"How about I take you to kill the police?!"
Goto Ichiri: "No no no no no... No way! I absolutely can't do that!"
Chapter 141: The bunny is so cute, it must taste great too
Uchiha Ling: "Hahahaha, just kidding, let's go to the high ground in the northwest, and then find a place with nice scenery to rest and play some wild games."
Kato Megumi: "Don't we need to hide when we are [thieves]? Why do you sound more like we are going on a picnic?"
Uchiha Ling glanced at Shirogane Yuxing and the others over there.
"If they come to provoke me, I don't mind taking the initiative. Then it will depend on whether these guys are smart enough."
[For the second scene, please ask the 300 students of Fengzhizaki to change their clothes, and the 10 arresters of Shuchiin to go to the armory to choose weapons.]
Ji Kailian: [Then the second scene of police catching thieves... starts now! ]
"Uchiha-san, you will be the leader of our Toyosaki team!"
"Uchiha-san, you were so handsome just now. If you were here, we could easily kill the police, right?!"
Returning to the forest again, Uchiha Ling was quickly surrounded by many students.
The devil wants to act like Shirogane Miyuki, with a large group of people. Not only would it be tiring, but he would also have to manage this group of guys to prevent them from being killed by the police, so he refused on the spot.
Then he took Natsume, Kato Megumi and Goto Ichiri and headed northwest.
Uchiha Ling: "By the way, Xiao Gu Du, have you invited enough people now?"
Goto Ichiri lowered his head, "Ling, Hayasaka, plus my father and mother, there are only four of us now. We are still one short of the goal of five..."
Kato Megumi: "Sorry, Lonely-chan, I already got Ryo-san's ticket."
Uchiha Ling sighed, "If that's the case..."
Natsume, who had been silent, glanced at Xiao Gu Du, then turned to look at Uchiha Ling. "I would also like to hear what Goto's band is like, so..."
Uchiha Ling stretched out his hand to stop Natsume, then smiled and turned his head to look at Goto Ichiri.
"Little Lonely, although my gentle brother wants to help you, Natsume is your classmate after all, and..."
Slowing down his pace and coming to Goto Ichiri's side, Uchiha Ling slowly approached and whispered into the little lonely boy's ear.
"If you want to change, you have to make due efforts and invite people yourself! And...instead of inviting your classmates, how about inviting strangers?"
Goto Ichiri: "Invite...stranger people?!"
It was impossible, right? Asking me to invite passersby? Like those pretty sisters handing out flyers on the street? I didn't even dare to talk to strangers! How could I invite passersby?
Uchiha Ling: "It has been happily decided. Natsume, you can't help Lonely secretly. You can go to Kita-san or Ichichi-san to buy tickets. Lonely has decided to attract audiences on his own."
Little Lonely: I haven’t decided yet! !
Of course Natsume would not refute what Uchiha Ling said, and he thought it was a good idea to do so. Goto-san should indeed be more confident.
Kato Megumi: "But if you want to invite passers-by to watch, Little Lonely! How about I help you find Eriri-san and draw a flyer for you?"
Uchiha Ling: "Well, that's a good idea, but flyers alone are not enough. In fact, the best way is to let Little Lonely perform outdoors on the street. It happens that tomorrow is a holiday due to the sports meeting, so let's go to Ginza to perform outdoors."
It has been decided! Little Lonely walked slower and slower, she felt like her soul was about to fly away.
Outdoor performances? Oh, that’s right! Just call Kita out. With her social skills, an outdoor performance is no problem.
Uchiha Ling: "That's it, but you don't need to notify Ichichi-san and the others. Just say that this is to train Xiao Gu's social skills, so no one else needs to come."
Goto Ichiri: “???”
Is this a prediction? So Ling can read minds! No... I don't want to perform outdoors! Oh, by the way, I'll pretend to be busy and stay at home tomorrow.
Uchiha Ling: "Well, I will visit Goto's house tomorrow morning. Little Lonely, remember to open the door for me then, don't lock me out."
Come to my house!!!
It's over... There's no way to escape. Goto Ichiri lowered his head. "Okay..."
