My mother's love song

Chapter 855 Yao Cui: You are so bad, I like you so much!

A few days later, in the Sheffield mansion.

"What...what on earth is this? So cool!"

Tristan stared with his sparkling eyes wide open at the pitch-black steel monster that Rhodes brought to his garden.

It was a strange beast that had never been recorded in the ten thousand years of history of the Fairy Kingdom.

It has the appearance of a giant eagle and the body of a giant dragon.

The body covered with thick carapace is full of weight, and the strangely shaped wings above the body are spread wide in four directions.

This toy from the pan-human history monster, which Rhode presented to the princess of the fairy kingdom, is named

Armed transport helicopter.

"Is this the vehicle for pan-human history?"

Her Royal Highness the Fairy Princess, who is an avid fan of pan-human history, ran around the helicopter, looking here and there with great delight.

"You can actually take out something like this from your treasure vault? Hahaha! Hahaha!"

This UH-60 general-purpose helicopter "Black Hawk" certainly cannot be Rhodes's treasure.

In fact, he had commissioned NFF services to get this from Pan-Human History two days ago.

Fortunately, Morgan's daughter had no idea, so Rhodes casually said that this was his treasure, and the other party did not have any doubts.

"How on earth is this supposed to fly?"

Tristan came up to Rhodes and asked excitedly, "Do you want to inject magic power into its body?"

"Well, the principle is similar, except that it consumes the corpses of living things (oil) instead of magic power."

The Fairy Knight poked his chin with his index finger, raised the corner of his mouth and said: "Hey... You actually survive on the corpses of living creatures, you have quite good taste!

By the way... Rhode, what's wrong with this girl you brought here? She has been staring at me since just now?"

"Ah, this lady is the rider of the Black Hawk. She will be the one to control this beast and take us to the sky."

Rhode said as he walked to the fanatic, reached behind the Assassin girl, and slapped her hard on the butt.

"Stop staring."

“Ooooo…! But, but, my Lord…”

The fanatic bit his lips with a flushed face and glanced at Tristan resentfully.

"You are disrespectful to my Lord. This little brat... is unforgivable... I will definitely kill you..."

Afterwards, at Rhodes' urging, the fanatic entered the cockpit of the helicopter gunship.

Since the end of the Fourth Holy Grail War, Assassin has been living in seclusion in the Sajyo family. This time, she was hired by Rhode as a full-time driver.

Although she is not a fanatic of the Three Knights or Rider classes and does not possess the riding skill, she is after all a genius girl that only appears once in a thousand years in the Assassin Cult.

Rod taught her to fly a helicopter in 10 minutes in Hawaii.

Then again, Rhode thought to himself: It seems that the modern life in Tokyo has nourished our ascetic fanatic lady well. She has become more and more plump recently...

"Then let's go up too."

Rhodes stood by the hatch and extended his hand to Tristan.

The latter held the boy's hand without hesitation and boarded the helicopter holding up her fluttering dress.

One minute later.

Amid Tristan's endless screams of joy, the helicopter took off from the manor and flew towards the distant part of the island.

"Look, look! It's really flying! So high!"

Since takeoff, Tristan has been shaking the boy's arm beside him.

Rhodes could only force out an unnatural smile: "Please fasten your seat belt, Lord Tristan."

Sigh...why am I in a place like this, playing "so high so high" with a woman who is not my daughter?

Unaware of the slave's fatigue, Tristan leaned over the window with an excited smile on his face.

"It can actually fly with more than a dozen fairies on board! Not even Lancelot can do that! Hahahaha! Ahahahahahaha!"

In the cabin there were not only the fairy princess and her human slave who were extremely excited about the pan-human history toys, but also more than a dozen fairies with their hands and feet tied.

These fairies were captured by Tristan and judged as political prisoners against the Queen because they spoke ill of Morgan in private. They were about to be sent to the execution ground.

"Oh, we've already left the country so quickly. Rod, we're already at sea, what should we do next?"

Tristan turned to Rhodes expectantly.

Earlier today, Rod had told her that he was going to do something more exciting and fun than ever before.

Recently, Rhodes has been thinking about a certain problem.

"How should we punish fairies?"

If you look through human history, you can find countless horrifying tortures that send chills down your spine just by hearing about them.

Most of them are nightmares filled with physical pain and mental torture, but even so, it can only be a one-time user experience at most.

Fairies are the planet's sense of touch. After death, they will reincarnate into the next generation of life without learning any lessons.

If you use those methods to treat fairies, although you can achieve a temporary punishment effect, the fairies will be reborn as the next generation nearby shortly after they die.

The next generation of fairies completely forgot everything about their previous lives and began to pursue new [goals] without any regrets.

Is this kind of punishment really meaningful? Can it really punish anything?

