The system always wants to send me to the heroine

No, you can't do that. There are so many people on the street now. If you are seen by everyone, you can't wash yourself clean even if you jump into the Yellow River.

Well, I'm talking about Xiao Yunyun's innocence. After all, I'm dressed as a man now, so there won't be rumors that someone would take advantage of me.

"Little Lizhi, I'm doing this for your own good."

Unfortunately, Xiao Yunyun seemed to see through me completely. She easily overcame my slight resistance and took me into her arms.

"Do you know how people outside view you? I am over 28 years old, hold a high position as a county magistrate, and I am not interested in women, and I don't want to receive matchmaker Xiao Lizhi?"

My face turned red. I am just a loli, so there is nothing I can do about these things!

"It's good that you understand. People outside are saying that you have no ability, or that you are just a traitor. No one calls you 'Stupid Donkey' anymore. I think your nickname will become 'Rabbit Lord' soon!"

Xiao Yunyun hugged me and smiled, and also touched my little face with her fingers.

Chapter 36 Calming Down

Rabbit God? Not only did he think I was gay, but he was also thinking I was gay. He was talking about the kind that was down there!

I found it a bit hard to accept, and for a moment I gave up the idea of ​​resisting. I let Xiao Yunyun hug me and ravage my little face.

So, Xiao Yunyun is actually helping me?

Well, although, if I really had a fiancée, it would indeed stop these rumors. Xiao Yunyun would live in my house openly, and no one would gossip about her.

"But, but, Xiao Yunyun, your reputation is the most important thing, okay!"

I reacted and said angrily.

I am a county magistrate and a man. What can others do to me if they gossip about me?

"As for me, if you feel sorry for me, why don't you just marry me?"

Xiao Yunyun blinked playfully and lowered her head to speak in my ear.

Wow, and still deliberately speaking in a slick way. Humph, Xiao Yunyun is really something. She is teasing me again.

Forget it, things have come to this point and there is nothing that can be done. She has already said it to Long Aotian.

I smacked my lips and stopped worrying about it.

If you can't figure something out, just put it aside. If you don't nourish your brain cells, you won't be able to stay smart.

I have also thought about it. If things really don't work out, I will be responsible for her. Xiao Yunyun is my mission target.

Gu, but Xiao Yunyun always likes to tease me, which is troublesome. She clearly knows that I am a loli, how can I marry her?

Do you know that if you say this too many times, I will take it seriously?

On the fingers.

Hey, wait a minute.

Could it be that, I mean maybe, Xiao Yunyun also likes girls, right?

The sudden thought scared me, and I couldn't help but curl up in her arms and secretly look up, observing Xiao Yunyun's expression.

Wow, this is not my narcissistic fantasy. Little Yunyun has grown up recently, but she has become even clingier than before. It would be fine if I wanted to hold her to sleep, but now she even calls me "husband" out loud.

Looking up and secretly glancing at Xiao Yunyun's profile, I slowly recalled what happened before.

Scenes that never made me think much before.

"Little Lizhi, are you afraid of me?"

It was Xiao Yunyun lying on my bed, smiling seductively;

"Little Litchi, am I so pretty?"

It was little Yunyun who suddenly grew up and blatantly seduced me.

I lowered my head in panic, not daring to look again.

Wow, this is terrible. It would be fine if I didn’t think about it, but the more I think about the past, the more I feel that she is deliberately trying to seduce the loli. What should I do?

Her love for me was the kind that she never concealed, but I just never noticed it.

If not, my husband would have said such words.

Gollum, although I have high intelligence, my emotional intelligence is really not that good, because I was originally a virgin at an older age.

When I picked her up, she was only that small, and I wanted to raise her as a baby.

While I was daydreaming, Xiao Yunyun obediently took my hand.

Perhaps because Xiao Yunyun saw that I approved of her behavior, she was satisfied and took me home in a daze.

After going out, I was teased again and I felt a little uneasy. My intuition told me that I should keep my distance first!

I quickly made an excuse to work overtime and turned around and plunged into the official documents of the county government.

Yes, that's right, my ostrich syndrome has come back again. Now, I just want to concentrate on marking papers and put aside all the things that I can't figure out!

There's nothing we can do about it.

When I thought that if what I guessed was true, Xiao Yunyun, who was with me day and night, had strange feelings towards me, it was really hard not to care.

Should I just lie down and accept it, or should I continue to make excuses?

Great! After scratching my head in annoyance, I found that it seemed that I couldn’t review this document file.

I simply opened the back door and went out from the hall alone.

Qiyun County is just a quiet little county town. There won't be as many shark demons as in Morioh Town. Even if there is no work for a few days, there won't be any problem.

So, I have to solve my own problem first.

I was staggering as I was shopping alone, and subconsciously came to the entrance of a nearby hotel.

I had brought Xiao Yunyun here before, but she rejected me angrily.

But I have eaten it casually in the yamen.

I felt guilty and was even too embarrassed to go home and eat with Xiao Yunyun.

The reason why I wandered into the hotel, uh, I roughly understood the moment I saw the proprietress.

The proprietress's surname is Hua, and as her name suggests, she is a widow in her twenties, but she is dressed beautifully and shows off her long legs, attracting men passing by to come in and have a few drinks.

Wow, there is no doubt that Sister Hua is indeed one of the most beautiful big sisters around here.

Even I, a loli, couldn't help but look at her long legs.

Wait, it's not that I want to come here to drink and have fun without telling Xiao Yunyun. Although the proprietress is sexy and beautiful, few people dare to tease her. Her brother is also helping in the kitchen here. Not only is he big and strong, but I heard that he is also a martial artist. He is the type that even three or five big men can't get close to him.

