"Well. Not bad." A hint of smile appeared at the corner of her mouth: "I haven't been infected by Brother Sang Zhe's scent yet." "Then we can still be friends." Shui Ming's mouth twitched slightly, and Sang Zhe covered his face deeply.
At noon, at the invitation of the Vanity Chamber of Commerce, they had a big meal. As soon as they finished eating, Master Shuiming began to prepare for the transportation of goods.
The.
Are we leaving now? Are you in such a hurry? "Sang Zhe was a little confused.
"We can't help it. The goods from other places have been in short supply for too long. Everyone is looking forward to the arrival of fellow Daoists from the Demonic Path."
Gongzi Shui Mingyi said: "I am very sorry for not being able to fulfill my duty as a host, and I will definitely make it up to you later."
Sang Zhe didn't care about this. After hesitating for a moment, he turned around and pulled Meng Qiyan aside, whispering:
;
"Be careful. Be careful not only of the people of the Holy Nation, but also don't trust the people of the Vanity Chamber of Commerce too much."
"I know." Meng Qiyan smiled and put her arm around Sang Zhe's arm: "Sister Tang told us about this before we came here."
If Brother Sang Zhe is really worried, can you give me some strength? " Looking at her sparkling eyes, Sang Zhe thought for a moment and was about to set off.
Time probably can't feed this little goblin, so he can only helplessly say: "It's too late, wait until you come back."
"I will reward you well when the time comes." "Really? Can you tell me how I will reward you?" "I will tell you when the time comes."
The escorting magic team was divided into three groups. They went to the three states respectively. Meng Qiyan and the elders of the Fusion Realm led one team each, and several elders of the Transformation Realm led the remaining
team.
The Vanity Chamber of Commerce seemed to have made all the preparations long ago. As soon as the people from the Demonic Path arrived, their cargo transport team could set off at any time.
Sang Zhe didn't have time to spend more time with Meng Qiyan, so he saw her off and set off again.
At the city gate, looking at the huge freight transport team, Sang Zhe was silent for a long time and then suddenly spoke:
"Niannian." "Will Meng Qiyan be in danger this time?" "If you are really that worried." The tired Niannian slowly revealed her figure and floated in the air, hugging her arms and humming, "Why not just follow them?" "But I am worried about leaving the leader alone in Linzhou City." Sang Zhe sighed: "This is only the first trip, and there are countless escort missions in this month." If I leave Linzhou, I am afraid that Bai Ming will use tricks." Now the cooperation between the Demonic Path and the Vanity Fair Chamber of Commerce has just started, and neither side completely trusts the other. Sang Zhe is also worried about leaving all the affairs of Linzhou to the Vanity Fair Chamber of Commerce. The more times like this, the more Sang Zhe feels the end of the division. He suddenly missed the days when he was just a small interrogator who interrogated prisoners every day and punched in and out on time. It is really difficult to be a leader. There are things everywhere, and there is no end to it.
Not to mention that his own system also added an extra task for him to conquer Gongzi Shuiming.
When Sang Zhe thought of this, he felt a headache. Gongzi Shui Ming was different from the women he had met before. She was not like Sister Gu, who was pure and innocent, and who would give her heart to her.
Can get a response.
It's not like they did with Senior Sister Yan, who would use any means necessary to interrogate the prisoners.
Gongzi Shui Ming is a woman who is extremely smart. Beneath her gentle and kind appearance, she hides a deep mind and a very high emotional intelligence.
In their daily contacts, Sang Zhe never got any benefit from her. As a result, even if he really wanted to try to contact her, he had no idea where to start. "Nian Nian, doesn't this young master Shui Ming have any breakthrough?" Sang Zhe was a little depressed: "No, I'll accept it if you spend some points to buy it. Give me
Tell me about her personality profile."
Nian Nian Bu Yidi glanced at him sideways, but there was an inexplicable sense of complacency and pride in his tone.
"Hmph. In the end, you still have to rely on this system, right?" "One thousand points. I'll sell it to you at a lower price." She crossed her arms and swam beside Sang Zhe.
"In fact, Gongzi Shui Ming's personality is not as complicated as you think." "You all know that she is a best-selling author in Fusang Pavilion."
Of course, what she is most interested in is writing novels."
