The system always wants to send me to the heroine

It's only right to pamper and raise a child.

I don't have any bad intentions. That's right, I like the kind of beautiful queen with big, fierce and long legs!

Yeah, I couldn't help but nodded, confirming my thoughts.

I have to emphasize again that even if Xiao Yunyun is a beautiful girl, she is still too young for a macho man like me and not to my taste.

Just like frying a poached egg, you must fry the egg yolk completely. The half-cooked texture just doesn’t suit me!

I couldn't help but think about it again. Xiao Yunyun smiled at me with a little bit of pampering and indulgence, and I couldn't help but shrink my head again.

Inappropriate, perhaps?

After finishing breakfast, after countless psychological hints, I finally accepted the fact that my heroine had suddenly grown up.

Come on, this is the heroine. It’s no big deal if she grows up a little fast.

Hey, you said this world has no magical settings?

Guh, actually, it is possible, there is still a little bit. Haven't you heard that the judge Bao Gong who lived thousands of years ago could judge the living during the day and the dead at night, could open his third eye to judge ghosts, let the dead speak as testimonies, and solve the strange cases throughout the ages.

If it's true, doesn't it sound terrible!

Gum!

But Xiao Yunyun is definitely alive, just like now, and can still go shopping with me hand in hand.

"Xiao Lizhi, what are you looking at?"

Xiao Yunyun suddenly asked me the question, and I told her the truth without thinking.

"Look at Xiao Yunyun's shadow. Huh, Xiao Yunyun really has a shadow!" I pointed in surprise.

Xiao Yunyun: “…”

Chapter 32 Her Husband

The little guy really cares about it. He thinks he is some kind of ghost.

Wu Yuyun couldn't help but laugh a little.

The reason why she refused to explain was, of course, because she was afraid that the little guy would guess her identity.

There are some kung fu techniques in the martial arts world that can change one's body shape, such as the turtle breathing technique and the bone shrinking technique, but if you ask which kung fu technique can truly make one regain youth, no one knows, at least it does not exist in the minds of the people in the martial arts world.

Only their Wu family's immortality skill can be called "immortality", so if it is told to others, it may be associated with and guessed by those with ulterior motives.

Well, it seems that she was worrying too much. The little guy was timid and afraid of ghosts. How could he have such a clear mind?

"I'm sorry, I kept it from you before, Little Litchi."

Wu Yuyun reached out her hand solemnly and pressed the little guy's shoulder.

Now that you have decided to explain, you need to come up with a reason that can convince the little one.

Thus, with Wu Yuyun's deep sigh, a touching story was born: how she, who lived in a martial arts sect, practiced martial arts and became obsessed, turning into a loli; and how her enemies came to visit, and she was the only one in the entire sect who escaped in a hurry; and how she happened to pass by Qiyun on the way of escape and fainted in front of the Li Mansion.

Her emotions were revealed as she spoke. Wu Yuyun couldn't help but pull the little hand of the little girl in front of her and hold it. While touching her, she thanked the little girl for taking her home when she was weak.

It’s not that I want to take advantage of others, but the little guy’s reaction to my touch is so interesting.

Once you become shy, your little head will get hot and you will no longer consider the flaws in your words.

"Wooah, it's okay, it's okay!!"

Sure enough, as he got closer and closer, the little guy's eyes were spinning in circles, and he had no time to think about the loopholes in his words.

She's so cute. If we weren't walking down the street right now, I would really want to grab her in my arms and love her dearly.

Who made the little girl have no intention of resisting her actions? Wouldn't this make her want to take advantage of it even more?

A bold idea suddenly emerged in Wu Yuyun's mind.

Just imagine, just hugging for one night can stimulate your body to age a lot. If, if you are closer, or even kissing directly, would it be more effective?

At least it's worth a try, right?

Stop talking about the integrity of our country's criminal law. It has nothing to do with her.

The little guy was still lying next to him, completely unaware of his thoughts.

Alas, my little girl is too soft-hearted. She is a county magistrate after all. If it weren’t for my help, I always feel that anyone can bully her.

This is a shortcoming, but it is also what Wu Yuyun likes. Soft and cute loli are so good and easy to control. As long as they rely on her all the time, she will definitely wipe out anyone who dares to bully her loli.

