Tokyo Sound

Hayami Saori nodded.

"As expected, your love for the dark world is not groundless. As your senior in the company, I feel it is my duty to conduct a diagnosis and treatment - yes, I actually received the first commission of the Service Club a long time ago, and the first person who should be reformed is you."

Moriki Hiroshi, who was standing outside the venue, shook his head repeatedly.

After not seeing him for many days, this young man whom he had discovered still remained a resistance fighter like Spartacus.

Chapter 117: Level 1 Reversal

"I don't need treatment, that's what the injured warriors seek." Yin Ze shook his head, unscrewed the bottle cap of the drink on the table, and said some irrelevant words, "And I'm an assassin, just chasing the meteors and the moon——"

"Is that really the case? You've been deeply involved in the dubbing of Oregairu, but you still don't realize it?"

However, Hayami Saori spoke in a sad and sympathetic tone, like a psychologist treating a patient who was depressed and unaware of it.

"Well, let me draw a personality portrait for you first. First of all, due to your long-term single life, you have a unique perspective on things, mature thinking, and understand the complexity and dangers of interpersonal relationships. Even though you are relatively friendly with a group of partners, you still keep a certain distance in secret..."

"Why are you suddenly introducing Hikigaya-kun?" Yin Ze was very confused.

"No, I'm talking about you." Hayami Saori's eyes were firm.

"?" Someone was confused.

"You and Hikigaya seem to be from two different worlds, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that you are basically the same kind, both of you have flaws that need to be healed by others. You have countless similarities, such as excellent grades in liberal arts, frequent quotations of famous passages and proverbs, and your ability to speak eloquently, but your math is extremely poor..." Hayami Saori continued.

"That's wrong." Yin Ze said impatiently, immediately citing a classic, "After three days, I'm impressed. My math is now at the middle to high level of the general college entrance examination."

"This is not surprising, because your strength in liberal arts has already surpassed Hikigaya-kun. In other words, in terms of academic ability, you are an enhanced version of Hikigaya-kun. After all, you are a student in the first high school. In this case, it is natural that your math score has improved slightly, from extremely poor to good, and there is no need to say more." Hayami Saori spread her hands.

"..."

"Although she keeps her distance secretly, she is quite open with certain men, such as Matsuoka-kun from our company. Like Hikigaya-kun, she is convinced that she will never have romantic feelings for a boy, so she often laughs heartily at Matsuoka's behavior." Hayami Saori added.

"Senior, please explain it more clearly."

"Matsuoka-kun plays the role of Totsuka Ayaka in your life."

"Isn't this a bit far-fetched?" The man scratched his head upon hearing this.

"Although you don't have a partner, considering that you eat and drink at the snack bar all day, your ambition should be to be a househusband or something like that. Since you live alone, you seem to be quite capable of housework." Hayami Saori said confidently, "See, we match again."

"Haha, you are totally wrong. My fastest record for processing a live fish is 2 hours and 34 seconds. I achieved this feat with the help of my neighbor's little sister." Yin Ze said proudly.

"Then that's right." Hayami Saori made an unsuccessful snap of her fingers, but nothing happened.

"What's right about that?" Yin Ze was half annoyed.

"You also have a protective heart towards your sister. If nothing unexpected happens, you will often tutor her in her studies and go out in the hot summer to buy reference books for her." Hayami Saori asked with foresight, "You should have done all the good things I mentioned, right?"

"I have done so, but..." Yin Ze hesitated.

"Almost every piece of evidence matches. How can you still defend yourself?" Hayami Saori dug out all the evidence like a famous detective and presented it under the scorching sun, questioning sharply.

Ah this.

The man's eyes were somewhat dazed.

If we analyze it this way...it seems to be just as she said, and there is no way to refute it.

But that's not right, both my manager and the sound director said that they didn't win by sync this time, but by strength! I clearly earned the lead role this time by my skills!

"Now let me ask you again, do you think Hikigaya-kun needs help?" asked Saori Hayami.

"A paranoid and weird young man like that, of course, has to learn a new one..." Yin Ze frowned.

"That's right, Hikigaya-kun needs to be completed, and you are Hikigaya-kun. According to equal substitution, you also need to be completed at once." Hayami Saori said calmly.

Seeing that he was about to fall into the opponent's home court and the opponent's inherent barrier, the battle-hardened man uncovered the cards and fought back.