Sang Zhe paused, then felt a little embarrassed: "This... But I am not a full-time novel writer after all." And it was the work submitted by the author Tiansai before him. Sang Zhe felt that Gongzi Shuiming was able to resist rolling his eyes at him after reading it, which was already very cultured. He couldn't let himself go to a child to talk about pornographic stories. "Why not?" Sang Zhe: "?" Nian Nian crossed her arms and glared at Sang Zhe: "Girls are not human beings? Don't you have normal desires? Don't you like to read pornographic stories?"
"Please don't discriminate. If a girl becomes lustful, what can you men do?"
I'll tell you, Gongzi Shuiming not only reads pornographic stories, but also writes pornographic stories and draws pornographic comics in private, but he publishes them secretly and doesn't tell anyone."
"Is it true?" Sang Zhe immediately became interested and quickly turned on the communicator and leaned over: "What's his name? Let me search?" Soon, following Nian Nian's instructions, Sang Zhe searched out a large number of works.
"Young Woman Hei Jie", "Old Abin", "Witch Monastery" have exaggerated numbers, explosive scenes, and even a lot of heavy-mouthed gameplay content.
After seeing this, Sang Zhe couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Guigui, do all girls play so big? " (My glasses are broken, I was planning to skip today, but I squinted my eyes and typed
张)
(I will update again tomorrow after I get my glasses)
234. Knowledge Blind Spot
In the evening, on the top floor of Fusang Pavilion, Bai Ming finished his day's work. After confirming that the three transport teams had successfully set off, he tiredly took a bath, wrapped up his wet hair, and returned to the bedroom wearing Feng Song's pajamas.
As long as the demonic escort team sets off, I will feel half relieved.
During this period of time, Bai Ming was also very tired because of the affairs of the Holy Kingdom. Every night when she returned to bed, she was too tired to open her eyes, and too worried to close her eyes. Today, she finally had time to relax.
Returning to her bedroom, she closed the door, earnestly told the maid not to come in and disturb her, and closed the window.
After finishing everything, she retreated back to the bed, leaned against the headboard to look at the quilt, and carefully and secretly took out her own special tablet.
Then, she did not log in to her own Furou Pavilion account. Instead, she logged into another "nameless" account. This account was different from the account of Gongzi Shuiming. She was not in the usual Fuso Pavilion account.
The works are not published in the pavilion group, but on a premium paid website.
This website is full of some really erotic stories with very explosive content, and although the book by Sangze looks a bit erotic, the content is actually just borderline erotic.
Xiao Sewen is different.
The content on this website is all about the real Abyss Ancient God-level stuff. All kinds of XP categories are available, and there is nothing you can't think of that you can't find here.
Ever since Bai Ming clicked on this website, he seemed to have completely relaxed.
It seemed that only at this moment could she throw away all worldly constraints, all worries and bitterness.
Truly return to your own nature and find your own paradise. So, her bright eyes flashed with excitement, and she slowly clicked on her
A collection of works.
Then she created a new work and wrote the title excitedly: "The Beauty's Shyness". This time, she planned to write an extremely dark and exciting NTR abuse story. The imperial court's detectives were tracking down the murder gang, but their charming and beautiful wife
The child was captured by gang members and used to threaten the police.
The detective chose to uphold justice and would rather die than obey, but his wife was played with and became a prostitute.
Just thinking of that literary scene in his mind, Bai couldn't help but reveal a nympho-like smile.
After wiping her saliva, she immediately threw herself into the creation, her hand moving quickly, lines of words pouring out like flowing water.
He continued writing for more than an hour. Bai Ming, who was a little tired, rubbed his sore fingers and planned to take a short break.
儿o
Suddenly, she noticed that a fan had sent her a private message. It was a visitor's ID. Author Tiantian, your works are all so perverted, I really like them!
How did the author come up with so many perverted ways to play? Is the author also such a perverted person in real life? "
As for new fans, Ri Ming did not think much about it. Because those who can enter this website are already paying users. There are no people who make trouble just by talking nonsense.
After thinking about it, Bai Ming replied casually in order to maintain the perverted character he created:
That’s right! If I hadn’t experienced it myself, how could I have thought of so many perverted ways to play?”
"I'm not afraid to tell you that there is a huge underground prison behind my house. There are beautiful women, slaves and white people in it. Every day I control them for pleasure and torture them in the most perverted way. They also enjoy it very much and have fun in it... Jie."
