The system always wants to send me to the heroine

The stupid rabbit woke up suddenly and saw me standing majestically in the moonlight. He was so scared that he jumped up and pressed himself down on his own vegetable leaves.

Two red eyeballs as big as beans stared at me as if guarding against a thief.

Humph, damn it, do you look down on me? Look, I’m going to turn you into a stupid loli!

"Boo-boo-boo!" (You look like a stupid lolita in a white silk rabbit-ear hollowed-out erotic costume!)

The rabbit rolled its eyes at me, turned around and pointed its butt at me.

Eh, it doesn’t work?

This shouldn't be the case. I have clearly turned that weasel into a loli.

"Boo-hoo-hoo!" (I, I think you look like a stupid loli, turn into a stupid loli!)

I was unwilling to give in and shouted at the stupid rabbit.

The rabbit twisted its butt and began to nibble on its own leaves.

Hey, you clearly just sat on it with your butt!

Okay, I figured it out. It's obvious that this rabbit is too stupid. It can't even transform into a stupid loli.

Well, we have to find one with a higher IQ, right?

That’s not right. This rabbit doesn’t even look like a monster. How could it become one?

Oh, I, why didn’t I think of this!

I was so angry that I kicked the stupid rabbit's butt again.

It’s not my fault, it’s obviously the rabbit that’s too stupid!

"Hey, it's the raccoon, you're back?"

The rabbit nest was suddenly opened, and the little girl Lian'er stuck half of her head in.

This little girl always felt that the pronunciation of my name was a little strange, but I was too lazy to correct it.

"Why are you here?"

"I heard strange noises coming from the rabbit hutch, and it kept calling. I couldn't help but come over to check it out."

The little girl blinked, picked me up, and spoke seriously.

"Raccoon, don't bully the rabbit!"

"I'm not bullying her, I just want to turn her into a stupid loli!"

I quickly shook my head and said it casually.

"Become a loli?"

The little girl was obviously stunned, and it seemed like she didn't understand anything. I quickly told her about the weasel I saw on the road who asked for a title and turned into a loli, so that she could open her eyes.

After hearing this, the little girl almost bent over with laughter.

"So, Tanuki, do you want to turn this rabbit at home into a loli? But, but it's just an ordinary wild animal, Tanuki, hahahaha."

Uh, this, this is what I thought of.

I felt a little embarrassed and quickly turned my head away from looking at her.

"Also, begging for a seal is only a way for weasels and foxes to transform. Rabbits don't do this!"

Eh, yes, is that so?

Oops, that's a bit embarrassing. No, it's Diuli.

"Besides, you can only ask for a seal from a human. You are a demon, a raccoon. Hahahaha."

Gus, no way, I, I clearly succeeded!

"The raccoon is so cute, you want to become a stupid loli, right?"

Lian'er's eyes were sparkling.

Chapter 29: Hunting Monsters

Lian'er covered her mouth and smiled. Although she said it casually, it scared me.

"No, no, no, I don't want to become a stupid loli, I don't want that!"

I almost jumped up and hit her on the knee.

I still have a dream of becoming a macho man. Even if I can't be ten times more handsome than Long Aotian, it seems like it would be nice to become an ancient handsome man like Hu Qinghuai.

Besides, well, I'm not mentally prepared yet.

"Hey, but the raccoon's voice is so soft, and she looks silly and cute. She's clearly a loli. Do you really not want to?"

Woohoo, no way, I am obviously a macho man and you are the stupid loli!

I groaned and simply raised my head in anger and ignored Lian'er.

Anyway, I haven't asked for the title and the ceremony hasn't started, so even if she wants to threaten me, it's impossible, right?

Lian'er was just teasing me.

Even if she kept holding me up high, telling me to become a loli, and saying that I would soon become a stupid loli, I remained indifferent.

Someone just said casually, how could it be possible to turn me into a stupid loli? Look at the way Lian'er is trying to turn me into a loli now, isn't she stupid?

There's nothing I can do. I'm super smart, not a stupid loli.

In the corner, a rabbit had finished chewing the leaves. It gave me a disdainful look and lay down to sleep.

Hey, I always feel like I'm being looked down upon by a stupid rabbit?

Well, that shouldn't be possible. I almost scared it to death just now. How could it dare to look down on such a majestic me?

Illusion, illusion!

Miss Lian'er came to see me when she got up at night. When she saw that I was not playing with her, she waved goodbye to me and went to bed.

The moon was high in the sky, and the night watchman had already struck the third watch.

Three o'clock in the morning is eleven o'clock in the evening. People in ancient times went to bed early and got up even earlier. After eleven o'clock, it was already the darkest time of the night. Although Jiangfeng County was small, there was a curfew, and the city gates should have been closed at this time.

I also yawned and felt bored, so I obediently returned to Sister Yan Luoqing's bed and rubbed into her arms.

In the next few days, things were quite peaceful.

I thought that since Long Aotian had offended the witch, he would take the initiative to apologize to her and shamelessly come to the shrine to pester her. I haven't seen him at all recently.

Yeah, I don’t want to see him. I hope he never comes.

