The years of welding at Hogwarts

"Now you still need

The kitchen?"

Natasha naturally took Noah's arm, and they looked more like a couple in love rather than a brother and sister. However, Noah just withdrew his arm from that soft and vulgar place with an expressionless face.

"Aunt Natasha, please respect yourself. We are not suitable."

Black Widow's blood pressure rose instantly.

……

A few days later, at an apartment building in Malibu.

Unlike Tony Shita's luxurious villas that cover thousands of square meters and have gardens, the apartment where Black Widow temporarily lives has only pitiful...

Well, if a high-end apartment of hundreds of square meters can be considered pitiful, then the lives of many people who work outside and can only huddle in a single room of less than 30 square meters can be said to be worse than those of pigs and dogs.

The wealthy SHIELD will naturally not be stingy in reimbursing the monthly rent for its outstanding super agents. After all, compared to the guy Lu Dan who embezzled public funds to secretly build a secret base, the monthly rent of this apartment is just a drop in the bucket.

How much does it cost to build a secret base with a hidden hangar that is large enough to easily accommodate a six-engine Airbus and can even be used directly as the backup headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. in times of crisis?

And how much is the money for reimbursing Natasha’s rent?

"Time to wake up, Noah."

Standing beside Noah's bed, Natasha looked at the little kid who was sleeping soundly in front of her. After hearing what she said, he just turned over lazily and pulled the quilt to cover his head. Natasha couldn't help feeling speechless.

She originally thought that a born evil kid like him would only have various ideas for playing pranks on people in his mind, and the rest of his thoughts should be about how to expand his own power and how to bring the world under his control.

did not expect……

This so-called crappy organization, in the end, only has her and Noah!

Five full days had passed. Apart from squatting in the kitchen to boil those extremely strange-smelling potions, the little fellow's daily routine consisted of sleeping in at home until noon, and he would not get out of the clutches of the quilt until he had called himself thousands of times.

Even though he managed to sit up from the bed, he still looked sleepy, as if his brain had not been turned on at all.

I have to help him put on his clothes, wash his face, and even worse, I have to prepare breakfast or lunch for him and then feed it into his mouth spoon by spoon...

Now all she had to do was help him aim at the bullseye when he went to the toilet, and give the little guy a bath!

This isn't even child care!

Even taking care of a vegetative patient wouldn’t be as dedicated as I am!

This is fucking twelve years old! You told me this is fucking twelve years old!

Apart from the fact that he doesn't cry when he's hungry and runs to the kitchen to cook for himself, he's completely no different from a one or two-year-old infant who can't take care of himself!

Even though she had cursed the damn Shafulin kid thousands of times in her heart, Natasha still had to try hard to put on a kind smile on her face.

"Noah, Noah?"

As if to avenge Noah for rubbing her head like a walnut that day, Natasha stretched out her evil claws and rubbed Noah's face continuously, "Nick Fury wants to see you."

Noah, who had been squatting in the kitchen brewing potions until dawn last night before going to bed, pushed Natasha's claws away with disdain and replied in a daze, "No."

"That boiled egg is old and ugly, and he keeps saying 'Fuck you' every three words. Why should I meet him?"

Hearing Noah's blunt words that showed no mercy to her boss, Natasha's shoulders shook violently. She looked like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. Her delicate face gradually became distorted as she tried to hold back her laughter.

At this moment, at the door of Noah's room, the Mare Fuck Man, who was commented as "old and ugly", had a dark face, and even broke the limit of boiled eggs and turned into preserved eggs.

Nick Fury's dark face twitched slightly, and he slowly uttered two words -

"..."

(To be continued, hehe)

Chapter 363 Nick Fury is stood up

"Fuck it."

Noah, who was still in a trance state, didn't even open his eyes to hear this strange yet familiar voice. In fact, he had already sensed the other person's presence when he stepped into the apartment building.

