"How can you pass this? It's hard to find a true friend in this situation, and you're just going to let the listeners down?" Yin Ze made an impassioned speech.

"You've spoiled the whole thing. It's not attractive anymore." Risa Taneda started to pass the blame.

"Then let's change to an advanced version. Instead of being jealous of the rice ball, be jealous of the jelly." Yin Ze thought for a moment.

"Why?" Risa Taneda asked.

"Because compared to the monotonous rice balls that can only be chewed, jelly has more ways to eat, and sucking it is even easier and more skillful. How do you say bloodsucking? Sucking blood." Yin Ze easily broke through the limit.

"Senior, this is the lowest." Risa Taneda's words were few but meaningful, and disdain overflowed from her words.

"?"

"The next one is from the radio name '←→AB'. Setsuna is jealous of the rickety sedan."

Risa Taneda spoke quickly in a business voice before the guests could fan the flames.

"Because it can make the senior deeply addicted, and with a little temptation, he can travel with the senior sleeping like a baby, and once the bumps are too intense, the senior will be unable to withstand the force and vomit due to exhaustion~..."

"Against the will of heaven." Yin Ze stood in awe, convinced. Both the name and the content of the broadcast had the aura of a strong man.

"Come to think of it, I can't get used to the smell inside a car, especially a new one. You're referring to motion sickness, right? Wouldn't it be better to change it to 'Only I am Kojou-kun's motion sickness medicine'?" Risa Taneda has learned to improve.

"I see. I'm only dizzy towards you, right?" Yin Ze nodded.

"I feel like after this episode is broadcast, Kojo-kun will be harmed by the negative publicity from the people involved." Taneda Risa stood at the commanding height of the animation team and said angrily, "You are stealing the show and disturbing the plot."

"I stole the show? I'm just a guest. I don't even know the name of the tenth beast. How can I steal the show?" Yin Ze was shocked. He had always been framed by the role, and he had never heard of him turning around and framing the role.

"Return the title of the Fourth True Ancestor and start over as an ordinary kind person." Risa Taneda said earnestly.

"Okay, okay, I'll do whatever you say." Yin Ze actually obeyed very gently and kindly.

It's not that he doesn't care, the main fact is that he is about to join the restoration of humanity as a layman master.

"Speaking of cars, you're a very good driver." Taneda Risa praised casually, "Last time I sat in the passenger seat, I felt it was very stable, you didn't look like a beginner at all, you looked like a master."

"This is a matter of course and not worth mentioning." Yin Ze waved his hand modestly.

"It's been a while since you got your license. Have you made any plans to buy a car?" asked Risa Taneda.

"No, you know I usually commute by motorcycle. Occasionally, when I go on a business trip, it's convenient to take the train or rent a car. As for the driver's license, I just accompanied a friend to take the test, although in the end he became a runner-up." Yin Ze smiled slightly, which was very excessive. "So far, I have only driven a few people, so you can understand how low my needs are."

"Oh? Who did you carry?" Risa Taneda asked curiously.

"You were the first one, then my teacher...the others, uh, there seemed to be only two?" Master Yin tilted his head and recalled.

"Hey, it sounds like your co-pilot position is a rare qualification." Taneda Risa smiled and said jokingly, "I don't think I'll have to pay for a ride next time I want to get a ride."

"That requires a car to be available." Yin Ze sighed, "Even more so if it's a good car."

Generally speaking, people rent a car just to get around, and they don’t go out of their way to rent a fancy brand. Besides, when you need to show off, why spend money? You can just ask your uncle to help you.

The only problem is that the uncle is overly concerned and would ask about the purpose of borrowing the car, where he is going, and even the gender of the passenger seat. He is like a worried mother who is sending her child to study in another city for the first time. He feels uneasy and wants to know everything. He is full of love and is unwilling to let go easily.

Even the oldest teacher among the elders, Mr. Onishi Kawase, was not so reluctant.

Alas, my uncle is just too kind-hearted.

"How is Miss Zhongtian? Have you taken the license exam?" Yin Ze asked.

"No."

"Where's the motorcycle?"

"No, do I look like a cycling girl?" said Risa Taneda.

"...Girl." Yin Ze repeated meaningfully.

"What did you say?" Risa Taneda replied with the same meaningful tone.

"Oh, what I mean is that although Miss Taneda looks quiet and honest, she is actually a bit naughty, so I wonder if you would like to be a knight." Yin Ze said, "Because sometimes you can be weird."

"It's not strange, it's not strange, I'm super ordinary." Risa Taneda declared.

"This is a compliment. In short, it means someone has personality and charm." Yin Ze explained, "It's normal that the person himself doesn't notice it."

"Is this true?" Taneda Risa doubted, "Well, you have to remind me when I'm acting weird."

"It's about time to move on to the next step." Yin Ze reminded, and at the same time took the bottle of water. It must be said that the gold medal producer also has his merits. He is the only one who opens high-end champagne for a live broadcast.

"As expected of you who are experienced, you are so sensitive to the program schedule." Taneda Risa nodded, "The next segment is Kojo-kun's complaints."

