Double comparison: Sea King Sasuke, the whole ninja world is numb

[“But, Tsunade-sama, why did you hide the news of this? You stopped the work without any explanation.”]

[“Haha, I guess it must be related to the child’s father!”]

[“If that’s the case… the rumor about Tsunade-sama that was circulating before is also true? ~ˇ!”]

[“It must be like this!”]

[“I see… I think I can figure out why Lady Tsunade concealed the news.”]

[“Maybe she feels embarrassed. After all, there is a big age gap between Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama, and Hokage-sama is so… philandering!”]

["What's the big deal! The only person in the entire ninja world who is worthy of Tsunade-sama is Hokage-sama."]

[Naruto?]

【who? 】

【Uchiha Sasuke? 】

【What the hell? ! 】

【Jiraiya frowned. 】

[How come the rumors involve him? ]

[It's getting more and more out of control! ]

[From what those two girls said, it seems that Tsunade is with that guy Uchiha Sasuke, and it seems that Tsunade is pregnant with Uchiha Sasuke's child! ]

[This is ridiculous! ]

[How is this possible! ]

[Even if they said the man was Orochimaru, Jiraiya would believe it a little more.]

【And that guy Uchiha Sasuke...】

[Let’s not even talk about that guy’s age! ]

[Just to say, Uchiha Sasuke is a philanderer! ]

[Although no one dared to say anything about this matter in public, in private, anyone in Konoha who was well-informed knew about it.]

[Uchiha Sasuke, the fifth Hokage, has been dating several girlfriends at the same time since he was in ninja school! ]

[In the past few years since he became Hokage, he has not spared any outstanding female ninjas from all the major ninja villages in the ninja world! ]

【This kind of person! 】

[How could Tsunade possibly like him?! ]

[With Tsunade's proud personality, how could she possibly lower herself to become an addition to Uchiha Sasuke's harem? ! ]

【impossible! 】

[The conversation continues.]

[“But if it’s Hokage-sama, then many things make sense.”]

[“Indeed, I don’t know when Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama started.”]

[“I remember that some time ago someone went to Tsunade-sama’s office and knocked on the door, but there was no response. However, Tsunade-sama still came out of the office afterwards!”]

[“Eh~”]

[“Also, I saw Tsunade-sama changing her clothes when she entered and left the office once before!”]

[“There’s such a thing?! Tsk, what a waste of time.”]

[“After all, Lady Tsunade’s place is so big, it should be very attractive to Lord Hokage.”]

["Heh, all men are like this! I didn't expect that even the Hokage is no exception!"]

[“Oh right! I heard someone say before that when Tsunade-sama came to work here in the morning, she didn’t seem to come from the direction of Tsunade-sama’s house, but…”]

[“Is it coming from the direction of the Hokage’s house?”]

【"That's right!"】

[“I see, it seems that Tsunade-sama has moved into Hokage-sama’s house.”]

[“You’re already living together, but you’re still hiding it. What’s the point?”]

[“I don’t think I can keep it a secret for long… When Lady Tsunade’s child is born, will Lady Tsunade still ignore her own child?”]

[“Tsk tsk, when Lady Tsunade introduces this child to others, she’ll say that this child’s name is Uchiha so-and-so…”]

[“Haha! I told you, it won’t be hidden sooner or later!”]

【The other side.】

[Jiraiya's facial expression changes wildly. ]

【this……】

[Why are those two little girls talking more and more detailed? ]

[Tsunade...will she do something with Uchiha Sasuke in her office? ]

[Office play... Is Tsunade so bold? ]

[No, that's not right! ]

【Jiraiya quickly shook his head. 】

[My own thinking has been led astray! ]

[This is just the wild imagination of those two little girls! ]

[Tsunade, she should just be taking a break in her office. ]

[As for the change of clothes...it must be due to some surgery or experiment! ]

[Isn't it normal to change clothes after surgery or experiments? ]

[Those two little girls too! ]

[They can actually imagine such things! ]

[As for Tsunade coming to Konoha Hospital, it seems that she came from the direction of Uchiha Sasuke's house...]

