Zongman: I am in Shuchiin, my last name is Uchiha

——The end of Goto Ichiri’s fantasy——

Goto Erli, "Why? Brother Ling's legs are so soft, and his arms are so warm. Erli is so well behaved! He won't cause any trouble."

Uchiha Ling just smiled and didn't say anything. He didn't mind the arrival of the angel anyway.

Goto Jiri, "Come to think of it, are brother Ling and sister friends at school?"

Uchiha Ling hummed, "Yes, Goto-san, aren't you right?"

Goto Ichiri lowered his head, "Hmm..."

"Hey, but doesn't my sister have no friends at school? Could it be that Brother Ling is my sister's only friend? How pitiful~"

Goto Ichiri unconsciously increased the strength of his hands when massaging his shoulders.

"Oh, the little kids are just talking nonsense. How can I be pitiful of my sister? I still have a lot of friends."

Goto Jiri pouted, "You're lying. I was just looking at my phone and chatting with Brother Ling, but I didn't dare to initiate a chat... Ugh!!"

The small hand that was originally pressing on the shoulders suddenly stretched out from behind, hugged Uchiha Ling, and covered Goto Jiri's mouth.

Uchiha Ling leaned back subconsciously, well...the feeling of the brain pad wave is still good.

Not long after, Goto Ichiri quickly withdrew his hand and continued to massage Uchiha Ling, and Goto Jiri did not dare to talk about his sister anymore...

Chapter 94 Goto Jiri Wants a Brother

On the other hand, there was also a problem with Shirasaki Hana's social homework query.

"Brother Ling, can I ask you a question?"

Uchiha Ling: "Of course."

Shirosaki Hana: "Well, from a male perspective, is it rare for men to choose women older than themselves as romantic partners?"

Uchiha Ling was stunned. "Is this your social investigation homework?"

Shirosaki Hana nodded. "Because the assignment our teacher gave us is about the declining birthrate among the new generation, I'm also looking into this."

Do men like girls younger than themselves? Uchiha Ling can't judge this. Take himself for example. He likes girls who are 18 years old. When he is 30 years old, he should like girls who are 18 years old. No! When he is 80 years old, he will probably like girls who are 18 years old too!

This is called consistency!

Goto Jiri in his arms suddenly said, "My father is also older than my mother!"

Goto Ichiri, who was silently massaging in the back, finally found a topic to talk about, "Dad is indeed three years older than Mom..."

Shirosaki Hana also took the phone and said.

"You see, experts on the Internet say that younger women are more likely to arouse the protective desire of adult men, and the ideal age difference is five to seven years old."

Seven years older? Uchiha Ling is 16 this year... No no no! This is totally unimaginable!

"Goto, you can go and rest first. Remember to be harder next time you massage me."

Goto Ichiri breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh...it's finally over."

Hayasaka Ai: “Hmm?”

Goto Ichiri: "Woof!"

After half a day of adjustment and education, Goto Ichiri seemed to have completely turned into the shape of Hayasaka Ai. It seemed that Hayasaka was really trying hard to help him teach this maid... She must have worked so hard.

After Goto Jiri finished his social survey homework with Xiaohua, he suddenly looked at the empty plate on the table.

"Brother Ling, we have finished the snacks that mom made for us. Can you make snacks?"

Goto Ichiri finally couldn't help but stood up and spoke in a low voice with a somewhat aggrieved look.

"Eri, I told you not to cause trouble for Uchiha-san."

She tried very hard to put on the authority of an older sister in front of her classmates and wanted to scold this elementary school sister.

Unfortunately, Goto Ichiri's so-called "sister's authority" was directly ignored by Goto Jiri.

Hayasaka Ai stood up and said, "Then I'll go..."

Before she could finish her words, Hayasaka Ai was pushed back by Uchiha Ling.

"You all wait here. I'll go make snacks for everyone. Little maid, from now on when you're outside, just call me Ling-san, just like Hayasaka."

Goto Ichiri: “Eh…yes!”

Hayasaka Ai reluctantly took off her glasses, revealing her usual cute appearance. "But can you make dessert?"

Uchiha Ling: "Don't underestimate me. I recorded all the snacks we made together last time (with my eyes)."

Now Uchiha Ling is very confident that he can perfectly replicate Yukinoshita's puffs, Shinomiya's cookies, Hayasaka's glutinous rice dumplings and Fujiwara Chika's coal.

Looking at Uchiha Ling walking into the kitchen, Goto Jiri blinked.

"That's great...I really want a brother like this."

As the youngest sister in the family, Goto Jiri not only needs to take care of herself, but also needs to look after her socially anxious older sister.

When I go out with my sister, I don’t dare to ask her to buy something for me, let alone ask her to make snacks for me.

A certain pink-haired maid seemed to notice the disdainful look from her sister and immediately became unhappy.

What are you doing? I am your elder sister whom you have known for six years! You have only known Ling for one day and you are already captured?

Goto Jiri's little brain started to think. Although her father would play with her, he also had to work. Her mother would also play with her, but she also had to do housework. Sister... hehe.

So Goto Jiri really wants this brother!

"elder sister!"

Goto Ichiri looked at his sister with some displeasure. "What's wrong?"

"When will sister marry brother Ling?!"

Goto Ichiri's brain suddenly froze and his entire face turned red. Then, as if he imagined something, his expression softened instantly and he gave a cute silly smile.

Hayasaka Ai stared at the little brat with wide eyes, "Can you speak?" She, Goto Ichiri, was just a maid I trained to help me take care of Ling.

In the future, the best she can do is be a maid! Humph, I am so angry, but I cannot be angry with a six-year-old girl.... But if I don't release my anger, it will accumulate and it will be bad.

