......
"Hmm, where should I start? This is a bit long."
"It's okay. I have plenty of time. Please take your time."
"Okay! Let's listen to the kid's father. Let's start from when I was just a newly created folder."
"Wait! What do you mean you're a folder? There are so many things I can complain about."
"Huh? Isn't it even a folder? Damn it, this game company didn't just design our baby Klee and forget about her beautiful, generous, gentle and kind mother!"
"Is the company you are talking about called Mihoyo?"
"Yes, yes, yes! It's him! If I have the chance to go to Blue Star in the future, I must find time to give them a big gift (a bomb) and blow up their headquarters!"
"Then they probably don't want to make your character a real machine."
"It doesn't matter. Even if we do encounter it, it's just a parallel universe. Alice said we can blow it up!"
"Okay! Then explode! I'll have one too!"
"Hey, dad, I think we are a good match. Do you think you should give Keli a little sister?"
"Don't interrupt, just continue."
"Well, you're a stupid, unromantic dad."
Alice pinched Gong Qu's nose and continued.
"Where were we just now? Oh, yes, I actually knew from the beginning that I was just a game character, and I didn't even have a folder. I was just a background character described in a few sentences in the main storyline of the game."
"But even so, the brave and strong Miss Ellis did not lose heart, but earnestly fulfilled her duty to protect Teyvat!"
"Defending Teyvat? Tell me more."
"It was the brave and strong Miss Elise who protected Teyvat! Father, please speak in full."
"Okay, okay, brave and strong Miss Alice, may I ask how you defend Teyvat and why you defend it?"
Alice smiled with pleasure, but when she thought about her job content, she pouted angrily.
"It's all because of that game company! They always come up with plots about destroying the world or saving the world. People like me with a mysterious background can only take on such tiring and difficult jobs."
"Sure enough, what you are going to say next will not involve other people's company secrets, right?"
"That's not the case, because...even I don't know why I want to protect Teyvat. I just squat on the edge of the world like a machine without self-awareness, alert to the unknown crisis coming from the void."
At this point, a trace of confusion appeared on Alice's face.
Combined with her previous joke, she was just a character who hadn't created a new folder yet.
Gong Qu made some rough judgments.
Alice, before Gong Qu traveled through time, Mi Huyou himself had not yet begun to fill in the set role.
Because the plot is written relatively late, the early stage only roughly fills in the textual settings such as her "protecting Teyvat" and "not being able to accompany Klee all year round because of work".
This setting directly led to the eunuch being there because of Gong Qu's time travel.
So what is the Teyvat she wants to protect, and how should she protect it?
Even she herself doesn't know the answer to all this because the screenwriter didn't write it.
"Okay, you don't need to explain any more. I already know the general idea of the matter."
"Ah? Ah!——"
Alice exclaimed adorably, "What do you know about the child's father? Why doesn't Alice know it?"
Gong Qu pinched the young face of old woman Alice, which looked resentful as if she were a virgin.
"The current Teyvat continent is bound to me. From the moment I crossed over, it stopped being updated and is in a semi-finished state."
“So no matter how Mihoyo adds new settings and content, my Teyvat will not change. Instead, it will stop after I complete the Fontaine main quest (update the progress before the time travel).”
“In short, Alice, you are a person outside the setting, and you do not belong to Teyvat! Compared to the background character of the game Genshin Impact, your existence is closer to - an NPC in Minecraft!”
hum!
The words fell.
As if her real name was revealed, an invisible wave flashed from Alice's body.
Then a bright red light appeared, and entries that only appeared on Bosses in my world gradually appeared above her head.
[The Witch of the Void (☆☆☆☆☆)]
At the same time, the maid character panel suddenly appeared, as if competing with the Boss for control, causing a bunch of indescribable garbled characters to appear in the information display box above Alice's head.
Ten seconds later.
The maid system gained the upper hand and killed the boss panel with great force.
Another prompt sounded from the system.
[Defeat the Boss Void Witch]
[Rewards are being settled...]
【Ding! 】
[Obtain Spellstone Void Pearl × 1]
[Obtained the Nebula Eye of the Spellstone × 1]
[Obtain a Talisman Star Catalyst x 1]
[Obtain ether ore x 8]
[Get World Coins x 50,000]
177 Alice: Little Albedo, call me daddy!
"What just happened?"
Alice looked at Gong Qu in astonishment.
Just now, she felt as if her brain was hit hard by something. Countless violent emotions suddenly surged in her heart, and she almost attacked Gong Qu.
"From my perspective, there was a bug in the system, and then the bug was fixed within the system's own logical consistency."
