Alicia nodded thoughtfully, and then explained that although she seemed to be thinking, her mind was actually blank. Alicia pretended not to hear Bai Zinan's words.

Looking at Alicia whose eyes were full of expectation, Bai Zinan just felt his head spinning. This woman was so difficult to deal with.

[Are you serious about this? ]

Alicia: Honkai, I suggest you to climb smoothly here. Our serious relationship is not clean in your mouth. I just saw his life for two lifetimes!

Bai Zinan: If you exclude the fact that she watched me take a shower, it’s pretty normal.

[But she saw it, and she didn’t just see you taking a bath, she also saw the area I saved separately. Maybe this woman knows you better than you do.]

Alicia: That’s too good of a compliment. Even I only know how capable he is, but I don’t know the details.

Bai Zinan: You already know this, and you still say you don't know. You are such a bad woman. You already know how capable I am, but I still don't know how deep your background is.

【Maybe I should stay under the car instead of in it. 】

"Well, since you've been thinking about it carefully at World Snake these days, do you want to take me out?"

Alicia asked in a questioning tone, and sent Bai Zinan out of the paradise with a smile.

"Waiter... no, Bai Zinan, give me a bowl of ramen."

As soon as I left, Kevin stopped me at the exit.

"Kevin, you've already eaten a lot. Will you feel uncomfortable if you eat more?"

"Are you looking down on the Kaslana family's stomach or their appetite? I just want you to understand in advance what life will be like after marrying Kiana Kaslana and bringing her home."

[You sound better than you say, but you just want to eat]

Kevin: How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air? How about this, Bai Zinan, you give me ramen, and I will teach your Kiana how to play Skyfire without taking any damage.

Bai Zinan: Although it sounds like a good deal, I, Bai Zinan, like to say no to those who think they are right.

Kevin: Then...I'll trade Alicia with you?

Bai Shinan: Deal, the contract is made. Anyone who violates the contract will never be able to eat ramen for the rest of their life. So, can you control Alicia?

Kevin: Haha, who do you think I am? The first of the Thirteen Heroes of Chasing Fire, the ancestor of Kaslana, Cricket A Lishia, you wait, when the opportunity is right, I will tie her up for you in exchange for ramen.

【? ? ? 】

[Son of a bitch, where is your dignity? Where are your principles? Have they been eaten by a dog?]

Bai Zinan: You ate it, Kevin. Let’s go. We have plenty of ramen today.

Kevin: Is there such a good thing?

[Good son]

Bai Zinan: Your mom is furious!

……

At night, according to Kevin's arrangement, Bai Zinan had an exclusive room in the World Snake, so there was no need to share a bed with Kevin.

"I said, it's been a long time since I had a night alone."

[Yeah, your dad is not a human being, but this is not your night alone, right? Why don’t you go find Kevin?]

Kevin: Go away. I’m not Zhang Huaimin, and I don’t need to have a love affair with you in the middle of the night.

"Why are you looking for Kevin? No, a man can't smell as good as a soft girl."

[Are you thinking about love? ]

Bai Zinan: I miss your mom!

[Should I contact the shameful Herrscher Wendy?]

Bai Zinan: Get lost, I'd rather go out for a walk than waste my time here talking to you.

[Okay, I'll go to the animated picture section. ]

Ignoring the collapse, Bai Zinan left the room with his hands behind his back and became the night watchman.

Before I knew it, I had arrived at the entrance to the paradise.

Now he has three choices: 1. Go in; 2. Turn around and leave; 3. Stand there in a daze.

After much thought, Bai Zinan once again entered the paradise of the past.

"I say...you don't sleep so late at night?"

Memory Bai Zinan was lying on the sofa holding the mobile phone projected from memory, like a castrated male cat in heat.

(Memory·Bai Zinan: What kind of weird metaphor is this?)

"You speak as if you were asleep."

"It's impossible to sleep. I finally realized my wish of staying up all night without dying suddenly. I must have a good time."

【What about my memory? 】

Memory·Collapse: Go away, don’t you know that I’m also busy in the animated picture area?

Bai Zinan: It’s so funny. You hate yourself, right?

Alicia: You guys just chat, don’t drag me into this, it’s Alicia’s beauty sleep time now.

"So where is Alicia?"

"How should I know? He disappeared after you left."

"Hi~ I'm here, but now is not a good time to come here."

A pale face suddenly appeared in front of Bai Zinan. Bai Zinan felt his heart stop for a moment and he almost fell to the ground.

Memory Bai Zinan raised his eyebrows, feeling really embarrassed, and then continued to focus on his gaming career.

"Love love...Alishia, why are you like a ghost?"

“Is there a big difference between me putting on a mask and not putting on a mask?”

The corners of Alicia's mouth curled up, and it was obvious that she was very satisfied with Bai Zinan's reaction after being frightened.

"It's not a big deal, okay? How come you don't make any sound when you walk?"

A scallion-white finger twitched Bai Zinan's head, and Alicia said dissatisfiedly, "You really know how to poke at other people's sorrows. Do you think that memory needs to make sounds when walking?"

"Thousands of tribulations?"

"That's an exception. Tell me, why did you come back? Don't tell me you missed me. I don't believe it at all."