"Goto-san! As a maid, you have to learn to find things to do even when you have free time. Don't give people the impression that you are lazy! Go clean your house!"

Goto Ichiri: "Woof!"

Hayasaka Ai glanced at Goto Jiri again, that's why she didn't like this kind of child, who was disobedient and caused trouble.

Goto Jiri was very happy because her sister had finally grown up and could do housework! As a younger sister, she was very pleased. Oh, by the way, all this was thanks to that Hayasaka sister.

Goto Jiri stood up and walked to Hayasaka Ai's side.

"Is Sister Hayasaka going to marry Brother Ling too? When? Before my sister?"

Oh, this kid can still speak a little bit like a human being~

Hayasaka Ai: "Come and let your sister hug you! Um... As for this question, I think you are right!"

In the living room, Goto Ichiri was working hard to clean the room, while Hayasaka Ai was hugging Goto Jiri and imagining the future.

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Bai Sakihua went to the kitchen to watch Uchiha Ling make snacks. Her second favorite thing was to watch the snacks slowly come out of the oven. The first thing was naturally to taste the snacks.

Not until the cream puffs, cookies and tri-color meatballs were all out of the oven did Uchiha Ling stop Goto Ichiri who was working, and then asked everyone to enjoy their delicious food together.

Look at the time, it's already seven o'clock in the evening.

"It's getting late today, Goto-kun, let's see you on Monday."

Goto Ichiri: “That…”

She stood in front of Uchiha Ling hesitantly, looking so shy that outsiders would probably think it was a confession.

However, Hayasaka Ai, who was already familiar with her lonely personality, was not worried at all. Asking Goto Ichiri to get rid of her social phobia and confess her feelings was the same as asking Kaguya-sama to put aside her pride and confess her feelings.

"Well...I worked as your maid for half a day. This job..."

Uchiha Ling laughed. It turned out that he treated it as a job and wanted a salary.

"Well, Ichiri did a great job today. This maid outfit will be your wages. Keep up the hard work next time."

Goto Ichiri: “….”

One of the reasons why she worked so hard today was because she didn't want to work with Hong Xia and the others tomorrow! But now that she was told that her wages were this maid outfit... wouldn't that mean she still had to work at Fanxing tomorrow! !

Goto Jiri: "Ah! Sister...Why did sister faint?"

Uchiha Ling turned to look at Shirasaki Hana on the other side. "Hana, aren't you going with us?"

"No, I'm staying in Erli today."

After bidding farewell to the two little ones and the unconscious Goto Ichiri, Uchiha Ling took Hayasaka Ai and left the Goto family.

Hayasaka Ai: "Next... come to my place?"

Uchiha Ling shook his head. "I have something else to do, so I won't go over. Let's contact each other through LINE when we have time."

Hayasaka Ai looked a little disappointed, "Really... If you don't come, I won't try on the clothes you bought."

Putting two fingers on Hayasaka's forehead, Uchiha Ling lowered his head slightly and looked into Hayasaka Ai's eyes.

"Let's talk about it next time."

Chapter 95 Ling: I want to create a...

"Then... Can Ling accompany me for a while?"

Uchiha Ling: "Of course, I'll take you back."

Hayasaka Ai turned around and looked at Uchiha Ling seriously. "Ling, you said today that you are a tiger, but the huge Shinomiya family... is like a missile."

Uchiha Ling chuckled. "Do you think a whole tiger can't defeat a missile? It's a whole tiger!"

Hayasaka Ai blinked her eyes. "Could it be that a tiger is stronger than a missile? How is this possible..."

Uchiha Ling said righteously, "This is why you don't understand. First of all! To compare the strengths of different things, you need to use a variety of data for analogy. You understand this, right?"

Hayasaka Ai nodded.

This is easy to understand. For example, between a cheetah and a bison, if you compare speed alone, it's definitely the cheetah, and if you compare weight, it's the bison. But to really determine which one is stronger, we have to make a comprehensive comparison, rather than just looking at one attribute.

Uchiha Ling analyzed: "In the first game, the tiger's jumping ability is three meters, while the missile's jumping ability without external force is 0, so the tiger wins."

"In the second game, the tiger's bite force was about 450 kilograms, and the missile's bite force was 0. The tiger won again."

Hayasaka Ai was a little confused, "No... shouldn't they be stronger when put together?"

Uchiha Ling raised his third finger.

"Okay, then the third round will be a real fight. The missile explosion killed Tiger, and both contestants died together."

So the final outcome of the Tiger VS Missile was that the Tiger won two wins and one draw!

Hayasaka Ai: “….”

Uchiha Ling laughed, "It was just a joke, but you compared tigers to humans, and missiles to the power of the Shinomiya family. Please never underestimate the power of humans! Or... never underestimate me!"

.....

Finally sending Hayasaka Ai back home, Uchiha Ling couldn't wait to go home and see what the system reward [Increase any ability by one stage] was all about.

I can’t watch Hayasaka Ai’s uniform change anytime soon, I’ll tell you next time!

"Ok?"

Under the moonlight, Uchiha Ling's figure suddenly turned into a ball of white smoke. When he opened his eyes again, a young man with his right eye covered by a talisman appeared in front of him.

Yanyun-chan jumped onto Uchiha Ling's shoulder and said, "I used the reverse summoning technique to summon you here. This man has a huge amount of energy, and he also took Natsume away."

"Took Natsume away?"

Uchiha Ling narrowed his eyes and looked at the long-haired man in a suit in front of him. The three magatama in his pupils were already slowly turning.

"Oh my, this cat monster's ability is really special. It can even teleport. But please don't release your murderous intent. I didn't take Mr. Natsume away. It's better to say... I just invited Mr. Natsume to my place for a gathering."