The system always wants to send me to the heroine

Anyway, she must know that I can only do it with adult loli.

"Um, where is Sister Ran?"

I looked up and asked casually.

"Oh, don't mention it. She has a childhood sweetheart who's handsome and wants to date her. It's boring."

Shu Yuntao clapped her hands on the table and didn't want to say more.

"Huh? Oh..."

I just finished talking to my elder sister while hugging her, but I didn’t expect to hear such news. My mood, which had just been taking off, instantly fell to the bottom again.

My mood was written on my face. Shu Yuntao saw it, but this time she just smiled and didn't say anything.

"Alas, after all, my sister is not the same kind of person as us. When she found out that I like women, she refused to sleep in the same bed with me."

Although she seemed unhappy and covered her face, Shu Yuntao was secretly hiding a malicious smile on her face.

"Huh, huh?"

I was stunned for a few seconds and couldn't help but exclaim.

Shu Yuntao is telling me that she is also a nymphomaniac, and also, Sister Ran is different from us?

I felt even more bitter in my heart, and silently brought out the meal that was originally prepared for my elder sister from the kitchen. I heard Shu Yuntao eating it noisily, but I felt like chewing wax was the only taste in my mouth.

After all, this was another revelation from someone close to Sister Ran, so how could I still doubt it? Like Sister Zi, the information she provided showed that the elder sister did not like girls.

"What are you daydreaming about? Come and eat, little Li Zhi."

Seeing me picking at the rice in the bowl, as if counting each grain, Shu Yuntao waved her hand in front of my eyes.

Shu Yuntao's hands are as beautiful as her older sister's, and she also has manicures.

I looked up at her, she smiled at me friendly and continued to eat with her head down.

Wow, she is Sister Ran’s cousin, and I’m not that familiar with her. I secretly like her sister or something, so of course I’m too embarrassed to tell her, right?

She openly told me that she likes girls.

"Um, how can you tell that big sister is different from us, and how can you tell, I, I, Gudu."

That's not right. Why should I be so nervous? I am fine, but, but I don't necessarily have to like Sister Ran. There's no need to be so timid!

I finally found a topic to talk about, but I was very dissatisfied with my stuttering.

Shu Yuntao smiled slyly, revealing two little fangs.

"It's so easy, baby, it's written all over your face."

"Eh?"

I was so scared that I quickly wiped my face. If it was true, I couldn't let Sister Ran see it. It would be so embarrassing.

"Pfft, that's not what I meant. Oh, I think you don't understand at all."

Shu Yuntao smiled again and tapped me gently with her finger.

"How about this? If you want to understand, come with me to a nice place after dinner and I'll teach you."

For some unknown reason, I nodded and agreed.

Perhaps, I really wanted to have the ability to identify people of my own kind, or perhaps I was bewitched by Shu Yuntao's charming peach blossom eyes. I had clearly promised my elder sister that I would wait for her obediently at home, so I clearly shouldn't run around with someone I met for the first time.

At this point, I clearly know Sister Ran's sexual orientation, so what's the use of having the ability to identify her?

Maybe he just didn't want to appear too obedient in front of his elder sister.

Humph, she is not related to me anyway, why should she be so obedient.

After the meal, I watched Shu Yuntao touch up her makeup with the little tool she carried with her and put on mature red lips, making her already charming face even more enchanting.

Seeing that I was standing there in a daze, she glanced at me.

Shu Yuntao and Sister Ran do look somewhat similar. After all, they are related by blood. Both sisters are beauties, and the eldest sister’s genes are really excellent.

But after all, Shu Yuntao is still a little young, and her maturity is all pretended. She is not as good as Sister Ran who is not wearing any makeup. She only needs to sit and stare at me, with her long legs slightly crossed up and down, to give off the temperament of a strong and domineering sister, which makes me dare not disobey.

Of course, this may also be a matter of my preference. I like Sister Ran, so naturally I think Sister Ran is better than anyone else.

Unfortunately, Sister Ran doesn’t like me.

I lowered my head in disappointment, not being attracted by Shu Yuntao's charm at all.

Sister Xiaoyu and the others are right, it’s really painful to fall in love with a straight girl.

But Shu Yuntao didn't care about my distraction at all. Just like she had put her arm around my waist when we first met, she now directly grabbed my arm and pulled me towards her.

"Let's go, Xiao Lizhi. Come to think of it, I went to that place with my cousin a few nights ago. Haha, I was heartbroken that day, so I took her out for a big drink and she couldn't even drive home."

"Lovelorn?"

"Oh, it's my ex-girlfriend. That girl made promises to me when we were together, but she found another man and dumped me. What bad luck! I won't mention her. Little Li Zhi, the more handsome a man is, the more likely he is to cheat on a girl. Don't believe their lies."

I thought about Long Aotian and quickly nodded in agreement.

While thinking about my elder sister, I listened to Shu Yuntao chattering in my ear. When the taxi arrived, I found this place somewhat familiar.

Well, it seems that it is near the hotel where I met the heroine’s elder sister and was moaning and ahing.

This is not the point. The point is that I just realized it and had a big drink or something. The place Shu Yuntao wanted to take me to was probably not a bar.

I quickly asked her for confirmation and got a positive answer from her.

"Yes, it's a bar, a lace bar."

My head suddenly became even more dizzy.

Is it really possible for a loli like me to come to a place like this?

Okay, it’s nothing. As a mature loli who’s 30 years old at heart, this little thing, well, is nothing!

You know what, I’ve been to even stranger places. In my previous life, during the days after the college entrance examination, a few of my buddies urged me to go to Nantong Bar.

"Philosophy♂" was very popular at that time, and the friends around me were all at the age of playing, so I just found a place like this, saying that I wanted to experience it.

