"Have you never won a place?" Uchida Maaya asked again.

"Does third place in grade football count?" Yin Ze thought for a while.

"That's great. I didn't expect you played soccer before." Uchida Maaya was surprised. "You were a sporty and sunny type before. What position did you play?"

"Fullback. At that time we planned

2 The tactic is to defend and counterattack. "Yin Ze nodded.

"Then aren't you the core?" Uchida Maaya only had a vague knowledge of football, but when she heard this, an image of someone wearing a red short-sleeved shirt, leggings and long socks, and domineering spiked shoes, standing majestically near the penalty area, emerged in her mind.

"Unfortunately, the tactics were only half executed successfully. We only defended and did not counterattack. After a stalemate of more than 40 minutes, we still lost with a result of 1 to zero." Yin Ze sighed.

"That's not bad. As an important role in the defensive tactics, you have performed very well. And you have also put in incredible training and effort on a daily basis, right?" Uchida Maaya comforted.

"None of them. I was actually just pulled here by my desk mate to make up the numbers. I stood near the door frame and accompanied the goalkeeper throughout the entire game." Yin Ze said honestly.

"Aren't you guys defending the entire court?" Uchida Maaya was stunned.

"Yes, the forward was defending the whole time. He finally broke through but was pushed back. Then he broke through again. The tug of war was very intense. Unfortunately, the light was too dazzling that day and we were too far away, so I couldn't see the details clearly." Yin Ze shook his head.

"Well, that's not bad either. You finally got third place in the grade after several rounds of hard fighting." Uchida Maaya nodded.

"No, there are actually only three teams in total. The students from other classes really had no interest in the competition. Not to mention the difficulty in making up the numbers, they also had to go to the wholesale market to buy team uniforms, so they simply gave up." Yin Ze explained.

Uchida Maaya held her forehead with her hand in pain, "So your student life for several years was all material for manzai jokes...?"

"It's just that the general public has too many beautiful expectations for youth." Yin Ze said righteously, "There are not so many passionate counterattacks, youthful and sweet campus stories in the world, and there are not so many good-looking protagonists with tragic relationships. When we were students, we were still in a state of ignorance and only thought about how the cafeteria would not be too crowded today, how good it would be to have a computer class next period, how good it would be to be kept in school to memorize again, and when would the head teacher's husband call her to urge her to go back for dinner... We were not smart at that time, so we were not perfect and had regrets."

"Not really. Your story has a good ending. I heard from that teacher that you rose to the challenge at the end of the semester and got the admission letter in three months." Uchida Maaya glanced at him and said, "Can you tell me the details of the process someday?"

"Why are you so interested in my affairs?" Yin Ze wondered, "And you always talk about me. Did you have any events in your school life that you can recall for the rest of your life?"

"If I have to say, I used to be in the drama club and performed in 'Romeo and Juliet,'" said Maaya Uchida.

"Oh, I can't tell. He has such a glorious past. Is the guy who plays Romeo the most popular guy in the club?" Yin Ze exclaimed.

"No, I play one of the villains who prevents this great love." Maaya Uchida stuck out her tongue.

"It's not bad. At least I have active experience." Yin Ze paused, suddenly became shy, and asked awkwardly, "Well, well, it's a bit rude to say this, but when you officially performed, including during the rehearsal, the male and female protagonists' kissing scene, did they really kiss?"

"Of course!" Uchida Maaya said seriously.

What a great artistic sentiment.

I hate it, why did I become a voice actor instead of joining a theater company! The man clenched his fist.

"But the actors of Romeo and Juliet are all women. I'm sorry to disappoint you." Uchida Maaya paused for a long time before adding with a smile, "After all, you are still students. How dare you really do that? The whole school will talk about it the next day."

"Wouldn't that be better?"

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"By the way, will there be a performance later?" Yin Ze looked at the lively crowd. In addition to Xiangyue, there seemed to be other stage performances. For example, now he could see those students dressed as amusement park dolls. Some of these guys were dressed as Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and some were dressed as Godzilla, acting as mascots, and they might even have to go on stage later.

