They want to hear my voice

Tesla: That's my baby Liesel, bastard! Are you dissatisfied with my twin tails? Damn herrscher of the Chuunibyou disease!

The red eyes burst out with strong dissatisfaction. Tesla didn't think too much and stomped the heel of her women's leather shoes directly on Bai Zinan's foot.

Damn, this is an unprovoked disaster! Bai Zinan, the mute Huang Lian, is now one with the will of collapse, and he has to take the blame for anything the other party does.

[Good job, woman, I love you, step on me a few more times.]

Bai Zinan: ???

Tesla: You don’t have to love me, but I will respect your opinion. I have never met anyone who asks for this.

One kick after another, Bai Zinan's shoes turned gray.

"Don't thank me. You told me this yourself. You won't mind it, right?"

Bai Zinan: You wouldn’t believe it even if I didn’t say it, right?

Looking at the dirty white shoes, Tesla felt a little guilty. He heard that boys wearing white shoes would kill someone because their shoes were stepped on and dirty.

"I won't care."

Bai Zinan chuckled and said, "Of course I won't care. I just want to kill you, even though everything I'm wearing was bought for free in Changkong City."

[How could I, a Honkai, bother with a mortal like you? I just want to kill you. 】

[I'll kill you, and then baby Liesel will be mine! ]

Bai Zinan:?

Tesla: ???

Sure enough, this is a trap you set for me, right? Night Raid Group 6949③⑥13⑤! Damn Corrosion Herrscher, I knew you came to Anti-Entropy with ill intentions, wanting to kill me and then corrode my Lisel, right?

Bai Zinan: Thank you, that’s not the case at all. I’m not interested in older girls.

Honkai Will: I've made a note of it. When you become really good, I (TM) will laugh at you like crazy.

"Then, I'll be working from 9 to 5 starting tomorrow. I'll have someone deliver your ID card to you later."

Tesla cleared his throat and said, "Your main job is to help test the strongest limits of the recently adjusted Titan mecha."

[Once the power is activated, it will be scrapped directly]

Tesla: ...I actually forgot about this.

Fortunately you mentioned it, otherwise I would have to pay for it myself.

Bai Zinan: Money is not as important as life. I can sell you meat.

"You can use Honkai energy, but you cannot use the power of the Herrscher. The cost of maintaining the damaged Titan mecha will be deducted from your salary."

"Okay, Twintails, are you done yet?"

"Call me Dr. Tesla!"

"Okay twintails."

[Why don't you just call me wife? I see you were quite happy calling me wife in your previous life, right?]

Bai Zinan: There is something wrong with what you said. If I didn't know you were talking to me, I would have thought you were coaxing that innocent girl again...

Wait, it seems like Tesla is an innocent (older) girl.

Brother, stop it! Don't you forget that you are against humans?

Honkai Will: No problem, as long as they are all our people, it means that civilization is ruined.

In order for this collapse to continue, Agent Bai Zinan please sacrifice your body!

Tesla: You bastard, if the chicken coop head hadn’t stopped me, I would have taught you what Tesla’s sanctions are...

What do you mean by "In my last life, I asked you to call me...wife"? Does reincarnation really exist?

No wonder you are a Herrscher of Corrosion... from the last era! Did I ask you to call me wife in the last era?

Honkai Impact 3: Nikola Tesla, you are right.

Bai Shinan: Ah, then I'll pretend to be the Blue Beauty. By the way, did you misunderstand something about the twin tails?

Hey, why are you looking at me in such a weird way? You didn't believe the lies of Honkai, did you?

Turn off the self-strategy percentage bar above your head!

"Hello, Dr. Tesla?"

Bai Zinan felt something was wrong.

"Why call me Dr. Tesla? Call me wife!"

The sound was loud and echoed throughout the floors. Tesla's face changed again and again, and his face was like a burning cloud. He fled the scene in a panic, leaving only one sentence echoing in the corridor.

"You don't remember anything!"

People in the dormitory popped up one after another, looking at Bai Zinan curiously. Is this the guy that Dr. Tesla confessed to just now?

What an amazing newcomer! Now we have something to talk about recently.

......

"That's the way it is! Chicken-coop head, what should I do!"

Tesla hid under the sofa and refused to come out. In the darkness, his slightly raised blood-red eyes looked a little creepy.

"I don't know, maybe it's true?"

The deep blue eyes stared at the red eyes under the sofa, eyes full of mockery, Tesla's social death history +1.

"Chicken Coop! This is a serious matter!"

"I know, so you come out first."

"Ahhh, I'm too embarrassed to face anyone. I yelled so loudly that the entire dormitory building could hear me."

The blood-red eyes also disappeared in the darkness. Obviously, she had become autistic.

The rest of the day passed uneventfully. Fortunately, Tesla did not forget to send the work badge over.

But because he was afraid of people gossiping, he decided to deliver it in person.

"Ah...thank you."

