The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Oh, but if it were Long Aotian, who has a dull brain, he would definitely ask, "What kind of important information is it that I like eating lychees?"

Oh, how stupid! Although you can't really give someone a bunch of lychees as a gift, it's neither romantic nor sincere, and it's not a relative visiting, so this gift is a bit shabby.

But, can't we expand our thinking?

For example, find a reason to give her a lychee-flavored fruity lipstick!

Or, lychee-scented perfume!

Wow, I really am a genius, so perfect, right?

Yeah, if I think about it this way, then I haven't wasted my time with my elder sister. No matter who asks, I'm just helping Long Aotian to infiltrate the enemy camp, gather information, and create opportunities.

Um, what? I slept in the same bed with my elder sister, she held me in her arms, and I rubbed against someone else's arms and didn't want to get out, etc.?

Those are all accidents and don’t count. As long as the result is correct, that’s enough!

"We're home, get off the car, little Lizhi."

A sudden brake pulled me out of my thoughts.

Looking at this not-quite-familiar, but extremely familiar neighborhood, and Sister Qing's skillful way of parking the car in the underground garage, I was stunned.

This, isn't this the place where I went out this morning?

When Sister Qing said she would send me home, did she mean her home???

I looked at Sister Qing, and tears welled up in my eyes.

Woo, if you continue to bully me like this, I will cry in front of you!

Chapter 23 Returning Home

Finally, under my pitiful tears, Sister Ning Feiqing finally sent me home.

Well, when I think back on it, I always feel like my elder sister was bullying me on purpose. When I was about to cry, Sister Qing immediately comforted me softly, turned the car around, and set off again with a smile on her face.

You must be kidding me, luckily I didn’t cry.

Woo, it’s really fun to bully a loli like me!

Although, I was not angry with my elder sister at all. What's more, she even gave me a gift when we parted.

It's a small gift, two hair ties, just right for tying ponytails.

There is a pair of felt kittens embedded in the hair tie, which are somewhat similar to my Qiuqiu avatar. They look small and cute.

She said, as a cute little girl, I don’t have any pretty or cute accessories that girls like, which is really out of place. I saw it by chance on the street today, so she bought it for me.

Wow, I didn’t pay any attention to when you bought it.

The reason why I don't wear cute accessories is of course my habit when I was a macho man. If a 30-year-old man really wears cute bracelets and other accessories, wouldn't it feel out of place?

I didn’t really like accessories in the past, and I didn’t even wear a watch. Humph, after all, I’m not in a relationship or anything, so why should I care so much?

But, but this time it’s different, hehe, this hair tie was given to me by Sister Qing!

If wearing it can make me cuter and help me complete the task, then of course I won't refuse it.

It’s really not something I like, after all, I’m a macho man.

Hey, why would that macho guy wear a short skirt?

Oh, wouldn't it be even more awkward if the loli didn't wear a little skirt? I've gotten used to this kind of thing. As the saying goes, there's only a difference between wearing women's clothes 0 times and countless times!

"I'm back, I have good news, Brother Aotian!"

After entering the house, I couldn't wait to let Long Aotian see my results.

There was no answer, as if no one was home.

Why is this guy, who is usually so noisy, so quiet today?

I brought back good news from Sister Qing!

Since I couldn't find anyone, I had to go look for him myself. Based on my experience, I went straight to Long Aotian's room.

Sure enough, they caught the person directly.

This guy is wearing a helmet and playing games.

Wow, I'm a little unhappy. This guy doesn't take any action at all?

I now understand why Xiao F said that without my help, the hero and heroine would never be together. Looking at the situation, apart from me giving him advice and taking the lead, this guy doesn't take the initiative at all.

Really, does he think that just by fantasizing and not doing any work, the goddess will fly to your bed by herself?

Gu, for you guys, I flew to big sister’s bed myself!

I was so angry that I quickly put on my holographic helmet and went into the game to find out for myself.

Account login.

Well, although NPC accounts are more convenient in various aspects, but, for some reason, I have some psychological trauma.

Think about it, if someone else, some big guy discovered the loophole of this account, I would not accept it as easily as I did that time with Sister Qing. It's super scary!

Oh, no, no, it’s better to use a player account.

Login successful.

Friends list open!

Let me see. Long Aotian is my friend, I should be able to find his location.

Well, it’s located in the [Heart of the Crypt] dungeon.

呜？

If I remember correctly, isn't this dungeon for farming materials for the one-handed sword profession?

Long Aotian himself uses a two-handed sword. As far as I can remember, there is only one other person who uses a one-handed sword.

Lin Huanhuan, wow, this sneaky cat actually came to improve my brother's favorability while I was trying to conquer my older sister!

That’s not right, it’s not me who is making the strategy, it’s me who is making the strategy for my brother!

My head hurts a bit, this task feels really difficult.

We agreed to just pair up together, and having a middle school male protagonist who’s a sucky gamer is already a headache. Now it seems like I need to kick the third party myself?

【litchi】:?

[Lychee]: What’s wrong with this woman?