However, this guy didn't have any magic power in his body. In Noah's perception, he was a completely useless person who posed no threat at all. Even though he had a pistol in the holster on his waist, his combat power was only increased from five points to six points.

When the physical strength reaches a certain level, if the power of the firearm does not reach the level of destroying the world, those backward kinetic weapons ignited by gunpowder are just toys in his eyes.

Noah, who felt there was nothing to talk about with the other party, just shook off Natasha's naughty hands like a fly.

"I'll be up in two more hours of sleep."

Scientific research shows that a person needs at least eight hours of sleep a day to get enough sleep.

He needs to get enough rest to ensure his health, but he still needs two hours of sleep since he slept at six in the morning.

Then let Mare Fuck Xia wait outside for two more hours.

Anyway, this guy is the kind of person who can sneak into someone's house to look cool, turn off the lights and sit in the dark, waiting for the target person to return home, just to make a mysterious appearance for the other person.

This idle and pretentious guy won't die even if he is made to wait for another hour or two.

"Bats are nocturnal animals." The Dark Knight of London just muttered incoherently while lying on the bed.

An invisible barrier suddenly rose up and immediately blocked Natasha out. Noah, who was lying in it, just turned over and fell into a deep sleep again.

Natasha raised her hand and pressed hard on the translucent barrier. It looked like just a very thin layer, but it was as indestructible as vibranium.

She was clearly wearing simple home clothes, and there didn't seem to be any place to hide anything, but Natasha pulled out a tactical dagger from somewhere and stabbed it into the translucent barrier with a sharp movement.

However, even though she broke the dagger, she was still unable to break through the barrier's defense.

So she could only turn around helplessly and shrugged her shoulders at her boss whose face was as dark as ink, indicating that she had no way to deal with this little brat.

Looking at the magic barrier in front of him, Nick Fury, who has transcended from a boiled egg to a preserved egg, looked even darker.

Even though he was the director and had been on countless field missions when he was still a small agent, the experience he had accumulated was so rich that even five Natashas combined would have to admit defeat.

Not to mention just magicians, he had also seen green-skinned aliens that could freely mimic humans, and blue-skinned aliens that looked close to humans, and he had killed several of them with his own hands.

He originally thought that there was nothing new in the world that could cause him to have drastic emotional fluctuations.

however……

What is the structure of this guy's brain circuit?

In the many years when he had to carry out field missions personally, he had never encountered a situation like the one he was facing now!

If it weren't for the fact that this was a densely populated residential building, and the character analysis report Natasha handed in clearly marked that this naughty kid was "basically harmless" except that he liked to play tricks on people.

Moreover, this abominable little devil possesses a wide variety of powerful abilities, and has a very high degree of control over his own abilities. He is not a time bomb that may be killed by his own abilities at any time.

No matter how Nick Fury judged from which perspective, apart from the fact that this kid had major flaws in his character that were highlighted by Natasha, his other abilities were very suitable for joining the Avengers he was planning.

Otherwise, Lu Dan would have to pull out the pistol from the holster and shoot two bullets at Noah's head.

"or……"

Natasha hesitated a little, "I'll contact you when he wakes up?"

Based on her understanding of Noah, although the little guy said that he would get up after sleeping for another two hours, the reality was that if he didn't sleep for four hours, it would be impossible for him to get up.

The upside-down life in the underworld that the naturally evil little ghost Shafulin leads has not lasted for just one or two days.

During the day, he acts like a beast in bed, behaving like a koala that hasn't gotten enough sleep.

However, once night falls, he becomes full of energy again, like a drug addict who is high on drugs.

What kind of underworld human being is this!

Fortunately, during this period, Nick Fury, this salty and old salted egg, still had some conscience, and the only task assigned to her was to keep an eye on this little kid.

Otherwise, she would have to run field missions during the day, and when she got home at night, she would have to endure this little guy dancing in the kitchen.

If this continued, Natasha felt that she might die young before the age of 25.