"Is that really the case? Then what about the seniors?" Yin Ze snorted, trying to change the situation, "Shouldn't the seniors who also hold the title of Minister of the Service Department also be corrected? After all, they are all problem boys and girls."

"I don't need to." Hayami Saori shook her head, "Because Yukino and I are technically different people."

"Humph, that's not up to you to decide. Don't you know that the staff thinks your shadows are overlapping?" Yin Ze's smile turned cold, and he slammed the table to counterattack, even the starting moves were exactly the same, "First of all, your academic performance is equally good."

"Indeed, but I was not isolated by my classmates, my indoor shoes were not hidden 60 times, I did not study abroad, and I did not lack friends because of my personality." Hayami Saori easily resolved the issue and emphasized, "I was not confused about the future, closed my heart, and I did not sit in a black car and make physical contact with you walking on the sidewalk."

What if I get in touch with him?

If I were really Hikigaya-kun, would I let go of this lady who fell from the sky without extorting millions of yen from her?

"There's no need to rush to prove your innocence. Besides, he often treats others with a sharp tongue and speaks his mind to those around him. Although he appears stern and cold at first glance, he actually has a gentle and lovely side inside—" Yin Ze pointed out.

"I'm not being harsh. Don't make false accusations. Otherwise, you can ask for evidence in the company." Hayami Saori simply refuted, and then smiled, "But the praise in the second half, ah, although I am a little embarrassed to admit it, it seems that you still have a pair of discerning eyes."

"I don't mean to brag, I'm just stating the facts." Yin Ze said helplessly, "Besides that, uh, besides that..."

"What else?" Hayami Saori pressed.

Miraculously, the man was stuck and fell into a brief silence.

A lady from a noble family?

How could he know such personal information involving other people's family information? Although his agent had told him that the other party was from a wealthy family and he should have a more correct attitude when working, that was all he knew. He didn't know more.

Appearance and demeanor?

No matter how much you say, it will be misinterpreted as "praise", which is really sophistry and quite despicable.

Calm down and think carefully. Those swords and spears stabbing at you, those stupid sitting on the sofa and grinning, those lazy and unmotivated things, those are all evidence of shortcomings.

So you should also point out the other person's shortcomings.

So what are Yukino's shortcomings? Apart from the twisted character that was just barely excused by the other party, what other fatal and critical materialistic shortcomings can't be covered up with words? !

The flow of time has slowed down.

A storm is brewing and sweeping in the deep ocean of thinking.

Thoughts raced through my mind, and the original work's cultural data stream kept flashing before my eyes.

Corridor of Life, please, lend me strength!

The protection that transcends common sense, is fair and ruthless, and will faithfully carry out the master's orders also responds well to the cry of the contractor.

I saw a word being searched, and it jumped out in bright red. That was the secret strategy for counterattack! That was the magic move that countless chess players throughout the ages had dreamed of!

It's clear that—

"Guanzhong Plain"!

"..."

The man almost vomited blood.

Master Yin was indeed a veteran who had survived hundreds of battles. He suddenly realized the ultimate killing move in an instant, but his face was sorrowful, his lips were trembling, and he did not dare to move rashly.

There is no other reason, I just don’t dare to say it out loud.

Moreover, men have always been upright and have a clear conscience. Such rude thoughts are definitely not what a righteous man should have, so the data stream was actively cut off, blowing out the lamp of hope.

Then, time flows again.

"What's wrong? Why are you silent?" Hayami Saori continued to question.

Take me to hell.

It is my eternal justice.

Yin Ze was silent, then he smiled heroically and with relief.

"I lost."

"Very good, then let's start discussing the specific matters regarding your transformation surgery. Does the patient have any other difficult and complicated illnesses?" Hayami Saori even started to take notes and write medical records.

"Before that, please allow me to complain." Yin Ze suddenly said.

"Please say."

"Is this reasonable?"

"Makes sense. Go ahead." Hayami Saori replied immediately.

"Wait." Yin Ze slowly raised his hand to interrupt the other party's chanting, "Since the senior has already said that you are not Yukino, then forgive me for refusing treatment."

"Why is this again?"

"Because, I'm Hikigaya."

Yin Ze said mysteriously.

"Only Yukino, who is also chasing the real thing, can talk to me. I thought Senior had the qualifications, but you have cut off the connection. It's no wonder that I parted ways."