【What does this mean? 】

[Perhaps, Tsunade went there to buy something in the morning, and then came to work at Konoha Hospital. ]

【Isn’t this normal? 】

Orochimaru: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Jiraiya, you are really hopeless."

Jiraiya: "..."

Uzumaki Kushina: "Alas, you can never expect to wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep."

Jiraiya: "…What do you mean I'm pretending to sleep?! This is obviously because Tsunade is with Jin Sasuke, and she's even pregnant and planning to have a baby. This is too outrageous. I don't believe it over there, and it's normal!"

Orochimaru: "You are just deceiving yourself, why explain it?"

Uzumaki Kushina: "Well, I think that even if you, Jiraiya, saw Tsunade-san and Sasuke-chan alone in the lounge for several hours, and when they came out they changed their clothes, were sweaty, had red faces, their voices were hoarse, their necks were covered with strawberry marks, and their legs were weak when they walked, you might also think that they were practicing some special ninjutsu."

Jiraiya: "...Impossible!"

How could he be so stupid!

Tsunade: "Kushina...you don't have to describe it in such detail..."

This made her unable to help but have some fantasies...

[The two female staff members continue to exchange whispers.]

【The other side.】

【Jiraiya shook his head as he listened. 】

[This is ridiculous! ]

【This is ridiculous! 】

[These little girls are really good at making up stories! ]

[Each of the so-called evidences sound very convincing! ]

【"Master Jiraiya?"】

【A familiar voice suddenly came from behind. 】

【“!”】

[Jiraiya was startled, turned around, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "It's Shizune, you scared me."]

[Shizune frowned and said with a look of disgust:]

[“Master Jiraiya, you are not… spying on something, are you?”]

[This is Konoha Hospital! ]

[It’s not a hot spring or a women’s bath! ]

[Sir, would Jiraiya be able to spy on a place like this?! ]

[“What are you thinking about!”]

【Jiraiya couldn't help but shake his head. 】

[Turning around the corner to look around.]

[The two girls who were talking about Tsunade just now are no longer here. ]

[“Shizune, I found something very important about Tsunade!”]

[Jiraiya said very seriously: "I just heard two of your staff members spreading some rumors about Tsunade in private! Shizune, this must be reminded to Tsunade!"]

【“．‖ ……】

[Silence, hesitant to speak.]

[Rumors spreading around Konoha Hospital. ]

[She has heard a lot of this before...]

[Also, Lady Tsunade actually knows about this, but she just can’t do anything about it…]

【because……】

【That’s not actually a rumor…】

[“Shizune, you have to be serious!”]

[Jiraiya said sternly: "We can't let those little girls make up gossip about Tsunade and ruin her reputation!"]

[“Master Jiraiya, I…”]

[Shizune was confused for a while, but didn't know what to say. ]

[Do you want to tell Master Jiraiya the truth? ]

[This may be a bit cruel to Master Jiraiya...]

[Besides, Lady Tsunade probably doesn't want her to tell anyone.]

【“…Jiraiya-sama, please don’t worry about these things.”】

[Shizune hesitated for a long time, then said helplessly. ]

【"What are you talking about?"】

[Jiraiya frowned: "I am Tsunade's friend. Now someone is spreading rumors about Tsunade. As a friend, shouldn't I warn her?"]

【“…”】

[Silence for a while.]

[“Shizune, you don’t know how outrageous what those two girls said is!”]

[Jiraiya shook his head: "They actually made up rumors that Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together, and even said that Tsunade was pregnant with Uchiha's child! This is too much! They actually spread such nonsense! Tsunade must be controlled!"]

【“…”】

[Shizune's face turned red, and she said helplessly: "Anyway, Master Jiraiya, please don't worry about these things, just leave them to me, I will report to Master Tsunade."]