The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Sister Hua's peach blossom eyes were full of affection, and she actually reached out and touched my little face.

"Wow, in my eyes, Sister Hua is like my own sister. I don't have a sister, so I just want a big sister who can make delicious sweet wine, really..."

My legs are almost weak. Sister Hua's seductive look makes me lose some rationality every time I see her.

Shopkeeper Hua laughed, but unlike the sinister Lord He, it was a soft chuckle.

"Really, sir? Don't lie to me. Your vagina is beating really hard."

As she spoke, she touched my chest. I had a flat body, so she didn't notice any flaws at all.

I was lying, but she knew it, and she particularly enjoyed seeing me looking shy and helpless.

Fortunately, Sister Hua was a woman who knew how to advance and retreat. She saw that I was really embarrassed, so I left in a hurry at the cost of just being pinched on the face by her.

Woohoo, if this happens a few more times, I will really be completely conquered, but I have Xiao Yunyun, so I won’t be attracted by anyone else.

I am so stupid, really, I actually believed Lord He’s brilliant plan!

How could I have completely forgotten that, except for Xiao Yunyun, I am not a loli in the eyes of others, but a beautiful boy in his eyes, the first choice target of the female thief who picks grass!

No wonder he looked at me with such a sinister smile, he had completely set me up.

Uh, he wants to catch a big fish, so I became his bait?

To flirt with an older sister like Shopkeeper Hua was the task that Lord He gave me. He said that even if I couldn't flirt with all the pretty older sisters in Qiyun County, I had to act like a handsome and elegant young man.

Only in this way will I be noticed by the flower-stealing thief, and he can use me to hook the fish.

It's really similar to the scene in a certain animation, where a loli is hung on a tree as bait or something. Is there really anyone who would fall for such a stupid trap!

"Oh, sorry, my dear little brother."

I was complaining so much in my heart that I didn't notice the person coming towards me and was hit hard.

"Oh, I'm sorry!"

I quickly bent down to apologize, but when I looked up, the person had already left. He just turned around the corner and gave me a charming smile.

Hey, why do I find a man's smile so attractive? Gosh, is it because I've seen too much today and I'm a little numb?

I scratched my head and slowly realized something was wrong.

Did this guy touch me just now?

Judging from his clothes, this man is clearly a man dressed in a scholar's long gown, but, but the feeling when I bumped into his arms just now was clearly that of a woman!

Well, and her voice is so nice.

There is no doubt about it, she is a woman, a very tall older sister, with a chest so soft that even the cloth strips cannot cover it up!

I suddenly reacted and wanted to call for help, but when the words came to my lips, I swallowed them back.

No wonder she has never been caught after committing dozens of crimes. Sister Caicao actually dresses up as a man and walks around in society!

Yes, that's right. She used her feminine scholar's appearance to get close to the victims, scout the area, and identify the beautiful boy she liked. Then, at night, she hid the scholar's long gown nearby, and committed the crime with her face masked and naked, leaving no trace. Afterwards, she changed back into men's clothing and disappeared perfectly at the scene, so that even the captain of the police, who was highly skilled in martial arts, could not find him.

"Why don't you leave?"

Lord He, who had been following me all the way, spoke behind me.

"Woo, Lord He, are the soldiers you brought enough? I, I'm a little scared!"

I asked quickly.

The grass-picking thief really has her eyes on me, but if the people brought by Lord He fail to catch her and she sneaks into my house, then my secret of disguising myself as a man will be exposed!

She wouldn't have any thoughts about Loli, right?

"Hmph, don't worry, the yamen runners in the prefecture are no different from the good-for-nothings in your county yamen!"

Lord He patted his chest and made the promise again.

"I, I think I saw her! And I talked to her!"

I expressed my conclusion in a trembling voice.

Chapter 47: The Bait is Hard to Be

"Really? So bold, so exciting?"

I don't know what part of my reasoning just now touched Mr. He's nerves, but he started smiling evilly again.

"In that case, I will be able to feast my eyes tonight. Li Zhi, tell me, how did you infer that this ladder was the cause of the crime?"

Gosh, men are all interested in such sexy topics.

"It's very simple. Since all the victims said that the other party was a woman with a good figure, they must have seen the other party's body. But no one said that the other party was wearing an eye-catching men's long gown. Then, of course, the only possibility that can be thought of is that the crime was committed naked, right?"

I tilted my head, somewhat confused.

The Tongpan is a colleague of the prefect, in charge of the criminal justice litigation of the prefecture, and has been in office for many years. Logically speaking, he should be the most proficient in reasoning, right?

"Well, that makes sense, very much so. Li Zhi, you must behave well tonight. I will keep you safe. On the contrary, you will be very grateful to me and you will get a great deal!"

Wow, even though he promised me that, I still felt a little uneasy.

The reason is simple. This person is so eager to handle the case. On the surface, it is to make meritorious service, but I always feel that there is a deeper reason.

Think about it, arresting criminals is one's duty, but how much merit is there to be praised? It would be better to say that if you can't even catch a thief, what's the point of having you as a judge?

Gu, I have heard that in ancient times, some people were unkind officials and often took advantage of their duties to satisfy their own selfish desires, whether it was money, beauty, or other perverted hobbies.

"Well, Master He, how should I cooperate with you tonight?"

I was secretly on guard in my heart and continued to ask in a low voice.

"Ha, relax, just play your best. After you have calmed down that female thief, I will descend from the sky when she is in ecstasy. It will be easy to capture her!"

He described it as if he had seen it with his own eyes, and Lord He even snorted softly.

"My soul is flying into the sky, floating in the air?"

I repeated it silently twice before I realized its meaning.

"No, I won't! I will die, I will die!"

I am about to cry. It turns out that the bait has to be put into the fish's mouth and eaten by it, only in this way can the fish be caught!