"What should we do? It's impossible for Yukino to really come out of the book. Then I, the person who has the deepest connection with her, am the only one who can help." Hayami Saori seemed really worried.

"The one with the deepest connection is obviously the author." Yin Ze was displeased.

"That's right. In the next few episodes, let's see if we can invite the original author to be a guest and be an instrument nurse to help with the operation." Hayami Saori nodded.

"...Forget it, this is good enough." Yin Ze refused righteously. Are you kidding? Who wants to be touched by a homosexual light novel author? It's already tiring to deal with Shimazaki Nobunaga who is also writing novels.

"That's a deal, but, yes. How about taking this opportunity to set up an additional segment in the next broadcast?" Hayami Saori thought, "The name is 'Hikigaya Completion Project', soliciting strategies from the audience, aiming to enrich your real life and become a real real person."

"You're overstepping your authority. This was decided by the producer," Yin Ze said.

"What does the producer think?" Hayami Saori glanced.

"I think it's OK." A mature and steady office worker said.

You old thief Senmu has no sovereignty at all, how hateful!

"Okay, then it's decided. This way, the broadcast will be more diverse." Hayami Saori clasped her hands together and said happily, "Without further delay, let's start testing the waters now. Since this is a temporary establishment, let's discuss it internally for the time being."

"What do you want to discuss?" Yin Ze folded his hands and glanced at the side.

"Of course it's life."

"You mean, you want me to discuss life?" Yin Ze was surprised and couldn't believe it for a moment.

"good."

"You are worthy of being a good student of Waseda University. Senior, you are really willing to ask questions. Then just tell me your doubts. I will use my rich experience to answer them." Yin Ze readily followed his advice.

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Chapter 118: Not Allowed

"First of all, I would like to ask, do you have the intention to take the examination to become a monk?" Yin Ze rubbed his hands impatiently.

"It's a bit too early to talk about this..." Hayami Saori was a little confused when she was suddenly asked about her studies.

"It's not too early, it's not too early, we can start thinking about the topic now."

Yin Ze frowned like a leader of some literature college, tapped the table with his fingers, and spoke in a stern tone.

"We finally have such a good environment and resources, but instead of using them to explore the wisdom and future of civilization, we only think about how to grab the high-cost-effective limited roast chicken in the cafeteria every day. How can this be acceptable? As the saying goes, learning never ends. Did the motivation for you to struggle through the sea of ​​questions just to get a graduation certificate and a scholarship? Being admitted to a top university is indeed the end of a stage, so it's time to start the next stage!"

"These words don't seem to be appropriate coming out of your mouth." Hayami Saori felt it was strange.

"Don't worry about that. I want to know if you have the desire to learn more." Yin Ze asked.

"Well, I haven't thought about it. After all, it's still early for graduation." Hayami Saori thought for a while.

"Okay, then how are your grades in school?" Yin Ze asked again, looking very expectant. "Do you have any experience in social experiments? Do you have reliable data retention? Has the teacher assigned homework beyond the syllabus? Have you participated in journal publications?"

"...No one in my family cares as much as you do. I feel like the distance between you and me has suddenly widened a lot. Why are you asking these questions?" Hayami Saori was a little uncomfortable. We should be discussing light novels.

"Senior, you wouldn't just sign in and out of class every day in college, not plan your electives, just choose the ones with high scores and easy to take, and spend most of your time lazily enjoying the wonderful and free campus life, right?" Yin Ze became alert. If that was the case, then wouldn't his good plan be in vain?

"How rude! How can you ask so directly? Even some middle schools only give out rankings and not detailed scores when they release monthly exam results." Hayami Saori said helplessly.

"Why should academics care about face? We are not amateur scientists! Only pure truth and essence can move us!" Yin Ze began to get anxious. "I thought seniors, who are at the same level as me, would have known this a long time ago!"

"I, my grades are okay." Under pressure, Hayami Saori had to speak ambiguously.

It’s over.

The man's face lost 20% of its saturation in an instant, and he felt as if the blood in his heart had suddenly cooled.

When he was faced with the same question, he also answered "OK" or "Fair". In fact, he had a 45-point test paper in his schoolbag waiting for his parents' signature.

There are some things in this world that are always difficult to talk about.

Or maybe, it's not that bad. After all, he is a successful college entrance examination candidate, and a certain Mediterranean director and an iron-blooded educator are also of this level. Although those two were suppressed in the forbidden zone of life by the age crisis, their IQ level is never absent.