The system always wants to send me to the heroine

There's no need to rush for things like this, just skip it, skip it, and protect your brain cells.

During lunch break, I went to the store to buy some bread to eat alone, and never considered eating in the crappy cafeteria again.

There's no way. I'm just a mature loli. I'm not interested in the topics that junior high school girls like, such as gossip about teachers and students, music, and celebrities.

Naturally, she could not fit into their small group and became a lonely loli.

The only topic that piqued my interest was, of course, the news about magical girls. I heard from a student that the miserable appearance of the magical girls seemed to have been witnessed by someone and posted on the forum, which sparked a discussion about its authenticity.

Hehe, this is all done by me, Li Zhi. This is just the tip of the iceberg of my ability.

When I walked to the classroom door, I saw a familiar figure looking inside.

Isn't that little girl Lily?

Finally she's here, she's the one I've been waiting for.

Although Lily, a senior from the high school department, has a baby face, she is also an exquisite and cute little princess-like girl. With her exotic white hair, she immediately attracted many starry eyes from the fans.

If she hadn't looked so anxious at the moment, I'm afraid a little girl would have come up to her and begged her for a meeting, right?

Hmm, I think this little girl was probably so angry about what happened in the morning that she had a breakdown. She was crying and making a fuss, so pitiful.

"Lily, are you looking for me?"

I quickly waved at her.

The little girl's eyes lit up and she quickly took me aside.

"Zhizhi, we have encountered the Witch of Touch again. My elder sister asked me to ask you to come over. Please, help us!"

Lily clasped her hands together, her eyes sparkling with sincere tears, unable to bear being rejected.

Hey, that's what I've been waiting for you to say. It would have been better if you had done this earlier.

The image that I define for myself in my mind is that of a military advisor with a feather fan and a green turban. Zhuge Liang needed to invite him three times, but I, Li Zhi, only need to invite him once!

Chapter 8: Li Zhi the Wise

It was still the same conference room as before, and I stuck my head out to observe first.

Sister Jing Qingyan put her hand on her cheek, as if she was thinking about something. Long Tiantian clenched his fists, his face was ferocious, as if he was angry or regretful.

As the culprit, I naturally felt a little guilty, especially since the soft feeling from that morning seemed to still remain on my hands. I didn't dare to meet the elder sister's eyes.

Lily had already given me a rough description of the morning's disastrous defeat on the way, so there was no need for me to play dumb and ask again.

"Zhizhi, tell me, why is the witch so powerful? Is the gap between me and her really that huge?"

As the first person to be killed instantly, Long Tiantian's unwillingness and anger were beyond words.

That’s right, it’s a good thing to know that you are weak, because knowing shame will lead to courage.

"Of course. The source of witches' power is the possession of the evil god. If you directly obtain the evil god's power, it is naturally higher than you who have obtained the magic fragments and turned into a magical girl."

"Magic fragments?"

Lily, a magical girl, was stunned and said she knew nothing about it.

She always thought it was the result of making a wish on a shooting star.

"Well, this world is being invaded by evil gods. However, there are no gods in this world, and we cannot get the protection of gods. In order to protect itself, the will of the world condensed the magic power into fragments. By chance, it chose you as the savior of the world!"

With a serious look on my face, I told the girl in front of me the information about the world that I had obtained, as if reciting a book.

Although it was just information, hearing for the first time that their power came from a gift from the world was enough to surprise these young magical girls for a long time.

I silently observed everyone's expressions. Tiantian and Lily were of course the first to appear, but even the older sister was looking at me intently, tapping her fingers on the table, thinking over what I was saying.

Hey, you’ve managed to maintain your image as a wise man, right?

"That's right. You are all magical girls chosen by the world. You all have the qualifications to save the world. Even if your power is not as strong as that of a witch right now, as long as you are trained and discovered, there is still room for improvement!"

Yeah, first give a blow, then offer encouragement, it feels a bit like the relationship between teacher and student.

Could it be that I am suitable to be a teacher?