【He was feeling lonely and unbearable, so he wanted to wander around. 】

Alicia: I knew you couldn't escape Alicia's charm

Come, let me touch it.

Bai Zinan: Climb, why are you so maternal?

Alicia: Who knows? Maybe he read your memories from childhood and then unconsciously put himself in your shoes?

You should know that a beautiful girl like me who has been single for a long time always has an inexplicable maternal instinct.

Bai Zinan: There is no need to have any maternal instinct. One maternal Mei is enough.

Alicia: Oh my, did you make me angry? Woohoo, I'm so sad~

“Stop your jolly behavior, Alicia, I’m here to inform you that Kevin really sold you to me for a few bowls of ramen.

So you're ready to follow me? Separating from this sea of ​​consciousness, and then cloning a copy of your consciousness and throwing it in, should be ok, right? Honkai should be able to do it."

[It's theoretically feasible. Since you plan to let me do it, shouldn't you return the relevant authority to me? ]

Bai Zinan: That’s easy. It’s related to consciousness. The authority of the Ruler of Consciousness will be returned to you.

Anyway, you will have to throw away the power soon.

"Aha?"

Alicia was down. Was she so worthless? She was sold for just a few bowls of ramen?

"The guy on the top shift over there, how much is a bowl of ramen outside right now?"

"Usually it's only a dozen RMB."

Memory Bai Zinan said without even looking up, "In other words, Alicia, you probably only have a few hundred dollars."

"Huh, I don't quite agree with this result."

Alicia said that memory also has human rights, "How about this, I'll pay double what Kevin paid, and you beat up Kevin outside."

"Kevin gave me one Alicia, so you want to give me two Alicias? We are exchanging people and goods."

After hearing Bai Zinan's words, Ailixia was stunned for two seconds and said subconsciously

"Isn't it enough to have me alone? You actually want two... You almost led me astray. I don't recognize this contract. Why do I have to be the bargaining chip? Where are my human rights? Bai Zinan, I want human rights. I want to protest."

Chapter 46 Theresa: Look at me, Theresa, headbutt... squat down and let me hit you

The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. Magpies were flying south. Bai Zinan and Alicia looked into each other's eyes.

"Come on, let's not talk about anything else, let me massage your body first."

"I don't want an energy body. You should at least give me a normal body. How can an energy body feel the birdsong, the fragrance of flowers, and the delicious food?"

Alicia expressed disdain, Bai Zinan said it was too difficult to please, not just any body would do... Wait? Where did Kevin take his last body?

"How about you use my body?"

Bai Zinan thought that as long as she asked Kevin to return her body, wouldn't the problem of Alicia's body be solved?

"Eh~ No, I don't want to use a man's body, even if it's yours."

Alicia refused without thinking twice. She was a girl and it always felt weird to use a man's body, especially this kind of body she had seen since she was a child.

"I finally understand what it means to be difficult to please."

"You think I'm troublesome? In your previous life, when you were always calling me your wife, why didn't you think it was troublesome when you were working hard to get a graduation package? Haha, man."

[Why did this guy's aura become so inexplicably strong? ]

Bai Zinan: Damn it, I actually fell into her rhythm and became bad. If she hadn’t been smiling the whole time, I would have thought she was really angry.

Alicia: Have you ever thought that sometimes a kind smile is a sign of real anger, even though I’m not angry at all~

Bai Zinan: Then put down your bow!

"How about... we pinch each other first? Then I'll find something with your DNA at the World Serpent and then go to Destiny or Anti-Entropy to clone one for you?"

"You forgot about the World Serpent and these two... Oh, it's okay, you basically took down all the top guys."

Alicia was about to say something to Bai Zinan about this unrealistic idea, but suddenly she remembered that all the main female leaders of Tianming and Nienentropy were captured by this sadistic person. She was about to leave here, but why did she feel so unhappy?

"The question is where are you going to find my genes... You have my genes, so why are you trying to pinch my body? You just want to use this as an excuse to see my naked body, right?"

[Ah, this woman is very sharp-minded and is not suitable to be a wife. Otherwise, you won’t be able to hide any money. ]

Alicia: Get out!

Bai Zinan: You talk as if I can hide a penny in Banya and Mei’s hands.

Alicia: Hey, what exactly is your status?

[Probably just >Wendy. 】

Wendy: Mmmm, you son of a bitch, I’m going to smash your head.

"I cannot agree to this kind of thing. Even if you can go back in time, you cannot bear the consequences of the chain reaction you have created."

[Ah… I really want to go back and have a fight with my past self. What an idiot! Why did I have to work when I could just slack off?]

Alicia:? ? ?

Bai Zinan: Just get used to it. The collapse of this era makes my brain go crazy when it hits me.

Memory·Honkai Impact 3: Let me put it this way, my existence has raised the IQ of my son, and lowered my own... Ahhh, wrong, wrong, son of a bitch, no... No, dear father, please spare the Honkai Impact 3!

It will break if you knead it like this!

Ai Lishia: ( ̄ω ̄;)

"No, I just can't. I don't believe that you two inhuman guys will go back to the past and do nothing. You know, doing these things will lead to changes in me!"

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