"You're seeing things, that's a kayak," Akaname Rina said again.

The unstoppable mad dragon suddenly collapsed, and its parts were scattered all over the ground. A small kayak was floating in the air, paddling automatically in the air, and slowly passed by the two people. The scene was once again very strange and terrifying, even a little funny...

"Senior, you are so persistent. It seems that you are determined to fight to the death?!" The man suddenly turned around with a fierce look in his eyes.

"There are only two of us in Tokyo now. Don't even think about getting any outside help." Akaname Rina was not afraid at all. She spoke again, and the neon lights in the sky disappeared in an instant, without a trace of any human being.

"This patch is applied at will, Midas touch turns into gold, and his words are as law-abiding as the law. One sentence can change the population gap of 10 million. It's really shocking. I am convinced..." The man held his forehead with his hand. He didn't know when he had even adapted to these despicable means.

Dang Dang Dang——

The hammer sounded, signaling the end of the skit.

The rainstorm that swept the city and the silent city disappeared.

In the center of the camera, the host of the role of Passerby Anonymous was dejected, and the assistant of the role of Akaname Rina was sighing.

"After being limited by his appearance, the junior is completely useless." Hidaka Rina sighed, "Without his beauty, he immediately panicked, and his subsequent attacks were also quite unspiritual. How can he impart knowledge to everyone as a representative of the current generation?"

"You call this limitation? It's just cut off for 200 million years. No matter how good my rhetoric is, what's the use?" The man was unwilling to accept it and said in a tough voice, "If I were in my prime, rescuing a girl caught in the rain would be nothing. Even if it was the Titanic, I would have used my true love to break the iceberg blocking my way..."

"Urban Strange Phlegm: Is this sitcom really improvised and unscripted? It has so many twists and turns, a detailed background, a bizarre setting, and the dialogue is so skillful and seamless?"

"Brother Dong: Brother Takizawa is already very talented, and Miss Hidaka is also very smart. The two of them are so in tune with each other that they can't help but fall in love. What are you questioning?"

"It's disappointing," said Moriki Hiroshi, the producer and behind-the-scenes producer of the language program, dissatisfiedly, "It doesn't reflect the essence at all."

"You don't understand. The fact that the girl in the rain could communicate with an ancient ape for such a long time without calling the police or running away shows the ape's extraordinary communication skills." The host sneered.

"Relying on public transportation is already a bad idea. How can riding in a car be as romantic as holding an umbrella, walking shoulder to shoulder in the rain?" said Moriki Hiroshi.

"I'm afraid that if I take out my umbrella, the witch will turn it into a baguette." The host said faintly, with some hint of meaning.

"Well, Rina is also too focused on winning. Let's put it this way, suppose you only have an umbrella, how should you subtly invite her to share the umbrella with you?" Moriki Hiroshi pondered for a moment, his tone quite complex and meaningful, "After all, this is a more intimate action."

"That's not difficult." The host regained his appearance, and his fearless aura as a social media expert was back. "Just hold the umbrella for her. When the girl sees that you only care about her and get wet, out of kindness and kindness, she will definitely ask you to come in and take shelter."

"What if the other party doesn't ask you to get into the umbrella? Will you follow it all the way to the end?" Hidaka Rina was curious.

"If that person is as cold and selfish as my predecessor, I can keep my distance from him..."

"Well, that's okay. Can you guys work harder and demonstrate it in detail on the spot?" Moriki Hiroshi said while holding the microphone.

"I have used up all the power in my sketch." The host declined.

"It's the last broadcast after much effort, how can it end with the sound effects of failure? I have carefully prepared the sound effects of success!" The producer was determined.

It was just like a child who got good marks on a test and wanted to show off and hear more praise. Yin Ze thought about it and finally decided to fulfill Senmu's wish as a loving father.

……

In the live broadcast camera.

"It's raining so hard, you'd better not get wet." Yin Ze held up a non-existent umbrella and spoke softly to the girl nearby with concern.