As they were talking, a cute Raffy cat with a half-smiley expression on its head ran over and circled around the two of them. As a girl, Uchida Maaya naturally liked this kind of cute thing. Not long after, the two guys started to interact with each other in front of someone by holding hands.

"Hey, wait a minute." Seeing this, Yin Ze walked over to separate the doll and the girl, and said vigilantly, "Please maintain a normal social distance."

"What are you doing? Why are you pushing others away?" Uchida Maaya poked her head out from behind, her eyes had some hidden meaning and her tone was very teasing.

"You are not very experienced in the world and have never encountered these tricks." Yin Ze said seriously.

"Oh? What routine? The routine to seduce girls?" Uchida Maaya raised her eyebrows with some amusement.

"It's not that kind of vulgar stuff, but forced buying and selling!" Yin Ze said in a deep voice, full of regret for being cheated. "This kind of puppet will jump on you and play around, trying to lure you to take a photo with him, but after the photo is taken, he will ask for an exorbitant price, and will throw a tantrum if you don't give it, just like the cake seller [note: forced buying and selling]."

Back when he was young and ignorant, he ran into a street person dressed as Sun Wukong on the ancient street. Along the way, the Monkey King was happy to make passers-by laugh, but everyone was indifferent to him and didn't say a word. In line with the great dream of eliminating the barriers between people, the man took the initiative to talk to him. The Monkey King was also very moved and took him. Soon, they leaned on each other's shoulders tenderly and took photos.

Unexpectedly, this monk with a hairy face and a thunder-god mouth turned hostile to me after the incident. He stretched out four fingers and asked for 40 yuan for each one.

Uchida Maaya was speechless for a moment.

Raffy Cat suddenly hugged the man tightly, holding his waist with both hands like pliers, and refused to let go.

"What's the matter? You got angry because I exposed you. You failed to deceive him, so you decided to rob him, right?!" Yin Ze was shocked. "Hurry up and call the discipline director over. Give him a classic package of expulsion and probation!"

Raffy Cat took off the doll's head, revealing a face that could barely be considered good in front of the man.

"You bastard! Give me back my game save file!!" Uchida Yuuma roared ferociously.

Chapter 126: A Victory of Technology

Raffy the cat's head was placed on the steps, but his expression was still as stupid and mean as a smile.

"If I'm not mistaken, you should be a member of Class Six, right? Instead of being a chef or waiter, quietly helping your classmates and sister share the responsibilities of the coffee shop, you come here to make a name for yourself by cheating and deceiving people?" Yin Ze appealed to his emotions.

"I was chosen to be one of only three image ambassadors in my grade, responsible for using my body to add fuel to the school festival. Do you have any questions about this?" Uchida Yuuma was wrapped in a doll costume, sweating all over his head, and his face was gloomy. "Why are you here, and still hanging around my sister?"

"Brother, you don't know." Yin Ze was ready to explain.

"Watch your words, who is your brother?" Uchida Yuma waved his hand.

"I mean junior." Yin Ze paused, "The store in your class went bankrupt and closed down because of too many customers and running out of ingredients. Uchida also retired after completing his mission and is joining me to enjoy this event."

"There is such a thing, how can it be like this." Uchida Yuuma seemed a little disappointed, "I also want to go back to class and be treated by classmates in maid costumes, and have a working meal."

"That's not difficult. There isn't much else to do at the school festival, but there are a lot of maid cafes. It doesn't matter which one you go to. There are three in the corridor where your class is." Yin Ze said.

"That's the class my ex-girlfriend took. It would be awkward to go there." Uchida Yuma shook his head.

"What about the other two?"

"They are the classes for my ex-girlfriend and the one who pursued me unsuccessfully."

"?"

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Yin Ze and Uchida Maaya looked at each other and found that their elder sister also looked surprised.

"If I remember correctly, you were dumped some time ago, right?" the man asked.

"That's true." Uchida Yuma admitted.

"I still remember that you loved her so much that you even wanted to give her a breakup souvenir." The man recalled.

"good."