From the sound of his voice, it seemed that he was actually interested in watching the short film I starred in. Oh no, in this era, it’s called a live pornographic movie?

Absolutely not, I absolutely don't want to!

It turned out to be true, this He Tongpan did have some strange quirks.

"It's okay, it's okay. All of the dead died because they were exhausted all night. Li Zhi, even though you are just a baby, you won't die in half an hour, right?"

He Tongpan didn't care at all. He was very excited and had no intention of letting me go.

Half an hour? He, he was planning to watch it for an hour?

I was terrified. Pan He looked at me shrinking back and his face changed color in an instant.

"Why, you are just a small county magistrate, do you still want to disobey my order?"

If the negotiation fails, he will use threats. As the saying goes, a higher-ranking official can crush a person. He is a sixth-rank Tongpan, and I am a seventh-rank county magistrate. I really cannot afford to offend him.

What's more, his men were watching him closely from behind, and some even cooperated with their master and reached out to touch the scabbard.

I bit my lip and had no choice but to nod and remain silent.

Just promise him first and then think of a solution when the time comes.

But it's still weird, so weird.

Why do I have to go to such lengths to act as bait? Is it necessary to catch this kind of criminal red-handed in order to catch him?

I stopped talking, and he took it as my tacit agreement. He kept praising me for being smart, and immediately turned into his previous smiling face.

He patted me on the back and started chatting with me about women.

"Mr. Li, you are in charge of prison administration, but you don't know the wonderful taste of it. I really can't agree with you. You must know that women..."

I kept hearing dirty words and my scalp felt numb. It was a terrible feeling.

Unfortunately, my silence did not make him think that I was not interested and stop describing. Instead, he became happy and even talked about his own tastes, and the target of his conversation was the female prisoners in prison.

He never did it himself, but he enjoyed it.

From his few words, I slowly sorted out my doubts.

I felt like vomiting. The person in front of me was worse and dirtier than I had imagined.

If Cao Cao liked married young women, then the magistrate in front of him liked women who had violated the criminal law.

As long as the case could be implicated, he would convict the women of adultery, and then have them caned and punished with other penalties in public.

This is where his interest lies.

If he was convicted and thrown into prison, I didn't dare to think too much about the darker things that would happen. I had gradually become clear about one thing: this man was pursuing the female thief undoubtedly for his own weird sexual interests.

I knew it. He definitely doesn't look like a judge who is keen on solving cases. When it comes to reasoning about cases, he might even be worse than a loli like me.

But he was so concerned about the grass-picking thief case that he even chased Qiyun.

He has already treated the female thief who could kill the young man as his toy!

As night fell, I lay in bed, tossing and turning for an indeterminate amount of time.

At this moment, eight experts from the provincial government brought by He Tongpan have ambushed on the roof of my house. Even Lu Tongpan himself is probably hiding in some corner watching me.

There is no doubt that this has become a major crisis, but no matter how hard I try, I still don't know how to break the impasse.

Lord He escorted me straight back home and didn't allow me to go out. His elite men also kept a close eye on me.

I had no chance to tip off or ask for help.

Ah, if I keep waiting like this, I'm going to have to perform a short movie with the grass-picking thief sister. Not to mention, if I reveal that I'm just a loli, what unpredictable changes will happen.

What should I do? I’m obviously very smart, I need to come up with a good idea quickly!

I knocked my head hurriedly, but apart from a slight headache, I couldn't think of anything.

Li Badou also became a Buddha this morning. Woohoo, I was so afraid of ghosts before, but now I really hope he can show up and save me!

I remember someone said that ghosts are not scary, people are scary. Now I think I understand it a little bit.

"Xiao Yunyun, where are you..."

I hugged the small quilt and couldn't help but mutter to myself.

I hope Xiao Yunyun is by my side so that she can give me advice and resolve this situation. But I also hope that Xiao Yunyun is not around, so that I won't be noticed by the perverted Lord He and be accused of some strange crime.

Chapter 48: The Hook

Before I knew it, as I was shaking restlessly, time had gradually come to late at night.

I couldn't think of any good ideas, so I lay down on the bed with my mind almost blank.

I haven't given up. I'm just, um, praying that the grass-picking thief won't come. It's such an obvious trap, right?

In fact, if you think about it, I might be quite comfortable lying in bed, as the quilt is so warm, while those "gentlemen on the beam" have to stay outside the house blowing in the cold wind all night.

Although, it may also be because I slept with my clothes on and secretly wore five pairs of panties which was a bit too stuffy.

But when I think about the next fishing action, I don't feel comfortable at all. Even if the fish is hooked, the beneficiary is the fisherman, what does it have to do with the bait!

Guh, the crisis is imminent, and I am still thinking about these insignificant things. Is it really okay?

Suddenly, shouts and the sound of fighting were heard outside the house.

I was not afraid at all. Instead, I was so happy that I almost shouted.

There was a change in the plan, and it was a big change. For some reason, the female thief didn't even enter the house to take a bite of my little bait, but she started fighting with them?

Well, there is absolutely no way that someone came to rescue me.

Please, I didn’t even have a chance to ask for help, who would come to save me! Zhang Long and the others in the yamen all thought that I had gone to carry out a mission with my superiors, so even if they knew, they might not come.

My servants were also driven out of the house early by Lord He on the grounds that they were hindering their mission. After all, he couldn't let the female thief who was gathering grass be alarmed in advance.

There was movement on the beams, and I seemed to see several dark figures rushing out of my room.

The sounds of fighting outside the house became more intense.

Oh, oh, this female thief is quite powerful. Are all the people brought by Lord He going to attack together?

Although it is said that people will not mind things that do not concern them, but at the moment, I am the one who really enjoys watching the fun.