"Thank you." Hidaka Rina lowered her head and smiled shyly. She looked very different from the Word Spirit Witch before. She looked like a sunny girl next door. "Oh, your shoulders are wet. Come in too."

"It's okay, it's okay. The umbrella is small and I won't push you out." Yin Ze said foolishly.

"Hmph, I never saw you being so humble when you were in elementary school." Hidaka Rina sneered.

The man was taken aback.

Add more scenes? Are you so dedicated?

"Let's play together. If you catch a cold and take a leave to rest at home, won't the homework notes be delivered to your door?" Hidaka Rina sighed, then grabbed the boy's arm and pulled him in with a little force.

In the end, the confused host and the professional assistant successfully got together to share an umbrella.

Dang Dang Dang——!

The ending note sounded again, but this time it was immediately followed by a piece of music with a lively rhythm.

The 8-in-16 rhythm pattern of the shaker background accompaniment sounds like a moving train or running horses, rendering the fast-paced life. Together with the syncopated main melody, it forms a rhythmic dynamic, just like the beating of a human heart that loses its normal rhythm when it encounters love while running in a fast-paced life.

The melody goes back and forth in cycles, as if telling a story.

Song title: "La bu sudoku ni" [Note: refers to "Sudden Love", written and sung by Oda Kazumasa, the theme song of "Tokyo Love Story"]

The national-level song started playing, and the comments were full of celebration, celebrating the perfection of sitcom 2.0.

...No wonder the character she played was called Akaname Rina. After all this time, there is a reason for it.

"No, that's not right. Can you play this song?" Yin Ze thought of the key question and turned to look at Moriki Hiroshi.

The producer had opened his hands and closed his eyes to listen to the cheers of the thunder at this moment. After hearing the question, he suppressed all the pain and sweat and lightly made an OK gesture.

Chapter 150 World Famous Paintings No. 5

"Then this is the end of answering letters. I wanted to ask for more letters in the next issue, but then I realized that this is the last issue. Going out to do broadcasts every week has become a habit, and I'm sure the host will feel lonely in the future," said Hidaka Rina with some nostalgia and regret.

"No." Yin Ze supported his chin with both hands, his eyes as calm as a well, and spoke.

"Junior, why do you still look like you're cold in the rain? As a professional actor, being able to get into and out of a role is a basic skill." Hidaka Rina glanced sideways.

“How can a senior who only acts according to circumstances understand the pain of playing one’s true self?” Yin Ze shook his head slowly, his mood becoming depressed again.

A rain trapped me here. Your cold expression makes me sad.

The rain in June is you who are ruthless.

Every little bit of it hurts my heart.

"Candy, candy?" In addition to the figures, there were also some snacks and candies on the table, which were arranged to create the atmosphere of a board game party. Hidaka Rina deftly peeled a little white rabbit, pinched the candy with her white fingertips and held it in front of the host to apologize.

"I don't want to eat." Yin Ze shook his head again.

"Then what do you want to eat? Sister will get it for you." asked Hidaka Rina.

"I want hand-ground coffee."

"We don't have that kind of money. We can only afford candy." Hidaka Rina picked at the snacks on the table and couldn't help but add, "They're all in bulk."

"Then just make do with it. Fortunately, I have hands and feet, otherwise how could I live to this age?" Yin Ze said a few words of disgust. Unable to bear the little white rabbit milk candy dangling in front of his face, he opened his tiger's mouth and ate it all in one mouthful.

The comments were full of anger.

“You call this having hands and feet?”

"Just Make Do"

"I was lucky enough to see the heartwarming scene of Australopithecus being fed by tourists."

"In fact, we have prepared many great gifts for today." The producer's voice-over sounded again.

"Brother Senmu, how about I find you a stool and you sit over here?" Yin Ze felt that the producer had some talent in crosstalk and was willing to cultivate him.

"I just play a guiding role, like the elf in the game who teaches you how to move forward, backward and jump, and disappears once you leave the Novice Village. It's good like this now." Moriki Hiroshi was very humble.