"You also talked to me about your views on marriage, and your words were all very pragmatic and down-to-earth. You also advised me not to be blinded by false romance."

"so what?"

"But you have two ex-girlfriends and a persistent pursuer?"

"Why do you feel strange? Is this puzzling?" Uchida Yuma was puzzled. "When we encounter a problem, we must solve it instead of avoiding it. The big thing of life partner is even more unavoidable. Unfortunately, love is a difficult problem that has no reference. There are also variables such as appearance, family background, and personal ability that affect the results. So we can only use the most stupid exhaustive method and keep trying and making mistakes."

"So you are actively dating, trying to find the right one among so many people?" Yin Ze suddenly realized.

"If you don't look for it, how can there be any results? Life is made up of various trials. I am on the path of trial of love." Uchida Yuma said slowly.

"Isn't this a scumbag?" Yin Ze slapped his thigh and raised his voice, wishing he could use a loudspeaker to spread the word everywhere.

"This term usually refers to a type of man who doesn't take relationships with the opposite sex seriously and plays with the feelings of the other person. I put my heart into every relationship and never do the shameless act of playing two-timing. When faced with ambiguous relationships, I cut them off cleanly and never drag my feet or go fishing. I also sternly reject confessions from girls I don't like. I don't meet the definition of a scumbag at all." Uchida Yuma said carefully, "I'm even very good!"

“It doesn’t sound reliable to say that you should put your heart into every relationship. It’s already a strong sign of scumbagism. Young people should learn to love themselves and not do wrong things.” Yin Ze said like a relative who was visiting during the New Year.

"Have you ever been in love?" Uchida Yuma asked back.

"Who are you looking down on, young man?" Yin Ze raised his head. "I have a lot of experience in secret crushes, and I can easily come up with all kinds of warm and comforting quotes. I am the fastest at clearing out shopping carts among my friends. I am a betrayer of the AA system and the payment emperor. Whenever my friends are in love trouble, they will come to me to talk. I always give them advice. I am respected as the inter-body of Yue Lao and the oriental middle-aged form of Cupid [Note: the god of love in Greek mythology]."

"I'm not asking about your title and resume, but whether you have practical experience?" Uchida Yuma insisted.

"Yes...of course." The man frowned.

"How was the experience?"

"so so."

"This is a lie," Uchida Yuma asserted, his eyes wide open and his ears alert. "It's like when my parents ask me about my grades. If the marks are really high, I will say they are very good, but if they are not good enough or I am too embarrassed to say it, I will just say "normal" to evade the question."

"Hey, you brat." Yin Ze turned around unhappily and used the class teacher's ultimate move to complain to his family, "This kind of brother? You don't care about him?"

"I've never been in a relationship, so I don't have a say." Uchida Maaya said as she watched, holding some snacks.

"Why did you say 'also'? Don't you believe me?" Yin Ze was stunned.

"Believe me. I believe everything you say." Uchida Maaya was busy tearing the packaging bag with her head down.

"Some people, just because they are older than me and have eaten a few more buckets of rice, want to take advantage of their age and show off in front of truly outstanding and independent young people. Little do they know that this is stupid." Uchida Yuma shook his head and sighed, "You don't have much real talent, but you are very skilled in paper talk. It's really worrying that you are in charge of society and the times."

"Honest advice may be unpleasant to the ears but is beneficial to one's conduct. Young man, don't be ungrateful." The man said in a deep voice.

"I'm suffering because I listened to you, okay?" Uchida Yuma said with disdain, "In my prime youth, I didn't muster up the courage to loudly confess to the person I liked, didn't hug and kiss under the fireworks display, didn't string little notes together in class, didn't hold hands under the shade of trees. Instead, I became like you, twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, with a career that's neither here nor there, and every month I can't make ends meet. I have a bunch of potential liver and kidney diseases from socializing and drinking, and I have to rely on game krypton gold to rest, and I have to look at the mood of the planner. In the end, I can only regretfully miss the past at the class reunion, and find someone to make do with in the blind date arranged by my parents?"

