Tokyo Sound

The voice that was praised by everyone as naturally gorgeous, made a series of meaningless distorted noises. The man's hair stood on end and he stepped back repeatedly.

The dark demon reaped even more fear, and its attacks became more fierce. Its instinct for red blood and fresh flesh drove it to roar forward.

Suddenly, a beautiful figure flashed and stood in front of the weak and helpless man.

In a flash, before the doomsday crisis.

The hero appears!

The beginning was the familiar trampling of war!

As if sensing the murderous intent, the devil roared and made a desperate move. The hideous monster shouted to the sky, and its back-chilling mouth exuded a bloody smell!

Then comes eternal darkness.

Sakura Ayane lifted her slippers, looked down at the torn little bug, and turned back to comfort it.

"It's okay, I stepped on it to death."

The live broadcast room was completely silent.

The staff were stunned.

Chapter 11 Tactical Pull

At that time, the oil-stealing beast was only 0.01 centimeters away from my delicate soles.

A quarter of an incense stick passed.

silence.

Silence is dignified serenity.

The host's dignity and reputation are already shaky. After the purple talent of "not long to live", he will once again be forced by the public to be labeled with the orange talent of "not qualified to be a man". In the long thinking and anticipation of overclocking, the man saw countless humble futures that were ridiculed and mocked.

So he decided to tell a lie.

Although Street Drifter has told countless lies in his life, he thinks this one is the most serious...

"Sakura-san, don't be afraid, I'm here for you. Don't worry, this filth will never get close to you!"

Yin Ze spoke in a deep voice, and with swift steps and nimble movements, he stood in front of his savior. His trembling body suddenly became great, as majestic as a god of war standing tall.

"A mere cockroach dared to charge the imperial carriage, so he should be killed on the spot. Unfortunately, the slippers and the floor did not fit well together, and the friction was quite strong, so I was unable to perform the Heavenly Can Kick in the first place, and instead caused trouble for the distinguished guest."

"Senior, how about you? Are you not frightened?" the man asked again with concern. "Look, you are so scared that you can't even close your mouth. Well, it makes sense. After all, you are a delicate girl. It's understandable that you are afraid of insects."

No one responded.

The staff members froze like statues. Even the comments in the feedback window were gone, as if they were still in great shock and hadn't woken up yet.

half an hour.

Hidaka Rina finally closed her slightly open mouth.

"...I was indeed frightened." The younger senior said firmly, "But not by it, but by you."

"Oh? This is also normal. The saints said that when there is thunder and strong wind, there will be changes. The senior is familiar with the gentle and kind-hearted me, but just a few seconds ago I had murderous intentions and revealed some domineering aura. My temperament changed drastically. It's understandable that you felt unfamiliar and at a loss for a moment." Yin Ze sighed.

"You, are afraid of it?" The younger senior did not continue to argue, but pointed directly at the 3-centimeter-thin sad corpse on the ground, which was as thin as a two-dimensional creature.

"Haha, what a joke." Yin Ze let out a laugh as heavy as a mountain, like a hero in the outlaw forest. "How can a real man fear a small insect? At most, he has some compassion for life, so for a moment, he couldn't bear it."

Hidaka Rina silently pulled out a small pack of tissues from her waist bag, pulled out a piece, and bent over to collect the body. The soft napkin wrapped the cockroach's tragic remains like a shroud.

The two looked at each other from afar.

"Senior, you are so kind. Okay, let's hand it over to the staff and let them handle it. Let's continue with the important live broadcast." Yin Ze said calmly.

"Are you afraid of it?"

"ridiculous--"

Hidaka Rina abruptly moved forward with her hand holding the paper ball.

The man's expression changed slightly, and he took three steps back, returning from the front line to the protected area and standing behind the hero. This was almost an instinctive action, and when he thought to himself that it was not good, everything was too late.

The lie, which was already full of holes, was instantly shattered into rubble.

Hidaka Rina pursed her lips tightly, her long eyelashes were trembling, and her usually perfect expression management showed signs of being unbalanced and broken. That's right, she was trying desperately to hold back her laughter.

Even the experienced child stars were like this, not to mention the staff who originally belonged to the chaotic evil camp. A series of undisguised laughter echoed in the live broadcast room, a symphony of wind and thunder, and a huge scene. It can be said to be very hilarious.

The commanders came back to their senses, and it seemed as if Yamato and the Golden Fleet were leaping in. The barrage was loaded, and it was rushing wildly, covering the entire screen in the blink of an eye, leaving only repeated fonts in a mess of colors, causing delays and jams.

The person covered his face with his hands.

"Sakura-kun, my Superman, please be kind and help me find a paper bag." The man's calm words came out from between his fingers.

"Huh? Why?" Sakura Ayane was a little confused by this sudden incident.

"Of course, I'll button two holes and put it on my head," the man continued.