"Why haven't the newbie gift packs been distributed yet? The broadcast is almost over!" Yin Ze said, taking the opportunity to make some money.

"Your question comes at a very good time.

2Good! Why? Because this product implements a level-clearing reward system! "

Unexpectedly, the producer's expression suddenly became excited.

"Next, let us invite our monument of achievement to make its grand debut!"

Moriki Hiroshi waved his hand again, and a burly staff member stepped into the screen with the gait of a dragon and a tiger. He handed the display board in his hands to the host with both hands in a very ceremonial manner, just like an award ceremony chairman, and then stepped back with the gait of a dragon and a tiger.

what is this?

Confused, Yin Ze held the meter-wide display board towards the camera, then stood up and found an angle to look at the content on it.

The dream tapir girl will not eat the broadcast of the brilliant monument at a glance!

Total number of letters reached 1000+: 330 box of 24ml*1 mini cans of Chipsi Cola/ bottle of Lanson Special Year Brut Champagne

Total number of views reached 100000+: Setouchi Area Rail Pass/Shiga Kogen Ski Resort 7-Day Deluxe Package

Topped the weekly and monthly charts once: Black Forest Cake Single Serving/Haagen Dazs Ice Cream Family Bucket

In the absence of the host, squeeze into the top three of the animation extension area: Children's Amusement Park 12-item coupons/two Disney Ocean Freedom tickets

The live broadcast had a maximum number of online viewers reaching 80000: one mountain bike/one Yamaha R62009 model (choose your own color).

The number of live broadcast replays reached 80000: a happy rocking chair/Banana 5 mobile phone 64GB

Completed: Added the 13th episode "The Dream Tapir Girl Won't Eat the Radio Resurrection"! High-definition video version!

The host's eyes glowed with a hungry wolf-like green light, and he kept saying "Great!", "Good health!", "A lifetime of peace!"

Apart from the meaningless resurrection, the rewards above are more luxurious and thoughtful than the others. Although they are all dry words that don't even match the pictures, Master Yin can feel the smell of money. It is this familiar touch. It is the emperor of modern society. Even now, he can still feel Fukuzawa Yukichi's strong and powerful little universe echoing with the endless greed in his heart!

Brother Senmu is just a radio producer, which is a waste of talent. With such charisma, generosity and outstanding ability, he is more than qualified to be a senior executive of a Fortune 500 company. There are no slogans, no chicken soup, only a gorgeous and eye-catching reward. With such courage, why worry about employees not working hard? !

"Brothers, please pay attention, promote the live broadcast room, and reach the highest number of online viewers, okay? Please!" The host immediately became excited, full of energy, and had endless energy. He was not afraid even if there was a resurrection!

The comments also rolled, expressing shock at the openness and generosity of the program crew.

"This is too powerful!" Hidaka Rina covered her mouth with her hands, stood up and looked, extremely surprised.

"...Well, but what does this slash symbol mean?" Yin Ze looked at it carefully several times and found that a slash separated the rewards. The former was purely consolation, while the latter was the top priority.

"The first prize is a set prize. As long as the goal is achieved, it will be delivered immediately." The producer smiled and explained slowly, "The second one is an advanced version. The host and assistant need to unlock it in a unique way to be eligible. Otherwise, even if you have achieved the goal, you can only get the set prize."

Good man, the battle pass [Note: refers to the seasonal game activities, players can earn points and complete various stages, and after completing the stages of the battle pass, they will receive various rewards], this person's ability and foresight to incite players to spend money is ten years ahead of the planning industry. If you have such a wonderful idea, don't be a radio producer, just join the dark side of the gaming industry.

"Then I wonder how much I need to top up to become a noble member and obtain the qualification?" Yin Ze asked cautiously, "Let me make it clear first, if you want to recoup your costs, I will accept the minimum living allowance award on the spot."

"Don't worry, this is already a beautiful thing, and I will naturally not let it be tainted by the vulgar smell of money. You two don't have to pay any substantial price, you just need to play a small game." The producer nodded.

