Double comparison: Sea King Sasuke, the whole ninja world is numb

【"……Oh."】

[Orochimaru shook his head and said noncommittally: "I hope so."]

[This guy Jiraiya...]

[Can he really change? ]

[It has been like this for decades. 】

[How can such a habit be changed all at once?]

[I guess... it's just that the dog can't change its eating habits. 】

【"but……"】

[Orochimaru then said: "It's no use for you to change now. After all, everything has already happened. Tsunade is already pregnant. It's too late for you to change now."]

【“…”】

【Jiraiya felt a little disappointed. 】

【Oh shit! 】

【What else is there to change? 】

[Tsunade has become someone else's! ]

[Even if he could really change, it wouldn’t change anything…]

[“I…I still don’t understand.”]

[Jiraiya looked confused: "With Tsunade's personality, how could she accept so many women in Uchiha Sasuke's family?"]

【This is not right! 】

[With Tsunade's arrogant personality, how could she possibly fill Uchiha Sasuke's harem? ]

[“This is indeed not easy.”]

[Orochimaru also nodded in agreement and said, "It took Lord Sasuke several years to deal with Tsunade."]

【Compared to the other women Sasuke-sama is with now. 】

[Tsunade can be said to be the most difficult one to deal with. ]

[“…Of course, that may not be entirely true.”]

[Orochimaru thought for a moment and said, "If Sasuke-sama is single, and there isn't such a big age gap between him and Tsunade, it shouldn't take too much effort to win over Tsunade."]

【“…”】

【Jiraiya's expression changed.】

【How can it be! 】

[Tsunade, how could it be so easy to deal with?! ]

[“Oh, Orochimaru!”]

[Jiraiya was furious: "I almost overlooked it just now! Orochimaru you bastard, you already knew that Uchiha Sasuke was going to attack Tsunade, but you didn't even tell me?!"]

[I still regard you as my most important friend! ]

[Such an important matter, but you didn't even tell me! ]

[Orochimaru, that bastard, he clearly knows what I feel for Tsunade! ]

[“What’s the point of telling you?”]

[Orochimaru curled his lips: "Do you think that even if you knew in advance, you would have the opportunity to make any changes?"]

【“Why is it impossible!”】

[Jiraiya retorted: "By the way, in the past two years, Uchiha Sasuke has assigned me that task, asking me to teach the Anbu to adapt to and utilize natural energy and unleash the power of your Sage Seal!"]

[“Damn it! It seems like he wants to use this to get me out of the way so he can capture Tsunade more easily!”]

【That must be the case! 】

[Damn it, I was tricked! ]

【“…”】

[Orochimaru was speechless for a while: "Jiraiya, are you too confident in yourself?"]

[This guy thinks too highly of himself...]

[They even sent him away specifically...]

[Jiraiya is a very imaginative guy! ]

【“Is there something wrong with what I said?!”】

[Jiraiya said unconvincedly: "Uchiha Sasuke must be thinking so!"]

【"Oh!"】

[Orochimaru sneered and said sarcastically: "Jiraiya, if I were Sasuke-sama, I would not arrange any work for you in the next few years, so that you would have the opportunity to hang around Tsunade more often!"]

[“With you as a comparison, it might be easier to capture Tsunade!”]

【opposite.】

【Jiraiya's face turned red. 】

· ·········Request flowers···· ······

【Horse riding! 】

[What does this bastard Orochimaru mean? ]

[I am the only one being used as a comparison?! ]

[“Jiraiya, calm down and think about this.”]

[Orochimaru said disdainfully: "Compared with Sasuke-sama, from Tsunade's perspective, do you have any advantages?"]

[“I, why didn’t I…”]

【Jiraiya frowned and began to think. 】

【Advantages...】

[Compared to Uchiha Sasuke, does he have any advantages in conquering Tsunade? 】

【What does he look like?】

[That bastard Uchiha Sasuke is indeed good-looking, and a little bit better than me. ]

[As for strength... that guy seems to be slightly stronger than me...]

[And that guy is the Hokage...]

[“I…I grew up with Tsunade!”]

[Jiraiya hesitated for a long time, and said: "Besides, I know Tsunade better! I know Tsunade much better than Uchiha Sasuke does!"]

【"Ah……"】

[Orochimaru shook his head, his voice full of pity: "So, Jiraiya, this is the only advantage you have?"]

【“…”】

【Jiraiya felt like he was about to die of frustration. 】

[“You said you grew up with Tsunade, how is that an advantage?”]

[Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with pity: "Doesn't this mean that you haven't been able to catch up with Tsunade for so many years, so your hope of catching up with Tsunade is actually smaller now, right?"]

【“…”】

0 ... 0

【Jiraiya was stunned. 】

[Damn, it seems so! ]

[“Also, growing up with Tsunade… hehe!”]

[Orochimaru shook his head and took a sip of wine: "If this is considered an advantage, then I grew up with Tsunade."]

【"you……"】

[Jiraiya's expression twisted slightly. ]

[Orochimaru doesn’t count…]

【He is not interested in women at all.】

[But... there is some truth in saying this...]

[This so-called advantage of mine is actually incomparable even to Orochimaru...]

[…Then, then at least I know Tsunade better than Uchiha Sasuke does?”]

[Jiraiya retorted unwillingly: "This can at least be considered an advantage, right?"]

[“That’s true.”]

Orochimaru nodded and agreed: "However, this advantage is not just yours. If Lord Sasuke wants to understand Tsunade's personality traits, Jiraiya, I know Tsunade no less than you do."

【“…”】

[Jiraiya was startled, and then his expression changed instantly: "Orochimaru, you...what do you mean?!"]

【Horse riding! 】

[So this bastard Orochimaru has not only been hiding things from me! ]

[He is still helping Uchiha Sasuke to capture Tsunade, right?! ]

“Just as you imagined.”

[Orochimaru nodded and said.]

【"grass!"】

[Jiraiya's mentality collapsed: "You, you are really my good friend!"]

【Oh shit! 】

【Let’s end our friendship! 】

[No love! ]

[Jiraiya originally thought that today, he found out that Tsunade was with that Uchiha Sasuke guy, and that she was even pregnant, which was heartbreaking enough! ]

[I didn't expect Orochimaru to stab him again! ]

[I like Tsunade and want to pursue her! ]

[Orochimaru knows all of this very well! ]

[However, this guy not only did not come to help me, but also helped Uchiha Sasuke! ]

[Even keeping it a secret from myself! ]

[Even now that Tsunade is pregnant, Orochimaru still hasn't told me anything! ]

[It wasn't until I accidentally discovered the truth today that Orochimaru, that bastard, admitted it! ]

[“…No, Orochimaru, fight with me later!”]

[Jiraiya took a big gulp of wine, and said with a sour mood: "You bastard! This is a matter that affects my lifelong happiness, and you actually betrayed me! Do you think you are worthy of me?!"]

[“That’s what I said, but I don’t think you can do it, Jiraiya.”]

[Orochimaru smiled faintly and said: "Besides, this also involves Tsunade's lifelong happiness. I think that there is no hope between you, Jiraiya, and Tsunade, but Tsunade and Sasuke should be together in the future."]

[“Look, isn’t this the result now? Tsunade should be very satisfied with her current life.”]

【“…”】

【Jiraiya was stunned. 】

【this……】

[Why does it sound like it makes a little sense?]