Xiao Gudu fell into silence. After a long time, he raised his head and looked at Uchiha Ling who was chatting with Natsume.
The other party is helping me, one mile! Ling classmate is so gentle to help me get rid of social anxiety, I have to work hard! Isn't it just an open-air performance! Isn't it just... woo woo, open-air... performance.
At some point, Kato Megumi took out a handkerchief from her pocket and handed it over.
"Hey, what's wrong with Xiao Gu Du? Are you worried about outdoor performances? That's right. After all, even if someone is not socially anxious, he will feel embarrassed if he is suddenly asked to perform on the street."
Uchiha Ling turned his head.
"Don't worry, Kato-san. I think Little Lonely is moved. He must be excited about tomorrow's open-air performance."
.....
In the hills in the northwest of Houshan Mountain, Uchiha Ling found a place shaded by rocks. After all, it was still very hot on the mountain in summer.
"You guys should sit down first. They are school clothes after all, so you don't have to worry about getting them dirty. And with this kind of high-intensity game, you probably won't have to pay for them even if they get damaged."
Natsume: "Brother Ling... the drone is still filming."
Uchiha Ling turned his head and looked towards the forest. "Hmm... found it!"
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Looking at Uchiha Ling suddenly running into the forest, Goto Ichiri collapsed to the ground.
"What should I do...what should I do tomorrow?"
Kato Megumi raised her head and said, "Hey, if Xiao Gu doesn't dare to look strangers in the eye, what should we do in the official performance?"
Goto Ichiri: “….”
Kato Megumi: "Although I haven't seen many band performances, there will definitely be a lot of people in the audience. Won't the audience's eyes be on you?"
A little lonely and isolated...
In the forest, Uchiha Ling was holding firewood tied with vines in his left hand and a rabbit in his right hand.
Rabbits are so cute, they must taste great too. Uchiha Ling has already decided to make roasted rabbit meat later.
Returning to the high ground again, Uchiha Ling put down the firewood and rabbit in his hands.
"Natsume, let's go find some big rocks to make a barrier. We don't have any water, and it would be bad if the fire spreads."
Natsume stood up, "Okay, but Brother Ling, did you bring matches?"
Uchiha Ling casually pointed to a stone not far away and said, "Isn't that a flint?"
Natsume: "Eh? Is it flint? It looks like an ordinary stone to me."
Uchiha Ling smiled, "Whatever I said it was, it is what it is! Come on, get it! I can't wait to taste this thing."
As the smoke from the cooking stove rose, Baiyin Yuxing, who was on the police side, pushed aside the bushes and came to the foot of the hill.
Then...he stood there in a daze.
Uchiha Ling turned his head with a rabbit leg in his mouth.
"You're here, would you like to try some?"
Baiyin Yuxing: "What a joke! I am a police officer who is arresting people. It would be fine if you didn't hide, but you actually dared to..."
.....
Uchiha Ling leaned against the rock and looked into the distance, "Little Lonely and Kato ate too little, and Natsume's appetite is not much either, so I have to give it to you."
Baiyin Yuxing's expression was serious: "Humph, I'm doing this to avoid wasting food! I'm not hungry or accepting your bribes!"
"Yes, yes, then Mr. Policeman, please finish eating and leave quickly."
Chapter 142 They must have a good relationship
Something surprising happened. After Shirogane Miyuki left after eating, he seemed to have sent some message in the police group. As a result, until the end of two hours, Uchiha Ling did not see the second policeman coming.
"It seems they are quite smart, but I am almost done with my rest. The morning games are over."
Uchiha Ling and Natsume and others walked out of the forest leisurely.
Ji Kailian: [The second round of Police Catches Thief ends here! All players please leave! ]
Erica Kose: [I will announce the scores of this game of police catching thieves. On the Fengzhizaki side, 300 people entered, and the number of survivors was... 38. The total score was 3640 points.]
