed across her purple eyes. Although Cocolia was very happy that Bai Zinan would take the initiative to find her, but...

"Although I am somewhat tempted, I can't do that. There are so many things going on today, as if they all came out of nowhere."

"Are you sure you don't just want to ignore me?"

"Oh, my dearest, how could you think that? Look at these damned reports."

Kokolia rolled her eyes and threw a few documents to Bai Zinan, "Not all anti-entropy executors are as idle as you."

Bai Zinan caught the documents thrown to him and took a quick look. These were financial statements of subsidiaries of Ni Entropy and all sorts of miscellaneous stuff.

"But we can consider going on a date at another time and discuss the origin of life."

Bai Zinan almost spit out his tea halfway through. He looked at Cocolia who was teasing him. After confirming that she was serious, he wanted to run away.

It is said that women are as strong as tigers at 2000. Natasha died in , which means that Cocolia is about or years old now...

Bai Zinan, who felt a dull pain in his waist, felt a little uneasy, "Well, I don't think there's anything to discuss about this."

[You son of a bitch, are you scared? Didn't you come here just to discuss biological knowledge with Cocolia? ]

Bai Zinan: Oh, yes, yes, I was scared, I was scared.

Cocolia: Don’t be scared, don’t be scared, you finally take the initiative!

If I didn't have so much to do, I would go walking on the street with you right now.

Kokolia held her chin up and looked at her watch while saying, "It's getting late. I have to get busy."

"Okay, okay, I'll go."

With a "kata" sound, the door closed again and Bai Zinan breathed a sigh of relief.

[Congratulations, my son, for being rejected five times in one day.]