"?"

"In 'Bloodlust', Kogi-kun is often complained by his sister, often scolded by Setsuna-chan, and often complained by his classmates and friends. Therefore, the program team is collecting letters from everyone who wants to be blamed. And the guests will represent Kogi-kun and blame others for once." Risa Taneda read the script calmly.

"What do you mean, the audience is seeking my reprimand?" Yin Ze found it a bit magical. He wondered if this was not the professional field of Kugimiya Rie from the same company, or Hayami Saori.

"Hehe, even such an experienced guest must be starting to get nervous." Risa Taneda watched from the sidelines.

That's not the case. I've done similar jobs before, such as working as a receptionist and chat host at the Open Air Café in the Faculty of Literature at the University of Tokyo.

"I'm from 'a netizen from a landlocked country in southern Central Europe'. I'm totally bad at tidying up my room. When it's the messiest, there's no place to step. I can't invite friends over like this. In order to urge me to stay in shape, please, guest-san, blame me from the perspective of a boy in love!" Risa Taneda resounded.

"Uh, so it's girls who submitted the post? Bloodthirsty Strike also has female audiences." Yin Ze sighed.

"Are you ready?" It was Risa Taneda's turn to urge, "Let's get started."

"Youzi (netizen Zi), this is the first time I come to your house." The man suddenly spoke, his voice was slender and mellow, gentle as water, like willows brushing across a spring lake, causing slight ripples.

"?" The host exclaimed in surprise at how quickly the guest got into the role.

"You obviously can't drink much, but you still want to show off. I know you are ambitious and have discussed this project for a long time, but health is more important. To be honest, I am a little angry now." The man said with some dissatisfaction, "...You are hugging me too tightly. Being coquettish is not a panacea. Let go, I will carry you to the sofa. Alas, there is no place to stay. I finally know why you always refuse to let me come to your house, you little fool."

The professional voice actors’ description of the scene is very powerful, and they can explain the cause and process in just a few words. Even without the pictures, the audience can imagine the scene from the magnetic and gorgeous voice.

The rich, affectionate, gentle, strong, and sexually aggressive idol drama man takes care of the drunk and petite girl. His tone is three parts pity, three parts blame, and four parts doting.

"Lift your feet, I'll help you take off your shoes - turn around, I'll use a hot towel to wipe the sweat off your back, otherwise you'll easily catch a cold."

The man took a warm towel and wiped his girlfriend carefully. After completing the most basic treatment, he squatted beside the sofa, lovingly brushed away the hair stuck to his girlfriend's forehead, and whispered softly. At this moment, the camera should be close-up, showing the protagonist's angular profile in the center of the picture.

"Does your stomach feel uncomfortable? Do you want something to drink?"

"It's really messy, with magazines and newspapers piled on the floor. Hmm? This is the idol that's popular recently, right? Haha, do you like this type of guy?" The man picked up the magazine on the floor and narrowed his eyes. "I'm obviously the one who has it all. As a memorable first visit to your home, you've dashed my expectations."

"Tell me, how are you going to compensate me?"

The man leaned close to his girlfriend's rosy cheek, feeling each other's sticky breath, and whispering almost into each other's ears. There was a hint of paranoid darkness hidden in the love.

"You always throw troubles to me. Aren't you worried that we will break up one day? There won't be a next time. Remember this lesson——"

Ding ding dong.

The staff understands idol dramas and hits the ending sound effect at the right time.

"This is too serious!" Risa Taneda took off her headphones, scratched her itchy ears, and made a violent remark, "Is this a collection of otome content? And they're using the technique of using a human head microphone to talk!"

High emotional intelligence: What a competitive spirit.

Low emotional intelligence: can’t afford to lose.

"It's okay." Yin Ze didn't think there was anything wrong. He even thought that his performance was just average. Maybe it was because he was not in good shape today.

"They say art comes from life. You're very good at it. Maybe you have some actual materials as a basis?" Risa Taneda's fingers tapped the table rhythmically.

"Practice makes perfect." Master Yin waved his hand. Anyone who works as a receptionist and chat host at Terrace Coffee will greatly expand his artistic cells after entertaining more than a hundred guests.

……

At the end of the recording, the host and guests left their seats, stood side by side, held up the original light novel to each other, and took a promotional photo.

"Thank you everyone for your hard work." Risa Taneda thanked and said goodbye to the staff. When she looked back, she found that someone who was just next to her had already said goodbye and was opening the door to leave.

"Why are you running so fast?" Taneda Risa asked, her hands on her hips, "Do you have a plan?"

"My car broke down and I need to go get it," said Yin Ze.

"That can't be helped." Taneda Risa paused and called out playfully, "Senior, we'll see you in Chaldea."

Master Yin retracted his foot from the door and turned back in confusion, "What did you say?"

"Strictly speaking, I should call you Master." Risa Taneda raised her chin and smiled brightly.