Ji Kailian: [10 police officers from Xiuzhiyuan entered the venue, and arrested 262 people in total, earning a total of 2620 points! The MVP of the entire process is Yanyun! Her personal record is 140 people arrested! ]
The cat has done a great job! Yanyunjiang showed the red mark on her claws. Anyone who was photographed by her would be arrested, and no one could outrun her in the forest.
The reason why she did not surpass Uchiha Ling's record was simply because Yanyun had no means of long-range attack.
The first half of the police catching thieves ended here, and Adolfo Pescarolo, the principal of Shuchiin, shed tears of emotion.
"This is the passionate youth of high school students. By the way, let me announce that this afternoon's competition is a group borrowing race."
Adolf laughed and said, "Young people, you should know that when the police catch thieves, it tests the students' physical strength and their ability to act on the spot. In today's society, intelligence and physical strength alone are far from enough."
"Luck... is also part of strength."
Just after the school announced the events for the second competition, the girls who had been spectators finally found events they could participate in.
After all, playing police and robbers in a hot forest is something that boys are more interested in, but it is not the case for girls in their childhood.
However, borrowing objects to race is a traditional sport in the Land of Sakura, and you can definitely take part in it.
Shinomiya Kaguya, Hayasaka Ai, Yukinoshita Yukino, and Chitanda Eru looked at each other.
Amakusa Shino: "Borrowing contest, are you sure you want to participate? My classmates in the student union said that this borrowing contest seems to be very special."
Shinomiya Kaguya: "Special?"
Amakusa Shino nodded, "I heard that the principal has expanded the scope of borrowing items, so it is more difficult to borrow them."
Chitanda Eru: "If that's all, there's nothing to worry about. By the way, where is Uchiha-san? And Shirogane-san is missing too."
Yukinoshita: "Who knows, maybe he went to eat. We can go back to the club and eat our lunch boxes."
Hayasaka Ai pulled Kaguya Shinomiya and Chika Fujiwara over.
"Great! Then let Shinomiya-san and Fujiwara-san come as well. But I don't know where Ling-san has gone, so I'll go and invite him to come back to the club."
Inner thoughts: (Great, they all go to the club to eat, so I'll just go eat with Ling~)
Hayasaka Ai was about to get up and leave when she was grabbed by Shinomiya Kaguya.
"Well, since this is a bento party for girls, there's no need to invite Uchiha-san."
Inner thoughts: (Just kidding. If I ask you Hayasaka to call Uchiha Ling, it would be strange if you can call him over! I don’t think you will come back yourself.)
Shinomiya Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai looked at each other with a smile. They must have a very good relationship.
Fujiwara Chika: "Well, I'm not very hungry. But let's go first!"
Amakusa Shino nodded, "Well, as the director, let me take everyone back to the lunch party. Let's go!"
Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya, who were confronting each other, were forcibly dragged away by Fujiwara Chika.
Since the girls from Shuchiin Academy have already decided to participate, what about Toyonosaki Academy?
The situation here is... Kasumigaoka Utaha is almost asleep. She feels that the sports meeting is so boring! Why not ask for leave and go back to write the manuscript?
"Eri, go ask for leave for me and say I'm not feeling well, then send me home."
Eriri: "Huh? Why should I help you? If you want to be lazy, just ask the teacher for leave."
Kasumigaoka Utaha rubbed her temples. "In order to write the plot for the game, I sleep less than four hours a day, and now I feel a little sleepy. Besides, if you send me back, it will be a good opportunity for you to be lazy..."
Eriri fell into deep thought. Although she appeared to be a sunny and cheerful young lady, she actually wanted to go back to her air-conditioned room and lie down to read comics. As a hidden otaku, Eriri was tempted.
"We're back."
Kato Megumi held Goto Ichiri and waved, and the other three members of the Bond Band also ran over quickly. Ryo and Kita even grabbed Xiao Gudu's hand.
Kita Ikuyo: "Little Lonely! Rabbits are so cute, why do you eat them!"
Yamada Ryo: "Little Loneliness, is it really that delicious! (Swallowing saliva)"
Goto Ichiri scratched his head and said, "Sorry, I didn't eat much, but... Mr. Ling's grilled food was indeed delicious."
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