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: Zhizhi? Are you home?

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: Don't worry, the blind date went well. Last night, your brother and Feiqing were drinking happily until they were drunk. I was so excited that I played games to celebrate!

【The Most Handsome Man in the World】: Then, I met Huanhuan.

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: By the way, why are you going home just now?

Humph, of course I know about this kind of thing. I know it much more clearly than he does. This guy fell asleep on the spot and even forgot that he had called me.

The problem is, the heroine's favorability towards him hasn't increased much at all. So far, it's only 20%.

20%, a relationship that's not even considered ordinary friends, what's there to be excited about?

I guess my elder sister’s favorability towards me is far more than 20%!

[Lychee]: Wait a minute, I'll be there soon, take me with you!

Damn it, I accept my fate. Besides being a matchmaker, I also need to be a big light bulb, huh.

But, breaking up couples is something I'm supposed to be the best at. I should have successfully broken up many couples, right?

Although I have no memory, I believe that I have engraved the method into my DNA, and everything will come naturally when the time comes!

Hmm, think about it quickly, which method is better?

When I was thinking, I suddenly found that another person suddenly lit up in the friend list.

Sister Qing is also online!

Wow, after sending me home, she also started playing games.

Got an idea.

Oh, why not just call Sister Qing over as well, and let the four of us do the dungeon together. Humph, if I were to be the only one to be a big light bulb, it would not be as fun as the Shura Field.

Woohoo, it’s great that Sister Qing is online. It’s like someone brought me a pillow right away when I was sleepy.

Without further ado, I quickly contacted Sister Qing.

Just as I thought, Sister Qing has always been very nice to me. Naturally, she did not refuse my request and teleported to the heart of the crypt with me.

[Lychee]: Look over here, there’s a surprise!

When Long Aotian saw the message, he quickly turned around and saw me waving at him, and also saw his goddess.

"Feiqing, you, you are here!"

Long Aotian’s soul almost flew away.

"Well, come and keep Little Lizhi company."

Ning Feiqing nodded slightly.

Long Aotian quickly winked at me.

What I mean is, well done to my sister Long Aotian!

Humph, no, I have always been very capable!

I secretly glanced at Lin Huanhuan not far away.

Hey, as expected, seeing Long Aotian’s frightened look, this guy is being jealous again.

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Ps: There is one more chapter to come, which is the promised double update. Sunday is also considered the weekend, right? But I suggest you don’t wait, your hair is more important.

Actually, it’s because I finally had the weekend to rest, and I accidentally played too much yesterday, hehe~

Chapter 24: Date Battle!

Although, I did succeed in making Lin Huanhuan so angry that she gritted her teeth again, the result of this four-person dungeon run was not as good as I expected.

Lin Huanhuan was indeed annoyed by Sister Ning Feiqing's intrusion, which interrupted their world of two, but she was a competent white lotus. In battle, she always stuck closely to Long Aotian, covering him, assisting him, asking about his well-being, and pouring red and blue medicines on Long Aotian desperately. She even found time to show a smug expression towards Sister Ning Feiqing.

Sister Qing didn't even look at her.

After all, it was because Long Aotian was just too useless. He just kept bragging in front of his sister, saying that he could get things easily, show off his skills in the game, and get the goddess, etc. But in the end, he was as timid as a chicken. He could only stare at Sister Qing and drool, nodding woodenly, responding to Lin Huanhuan's flattering words.

I don't dare to take the initiative to flirt with girls.

How can I put it? He really is worthy of being my Li Zhi’s brother. He is exactly the same as I was before I traveled through time.

Well, but in that case, all my attempts to create space for them to get along would be completely useless.

Anyway, we can’t expect the two of them to be alone, so Long Aotian can get Sister Qing, right?

That's impossible. It's very difficult.

As I was thinking about it, the top of my head was suddenly rubbed, causing me to subconsciously rub it upwards like a spoiled child.

Phew, even in the game, I can see it very clearly without looking up. After all, only Sister Qing likes to touch me so much.

Well, I don’t know when Sister Qing came to my side.

A good team of four has turned into a team of two with Sister Qing sticking to me and Lin Huanhuan sticking to Long Aotian?

Hmm, come on, is it necessary for Brother Aotian to be so cowardly? Look how brave I am. I have gotten closer to the heroine so quickly, right?

Alas, Sister Qing, please stop sticking to me, or your male lead will be snatched away by Bai Lianhua!

While I was being masturbated, I was secretly anxious.

Maybe there is something wrong with my thinking?

Think about it, the only successful date recently was yesterday's dinner. Although it was a little imperfect because Long Aotian didn't send Sister Qing home in the end, but as he said, he and the goddess got drunk and had a great time, didn't they?

Well, so, I have to find a way to arrange a date between the two of them at a specific place, and there must be some activities going on, so that they will at least have some common topics to talk about, right?

For example, my sister Qing and I went to see a movie?

Wow, although, although I was indeed so scared that I shrank into someone else’s arms, but, but if I were replaced by Brother Aotian, wouldn’t that also be considered a kind of progress?