Seeing Long Tiantian suddenly come to his senses and change from an unwilling look to one of joy, I couldn't help but feel very relieved.

"That's it. The world is in crisis. You are the only ones who can save it, girls!"

It's a bit embarrassing to say this, but I can't care less about it.

"Zhizhi, no, Master Li, please teach us, teach us how to become stronger and defeat the witch!"

The hot-blooded Long Tiantian stood up excitedly. She was really ashamed of her defeat.

My eyes slowly swept over the other two people. Lily quickly agreed with Long Tiantian, and the older sister also nodded at me.

"Hey, magical girls, you've all seen the Witch of Touch, right? Let me ask you, what impression or opinion do you have of witches?"

I continued to ask questions like a teacher.

"Strong, terrifyingly strong!"

Long Tiantian clenched his fist and gave a very conflicted answer that I thought was a perfect answer.

"Woo, she's very horny, she's the horniest person in the world!"

Lily blurted out as she recalled her elder sister's tragic experience.

Zero points! Zero points for the answer!

I'm not that perverted. I just got spanked. I've already restrained myself.

Hmm, I feel like someone is pointing at my nose and scolding me, but I absolutely cannot refute it!

"Haha, I feel like he's a very interesting little guy."

The elder sister's eyes darkened, with an emotion that I couldn't understand surging in them.

Wow, okay, okay, it’s...interesting, right?

I felt a chill down my spine, but it was because I spanked my elder sister with my own hands, so it was only natural that she would resent me.

Since I'm a villain, I'm aware that I'll be hated by the protagonists.

"The witch's magic power comes from the evil god. She is the catalyst for the evil god in the outer world to touch this world. However, the spirit of an ordinary person cannot support the possession of the evil god. The witch herself has actually fallen into madness a long time ago. She can no longer be speculated and inferred by common sense, which is why she does those weird things to everyone. In fact, she is also a very pitiful person."

Let's put things one way or another. It doesn't prevent me from educating them while clearing myself up a little.

Uh, I didn't mean to be lewd, really!

It took some time, but the magical girls finally understood the responsibility on their shoulders and realized that saving the world was not just a game.

Then, I warned the magical girls that although there aren’t other witches now, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any. They must train themselves and make themselves stronger while there is still time.

At this time, Lily also turned into a hundred thousand questions, such as if the evil god is so powerful, why doesn't he destroy the world himself, I'm just a little loli, how can I know everything, blah blah.

Wow, it's really a tiring job to impart knowledge of the world view to her, not to mention that the image of myself is all made up by me.

Fortunately, I was smart and resourceful, and attributed the source of my knowledge to the will of the world, saying that I did not have the qualifications to be a magical girl to save the world, and could only pass on the knowledge given by the world to everyone.

After a round of questions and answers, I was finally able to completely convince this group of difficult magical girls. Even Big Sister Jing Qingyan, who had been observing me, had no objection at all.

She is actually a cold older sister. Although she will smile at all the girls who greet her, she does not express any further interest to anyone, which makes countless beautiful girls who come to seek marriage opportunities sigh.

Even Lily and Tiantian, who are close to her, have not been able to conquer the big sister's heart.

From then on, I officially became a member of the magical girls and successfully infiltrated the protagonist group!

Sister Jing Qingyan also rubbed my head and solemnly told me that if I encountered any danger, I should leave it to them and never force myself. If any students bullied me, I could bypass the teacher and go directly to her.

Big sister’s cell phone number, get it.

This is a form of protection for me, and a way of taking me under your wing.

I was so happy that I had to pay more attention to my work.

"Most of the Witch of Touch's strength comes from her tentacles. If you want to defeat the Witch of Touch, you must first break her tentacles. Otherwise, you will be defeated in one blow like Long Tiantian, and you will never have a chance to hurt her at all!"

I continue to teach everyone and continue to teach students the key points to defeat the teacher.

The bitter Long Tiantian could only grit his teeth and nod, and even Sister Qing agreed with what I said.