The live broadcast was temporarily interrupted and the image was replaced by a promotional picture of the animation and the radio. The official explanation was that it would take a few minutes for technical adjustments.

"Takizawa Hidaka Manzai Broadcasting Fans Group"

"Brother Dong: It's fine if the group owner doesn't show up, but why aren't the others talking?"

"Sweet potato stir fry: Because I just lost my ability to speak."

"Yeyeyeye God: I'm sorry, I don't know what to say, I'm stupid."

"Austrian boyfriend: He is indeed my ideal man. He is so handsome even when his butt is on fire and he is running away with his head in his hands~"

"Gale DD Alexander: I must pass this scene of modern art back to my hometown on the Internet."

"Takizawa Sakura friendly witness group"

"El Explosion: Finally, the persecuted attribute has begun to reversely affect the voice actor. It's the same despair, and there are also protected people around him, but this time the knight did not die or cry, because someone rushed to save him. This is a great feat that Panisse, Kirito, and Altria have not achieved in the play, enough to be sublimated into a legend. Finally, the man who has always sacrificed for the dreams of others is protected! In comparison, Miss Hidaka is far inferior. No matter which dimension she is in, she just quietly watched the knight die for her. The contrast is simply shocking."

"Brother Dong: Tears in my eyes, Wuzhangyuan is crying."

"Scallion fried rice without egg: Tokyo University is crying."

"Chewing phlegm: Shizuoka Prefecture is crying."

"Yukiguro: Kiritsugu is crying."

……

The technical adjustment did not last long, and soon the familiar scene of three people sitting together reappeared.

On the left and right are the Dharma King Sakura of the Disaster-eliminating Guide Sulan Luo and the God Cai of the Fire-Gongbu Xian De Xingjun.

In the center is Mara, who pretends to be calm and composed, pretends to have a heart as pure as a bodhi tree, and has a hypocritical and kind face.

"Hello, audience friends, welcome back to the extended broadcast revival hosted by the Kyoginsen and Yumemo Girls Production Committee. I am your old friend, Takizawa Satoru." The host has a pure broadcasting style and a formal business expression. "Today we are fortunate to have the famous main commentator Hidaka Rina and the young IM player Sakura Ayane."

"Hello, everyone." The two girls nodded.

"As the saying goes, when good things happen, people feel refreshed, and when the weather is good, one does not worry. Today is a great and glorious day to end a journey, so we are welcoming a thunderstorm after a long time. Don't be fooled by the dark clouds and strong winds outside, but everyone has suffered from the scorching heat for a long time. It is finally cool this time, which is just right, a double happiness."

The host folded his hands and spoke clearly and powerfully.

"Under the leadership and promotion of producer Moriki Hiroshi, Mengmo Radio upholds the adventurous spirit of bravely seizing opportunities, not fearing difficulties, and facing challenges, and fully implements the topicality of each issue, fully highlighting the character of young people in the Heisei era. Focus on solving the most concerned, most direct, and most realistic troubles of adolescent fans. Therefore, with the support of many parties, Mengmo Radio can achieve such outstanding results.

"Teacher Hidaka, as an indispensable partner in the series of broadcasts, what do you think of the current achievements and responses?" the host asked respectfully.

"The key to success lies in people, but more importantly, it is the general trend of the times. If you want a tree to grow tall, you must strengthen its roots. If you want a river to flow freely, you must dredge its source. I think this is actually a very simple result. First of all, the efforts of the program team have been recognized, and then they have gained great encouragement from the love of the fans, and continue to work hard to move forward. In this way, a virtuous double cycle can be achieved. These factors are indispensable." The assistant analyzed.

"Well-reasoned and convincing." The host turned around and asked, "What does Sakura think?"

“…I think it’s great.” said the guest.

"Row."

The style of the painting suddenly changed, and the excited comments became confused and unhappy.

"Educational channel?"

"Nothing happened"

"There are people here who are socially dead but still pretend to be experts, but I won't tell you who it is."

"The cockroach died in vain? It's such a disregard for insect life! Can this world ever get better?"

"Let's move on to the next part." Yin Ze flipped through the script, glanced down, and flipped through more than a dozen pages as if nothing had happened. "Okay. Let's move directly to the next part. The promotion and thank you stage. Audiences who don't like it can drag the progress bar to the end, or use Ctrl+W to jump to the second channel, or click the × in the upper right corner to save your life."

"?" Sakura Ayane didn't expect there to be such a thing, and turned her head away in disbelief.

Hidaka Rina accurately took the microphone in front of the man, with a faint smile on her lips, "Next is 'If I could live my life over again'. We will solve your problems in the form of a short play. The staff has already carefully screened many letters in advance and extracted key words and sentences. Now we have two boxes on the table. The blue box contains scenes and behaviors, and the red box contains characters. They will be randomly drawn and pieced together to form a complete description, which is the topic we are going to perform."