Bai Ming replied with a long paragraph in one breath and sent it out confidently. She knew that perverts would have a tacit understanding with each other. Although this scene only existed in her imagination, it must have been seen by many people.
A sacred place that is a perverted fantasy of mine.
After watching this, this new fan must be full of admiration and worship for himself.
Sure enough, the fan soon responded excitedly again: "Really? The author Datian is so awesome! He is truly a hero among us perverts!"
Hum. Bai Ming enjoyed this kind of vote worship. But the next moment. "However, as a fan, I have a question I would like to ask the author.
"Go ahead. I love my fans very much. I will answer any questions you have." The other party hesitated for a moment and said cautiously, "I have seen the work.
I have read all the works of this author, but after reading them, I found that there is a problem in all of them. "
"The author... doesn't seem to like describing the feeling of men when they are aroused? Why is that?"
Why? Bai Ming's mouth twitched. Because I'm a woman! I'm a virgin girl who has never experienced actual combat. Even the only physiological knowledge I have is from watching Japanese porn movies on porn websites in my previous life. I've never even seen a naked man in real life, so how can I describe to you the feeling of a man's sexual desire? "Ahem... this is why you don't understand."
Helplessly, she could only look at the scalp and say stubbornly: "The so-called astringency means that you need to see it from the other person's perspective to arouse your own excitement."
"As a man, of course you are only interested and curious about how girls feel when they are naughty. Who would be interested in a man's feelings, Nan Tong?"
So when we see Mo being shy and reluctant when a female character is shy, and Wen being excited, comfortable, shy and reluctant to say anything, that is the most exciting thing, isn't it? "
Ri Ming herself didn't expect that she could even make it up. As expected, the fan immediately realized: "So that's it! She is worthy of being a stylist.
Great! Professionals are different. "
Chun snorted. Bai Ming nodded proudly. "But... I have another question." Another one? Why are you so troublesome? Although Bai Ming was a little impatient, she was her fan after all, so she chose to patiently explain to him.
"I've read the author's works before, and the men in them are so amazing and exaggerated. They masturbate all day long, 365 days a year, 17 or 18 times a day, and they're still alive and well."
"But normally speaking, can anyone really do this? Even if it's a high-level cultivator, he'll be drained of his essence and die, right?" "That's because of the medicine he took. I've explained it before. Bai Ming was shocked.
He defended himself with a cold sweat.
"What kind of medicine is so powerful?" "Wait, it's for the creative needs, don't take it seriously." "But if this can be explained by taking medicine... then it's impossible to be bitter all 365 days a year." Bai Ming looked at the message sent by the other party, and suddenly he was stunned, cold sweat suddenly flowed from his back. "Could it be that the male characters created by the author... ". don't have a period of changing eggs?"
(First update)
235. Seriously fooling
Change. Egg-changing period? What is this? Why have I never heard of it? Bai Ming looked at the message and fell into panic for the first time. So men have this thing? What should I do? I have never heard of it! "What's wrong?" The other party immediately pressed on: "Why is the author silent?" "Don't you know that men have an egg-changing period? How could it be?" "It can't be that the author is not..." "Of course I know, haha!" In panic, Bai Ming could only defend himself with sweat all over his forehead, "Egg-changing period, every man has it. It's just like a woman's menstrual period. Haha." This kind of thing that hinders the plot, of course, is selectively ignored by the author. For example, the female characters in the work don't have menstrual periods. " "So the author knows." The little fan immediately said: "I'm scared to death, I thought the author I admired was actually a girl who didn't understand men at all." "How could it be... Stop kidding, hahaha. " Bai Ming sent an emoticon that made people laugh.
But behind her, she was already sweating coldly. . It was a close call. She was almost exposed. Fortunately, she guessed it right. I said it. Why do girls have to suffer from menstrual pain every month?
The girl wants to have a baby, but the boy is fine. This is so unfair.
Sure enough, boys also have a painful egg replacement period just like menstruation. Hum, egg replacement, it sounds painful. I guess boys are shy and embarrassed to tell girls. I said I
How come I have never heard of it? But in fact, Bai Ming also went to a girls' school from kindergarten to high school in his previous life, and studied foreign languages and literature in college, where the gender ratio was seriously unbalanced. He rarely came into contact with peers of the opposite sex.