Then again, there was one thing she couldn't understand. She had clearly marked Noah's many actions in the target person's behavior observation record with underlines...

Let's call it an act against humanity.

But why did this guy Nick Fury choose to come here at this time?

Looking at Natasha in front of him, who was like a gentle old mother, advising and educating her useless and ignorant child in a soft voice, Ludan's face twitched slightly.

In the end, he wisely chose to turn around and leave without looking back.

After all, waiting here foolishly would be a complete waste of his life.

Now he finally understood what "bad character" Natasha had circled several times with a red marker in the report and emphasized.

This little brat is even more outrageous than that playboy Tony Stark!

No wonder Tony always fails in front of this little brat. This is not surprising. This is not surprising.

However, what Lu Dan didn't know was that he had just stepped out of the single apartment where Natasha was temporarily staying.

Noah, who was still sleeping soundly in bed, opened his eyes quietly.

A moment later, looking at Noah walking out of the room leisurely, Natasha sighed helplessly.

This little guy must have done it on purpose.

What's the point of sleeping for two more hours? Actually, I just don't want to see the boiled egg...

Wait, why did she start calling Nick Fury "boiled egg" along with Noah?

"I'm hungry. Is breakfast ready?"

breakfast?

Natasha, who felt that she had now completely switched to a full-time nanny, suddenly felt a spike in blood pressure. Shafulin, would you please open your shiny titanium dog eyes and see what time the hour hand on the wall clock is pointing to?

The gratitude in her heart for the little guy healing her body had been almost worn out by the endless housework in the past few days.

But Natasha still had a doting smile on her face that made her colleagues in SHIELD feel sick. "It's all ready, just waiting for you to wake up."

However, how much of her smile is genuine?

That's hard to say.

Noah scooped the egg porridge from the bowl into his mouthful with a spoon. He was not worried at all that the poisonous black widow spider would drug him or something. "I'm going out for a while. I might not be back for about a week."

"Where to go?"

Noah was mumbling something in a very low voice that Natasha couldn't hear at all. She could only make out a few unrelated words, such as "bald head" and "die a miserable death".

Is this talking about Nick Fury's boiled egg?

After cursing under his breath, Noah slowly spoke out a place -

“Kathmandu.”

Nepal, such a remote place...

Wait, are you planning to stand up the pigeons of the braised eggs?

Natasha hesitated whether to take out her cell phone to call her boss, but considering that this little guy didn't seem to like boiled eggs very much...

Forget it, if this little brat who is so annoying gets into a fight with Nick Fury, that old guy with a bad temper like a stubborn donkey, she might have to find a new job tomorrow.

Either quit the current nanny job and return to the life of a secret agent living on the edge of a knife.

Or he could just change his immediate superior, but at that time he would most likely have to return to endless field missions.

In comparison, Natasha still feels that her current comfortable life makes her happier.

Even when Natasha saw the little brat's various inhumane behaviors every day, such as making a mistake while brewing a potion in the middle of the night and waking herself up from her dream with the loud explosion, she would feel the blood rushing to her head.

But she doesn't find this kind of life annoying at all, uh...

Well, there is still a tiny bit of annoyance.

It would be great if this little brat could be as obedient as a normal child. If that isn't possible, at least he wouldn't be like a super troublemaker who causes trouble all day long.

Perhaps it was the compensation of her physical defects that made Natasha see the hope of having a complete life again. At this moment, she actually hoped that this ordinary but seemingly not so peaceful life could last forever. Her desire to have a complete family had never been as strong as it was today.

In order to prevent the fall apart of this newly established fake family, which was legally between guardian and ward but actually between nanny and master, Natasha finally gave up the idea of ​​calling Ludan back.

"Why did you suddenly want to go so far away from Kathmandu?"

The professional qualities of an agent made Natasha subconsciously start collecting intelligence.

Facing Natasha's question, Noah rolled his eyes and said, "To cover for a dead old woman."

Dead...dead old woman?

Is it other members of their organization?