This is also her distress. When she fights against me, she has no way to break through the defense of my tentacles.

Honestly speaking, I don't know how to defeat myself, but I know that force can defeat skill. As long as I am strong enough, there is no need to fear these things.

As for the training method, I already have an idea.

Chapter 9: Girl in Training

Two days later, not far from the school, on a deserted hill.

In a specially made cage, a hapless octapoid sea monster had seven of its tentacles cut off and grilled, and its body was tightly fixed in the ultra-small cage. The sea monster was unable to think or make precise movements, and could only wave its only tentacle monotonously but powerfully.

Well, this sea monster that "appeared by chance" and was captured was naturally the practice object that the magical girls prepared for Long Tiantian and Lily under my instructions.

"Listen carefully. Although the regeneration ability of the seven tentacles of this sea demon has been destroyed and it can no longer shoot magic beams, this thing is not a living thing in essence. Even if there is only one tentacle left, as long as the core is not destroyed, it can still swing the most powerful attack, and it has the ability to regenerate infinitely. It is perfect for using it to simulate the attack mode of the Witch of Touch."

I stretched out my hand and pointed at the sea monster that was limp in the cage, with only a large tentacle stretched out.

Believe it or not, this is the first time I know that the tentacles of this octopus sea monster taste like grilled octopus.

If I hadn't insisted on not eating it raw, my elder sister would even have wanted to make it into sashimi.

After all, it could be poisonous.

But now it seems to taste good. Do you want to try other ways of eating it?

Unlimited refills of octopus balls, generous portions of octopus sushi and more, wow, have I discovered a way to make money?

"As for how much force it can exert, it depends purely on how much magic power you use to stimulate it, Lily."

I pointed with my eyes, signaling her to come on.

Lily was also a little curious, so she obediently took out her magic wand, shouted "shoot" loudly, and shot out her gorgeous stars.

The tentacles that were lying soft on the ground suddenly stood up and slapped Long Tiantian, who was standing there in a daze and was completely unprepared, flattened.

Long Tiantian: "Why me again?"

"Eh, I'm sorry Tiantian, hold on, I'll treat you right away!"

Lily was frightened and thought she was in trouble, so she quickly lay down beside Long Tiantian and began to heal her wounds.

"See, this not only trains Long Tiantian, but also Lily, killing two birds with one stone."

I stood aside and watched with great satisfaction.

As long as Long Tiantian is unable to withstand the head-on attack of the tentacles, he will not be able to help his elder sister.

"Ah, damn it, the magic cross! Expand!"

"Break it for me! Magical sword, cut it!! Slow down, broken tentacle, wooooah..."

Although Long Tiantian was a little green, fortunately he was energetic and full of momentum. He was beaten down time and time again, but he also grew up through repeated confrontations.

"It's indeed a good idea, but I don't know if there is any training suitable for me, Xiao Lizhi?"

The older sister who was watching with me touched my head and asked with a smile.

A training method suitable for older sisters...

My cheeks were bulging from eating the grilled octopus, and I didn't think much about it. I subconsciously rubbed my head on the warm palms.

Then, we were all stunned at the same time.

Woo ah, what am I doing? I'm like a puppy, acting like a spoiled brat to a big sister whom I've only met a few times!

"Yes, I'm sorry, I, I haven't thought of a training method suitable for big sister yet!"

Changing the subject is generally the most effective method.

The elder sister just smiled, as if she forgave my offense, and naturally withdrew her hand.

"Well, it doesn't matter. I also know that the best way for me to improve myself is probably to fight the Witch of Touch again..."

The elder sister was very considerate of my face and followed my words to discuss training with me.

This is my first time talking to an older sister alone, and I feel a little nervous.

"Uh, but, big sister, you can't beat her. If you can't beat her, won't you... Gulu?"

I braked in time, but my face couldn't help but turn red again.

What am I saying? Stop thinking about weird things all the time. It’s true that I’m a villain, but not a lewd loli. Stop thinking about big sister’s butt.