All these things were made up by her own imagination. She felt very lucky that she could guess right. "No, no other questions, right? If not, I'll tell you one by one first..." Ah, author Tiantian, wait a minute! "The little fan pestered her again and continued to ask: "
I still have questions! Why don't the male characters in the author's works have aunt pain? What about the safe period and dangerous period of male characters? Why don't female characters need to wear condoms? Why?
Bai Ming, blushing, suddenly turned off the tablet and sat on the bed, watching
Heavy breathing. Her eyes were moist and urgent, and her blushing face was cute and lovely. "Um. What, what!" "Why do boys have so many troubles?" "This is terrible," she hugged the pillow tightly in her arms and buried her head deeply, "I didn't think so much when I wrote it before, it must have been discovered a long time ago... Um... What should I do." Bai Ming's voice was aggrieved, and she raised her head softly. With those lovely eyes, no one would associate her with the mysterious and powerful head of the Vanity Chamber of Commerce. She was so anxious and anxious for a long time. Finally, she raised her head suddenly. "No." "As a dedicated and qualified writer. " "You can't write nonsense based on your imagination. Fiction is not nonsense!" "If you want to write a real and touching little erotic novel, you must get to know men in person. "Then the question is, where are the men? There are only virgin maids around me, and they all know nothing about men. The atmosphere is no different from when I was in the girls' school. Many maids still have only the knowledge that holding hands and kissing can lead to pregnancy, which is worse than me.
Just picking up a random man on the street... that's too disgusting. Where to find a man to consult, Bai Ming had a headache for a while. Sang Zhe's words... Hmm? Why did I think of him? Bai Ming shook his head, not knowing why he suddenly thought of that man.
Perhaps it was because they were both time travelers. When he was with the case, as long as he didn't talk about business, he would feel very
Relax and be natural.
There is no need to worry about saying something strange that arouses suspicion, and many jokes that only they can understand can be said without restraint.
It's a rare feeling to have someone who understands you and knows everything you say.
Although if I think about it carefully, as a fellow villager like me, he can more or less understand my feelings, and he is still a good candidate for consulting.
But I always felt something was wrong. Once the random thoughts started, I couldn't control them. Before I knew it, it was already late at night. Bai Ming was so sleepy with his head full of random thoughts that he gradually fell into a deep sleep.
Go to sleep.
When she woke up the next day, Bai Ming finally decided to ask Sang Zhe. She had no choice but to ask him. She really couldn't find a man. She changed into the clothes of Mr. Shui Ming again and quietly walked into the Furou Pavilion.
The door was the office prepared by Sang Zhe, and he knocked gently.
"Come in." After entering the room, Mr. Shui Ming turned his head and made sure that there was no one else in the office. Hua Jiang Leng was not there either, and then he walked in lightly. "What's wrong, Ms. Shui Ming?" Seeing her mysterious and shy look, Sang Zhe couldn't help but ask, "Didn't the freight team just set off for less than one level? It can't be that something has gone wrong now, right?" Shui Ming bit her rosy lips lightly, put her fingers behind her back and fiddled with them, and after a long time, she asked shyly:
"Um, Mr. Rou, if you have time, could you please answer my question?"
Sang Zhe looked at her suspiciously. The next moment, he spoke hesitantly: "Well, although I also think that water
Miss Ming is nice, but I already have a lot of wives and concubines. If there are more, I’m afraid...
...I am not here to confess, okay, big brother."
Shui Ming sighed, and finally plucked up the courage to ask: "I want to ask." "Do men really have an egg-changing period?" After asking, she lowered her head in shame, her pretty face flushed and cute. Obviously, she felt that it might be embarrassing to ask such a private question. But to her surprise, "Of course there is." Sang Zhe said as a matter of course, "Isn't this common sense?
"Don't you know, Miss Shui Ming? Men have a few days every month when they have to replace their eggs. It's very painful."
He also deliberately looked at Shui Ming with a strange look, which made her feel even more anxious and her cheeks became hotter.
"Is that so? Haha." Shui Ming smiled awkwardly, trying to suppress his urge to blush as he asked in a low voice: "Then, how are the safe and dangerous periods for boys calculated?
?
"This is about the egg replacement period..." Sang Zhe said halfway, and suddenly looked at her in confusion: "Miss Shui Ming is not a woman.
"Human? Why do you suddenly care about this?"
Without waiting for Shui Ming to panic and think about how to explain, Sang Zhe smiled and said to himself: "I know."
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