Bai Zinan opened the door a crack and stretched out a hand.

"It's very rude to meet someone without opening the door!"

Tesla shouted as he pulled the door open. At the same time, several pairs of eyes appeared from the cracks in the doors of other dormitories, staring at this place.

The sudden force caught the outward-pushing goalkeeper Bai Zinan off guard and knocked him down.

The soft touch, so faint that it was not important, accompanied by a milky fragrance stimulated Bai Zinan's brain. Bai Zinan, who had lost control of the computer, stood up with the help of Tesla's thighs against his crotch, and the bath towel on his body fell to the ground.

Tesla, who was lying on the ground, rubbed his head and stood up. He wanted to curse but he couldn't say it out loud. He looked at Bai Zinan in a daze.

[Has she been seen naked? Look, look, there is not a single bit of shame in this body. ]

Tesla: What a sexy scene! Something I have imagined countless times is actually happening now?

Is this the kind of picture I can see at my age???

Put on your clothes for me. Why don’t you wear clothes? It’s so exciting. It’s the first time I’ve seen this in my life.

(Kiana: What a retribution, it’s a pity that I wasn’t the one to see everything!)

Tesla's brain crashed and his face gradually turned red. Then he felt his nose getting hot and he picked up a towel from the ground to plug his nose.

Bai Zinan snatched the towel from Tesla's hand and quickly tied it around her waist. Before she could even catch her breath, she saw Tesla rushing directly into the bathroom in her room. Not long after, Tesla came out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuffed in his nose and a red face.

"You know nothing, nothing happened, and I will be responsible for you."

Tesla is really anxious now, and his drunken habits have even come out.

"You are not responsible."

Bai Zinan didn't feel that he had suffered any loss.

"Stop talking nonsense. Subordinates are not allowed to talk back to their superiors. If you say you will take responsibility, you must take responsibility. You won't be able to find a good family after I've seen you naked."

【? ? ? 】

[Is this the innocent girl who lived to be 80 years old? ]

Chapter 10 Tesla: I accept it, but I’m actually looking forward to it

"Chicken coop hair!!!"

A familiar person was crawling under the familiar sofa, familiar red eyes shining in the dark.

"This Bai Zinan is born to be my nemesis, how can I be responsible for this?"

"You can't just give him a salary or something like that!"

Einstein adjusted his curly hair and had an inexplicable smile on his face. It was rare to see Tesla like this.

And what can we do now? Giving money will be considered as keeping a mistress, keeping silent is acquiescence, making a statement is an attempt to cover up, suppressing speech is an underground relationship, and we don’t want to make it too public.

"Einstein thinks you can just accept your fate."

The blue-haired beauty shook the cup in her hand, and after fruitless thinking, she came to a conclusion, "It just so happens that Walter is not here. You can pull Bai Zinan over to fight against Cocolia."

"Besides, you don't have to worry about getting drunk and flirting with random people."

"Chicken coop hair!!!"

Tesla under the sofa let out a puppy-like whine. Einstein knew without even looking that Tesla's face was red.

The next day came quickly.

[You became a celebrity because of what happened yesterday. ]

Listening to the employees' mutterings, Bai Zinan ignored the complaints and asked, "Who do you think is responsible for this situation?"

Can't you use those two mouths to make the girl with twin pigtails yell "wife"?

"Hey, look, this is the one who was in love with Dr. Tesla. I heard that she got in through the back door."

[You're right, I went through the back door of Cocolia. After all, I was an illegal resident.]

"Yesterday Dr. Tesla shouted that he would be responsible for him. Is this a disguised proposal?"

"Maybe. If he looks over here, I'm going to lose my salary this month."

"......"

Rumors spread along the way, and Bai Zinan and Tesla met each other at the office door with gloomy faces.

[Hey, isn't this my dear wife? 】

Bai Zinan: Collapse, you...

Tesla: ......

I (TM)... Forget it, it’s bad luck, if you have the guts just shout it out.

"Why do these two look so scary? Did Dr. Tesla's proposal yesterday get rejected?"

A progressive employee who was passing by looked at the two people with gloomy faces at the office door and accidentally said what was in his mind.

Two murderous auras targeted the hapless reformist employee.

"That's not the case at all!"

The two people shouted angrily at the unlucky guy, and the unlucky guy's anus tightened. Did he say what was in his heart?

"I'm sorry, I don't know anything."

The unlucky guy ran away, fearing that the two would kill him to silence him. Wait a minute? They both denied the failed proposal just now? Big news!

[Is this another form of urging marriage? ]

Bai Zinan: I haven’t been urged, so I don’t know. That’s enough?

Tesla: Anyone who dared to urge me to fall in love and get married is dead. Is he going to be there soon too?

There is a new topic for after-dinner conversation.

Human-to-human transmission is a terrifying phenomenon, and the rumor unknowingly evolved into "Dr. Tesla fell in love with the newcomer Bai Zinan at first sight and has been engaged in the future."