"Ahhh! I'm so pissed off!" The man was shaking with excitement. He wanted to roll up his sleeves for a real hero competition for the first time in a long time, to teach this young man the power and feeling of having a magnetic field spinning at one million horsepower.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. How are you going to compensate me for my game save files?" Uchida Yuma asked sternly, "I trusted you so much, but I didn't expect you to do such a despicable thing as overwriting 99% of the progress of the old game files with new ones!"

"What do you think?" Yin Ze's face suddenly changed and he laughed sarcastically.

"Since you and my sister are colleagues, I'll treat you to lunch and we'll put this matter behind us." Uchida Yuma touched his hungry stomach. He walked from the front door to the back door wearing such a heavy doll costume. During the whole time, he had not drunk a drop of water or eaten anything. He was so hungry that his chest was sticking to his back.

"I. Just. No." The man shook his hair provocatively.

"How can you be such a person? Do you think you're justified even when you did something wrong?" Uchida Yuma was dissatisfied.

"Oh, are you in a hurry? If you have the guts, come and rob my wallet." The man laughed and patted his trouser pocket, looking like he really wanted a beating.

The next moment, a certain hungry wolf's aura enveloped the man. Yes, it was the aura of a hungry wolf. The key was hunger. Uchida Yuuma was a typical man of action. He rushed forward wearing a doll costume weighing several kilograms, threw the man to the ground, and attacked him on the face.

"Last time I was hungover and in a bad state. Do you want to show off your power this time? Do you think I watched so many martial arts movies and TV dramas from the 1980s and 1990s in vain? I will make sure that your meridians are broken and there will be no return!" Yin Ze raised his hands to defend himself and said with a grin. He did what he said, and immediately turned over and pressed Garfield to the ground, then raised his hands and gave a series of blows to the furry butt.

The two men, both at the peak of their physical abilities, hugged each other and tore at each other on the steps. Master Yin went all out in this battle to redeem himself, and even pulled up a UFC match video and placed it next to his vision, imitating the tiger and drawing the cat. Yin Ze locked up Yuma Uchida!

The golden snake is wrapped around your hand!

Nelson lock!

Thunderbolt Soul-Chasing Lock!

Mandarin duck Qiankun twist lock!

When had Master Uchida ever witnessed such a powerful, imaginative, and advanced ground technique? He immediately fell into a disadvantage. He tried his best to break free, but Master Yin held him tightly and refused to let go. He also laughed proudly like a villain from time to time, attracting strange looks from passers-by.

"That's it, Uchida Yuma, I just want to see this expression on your face, the expression of defeat and humiliation on your face!" Master Yin's face was full of arrogance.

When Master Uchida was in this desperate situation, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind.

The key to victory or defeat lies elsewhere.

So the high school boy reached out his hand with difficulty.

"Hmph, tickling, that's what children use when they're fighting. This attack is neither light nor heavy, are you massaging me... Wait, stop touching me! Don't touch me! That's not my trouser pocket, that's my crotch!"

The situation on the battlefield suddenly changed.

Five minutes later, the three men sat on the steps in silence.

"Actually, you know, I'm not that kind of person. Of course, after hearing you describe your situation in detail, I will definitely be willing to help you. If I, Takizawa Satoru, have a mouthful, my brother will have a mouthful." The man smiled warmly, like a spring day melting the winter snow, and patted Uchida Yuma's shoulder kindly.

"You finally figured it out."

"Of course, we have fought side by side. You are also responsible for taking care of me when I was hungover. And I have always felt bad about your save file. How about this, let's go eat egg fried rice?"

"Do not."

"Okay, let's be extravagant and add an extra egg to the fried rice."

"Do not."

"Double-egg fried rice with chopped green onions and meat sauce? Is that okay?"

"Do not."

"How about the barbecued pork rice? It tastes great."

"You are such a good friend."

"Look at how polite you are." The man laughed heartily. At this moment, the wind blew through his hair. "Didn't I tell you not to be so clear about the differences? What kind of relationship do we have? We have fought together before."

"Of course, my ticket... No, my friend. Why are you crying?"

"No, it's just that I can't help it." The man choked.

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