Well, so I’m not here to tease big sister.

The reason I came here was just because I was greedy and wanted to buy a bowl of sweet wine.

Sweet wine is not wine, but it is sweet and can make you drunk if you drink too much. It is quite suitable for people like me who can't drink. It's just right to bring it back and drink it with Xiao Yunyun.

Really, I don’t want to calm down by looking at the big sister’s long legs!

"Oh, isn't this the county magistrate, Lord Li? What a rare guest! Come in quickly, don't stand at the door!"

I was careful enough, but I was still recognized by the sharp-eyed proprietress.

The proprietress had a very sweet voice, and a pair of peach blossom eyes that seemed full of affection. Before she even came close, I felt myself soften.

Gulp, it's over. Compared to beautiful girls like Xiao Yunyun, my resistance to beautiful ladies seems to be even lower?

"Wow, that's alright, Shopkeeper Hua. I, I just came to buy a bowl of sweet wine. My family is still waiting, so I won't stay any longer."

I waved my hands repeatedly, afraid that the blush on my face would be noticed.

"Sweet wine? It's not difficult. County magistrate, take a rest first. I'll have someone prepare it for you."

Shopkeeper Hua came over with a smile on her face and personally brought me a bowl of bayberry soup.

Well, I, as the county magistrate, am quite popular. This is called sharing happiness with the people. Yeah, that's right.

I thanked her quickly and took it with my hands in a panic. I felt that Sister Hua seemed to touch the back of my hand.

Wow, this kind of lecherous behavior is usually used by hooligans to tease girls. This, this must have been an accidental encounter!

I quickly lowered my head and drank so much that my little face was completely covered.

Unfortunately, my little ears, which had already turned red and purple, were still discovered by Sister Hua.

"Look at you, drink slowly. If you like, just sit here for a while. I have everything you need, even if you want eight or ten bowls."

Chapter 37 My Great Wisdom

The elder sister’s warm hospitality already made me a little uneasy, and when I heard there was more, I was so scared that I waved my hands repeatedly.

"No, no, Sister Hua, you are too polite. There is really no need to spend so much money!"

Sister Hua just giggled, her pair of peach blossom eyes were like hooks, making it impossible to escape from them.

"Sir, what's the big deal about just a few worthless drinks? If you're willing, I'm willing to give you more. But I don't know if you're willing?"

Sister Hua’s lips are almost touching my ears.

Wow, that's really a profound statement, 'something else', 'willing to give it to me' and so on.

I, I was totally unprepared!

Not to mention that she suddenly changed her way of addressing him as "official". Well, besides meaning an official, doesn't "official" also mean husband?

Well, so bold, no wonder men like to go to Sister Hua.

Gulu, but I'm not afraid, I'm an adult, and I'm not the kind of x-incompetent male protagonist that you see in Japanese comics. This kind of thing is very common in the adult world, right?

"Haha, not bad, this adorable shy look. I hate those men who buzz around me like flies smelling something. If I say a few more words to those lecherous men, they will no longer be able to think with their brains. They can't wait to pounce on me and touch me. Haha, although I only need to let them order the most expensive food and wine to make me happy, I can naturally make a lot of money. If I encounter those who are blind, there are men in the kitchen to deal with them. But I, sister, always feel very empty inside."

Wow, this is not a hint at all, it is an explicit statement, a very explicit statement!

Since I am not one of those lecherous men, then I am the one who can solve her inner emptiness!

Sometimes, saying things too clearly is not beautiful. No one thinks that they can get a date by simply saying "I want to fuck you", right?

It's just like this, when he only says half of the words but people can understand them clearly, that makes my heart beat wildly.

"I would flirt with men like that, but I would never invite them like that. Sir, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Hehe, every time you pass by my shop, you would quietly cover your eyes and peek at me, right?"

Woo, woo, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to faint. This big sister is so close to me and she has me completely under her control. There is no room for me to refuse.

I don't need to look to know that my face is now red all the way to my ears and I don't have the courage to look up.

Just like that, I was picked up by the big sister and brought upstairs. Hmm, okay, it doesn’t seem so bad, right?

No, no, I am just a reserved loli, a conservative loli!

But it seems like this is a matter of mutual consent?

Wow, what should I do? I can't think at all!

As she watched me gradually emit steam, the elder sister's smile became more and more charming.

"Although you have solved countless cases, you have never been involved in sex. As for me, I like young people like you who are young and innocent the most!"

As I felt the breath, a hand suddenly stroked my face.

"No, no, no, no, Sister Hua, I'm in a hurry to go home today, my family is waiting anxiously!"

At this moment, I finally turned on the phone and spoke without stuttering.

Sister Hua was very surprised. In her eyes, I should have been captured by her charm.

Yes, I was captured, just by a little bit!

If I hadn't suddenly realized it, I would not be a young man.

I'm just a loli.

If it were exposed, it would not just be a matter of deceiving the elder sister alone. If she was used by someone with ulterior motives, it would be a heinous crime of deceiving the emperor.

To put it simply, Sister Hua is a widow who has had lovers before. From the words she used to seduce me, it doesn't seem like she would be interested in girls at all.

Ah, I was almost there, just a little bit away from losing control of myself.

Beauty can mislead people, and beautiful older sisters can be even more misleading.

The shy look faded away, and I was just sweating profusely from shock, without any shameful thoughts anymore.

My reaction was also seen by Sister Hua, and she shook her head regretfully.

The fish had already escaped from the net, although she didn't know why the county magistrate suddenly became nervous.