Xiangxiang did have a letter delivered, saying that Mr. Fox woke up soon, which made her extremely happy. However, as the witch sister said, he had lost all his spiritual power and could not even speak. He could only sob like me.

Well, anyway, it's a good thing that I was lucky enough to escape with my life. Maybe there will be another opportunity in the future to cultivate and become a demon again.

However, it is said that cultivation can help with transformation, but I have no idea what to do. The Inari God inheritance that Xiao F gave me never taught me anything like breathing, meditation, or other common cultivation methods seen in novels. It only said that the way to become a god is to let nature take its course.

Other content is completely invisible.

You see, it’s not that I’m too playful all day and don’t practice, it’s really that I have no way to practice.

No, no, this is cultivation, just let the qi flow naturally.

In Jiangfeng County, I was lying in the corner of a brothel, watching the girls dancing on the stage. My heart was so clear that I didn't feel any guilt at all.

This, this is also a part of cultivation.

It was Lian'er who left me again to trade books.

Huh, Jiangfeng County today is a little different from before.

The street vendors and passers-by are no different from usual, but one can always see some men in black clothes with swords on their backs, blending in with the crowd.

Kill the demon guard.

These guys seemed to be very busy. Although no one knew what they were looking for, they were wandering around Jiang Feng all day long.

As for the demon-slaying guard, what else could he be looking for? It must be related to demons.

When I first ran into them, I was really scared. After all, I was a monster. If they saw me, they would definitely draw their swords and chop me.

However, when these people saw me, they first touched their swords with extreme nervousness, but then they seemed to recognize me and relaxed.

Some people even asked me directly if I was a shikigami serving the shrine maiden at Jiangfeng Shrine.

Of course I nodded my head vigorously.

Later, I naturally understood that Long Aotian had accidentally killed Hu Qinghuai, which made Sister Yan Luoqing very angry. If his men hurt me again, I'm afraid Sister Yan Luoqing would be even angrier.

So, under his instructions, all these demon-slaying guards have recognized me.

Look, even when I was sitting in this brothel listening to music, there was an uncle who was a demon-slayer. Even though his eyes were clearly glued to the girl on the stage, he would still turn his head to look at me from time to time.

He said that they were arresting the big thief in the city and were protecting me at the same time.

Humph, why do I need his Demon-Slaying Guard to protect me? He is obviously just taking a break from his busy schedule and visiting girls during work hours.

If all the Demon Slayers were like you, the thief would have run away long ago.

There was more than one person who was slacking off. After a while, another man in tight clothes also entered the brothel, and the two people sitting at the same table started chatting with each other.

I pricked up my ears and listened, mostly some gossip like "Brother, come and slack off" and "That girl's ass is not good enough", which soon made me lose interest.

Hmm, are all of Long Aotian’s subordinates like this?

"Hey, have you heard? Wang Laoliu caught a weasel demon this morning and is keeping it in an inn in the north of the city. Team Long is said to be interrogating it personally."

Hmm? I think I heard some useful news!

"A weasel monster? No, no, it's probably irrelevant to the target. How could this guy be so stupid as to transform into a conspicuous monster and enter the city? We can just kill him on the spot. Why bother to capture him?"

"Hey, brother, you don't understand. That little weasel demon is really small and exquisite, only about 1.5 meters tall. Brother, I like it very much!"

The guard smiled obscenely, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Like it? Tsk tsk, brother, your hobby is a bit dangerous. How about I suggest you go to the Ministry of Justice to file a case first?"

The other guard laughed when he heard this.

The two of them looked at the girl on the stage and started to joke with her. A demon-slaying guard who had just made a lolita-control remark was even more outspoken.

I was shocked.

Sister Yan Luoqing said that when monsters transform, they all look like adults. A loli monster, no, isn’t there only one?

Oh no, I have to go check it out!

Without thinking about anything else, I jumped out of the window.

At the North City Inn, that’s what the lolita-loving guard said!

Wow, how did that stupid loli run to Jiang Feng, and was stupid enough to get caught!

Thinking of the ruthlessness with which Long Aotian shot Hu Qinghuai, I felt a chill in my heart and wished I had two more legs so I could run faster.

Long Aotian is a man who treats monsters like grass.

I was so absorbed in the news that I naturally didn't notice that the lolita guard turned around slightly, confirmed that I had left, and looked at my colleague who was still boasting in front of him, with an arc at the corner of his mouth that was not human.

Chapter 30: The Attack

North City Inn.

Before I even went in, I heard an angry loli voice.

"Humph, of course I'm here to seek revenge on that witch. It was her who made me become like this!"

I jumped into the room and saw the loli who had escaped that night.

The person opposite was the indifferent Long Aotian.

"I see, you're entering the city for this matter."

He nodded slightly and turned slightly, and I could see clearly that his hand was already on the scabbard.

Just as he threatened me before, the next move was to kill me with a sharp knife.

"Stop it!"

Without caring about anything else, I quickly jumped in through the window and shouted to stop them.

Seeing that it was me, Long Aotian's face darkened and he actually aimed his murderous intent at me.