The system always wants to send me to the heroine

My memory was sealed, and I only have a little impression of the heroine, but I have no impression of the hero at all?

"That's right, host, you have successfully completed the mission of the fourth world! (Applause)"

In order to prove his words, Xiao F talked about the ending of the previous world.

"In the previous world, a certain Aotian man was the former assistant to the president. However, due to the efforts of the host (?), he succeeded in seducing the heroine, and he was inexplicably transferred away from the president. He was quite confident in his handsome appearance and gentleness, and originally thought that by seducing the president, he would be able to rise to the top in one step, and a meteoric rise would be just around the corner. Unexpectedly, he was directly assigned to work in a subsidiary in another province. Especially when he heard that the person who would take over his job was the lolita who escaped with his help that morning, Long Aotian suddenly felt that you city people are still good at playing, and the president's heart is really unpredictable. Such a woman is not suitable for him, so he left quietly."

Oh, that's it!

"Then, the next world, let me see, it seems to be a modern world too. Are you ready, host? (Chin on hand)"

"No! I haven't figured it out yet!"

"Okay, then the difficulty level of the next world will increase slightly again, host, please be mentally prepared! Okay, now is the time, let's go! (I'm going to die)"

"Hey! Will your broken system listen to me?"

My protests were futile and I was thrown into this little world in humiliation.

"It's okay, host. Even if you can't figure it out, you can slowly figure it out in your little world! (heart shape)"

Ugh, this damn stupid system is getting bolder and bolder.

Forget it, let’s take a look at the next task.

Well, this world is a modern world, and I am still in the Flower Country. However, under the seemingly peaceful society, there are aliens lurking, such as the demons who live among the people, and their other things, well, the identity of the heroine is an exorcist?

"Hey, stupid system! What the hell is an exorcist? It's not really a job that catches ghosts, right?"

My voice began to tremble.

"That's right, host, that's what you think. (Be good)"

"No, Xiao F, no way, how could you send me to this kind of world! I don't want to complete the mission, okay? I want to go home!"

I was devastated and couldn't read the story any further.

It's embarrassing to say that, although I claim that I am not an ordinary loli, and although I was once a thirty-year-old macho man, in the past thirty years, I have never watched horror movies, listened to ghost stories, or read horror novels.

When some people were young, they would be so scared that they couldn't sleep whenever they saw horror movie posters with ferocious and bloody ghosts. This is normal, but I was different. When I was a child, I would even have nightmares at night when I saw the Chinese character for "ghost".

Yes, I am afraid of ghosts. I am extremely afraid of ghosts!

After growing up, the fear has disappeared a lot. I am no longer so cowardly and I won’t have such a big reaction. But if there is a profession like exorcist, doesn’t it mean that there are real “ghosts” here?

My strong reaction made Xiao F a little confused.

The great host living in the new socialist era is actually afraid of ghosts?

Speaking of which, in the first world, the host had just become a loli and was invited to the amusement park by the female director Qiu Shuang. She was obviously going to accompany her to visit the ghost town, but the whole loli huddled on her master, holding tightly the hand held by her master, without opening her eyes throughout the whole process, and won a lot of love from the big sister.

It turns out that this is also a true portrayal of himself, and I was the one who neglected it.

"Host, whether you are afraid or not, it doesn't matter. In this world, real ghosts are very rare! (Probably?) The main ones are monsters like the host! (Haha)"

Hey! I don't need your stupid system to comfort me, mommy, I want to go home!

"Hmm? What do you mean by a monster like me?"

Hey, I just realized that I was already very short, and now I feel like I am even shorter, so short that I feel like I am lying on the ground.

Well, it seems like I'm still on all fours.

"That's right, the host hasn't transformed yet, he's just a little kitten. (Chuckling)"

Lifting my feet, I could clearly see my kitten paws and the pink pads.

The mission objective is also to dismantle the target cp.

"Haha, haha, I'm just a kitten, how can I break up other people's couples? Especially in this dangerous world with ghosts?"

No, no, no, I still want to go home!

"Hey, host, don't struggle. Once you go down to the small world, even I can't do anything to you. I'm just a system, not a god. Just accept the reality! (Shrug)"

"By the way, this mission is difficult and there is a certain risk to your life. I advise the host to find a thick thigh to hold on to before being targeted by something, and slowly transform into a human form. Completing the mission is the only way. If you die here, your soul will be damaged, and it is hard to say whether you can come back. Oh, by the way, the heroine's home is on the first floor of the ordinary building not far away. Maybe she didn't close the window today? (Slip)"

Woohoo, is the heroine nearby? Exorcist = thick thighs, is this what Xiao F meant?

"Little F?"

I called out softly in my mind, this broken system really ran away, leaving its poor host, a cat, behind in this world.

Woohoo, run, run! There is nothing on the street, but I feel spooky. It turns out that I feel safer at home!

I ran as soon as I said I would, without even paying attention to the plot. I quickly stretched out my four short legs and started running briskly.

As expected of a cat, I was very agile when running. Using all four legs, I reached the heroine's home in just a few jumps.

However, I am a little worried again.