"Are you a Heroic Spirit?" Yin Ze was excited. He instantly overclocked and quickly integrated his cognition, making a perfect prediction. "Your Heroic Spirit's real name is Marie Antoinette?!"

"...That's not wrong." Taneda Risa's smile faltered. From a certain perspective, this guy's intuition was quite high-level. She decided to give him a hint, "Glasses, there are glasses."

"What? There's a collaboration with The Other Side of the Boundary. Kuriyama is very likely to be a four-star single swordsman in the future?" Yin Ze's thoughts diverge much faster than ordinary people. He frowned, "But why didn't I get any news? Now I have some face in Kyoto Animation."

Risa Taneda held her forehead with her hand, a smile reappeared on her face, and she spoke in a soft yet firm voice.

"Mashu Kyrielight, just call me Mashu. Senior, no, Master, let us take back humanity and the sky together."

Chapter 214: The Waves Wash Away the Heroes

"Takizawa Hidaka Manzai Broadcasting Fans Group"

"Austrian boyfriend: Hehehe, the latest broadcast is really delicious. I have sliced ​​it and saved it on my phone."

"Stir-fried sweet potatoes:?"

"Urban Strange Phlegm: Damn, this isn't the manuscript you submitted."

"Austrian boyfriend: If anyone in the group wants one, hit 1 and I'll send it to you privately."

"Shinjuku ex-girlfriend: 111."

"Brother Dong: So what if I appeared on camera? I fought side by side with my big brother on the battlefield, and the live broadcast lasted for several hours."

"Urban Strange Phlegm: Why did Brother Dong change his ID back? He is no longer working at the Osaka Psychiatric Department?"

"Stir-fried sweet potatoes: You are just cannon fodder, showing off all day long. Do you really think you are worthy of the name of comrade-in-arms?"

"Brother Dong: I think I am."

"Heisei's Kong Ming: What are you guys arguing about again? Do you think the group owner won't contribute?"

"Grand Commander of Eastern Wu: 'Longzhong Mistake', right? This is the first time you have used this alias."

"Urban Strange Phlegm: Why did Ah Wei use the word 'which one'? As far as I know, isn't there only two?"

"Five from Golden Pickup: What do you mean two? Does the group owner have other accounts?"

"Heisei's Kong Ming: You don't need to know so much about the matter of pushing the leader alone!"

"Shinjuku Ex-Girlfriend: Thank you Austria, I have received it and I like it very much. The quality is really high, it is authentic, just like the one on the radio, I will pay attention to you in the future, the style is very good, and the seller's attitude is very good."

"Brother Dong: Haha, thank you for copying online shopping reviews. You are obviously a vicious woman."

"Grand Commander of Dongwu: Final Fantasy 3.0 live broadcast has been edited, brothers, go to N station to add fuel to the fire."

"Brother Dong: 111! I like it very much. The quality is really high, it is authentic, the same as the one in the live broadcast, I will follow you in the future, the style is very good, and the seller's attitude is so good!"

"Urban Strange Phlegm: You really are acting like a silly middle school student trying to attract the attention of his female classmates..."

"Brother Dong: I'm obviously teasing you! Don't you understand?!"

"Stir-fried sweet potatoes: Tsundere, right? It's cute."

"Urban Strange Phlegm: -- Hey, wait a minute. Shit, when did this guy become an administrator again?!"

"Stir-fried sweet potatoes and urban phlegm have been banned by the administrator for 5 minutes"

"Austrian boyfriend: Do you have any works with larger scale?"

"Golden P.E.K.A.'s Five: Yes, self-destruction and decapitation."

"Shinjuku ex-girlfriend: She meant if there are any radio dramas or games similar to ASMR, the kind with drinking and sex."

"Heisei's Kong Ming: She?"

"Grand Commander of Eastern Wu: She?"

"Brother Dong: I remember you were dragged in by that guy - Austria. I always thought of you as a brother, and was thinking of inviting you to Osaka to take a hot spring bath and sleep with each other at night. But I was deceived. Are you a man or a woman?"

"Austrian boyfriend: I'm a real man."

"Shinjuku Ex-Girlfriend: I just typed it out, and we met through the movie and TV fan club next door. I heard that this is the first-hand information station on the entire network, so I asked for the invitation qualification."

"Grand Commander of Dongwu: I have sorted out Big Brother's resume, and I can say with certainty that there is nothing there that you want, let alone getting involved in the inner world. I believe that with Big Brother's talent and aesthetic pursuit, he would not be interested. But if you insist, "King of Idols 2" may be related, after all, it is a two-dimensional idol project, and it needs to do business and serve fans. However, the reputation of that game among the player community is not very good, and the role combination played by Big Brother has also been put on ice."

"Austrian boyfriend: How annoying! I really want to see the beautiful lead singer shining brightly on the stage!"

"General Dongwu: I can only say that the otakus and the game developers are too short-sighted. You have to know that the CVs of that group are Big Brother, Matsuoka Yoshitsugu, and Shimazaki Nobunaga. As long as these three show their faces, the non-human bond will be automatically triggered, and the show effect will come."

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