"Why do we have to break it up? This way we can't answer the audience correctly, because even the questions are randomly put together. How can this be considered solving problems? The staff who designed this segment should apologize to the fans who sent letters." Yin Ze turned his body and used Sakura Ayane's microphone to question.

"Because the host lost the rock-paper-scissors game and is being punished, he has to bear a greater responsibility." Hidaka Rina ignored her request and continued, "Then I will draw the blue box and Ayane will draw the red box."

The two guardian gods then extended their devilish hands.

Chapter 12: Open and secret struggles

"The one I drew is 'How to wake up a sleeping ○ with high emotional intelligence in a movie theater.'" Hidaka Rina held up the note, tore it open, and turned it over to show everyone.

"My side is 'boyfriend'." Sakura Ayane also held up the note.

So the topic is "How to wake up your sleeping boyfriend in a quiet movie theater with high emotional intelligence"?

"It's funny. A serious social topic has been turned into such an ugly topic. A world where everyone is hurt is finally created." Yin Ze shook his head pretentiously, then sighed and leaned back in his chair, ready to lie down. "Forget it, don't worry about it. Come on, I'll be the so-called 'boyfriend', and you two can just let it go. Let me make it clear first, the 'boyfriend' I play is grumpy when I wake up, and I'm arbitrary and overbearing. If your emotional intelligence is not pure enough, I'll get mad."

"What are you talking about?" Hidaka Rina raised her eyes indifferently and said in a strange tone, "Of course I will be the 'boyfriend'. You are the one who lost the game and was punished, so naturally you have to be the one who does the hard work of solving the problem."

"I'm a man with a guts as strong as iron and bones as strong as steel. How can I wake up my boyfriend?" Yin Ze was slightly stunned. "Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

"Then you can pretend to be your girlfriend." Hidaka Rina suggested.

"How dare you assume my gender?" Yin Ze frowned and spoke with a killer move. Among all kinds of martial arts, this is the politically correct boxing.

"You can even not be a human, not a thing..."

"You said I'm nothing?!"

"Uh, you're a thing."

"What am I?"

"…You can do whatever you want." Hidaka Rina deliberately said in a despicable and cute voice that no vulgar man could resist, "Anyway, you have experience in acting as a monster. Let me make it clear first, if your emotional intelligence is not pure enough and you lose face as a man in public, I will beat you up on the spot."

"Haha, senior has arranged everything, what else can I say?" Yin Ze hypocritically responded.

The program team didn't give the hosts any time to think and prepare. After finalizing their respective positions, they directly hit the starting sound effects and beat the drums to begin the battle.

Boom-!

The scene suddenly became quiet and the world focused on the host.

The man looked at the group of staff who were constantly making trouble and never stopped.

He first pondered, then cleared his throat, and then moved closer to the microphone, reciting slowly and softly, like reciting a poem. His tone and rhythm were inspired by A Bite of China, and he spoke in a leisurely manner, leaving a lingering aftertaste.

"The cinema was packed with people. The lights dimmed, leaving only the faint light from the screen, which could not illuminate every corner. A couple also came to watch the movie. They seemed to have a good relationship, but they were not in love. The boyfriend in the lead had a leopard head and round eyes, and was as strong as a diamond. His breath smelled like sulfur. He could be called a monster and was very strong. The girl next to him was only 28 years old, with skin as white as flowing clouds, feet as slender as bamboo shoots, and a handsome appearance in the daytime. She was especially beautiful, but her slender and sad eyes hid a coldness."

"The relationship between the beauty and the beast may have reached an end of no return - at the beginning of the film, the beautiful sound of the violin kicked off the romantic story. And the boyfriend, who seemed to be the reincarnation of the Yan people holding the Zhangba Snake Spear, fell asleep with his eyes open and snored loudly. Perhaps he was really not interested in such secular films about love."

“?” Hidaka Rina glanced sideways.

The barrage of comments directly called it professional.

"Wow, there's even a voice-over, what a big production"

"This is the recitation skill of the person I love. Here comes the picture!"

"Store, give me 10 kilograms of Wong Kar-wai, all finely chopped into action movies. Don't show any emotion in them."

"This is the first time in the academic world that Ms. Hidaka is the reincarnation of Yide. Everyone should remember this."

The younger senior gave him face and cooperated, just pouted his lips and glanced at the guy next to him. Then he followed the storyteller's instructions and opened his eyes wide, lowered his head slightly, and used his superb acting skills to make exaggerated snoring sounds.

"Like Godzilla's roar, it echoed in this quiet theater. Everyone felt the great power of the tractor breaking concrete, but dared not speak out. They endured it and continued to enjoy the movie." Yin Ze continued to narrate, "Soon, five minutes passed, and the hero and heroine of the movie met for the first time."

"Snoring--" Hidaka Rina snored.

"Ten minutes passed and the relationship between the male and female protagonists in the movie heated up," said Yin Ze.

"Snoring--" Hidaka Rina continued snoring.