Therefore, the image of two shirtless muscular men performing a philosophical dance on the stage amidst the extremely loud music was deeply imprinted in my memory, and I have never been to that place again in my life.

Sure enough, I do like girls.

But, goooo, lace, of course it's different, right?

There would definitely be no philosophical dance. Even though I was feeling uneasy, I still went in because Shu Yuntao was leading me.

Chapter 22 Radar

However, the atmosphere of this bar was not what I had imagined. There was no loud music, no stage performances, and the guests were just drinking and chatting.

The prices of drinks are not too outrageous. A dozen beers cost about 200 yuan, which is an acceptable price.

However, the key point is that you can also order sisters to accompany you for drinking. Of course, it is a serious business. They can only accompany customers to drink and cannot do anything else. It costs 500 yuan to hire a sister for an hour.

"Xiao Lizhi, who do you like? I'll treat you!"

Shu Yuntao asked me with the tone of an experienced client, facing a row of young ladies in front of her.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Even though I knew I was just accompanying her to drink, it still gave me a strange sense of déjà vu.

According to the madam, no, it was the person in charge of reception, these young ladies are divided into three categories. Those who dress in a more neutral and masculine style are called handsome t, those who dress more prettily are called beautiful p, and the rest are straight women who accompany ordinary guests.

So I looked around and couldn't make any choice, which made Shu Yuntao laugh at me again, and she said it didn't matter if I ordered a few more.

But if you ask me, none of them are to my taste. Why are most of the t's handsome? It's true that I like girls, and it's also true that I am a pervert, but I don't appreciate sisters who dress like boys at all.

I am a macho man, so it always feels weird and philosophical when I'm with someone who looks like a man.

Well, after all, I just like beautiful queens like Sister Ran.

"Well, Sister Tao, you decide."

I was smart and immediately thought of a good idea and threw the ball back.

Shu Yuntao was very pleased with the name "Sister Tao" and without hesitation she clicked on a beautifully dressed young lady named Meip.

I looked at her hands and couldn't help but tilt my head.

"Hey, isn't Sister Tao a bottom?"

After saying that, I got a slap in the face.

I'm so angry.

"You are the bottom. How can I be the bottom? I am the top, okay? Hey, Li Zhi, do you look down on me? Do you want us to get a room right away so I can prove it to you?"

Shu Yuntao scolded with a smile, and still not satisfied, she poked my forehead with her finger, emphasizing over and over again that she was the top.

Okay, if you say so, then it is.

I just thought about Sister Ran. I wasn't in a very good mood and didn't want to refute her. I pouted my lips, as if I agreed with her words.

Whether I am a bottom or not, I’m afraid I’ll only know after we get in bed. Just like me, I look like a weak bottom loli, but I’m a super top macho man inside.

The hostess came out at the right time to smooth things over.

She spoke softly and knew Shu Yuntao. I guess she also invited this hostess to drink with her last time she came.

She is a regular customer. Haha. Could it be that Sister Shu Yuntao often comes here to drink because she suffers from heartbreak?

As soon as the interesting idea came to my mind, my nose suddenly felt sore for some reason.

What? Why should I make others laugh? I have also been heartbroken.

He pursed his lips, and a picture suddenly appeared in his mind.

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Then, I followed the others' example and filled myself with a glass of beer, which I drank in one gulp.

Oh, it doesn’t taste good QAQ.

The lady who served us drinks spoke softly, but her alcohol tolerance was quite strong. She accompanied us in drinking one glass after another.

I feel that in addition to accompanying guests to drink, they are more like chatting. In this place suitable for venting emotions, I listen to the guests pouring alcohol on themselves while telling them about their grievances.

After hearing so many stories, they have developed their own ways to comfort guests. At the very least, just listening can allow guests to vent their emotions.

Therefore, I couldn't wait and asked her the question that concerned me most.

"Sister, can you also spot girls of the same kind, like, um, installed with a bent mosquito coil detection radar?"

Since I hardly drink, my alcohol tolerance is not very good. After just a few bottles of beer, I felt a little dizzy and a lot bolder.

"Hahaha, what the hell is this mosquito coil radar? This analogy is really funny. But you're right. When I saw you, my radar started beeping."

The hostess was amused by me and couldn't help but reach out and pinch my blushing face.

"Then, last time, you also accompanied Sister Tao and Sister Ran, um, Sister Ran is Sister Tao's sister, a very beautiful big sister!"

I was slightly tipsy and didn’t notice how many times I called “sister”. Instead, I almost bit my tongue.

Shu Yuntao didn't care about my face and laughed out loud.

"Yes, I also have a special impression of her. Tsk, tsk, she is indeed a beauty that makes people unable to control themselves. My group of little sisters are so weak in the face of her. What a pity. If the radar had not sounded, I would really like to pursue her and give it a try."

The hostess smiled with her signature smile and followed my radar and said it was just a joke.

"Lei, the radar didn't go off?"

Circling around mountains and rivers, this is actually the question I wanted to ask. I keenly grasped this point, but the budding hope of mine was once again extinguished.

This is the third person.

Seeing that I was about to cry on the spot, the hostess knew the whole story. She stopped talking and just reached out and rubbed my head with pity.

"Hey, little Li Zhi, there are so many beautiful girls out there, there's no need to stick to one. Why don't you just change jobs and become my cook? I'll pay double what my sister gives you!"

Shu Yuntao suddenly came close to me, poked me with her elbow and asked.

Eh, job-hopping? This is a somewhat unexpected invitation.

I don’t know how much my sister gave me.

It wasn't that I was drunk. Now that I think about it, I haven't got the contract yet.

As for job hopping...