Of course, it is easy for me to control him, and I believe others think the same way, otherwise this little guy would not have raised some subordinates who would undermine me and drain my servants.

You have to keep a close eye on it to prevent it from being snatched away by others.

As a result, the original picture of the two of them walking hand in hand on the street changed completely.

Although Wu Yuyun didn't say anything, she just held the little guy's arm and stared at him infatuatedly, which also had a unique flavor.

Well, who would have known that the heir to the world, Princess Wu, doesn't like beautiful women, nor handsome men, but only likes this silly and cute loli beside her.

He picked up a piece of freshly bought pastry and stuffed it into the little girl's mouth, not forgetting to raise his hand and gently wipe away the crumbs on the little girl's lips.

Seeing the two people walking on the street inexplicably entering into a subtle atmosphere, the female guard who followed them all the way felt a little dumbfounded.

My master has become increasingly unconcealed about his thoughts.

The master has just turned back into a girl, but she is already so clingy. I really don’t know what it would be like if she turned back to her former appearance.

But it seems that this person, who has been treated as a meal by his master, is completely unaware of it. His cheeks are bulging and he is happily being fed. He doesn't feel there is anything wrong at all.

Well, that's how it is. They move into their own home and call the shots, but the masters don't have any sense of responsibility at all.

Haha, the cold and aloof eldest princess, the eldest princess with an imperial temperament between her eyebrows, likes to stick to a stupid loli.

Forget it. She had gained a lot of experience during this trip out of the capital. As long as her master was happy, that was all that mattered.

Wu Yuyun was in a good mood throughout the journey. She could feel that nicknames like "stupid donkey" were rarely heard in Qiyun County anymore.

Those common people who recognized the little guy bowed to him, proving that his reputation among officials was gradually improving.

The little fellow also waved and greeted everyone one by one, without any official airs at all.

The good mood continued until a disgusting male voice sounded.

"Young lady, you are truly a beauty that can captivate the eyes of fish and geese. It is my lifelong fortune to meet you. I beg you to teach me in your name!"

Wu Yuyun frowned, meeting you is her misfortune.

How come this person is like a dog-skin plaster that sticks back no matter how hard you try to throw it?

Wu Yuyun was a little annoyed, but she didn't show it on her face.

"Sir, you are too ignorant of etiquette. My fiancé is right beside me. Why are you saying such reckless things?"

When these words were spoken, the four people present were stunned.

Not to mention Long Aotian, Song Linger, and the little guy, even the female guard on the wall almost couldn't help but fall down.

Fiancé, what the hell!!

Long Aotian was the first to come back to his senses, and then he noticed the shorty who was being held tightly by the girl in front of him.

Why is it him again?

Long Aotian was shocked at first, and then a deep anger surged into his heart.

You must know that his premonition at this time was unbiased and was pointing directly at the girl in front of him, just like the loli Xiao Yunyun before.

In Long Aotian's eyes, since fate had given his instructions, the treasure should belong to him. So why did his treasure fall into the hands of this incompetent person again and again?

I have never taken this person seriously. How could he dare to snatch the treasure from me?

"Excuse me, young lady. I have been friends with this brother Li for generations, but I have never heard that he has such an engagement! I hope you will be careful and don't give your sincere heart to the wrong person."

Long Aotian spoke sincerely, and seemed to be trying his best to consider the other party.

"Oh, it was Master Li who saved my little sister. I have no way to repay him, so I pledged my love to him. Why should I care about others knowing about it?"

Wu Yuyun said sarcastically, almost asking directly what it had to do with you.

The little guy finally reacted and looked at him anxiously, his big eyes full of confusion. He wanted to ask desperately how he became his fiancé.

Wu Yuyun quickly stopped him with her eyes.

If there are any problems, they can just talk about them slowly behind closed doors when they get home. Now she just wants to get rid of this shameless man once and for all.

Chapter 33 Family Affairs

Long Aotian considers himself a child of destiny, the center of public attention. Although he is the descendant of an official family, he has been very smart since childhood and has never relied on his father's influence. He passed the examination for students of higher learning at the age of ten, and when he was sixteen, he had become a "scholar", which means he had achieved fame.