For humans who cannot regenerate their bodies, castration is obviously a great punishment. However, if a person can regrow his limbs after a period of time, how much meaning does physical punishment have?

After a long period of distress, Rhodes arrived at the answer.

The boy glanced out the window, staring at the endless sea and spoke.

"Lord Tristan, do you know how the northern land of Britain was formed?"

Why are you asking this suddenly? Tristan rolled his eyes.

"Of course I know. This is common knowledge in Britain. The northern land is called Albion..."

Rhodes shook his head: "No, the land formed by Albion is only a small piece."

Tristan frowned slightly and said unhappily, "Tsk, don't interrupt me..."

"The northern land we see today was formed by the corpses of the northern fairies who were killed by the southern fairies during the Spring War."

"…………Varied."

As Tristan was stunned, Rhodes calmly recounted the cruel history of the fairies.

"The southern goblins filled the northern goblins as the foundation of the earth.

Even if a northern goblin is thrown into the sea and reincarnates, it will immediately be drowned by the sea water.

The northern goblins were soon exterminated, and their corpses eventually formed the northern land we see today."

"........."

Tristan's expression was very touched, she was obviously unaware of this history.

After a brief trance, the girl regained her consciousness.

"Okay, suppose what you said is correct.

But what does this have to do with the “fun and exciting things” we are going to do next?

I don’t want to listen to a human with a pan-human history telling me the history of the fairy kingdom.”

Rhodes did not answer, but stood up from his seat and opened the helicopter door.

The howling wind swept into the cabin, blowing up Tristan's gorgeous red hair.

The boy held onto the cabin door and looked down at the sea.

"In our pan-human history, one form of execution was to throw dissidents into the sea from helicopters."

"…………!"

Tristan opened his mouth in disbelief, and his gray pupils trembled violently.

"Could it be that..."

"Yes, that's right."

The Fairy Princess took a deep breath and looked at Rhodes with a hint of respect in her eyes.

"You...are you a genius? Great! Rod, you are a genius!!!"

What shocked and inspired Tristan was not only because the pan-human historical punishment that Rhodes described was novel enough.

More importantly, this kind of punishment is obviously more suitable for the fairy country than in pan-human history.

When it comes to dealing with goblins that can't be killed no matter what, there's no more effective way to punish them than filling the sea with garbage.

“Wuwuwu…wuwuwuwu…! Wuwuwuwu!”

The fairies who had listened to the entire conversation between Rhodes and Tristan began to struggle, with terrifying lights flashing in their eyes.

Faced with the demons who refuse to change, only returning to the sea can give them true relief.

The victim will repeat the endless cycle of death, birth, death, and birth in the pain of suffocation.

Drowning, being born, and then immediately drowning in an unblessed birth, and then being born again after an unknown amount of time and facing another death...

In the endless death and rebirth, the execution will not end until the fairy's soul is worn out and life is completely cut off.

"It's so great! So tasteful!

The most painful, desperate and hopeless method of execution is waterboarding!

No wonder you call yourself the Avenger who returned from the Rain Country! Ahahahahahaha! You are so bad, I like it so much! "

Tristan rubbed his hands, grabbed a fairy next to him, and forcibly brought him to the cabin door.

"No, no... please don't do this, Master Tristan."

"It's time to perform~

Dance in the air! Struggle in the sea until you die! "

As she said this, she kicked the fairy who was against the Queen off the helicopter.

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"

The fairy screamed as she fell from a height of a hundred meters at high speed. The moment it touched the sea surface, there was a loud "bang" and the scream stopped abruptly.

"This is so funny! Hehe…hahahahaha! Yahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Her Royal Highness the Princess's satisfied and joyful laughter was as innocent and cruel as a child's, echoing in the evening sky for a long time.

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As the latest law to "throw anti-Queen protesters into the sea from high-altitude helicopters" is being implemented in New Darlington.

At the same time, on the other side of Britain, a shocking event took place.

The child of prophecy, Artoria Custer, led her companions to exorcise the accumulated disasters in Norwich.

In the original Fgo, the main force for exorcising disasters is actually Mash Kyrielight.

Without this girl who possessed the fighting power of a fairy knight, Altria would have no chance of saving Norwich.

However, during the pilgrimage here, the Child of Prophecy did not rely on the power of the Chaldean forces, but only relied on her own strength and the strength of her companions to exorcise the disaster.

This victory is not inevitable because "Ainsel has predicted it"

Because the prophecy stated that although the disaster would be exorcised, Norwich would also be destroyed.

Altria defended Norwich without the help of the other child of prophecy, the Knight of the Shield.

All this is inseparable from her own efforts.

Of course, the magic and fighting skills that Rhodes taught her before he left the team were also indispensable, as well as the help of Hector, Habertlot, Gareth and others.