Although Xiao F led me here, but, how can I make the heroine support myself?

Not every family likes cats and is willing to be a cat owner, right?

Hurry up and get closer to the small pond to see what kind of cat you are.

The reflection in the water shows me that I am a tabby cat with big amber green eyes and white gloves, one of the most common farm cats that grow flowers.

Oh, although it's very cute and I like it very much, but, will the heroine dislike me, an ordinary tabby cat?

He quickly licked his fur, combed and dressed himself up, and licked the fur that was sticking up due to running.

You have to sell yourself successfully, but you can't make yourself look too dirty!

Chapter 2 Touching Porcelain

After getting myself ready, I arrived near the heroine's home with trepidation.

What the hell is this? There's no loli like me who's in a hurry to send herself away!

In my heart, I have silently greeted Xiao F a hundred times!

He jumped lightly, passed through the fence of the community, and successfully arrived downstairs of the heroine's house.

Um, how should I put it, surprisingly ordinary, isn't an exorcist supposed to be a very noble profession?

An ordinary residential building has a sign that says “Feng Shui Consulting Office” hung outside a balcony.

This is the heroine's home, except for the sign that neither leads the way nor has any meaning.

"Little F, is this the place? You said you were an exorcist, how come you became a Feng Shui master?"

I asked casually, not expecting the system, which was pretending to be dead, to answer, but the chatterbox little F couldn't help but come out.

"That's it, host. A profession like an exorcist cannot be shown in public. This is just a disguise. (Hands on hips)"

"Well, how can I get in? Look, the window is closed. I'm not a human now. I'm just a cat. I can't say that I have to wait for her at the door, right?"

I quickly continued to ask.

"Ding bell, jingle bell."

A crisp sound suddenly sounded, attracting my attention.

It is a wind chime hanging on the balcony.

Well, but there is clearly no wind at all now?

Just as doubts arose, the door suddenly opened.

"It's the heroine, look at the host, the heroine is out! (happy)"

I quickly looked up and saw a tall older sister with a cold face and no expression on her face slowly walking out.

Wow, is this the exorcist? She seems to be an ascetic heroine!

The eldest sister went out, looked around, and frowned slightly.

She seemed to be looking for someone purposefully, but she didn't find the visitor. However, she did not give up. After searching with her eyes, she finally found a small black ball on the grass.

Our eyes met and she noticed me!

I'm a little nervous. How should I express it?

Please, are you my master?

"Oh host, don't think of such weird lines at this time, just meow a few times and make her die of cuteness! (Knocking head)"

Oh, oh! That's how it is, hey!

"Are you here to see me?"

The older sister walked over gently, squatted in front of me and asked.

"Although it's a bit strange to ask a cat this, you did come to me with a purpose, right?"

I was stunned.

What, what purpose, I don’t know, I’m just a little kitten!

"Meow~"

He quickly meowed in a baby voice and acted cute.

"Ding! Skill Cuteness is Justice activated!"

"Skill invalid! Current favorability is 0%!"

"Oh, oh no, I forgot! Host, you are not a loli now, your skills have no effect! (Dazed)"

Little F said in a lost voice.

"Eh? Why is that! Aren't cats cute? Why does it only work with loli!"

"Because, this is because... uh, oh, it's a very profound reason, stupid host won't understand, anyway, I can't do anything about it now, now it's up to you, host. (Spreading hands)"

Wow, so what is the use of your stupid system!

No matter how anxious I was, I could only meow at my elder sister twice again.

Me: "Meow!" (Take me home!)

Female lead: “?”

Although we didn't speak the same language, I seemed to have finally made the big sister in front of me understand that I was just an ordinary little tabby cat.

The heroine shook her head in disappointment and stood up to leave.

"Wow, how could this happen! She has no intention of supporting me at all!"

I hurried to catch up, jumped onto her thigh-high boots, and rubbed my teeth against her legs.

"Meow!" (Feed me, feed me!)

The cold older sister was not moved at all. She shook me lightly and threw me down.

Woo woo, I was afraid of scratching her boots, so I didn’t dare to use my claws. I felt wronged.

But I won't give up! This is a matter of life and death, I must have the protection of the exorcist sister to feel at ease!

The heroine took two more steps forward and her feet sank again.

The little black fur ball lay on her boots again, looking at her pitifully with its innocent big eyes.

Was she hit by a cat?

"You don't want to come to my house?"

The heroine finally understood! I meowed twice again in excitement.

"Well, but I have a special job. It might be dangerous if you stay around me, little one."

“Meow!” (No, no, no, it’s more dangerous when I’m not by your side!)

"But I don't like black cats. Although this statement is a bit inappropriate, for me, there are still some taboos."

I quickly rolled over, revealing my white belly.

What black cat? I'm a tabby cat! Look, my belly is white!

He rolled around and acted cute, throwing away all his moral principles, but all he got in return was the big sister's surprise.

"You, can't really understand what I'm saying?"

"Meow!" (I don't understand, I don't understand. I'm just an ordinary little tabby cat.)

The heroine thought about it over and over again, but still couldn't figure it out.