In terms of talent, ten Li Zhi tied together are not as good as Long Aotian. In terms of ability, with Long Aotian's ability, he would not even look down on the position of a mere county magistrate, not to mention that it requires monetary transactions. In terms of luck, this ability to guide destiny, which is like the protagonist's, is something that even the current emperor cannot compare to.

He looked down on Li Zhi, but there was no need for him to do so. He was a natural excellence. If it weren't for the relationship through his father, he wouldn't have needed to know such a loser.

But it was such a loser who stood in the way of his good fortune time and time again.

How many times has this happened? If I count carefully, this is the fourth time that something that belongs to me has been snatched away by this insignificant person.

If his previous conclusion about the little Loli Xiao Yunyun was just that he 'needed' this Loli, then this time, Long Aotian realized that if he couldn't get the girl in front of him, he would regret it for the rest of his life.

Perhaps this is his destiny. Long Aotian has already seen all the beauties' hearts, and it seems that the passion of love at first sight has been rekindled.

"Miss, if I, Long Aotian, am not mistaken, your sister Xiao Yunyun was deceived by the man in front of you. It's my fault that I didn't keep her. Please don't believe his sweet words. Although he is the county magistrate, he is uneducated, greedy for pleasure, and licentious. He is not a good match for you!"

Wu Yuyun almost wanted to laugh out loud, but Long Aotian's direct gaze and the attitude that he treated her as his property made it impossible for her to laugh.

"Husband, do you know this man? Is he sick?"

Wu Yuyun no longer paid attention to Long Aotian. Instead, she bent down slightly and put her hands around the little guy's neck from behind.

But this tingling sound of "husband" made the little fellow completely lost.

"Uh, yeah, isn't it?"

Due to the height difference, Wu Yuyun had to put her own weight on the little girl when she was on top of her so that she could lower her head and whisper in her ear.

In front of Long Aotian, such intimate contact made the little guy unable to think, and he could only agree with himself stupidly.

"Sure enough, my husband also said the same thing. If he is not sick, why do people always make irresponsible remarks and keep making trouble about other people's family affairs?"

Wu Yuyun said coldly.

They got entangled in the street, which was very bold even for a couple. Long Aotian, who always prided himself on being a romantic and elegant man, had to give up the idea of ​​persuading them.

It was really an eyesore. Although he did not dare to compare himself to Pan An and Song Yu, he also thought that he was handsome and much better looking than this childish short guy. The person he fell in love with at first sight turned out to be a blind man. He really fell in love with this stupid county magistrate.

The two people in front of him were extremely clingy and left no room for Long Aotian to perform. It would be boring to watch them any further, so he flicked his sleeves and said goodbye.

"Brother Tian, ​​this woman actually said that Brother Aotian is sick. She is really uneducated and looks good on the outside but is rotten on the inside."

Song Linger hugged Long Aotian's arm and shook it, saying coquettishly.

She didn't know where this wild woman came from and wanted to snatch Brother Aotian from her, so she was extremely alert.

"No, she must have been bewitched by this guy for a while. Ha, this Li Zhi actually dared to agree with you. Since you sincerely want to oppose me, don't blame me for disregarding the friendship between our families."

Long Aotian laughed coldly, and at the same time secretly swore in his heart that he would never let this girl slip away from him again.

Long Aotian left, but Wu Yuyun was still clinging to the little guy like an oversized human-shaped pendant.

There's nothing wrong with this, right? When she was still a little girl named Xiao Yunyun, she would often stick to the little guy like this.

She hugged him with a clear conscience, totally ignoring the person who was dizzy.

"Wait, wait, Xiao Yunyun, what the hell is a husband? You know clearly that I am a loli... a girl!"

The little guy finally came back to his senses and said anxiously.

"Oh, so it's not my husband, it should be my wife, right?"

Wu Yuyun nodded in surprise, as if she suddenly remembered something.

She obviously hadn't had enough fun, because the little girl's blushing face was so funny.

Just now, she called him "husband" all the time, and acted like a little wife defending the little guy in front of outsiders. I guess the little guy will be very troubled for a while.

Well, that's it, a little bit of intimacy every day, boiling the frog in warm water, and when it's time to eat, the frog will no longer have the thought of resisting.

Right, my little lychee!

Wu Yuyun's eyes narrowed unconsciously as she looked at the little guy.

A loud slam of a door suddenly interrupted Wu Yuyun's thoughts.