"Oh? What game? Whether it's strategy, reaction, or puzzle, I'll take it all." Yin Ze heard this, as if he was going to play rock-paper-scissors. He smiled confidently and arrogantly, and pressed the assistant's shoulder who was also eager to try, and advised him earnestly like an elder, "Senior, just stay here and don't move. Just lie down. Just don't disturb me. When I get the reward, I will naturally give you half."

"What? I'm also very strong. I haven't met an opponent when playing Tetris yet." Hidaka Rina said dissatisfiedly when she was looked down upon.

"Stop talking childish words. This is a dark game with hundreds of thousands of yen at stake. You can't be lax at all. The bloodiness and cruelty in it are beyond your imagination. Just listen to me!" Yin Ze said seriously.

"From what I heard, has the junior ever gambled with money when playing games with others before?" Hidaka Rina said with disdain.

"You're kidding. When I go to the arcade, other people always pay for it. The reputation of a bad bounty hunter is not just for show. Just watch me do it quietly." Yin Ze was firm in his attitude.

"That won't do. Fighting alone doesn't fit in with the happy style of our program group. This game can only be played by two of you." Moriki Hiroshi stopped someone from thinking of playing alone.

"Did you hear that?" Hidaka Rina rolled up her sleeves proudly.

"That's fine. It's not the first time I lead a bunch of rookies into battle." Yin Ze sighed and realized there was no room for maneuver. He had no choice but to agree. "So what kind of game is it?"

"Bang bang bang, the truth!" Moriki Hiroshi pushed up the frame of his glasses and said solemnly, as if he was introducing a high-tech project to investors.

"...I suddenly lost my fighting spirit. No matter how generous the reward was, I couldn't get excited." The host let go of the display board as if he had been electrocuted, but his assistant quickly fixed it.

Master Yin has become a doctor after years of illness. He kicked his legs tactically and the chair with wheels sent the person 10cm away.

"Don't be afraid of the battle. I admit that the name may have a murderous aura, but the rules and content are still very fresh and simple." Moriki Hiroshi said gently, "First, our staff will give the questions, and then the two of you will answer them at the same time. If the two answers are the same, you will win. In the end, as long as you get more than half of the answers right, you will succeed in the game and unlock the advanced prizes."

"At first glance, it seems that the key point of the rule is the consistency of the answers, rather than the correctness of the answer to the question?" Hidaka Rina listened very attentively and pointed out the key point keenly.

"good."

"What if my answer is the same as the host's, but I got it wrong? How do we judge this situation?"

"This requires a specific analysis of the specific situation. As long as the mistake is not particularly outrageous and is related to the correct answer, the priority for victory will be the 'synchronous' answer." Moriki Hiroshi gave detailed standards.

"I see. So what's being tested is not our knowledge, but our mutual understanding and cooperation." Hidaka Rina nodded deeply. "Indeed, this is a perfect fit for the final game segment of the broadcast."

"I think the animation broadcast should include more segments related to the original work..." Yin Ze said silently.

"The encounter between Fujigen Kai and Akizuki Meimeng is full of stories. There were misunderstandings when we first met, and they didn't get along at first. There were frictions and conflicts when we first started working together, but they finally had a good relationship. We now have a deep friendship, and the process of bringing hearts closer is the same. The bond between Fujigen and Akizuki has been shown, and now it's time to show the bond between the players," explained Hidaka Rina.

"You have a point..."

"Come on! Aren't you tempted by the Ocean Freedom Ticket?"

"The most expensive thing here is the motorcycle, right?"

“Expensive does not mean good. If you go out with friends and create wonderful memories, the value of that day cannot be matched by any amount of money,” Hidaka Rina taught.

"That makes sense. If you win this game, I'll give you tickets to both the ocean park and the ski resort. Please have fun with your friends and make the most of your youth. All I ask for is a motorcycle, okay?" Yin Ze nodded happily.

"Are you going to give up the kindness of the program crew? You're not going?" Hidaka Rina frowned.

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