The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Pretending to shake his head in embarrassment, Ren Qiu Shuang, after much beating around the bush, finally revealed his real purpose.

"Working?"

"Well, my family is still in need of a little maid."

Chapter 5 Consent

The lady in black in the driver's seat seemed to have already assumed that I would agree, so she stepped on the accelerator and took off at full speed.

As I watched myself gradually move away from the familiar streets, I felt more and more confused, as if I was in a stolen car.

But, but I really haven’t thought it through yet!

The heroine sitting next to me is really something. She looked ferocious just now as if she wanted to eat me, but now, she is almost humming a little tune.

How could someone whose precious clothes had just been torn look so relaxed? In fact, she was clearly in a very good mood.

Well, I must have been deceived by her somewhere.

I'm not stupid. As a tough guy who has been through the ups and downs in society, how could I not know this stuff?

It’s just that I just can’t figure it out.

You know, I'm a smart person, and I've only been fooled once since I was a child.

This happened when I was just in college.

I still remember that time, the scammer said that I had a courier, and it contained illegal prohibited items that had been discovered and I would go to jail. He even reported my full name and mailing address.

After being threatened by them, how could I, a young and inexperienced person like me, not dare to disbelieve them? I even obediently called the phone number of the so-called anti-drug brigade they provided.

The scammer over there successfully fooled me with threats like "it's illegal and I'll go to jail", and the following conversation took place.

Scam: "Excuse me, what method do you usually use to trade?"

Without even thinking, I said, “I only use cash transactions!”

Choked Lie: "Uh..."

After a few seconds of silence, the liar asked: "Then may I ask, have you ever used or applied for a savings card?"

I thought hard for a moment and said, "Yes, I did. I needed a job during the summer vacation and I applied for one. I made a few thousand yuan and I used it all to pay for my college tuition!"

The gradually speechless liar: "Then what? No other savings?"

I answered instantly: "Well, no more!"

cheat:"......"

I:"?"

You see, even this was the only time I was cheated, the scammer didn’t take away my small amount of money.

And since then, I have been on high alert and have never been fooled again.

Really, ever since I had the experience of being cheated, I suddenly understood a lot.

Just like the current situation, although I still don’t quite understand what happened, she must have a conspiracy.

However, this is different from the only time I was deceived, otherwise I would not be so submissive.

You see, the other party is the heroine, a beautiful lady with long legs. She can't be like an ordinary liar who covets me or something, right?

As for me, I am a poor loli who has nothing.

Woo, in order to keep an eye on Long Aotian, I didn’t even have time to eat lunch.

The heroine can casually wear clothes that are so expensive that they make my teeth ache. Of course, she doesn't need to do such a thing.

Eh, are you asking me why I wanted to get involved even though I knew it was a conspiracy?

Stupid, this is where I, Li Zhi, am extremely smart.

This is what I think. Anyway, my mission is to get close to the heroine, protect her, and prevent Long Aotian from taking advantage of the big sister using evil methods, right?

It’s too stupid to always follow Long Aotian. If I could follow the heroine, wouldn’t it be more convenient for the mission?

On one side is an annoying and disgusting man, and on the other side is a beautiful lady who can make one's heart flutter. Even if they are both following each other, it turns out that the latter is more motivating.

What's more, it seemed like she just wanted me to be her little maid.

Um, wait a minute.

Little, maid?

I turned my head blankly and watched her blink her big eyes a few times.

Wow, what the hell is a little maid? In the flower-growing country, this doesn’t seem like a formal profession, right?

Maids and the like, I’ve only seen them in anime!

I can't do that!

The elder sister seemed to see through my thoughts and smiled softly at me.

"Food and lodging are provided. There are delicious foods and warm beds. As long as you can cook and do some groceries and housework, there will be no problem."

There is delicious food!

You don’t have to live in that tiny rental house!

It’s easy to dry too!

Gulu, no, I'm not moved. I'm a strong man and I won't be a maid. Dignity is very valuable!

Although this sounds like it's just a job similar to that of a housewife or confinement nanny, right?

"One month's salary, um, let's just follow the market price, little paper crane, how much is appropriate?"

The elder sister's voice was still unhurried, as if she knew she could eat me to death.

How could this be? It's obvious that we don't even know each other.

"Miss, for ordinary housework, five thousand a month will be enough."