In simple terms.
Alice is a person who only has the setting of Teyvat but no entity. She was born because of the fusion of the MC world, so she has the characteristics of both worlds.
On the one hand, she is a background character that has not yet appeared in the Genshin Impact game, and on the other hand, she is an important five-star Boss in the MC world.
The contract of Gong Qu's maid talisman was the former, while the latter triggered the "summoning" condition when Gong Qu deciphered Alice's identity and entered the Boss battle.
But because the maid herself belongs to Gong Qu and cannot harm her master, it conflicts with the Boss template and falls into a bug.
Then the two systems competed with each other, and the maid system won. That's basically it.
After listening to the explanation.
Alice suddenly realized.
"I see. Does that mean I don't have to go back to the outer world to protect Teyvat, and I can just play with little Keri every day?"
"Probably not."
Gong Qu opened her Boss panel and showed it to Alice.
It is introduced above.
The Void Witch, the boss corresponding to the Void Lord, is responsible for preventing Teyvat from being invaded by the Dark Void and falling into the Apocalypse.
The foreshadowing that Mihoyo did not complete was filled in by the MC system using the End of the World Creation module.
"Void Lord? The End? These are terms I've never heard of."
"Let's kiss again."
Gong Qu suddenly said.
"Ala, why are you doing this again? The child's father is really ~ shameful~"
Alice patted Gong Qu's chest shyly.
Gong Qu didn't want to explain too much, it was all in the kiss.
So he picked up Alice and attacked her domineeringly.
This time, he did not indulge in enjoyment, but instead infused MC's knowledge into it through the condensed grass elemental power.
Alice only felt countless images and information flowing through her mind, and she understood many things in an instant.
Boo~
After parting their lips, Gong Qu wiped the saliva off Alice's face and said, "Now you understand, before I complete the achievement of liberating the End of the World, you have to continue your duty as the gatekeeper. The sleeping Heavenly Law cannot withstand the invasion of another five-star Boss. Don't let Teyvat be eroded by MC before it is destroyed by the abyss."
"Well, then, the boy's father, you must complete this achievement as soon as possible, and then save your wife from eternal suffering!"
"Of course, even if not for Keli, I should do this for you."
"Hey, hey, the kid's father is really good at talking. Are you so affectionate to every girl?"
"I just did what I should do. You have to ask them how they feel about it."
The two looked at each other and smiled.
Alice's heavy mood also began to relax, and she hugged Gong Qu's neck tightly.
This feeling of having someone to rely on is not bad!
......
Mondstadt.
Albedo's Alchemy Workshop.
Mond's chief alchemist, Albedo, frowned and looked up at the sky with a little confusion.
Just now a familiar breath descended.
If he guessed correctly, the hot woman was back.
"Hi! Little Albedo, mommy is back. Have you missed me after not seeing me for so long?"
as predicted.
Just as Albedo was about to continue his research, the door was blasted open by a magic cannon, and the witch BBA in gold and red color scheme appeared.
"Aunt Alice, long time no see. Traveler, long time no see too."
Albedo walked forward skillfully and pressed one hand on the ground.
The earth surged, and in an instant the gate and wall destroyed by Alice were repaired.
Gong Qu watched this with great interest. He felt that with Albedo's attainments in manipulating the elemental power of rock, he could go to the next door and pretend to be the returned Rock King, and at least cheat hundreds of millions of Mora.
"It's not like we haven't seen each other for a long time. Come on, little Albedo, this is a souvenir."
Gong Qu thought about it and took out an electric dragon heart from his backpack.
The situation is different now. He and Alice are confirmed to be husband and wife, and he is Albedo's adoptive father.
Therefore, it is not a good idea to use the scraps of dragon bones and dragon scales to fool others. Anyway, there are a lot of wild level 3 dragons (consumables) at home, and I don’t feel sorry for killing them.
"Dragon Heart!!"
Albedo and Elise shouted in surprise at the same time.
This is top-grade bomb-making material!
Alice quickly stood in front of Albedo and said, "Umm, little Albedo, this dragon heart is too dangerous and cannot be played with by children. Although your father gave it to you, for your safety, your mother will keep it for you."
After saying that, Alice snatched the electric dragon heart from Gong Qu, and her face suddenly became as happy as if it was full of flowers.
"this......"
Albedo looked at Alice with a painful expression.
What could he say? Did he think that Aunt Alice would spit out what had gone into her pocket?
Judging from the Traveler's appearance, he should not be short of this thing. Otherwise, find a chance to buy it for him separately later. He will accept it even if it costs tens of billions of Mora or even more!
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