They want to hear my voice

The immortals had not come to Liyue for many years, and after coming here, they did not plan to leave for a while, which gave Ningguang a headache. Unfortunately, Ganyu was unable to spare the time, so she didn't know what to do for a while.

But unexpectedly, all the immortals wanted to go to the Hall of Rebirth.

"My fellow immortals, the Hall of Rebirth is where funerals are held for the deceased."

Ningguang knew that the Emperor was of great significance to the immortals, but she didn't expect that he would be so depressed and want to go to the funeral site. Was he going to commit suicide for love or to hold a funeral for the Emperor?

Do you want to give the emperor's body out?

"No problem, just show me the way."

Ningguang couldn't persuade Master Liuyunjiefeng, mainly because his words were too harsh, so she had to lead the way.

All the immortals were wondering why each other came to the Hall of Rebirth. Could it be that they all knew that the Emperor was not dead?

"I want to hold a funeral for the Emperor."

"No way, you all think so?"

"Okay, I confess. The Emperor is not dead."

After the immortals said the same three sentences, they fell silent. Just as they were silent, the door of the Hall of Rebirth opened and Old Man Zhong stood at the door holding a birdcage.

Who revealed my retirement vacation location?

"Um... Is the guest official Zhongli here?"

Zhongli pondered for two seconds, pretending to recall, "He went out."

"Hey, Zhongli, we're going to listen to a play... and all the immortals... um... should I not speak?"

All eyes were on Bai Zinan, making him feel his anus tighten.

[Hey, come on, son of a bitch, this is your moment of despair. ]

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, it is indeed you.

Immortals: Am I not the only one who knows this?

"Hmm...it seems like everyone already knows it. The Emperor told me to say this."

The immortals' attention shifted back to Zhongli.

Zhongli was puzzled. What did I ask you to say? However, when he saw Bai Zinan's hand gesture: A free week-long trip to another world for retirement, Zhongli immediately agreed.

The contract has been made, and anyone who breaks his word will be punished by being eaten by the rock.

"Indeed, this is just a test. After thousands of years, the people of Liyue should have learned to walk on their own."

The Emperor has said so, what else can the immortals do? The Emperor must have his own reasons for doing so.

The immortals dispersed one after another. As long as the emperor was fine... What was the emperor going to do? Hmm...? The emperor was listening to the mortals telling stories about their wars?

The Emperor also has this hobby... He is worthy of being the Emperor, always recalling history and never forgetting his original intention.

The immortals dispersed, and then Ying and Bai Zinan went to look for Dadalia. After all, they had come from that place, so they had to go over and say hello when they came back, mainly because they were hungry.

Bai Zinan was present, and Tartaglia did not say anything that would undermine the image of the Liyue Seven Stars. He just said that there was something fishy about the matter. Moreover, the wanted orders for the two had been cancelled, so there was no need for him to continue to offer warmth.

Ying, who had just met Zhongli and the other immortals, probably guessed that Zhongli was Morax. As expected, none of the Rock God and Wind God did any serious work.

Tartaglia originally planned to introduce Ying to Zhongli, but now it seems that there is no need for that. Two people who know each other well and treat themselves as friends and part-time wallets...

Family members will know each other anyway, right?

"Okay, we're hungry."

"Haha, no problem, I'll treat you to a nice meal. Remember to invite Mr. Zhongli along."

After the meal, Ying was still tricked by Zhongli into going to work and started her own funeral.

Workers, working souls, workers are the best. Ying looked at Bai Zinan, the incompetent brother who let her go to work alone, and decided to roll him to death.

"I originally thought... Zhongli was just spending money lavishly..."

After Paimon and Ying bought the Night Stone, Paimon looked at the bill with a string of zeros and fell into deep thought, "I didn't expect Zhongli to have no concept of money at all."

Zhongli: "Based on common sense, I should bargain, but it's too troublesome."

Ying: “Indeed.”

"I have already rented the venue. Next, we will carry these things over there. Then, you want to see the ancestor of the Rock King, right?"

As Zhongli was talking, he was thinking whether he should create another magic transformation and let Bai Zinan add some more days to his retirement life in the other world?

"Um…"

Ying always felt that this Zhongli was Morax, but he had no evidence.

Then Zhongli just threw out all the information and added, "Don't ask. If you ask, I'll just know a little bit."

"The next step is to prepare the ointment. If you want to make this kind of ointment for worshipping the gods, the quality of the rainbow flower required is also very special.

We will talk about the details as we go along."

Zhongli was still thinking about how to spend more money. As he was thinking, the two of them walked to Bo Lai's Wanyou Shop.

"Boss, bring all three kinds of neon flowers to see."

After some communication, when Paimeng asked which one he wanted to buy, Zhongli glanced at Ying and Paimeng and said, "Boss, I want them all."

[I guessed that was the case. Zhongli bought them all. I felt sorry for Tartaglia for two seconds.]

"Oh? My friend, you...you are here. Who is this person beside you..."

Zhongli looked over and saw Bai Zinan walking over with a gray-haired girl (? ).

Zhongli took a look and thought, why does this girl seem more antique than himself?

"Fu Hua, my wife...what's that look in your eyes?"

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Brother, aren’t you a man? Why is your wife a woman?

Chapter 14: Ningguang: A Good Match

Zhongli did not bring any money as usual, and after Bolai knew that the flowers were for Prince Yan, he did not intend to accept any money.