The sister in black replied coldly.

Huh, she is just a housekeeper, not a maid, right?

"Haha, how about that? I only need to work for about eight months to pay off the debt. I can have delicious food every day and I don't have to eat plain noodles anymore."

The elder sister chuckled and seduced me in a guiding tone.

She even slightly pulled open the torn hole in her clothes, as if to remind me that I had no choice, and also as if to, well, tease me.

Wow, there is nothing under big sister’s beautiful mesh dress~~!

Too bold, too, too obscene.

No, no, no, the heroine is not such a person, she, she just trusts me, or in other words, she won’t be on guard against a loli like me!

Well, that must be the case.

"Okay, what's your answer? Do you want to be my little maid?"

The elder sister raised a charming smile and slowly approached me, but before she arrived, she ~~ held me.

The car was already cramped, and I, whose face had just turned red, now had no room to retreat.

My little heart can't take it anymore.

"Woo, I, I promise, I want to be big sister's little maid!"

Wow, I absolutely cannot resist the heroine. It’s against the rules to tease a loli like this!

"Just, just, woo."

I lowered my head, my brain was burning with anxiety, and I didn't know what to do.

Although I agreed on impulse, but, that's a maid. What should I do if she really is talking about the kind of maid in the anime?

I slowly imagined the famous scene from the anime.

I was waiting obediently at the gate for my elder sister to get off work. As soon as I heard the door open, I hurried over to greet her.

"Master, welcome home. Well, the water is ready. Master, would you like to eat first, take a bath first, or eat first..."

Ugh, no, no, this development is too fast, I will never become such a shy maid!

"what happened?"

The elder sister's gentle voice came back, but it made me feel ashamed.

Gosh, she was sitting next to me. Why did I start imagining that?

But, but it really can't help but make people associate it with all kinds of nonsense.

"Can you please not call me 'Master' or something like that, which is embarrassing..."

Before I knew it, I spoke out what I was thinking.

Chapter 6: Home

"That's fine too. My name is Ren Qiu Shuang. If you don't want to call me Master, don't call me Big Sister either. You can call me, um..."

I lowered my head and nodded, not daring to look, and I didn't notice that the elder sister's eyes darkened.

"Why not just call me Big Sister? I like it~"

"..."

This, this is as shameful as calling someone master, okay?

I lowered my head and looked at the finger, stunned and dared not reply.

It sounds like a term that only some perverted sister complex person would use.

"Okay, okay, don't be sad. I'm just teasing you. Just call me Sister Shuang, little one."

The elder sister reached out and touched my little head again.

Hey, are you kidding me?

Gu, you still have the energy to tease me. Look, the elder sister is not angry after all.

"Woo, Sister Shuang, my name is Li Zhi!"

I also said my name in a very low voice.

"Well, Xiaolizhi, is there anything else?"

Sister Shuang responded quickly, as if she already knew my name.

Well, I have already promised her that I will be her little maid. Not only that, but I have even been brought to her house. What else can happen?

I'm doing this for the mission. Even if there are any difficulties, I can overcome them all!

But, uh, big sister, could you please stop staring at me like that?

Isn’t it true? I always feel like the big sister is always flirting with me.

Oh, and what happened today still feels so weird, as if my elder sister was waiting to catch me on purpose.

She seemed to know that I wasn't living well and had nothing good to eat, so she used this to tempt me.

But, I met the elder sister because I followed Long Aotian. How did she know that she could catch me?

I'm sure that I have never met the heroine's elder sister before.

I don't understand, but at least I'm sure of one thing.

The heroine's elder sister will never harm me. My intuition is super accurate. On the contrary, hehe, she seems to like me quite a lot.

Otherwise, why would she fall in love with a little girl like me at first sight and want me to be her little maid?

My eldest sister’s house should be very big.

The sister in black robe driving the car is the driver. Maybe there is also a housekeeper and other maid colleagues. Well, I don’t have to worry too much.

To my surprise, the car was parked next to an ordinary residential area. Although this place was quite secluded, it was not a luxurious residence.

Hmm, maybe I just don’t understand. Maybe, there is also a saying that ordinary families hire maids?

Um, like, the one in 'Miss Kobayashi's X-Maid'?

"We're home, little Lizhi. Be more casual. Soon, this will be your home too."

Sister Shuang took my hand and led me into the house.