In response to this, Ying directly began to compare Barbatos and Morax. Although they are both gods, the gap between them is extremely large.

Look here, it sounds like a gift for Prince Rock, with a discount and for free. In Mondstadt, it's so funny that even Barbatos himself can't get the wine for free.

Then, under the gaze of Zhongli and Bai Zinan, Ying began his career as a worker running around alone.

Zhongli returned to the Hall of Rebirth with Bai Zinan and Fu Hua.

"Are you here to do business? The Hall of the Dead is having a discount, buy one coffin get one free, it's you guys...ah, this little brother...sister, are you here to patronize the business?"

Under Bai Zinan's crazy signal, Hu Tao changed from a little brother to a little sister.

Looking at Fu Hua's loose fist, Bai Zinan breathed a sigh of relief, "Your voice sounds like one of my...sisters."

After Fu Hua finished speaking, she sat on a chair and started drinking tea.

"This is my wife... don't say tablet..."

[Don't worry, my son, after all, Walnut and Fu Hua are both flat. ]

Zhongli: Based on universal rationality... Never mind, I won't say anything. I can't learn the ability of Honkai to piss off two people with just one sentence.

Fu Hua: Sorry, I couldn’t help it.

As soon as Honkai finished his words, Hutao and Zhongli felt a gust of wind and a human-shaped hole appear on the wall.

"He brought me here to talk to you about the problem of memory wear..."

Bai Zinan was knocked out, and after a few collisions, he rolled on the road like a wheel, and rolled all the way to the gate of Wanmin Hall.

Fu Hua used 9% of her strength in that punch.

"Lulululululu" (Food vending machine, how did the emperor die? This is fake, right?)

Guoba slapped Bai Zinan with circle eyes one after another, looking extremely anxious, and even wanted to spit fire when he took a bite of the chili pepper.

【Lululululu, Lululu】

Rice crust:?

Bai Zinan: Honkai, where is your mother? You know shit about Guoba language.

“Lululululululululu.” (Not dead, not dead. Stop slapping me. This is all the Emperor’s trick.)

Bai Zinan was helped up by Guoba, and the two began their encrypted conversation again.

As soon as the encrypted call ended, I heard Liyue Car King Ying'er's words, "Are you ready to take responsibility for me?"

With a puzzled look on his face, he stuck his head into Wanmin Hall, and then saw Ying, the silly one, saying, "I'm ready."

Bai Zinan couldn’t understand for a moment, aren’t you holding a funeral for Zhongli... Oh, now I remember, it’s okay then.

"Lulululu?" (Guoba, where is your Xiangling?)

"Lulululu" (helping in the background.)

【Lululu? 】

Bai Zinan: Don't pretend to know when you don't. Guoba and I heard you speak separate words.

Honkai: I made a mistake. Anyway, you son of a bitch, you don’t know anything about human language, but you know strange languages…

"Lululu" (You guys are busy, I'm leaving.)

Hearing that Bai Zinan was leaving, Guoba waved his short hands and walked back to Wanmin Hall with a pout.

Bai Zinan returned to the Hall of Rebirth. Fu Hua's punch just now almost made Zhongli eat for free. Hu Tao looked at Bai Zinan, who was covered in dust, and a trace of sympathy flashed in his eyes.

"Come on, Bai Zinan, the bill for the damage caused by your wife's beating you just now should be sent to Northland Bank, right?

But I still think you should pre-order a coffin. Buy one and get one large and one small free. It’s a great deal, isn’t it? You’ll need it sooner or later anyway… Hey, don’t go.”

Walnut came up and started selling her coffin in a big way.

Fu Hua, who was drinking tea with Zhongli, glanced at Hu Tao. Her voice was the same, and her temper was just as volatile as Kiana's. Zhongli's voice was just as...

"Your daughter is really peculiar."

Zhongli was silent for a while. "Maybe. So your method is the super mutation factor?"

"Yeah, but there are side effects, like I told you before."

Fu Hua thought, for example, that damn man-made collapse.

"I see. Let me think about it."

Seeing this, Fu Hua did not stay any longer and walked straight towards Bai Zinan, "What happened just now..."

"It's okay, I understand, you just want to defeat Honkai."

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, come on, Shenzhou tablet, hit me to death, hahahahaha hit me to death hahahahahahahaha]

Bai Zinan: Huh, calm down, calm down.

Fu Hua: I can't calm down. Come on, let's hurt each other. Think about Natasha in 2000, think about your daughter who died in your own hands.

[Shenzhou tablet I'm CNM, shut up! ]

Fu Hua: Hahahaha, come and hit me, Natasha~Natasha.

"If nothing else, just send me back. I still have training today."

Fu Hua felt that the longer she stayed here, the more likely she would want Bai Zinan and Honghuai to die together.

Bai Zinan curled her lips and sent Fu Hua back with an unhappy look on her face.

"Zhongli, we are back."

Ying returned to the Hall of Rebirth with three kinds of ointments.

Zhongli took a look and said, "That's great. Let's go and prepare the kite and the immortal incense."

After Zhongli and others left, Bai Zinan decided to go out for a walk to see if he could meet anyone.

"Lord Ningguang invites Mr. Bai Zinan to come over for a chat."

The black slime blocked Bai Zinan's way (bushi)