"?"

"We have all sizes and styles here. Which one do you want? We even provide framing services, which will be delivered to your home." The staff immediately showed a business-like smile and introduced the menu smoothly, "We also support post-production photo editing, adding movie-level filter rendering, action blockbuster style, youthful aesthetic style, doomsday crisis sense, or customer-specified DIY. Our service tenet is that as long as you are not satisfied, the artists will not rest."

"No need, the original ones are fine. I'll give you one in each of the large, medium and small sizes." Sakura Ayane snapped her fingers coolly and took out her wallet skillfully. She picked out the brand new Fukuzawa Yukichi without even looking at it and handed it over as if she had just taken it out from the bank.

She hadn't even asked the price, what a nouveau riche.

"Why did you buy these?" Yin Ze wondered.

Do you have too much pocket money?

Oh, it seems to be true.

"To commemorate the occasion." Sakura-san's red eyes were still flashing with joy and hope that he couldn't understand, and she hummed, "Didn't you hear that this is a testimony to the progress of friendship... a secret that can't be told."

The man shook his head. Want to deepen our friendship? That's easy! Why don't you just give me the money...ah, just treat me to a meal and some singing? Why go around in circles?

No, wait.

Yin Ze suddenly remembered the whispers of the little devil in his mind.

Take a picture, take a picture -

Oh no, I really took the photo, but she was the one who bought it! So I was the one who was photographed!

In a flash, the sky was bright and the clouds were shadowy, time stood still, and the stars flew by. The man had already thought about the very future.

One day, during a live broadcast event, Sakura took out a lot of photos that had been photoshopped out of herself, pointed at a man who was howling in the photos, and began to laugh at him as a weak guy who was so scared that he cried when riding a children's roller coaster.

He will be labeled as a coward and incompetent, and everyone will laugh at him. From then on, the letters he receives from the radio station are either requests for self-exposure or ridicules, and the location shooting is like a child's project. The producer deliberately makes him cry in order to fit his character and program effect.

There are no more legends of handsome and heroic men in the world.

What a terrible plan.

What a vicious woman.

Yin Ze's face turned pale.

But it is not completely without loopholes.

The saying of "letting one's name be pledged" has existed since ancient times, which means that everyone has boarded the pirate ship, and if you don't want to think about others, you have to consider yourself as well.

That being the case.

"Humph, a secret that can't be told? Give me a set according to her specifications!" the man said loudly and firmly.

This wave of operations, at least it is a one-for-one exchange, a good start. Of course, as an outstanding young man, he would never slander the reputation of others, but having a sword and not using it are two different things.

"Okay! I knew that your friendship is deeper than gold... your hearts are connected, uh, you have telepathic connection. The companionship, the ups and downs, the common choices, there is no doubt that the purity of your friendship has been greatly increased." The staff sold several sets in a row and spoke happily.

"Friends have been upgraded to good friends?" Sakura Ayane couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, of course it must be." The staff member said, "But from what I can see, you were already good friends before, and now you have improved to close friends!"

Then, it's worth forcing yourself to suffer a little.

The girl was secretly delighted at the upgrade of her friendship and glanced secretly at the boy next to her.

"How long will you have to wait?" Yin Ze asked, folding his hands.

"The small one is very fast, and it's like a photo sticker. It can be stuck to any place you like. Some couples like to stick them to each other's outside of their phone cases. The medium one is slower and can be stored in a normal photo frame." said the staff.

"What about the rich man?"

You two are the rich guys, the staff scratched their heads embarrassedly.

"Oh, don't worry about it. We will deliver it to your door."

"The rich have directly upgraded it to wallpaper level?!" Yin Ze was shocked.

"That's not the case. It's just that you want all of them, and there are so many of them that it's not easy to carry them." The staff member said considerately, "I will definitely deliver them within four working days."

In order not to be controlled by others, in order not to become a laughing stock, just accept it. The man comforted himself in his heart, and he couldn't bear it as if he had cut off an arm, and tremblingly handed over the crumpled banknotes.

The two people finally left this place of trouble.

"Is there any paper left that I gave you?" Yin Ze suddenly asked.

"Yes, hehe, but I haven't cried anymore. I'm very strong." Sakura was in a good mood. She walked in a skipping manner, and her short hair flying looked very beautiful.

"Then give me a few, I want to cry." Yin Ze said lightly.

Chapter 45: Don’t Seek Death or You Will Die

"Didn't we agree to ride the roller coaster together? Why did you guys go on bumper cars?"

Outside the "Passion Speed" station, Yin Ze questioned his friend with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who was honest and simple, with great dissatisfaction. He returned with injuries but found that his comrades had abandoned him, and turned around to drive his car and collide with his seniors and little kids. The comparison immediately made him angry.

"Because, it's for children, right?" Matsuoka Yoshitsugu said curiously.

"Which project here is not for children?" Yin Ze asked back.

"This bumper car is the most unlike any other, with plenty of vibrations, realistic controls, a second gear sprint for a limited time, and even electronic gadgets that, when used on your nearest opponent, can temporarily disrupt his direction and force the car to shut down for a few seconds," explained Matsuoka Yoshitsugu.

"So what?" Yin Ze said unhappily, "Is this the reason why you, the initiator, ran away halfway?"

"Winners in this event can exchange for free hot dog coupons." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu proudly showed his performance card to his best friend.

The cardboard had marked the enemies he had defeated within twenty minutes. As the champion driver of this afternoon's session, he received three coupons for cheese and meat hot dogs, the title of "Lane Destroyer", and a stuffed doll of Anpanman as his reward.

"I found that I seem to have a unique talent for driving." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu nodded to himself, "... It's worthy of my hobby. I must have a car of my own in the future. After passing the driving test, I can start traveling around the country freely. It's really romantic. Do you want to join?"

"Do you think a mere hot dog can make up for the misery I have endured in the past few minutes?" Yin Ze ignored all this and asked loudly.

"No, these three have already been used. I ate them with Uchida-san and Nakajima-senpai." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu said embarrassedly.

"?"

"By the way, you're not really going to ride the roller coaster?" Matsuoka Yoshitsugu asked again.

"No!" The man felt chest tightness and stomach pain when he thought of that.

"No!" Sakura Ayane still remembered the so-called secret that could not be told.

They are really in sync. It seems that their relationship has taken a step forward. As expected of Takizawa-kun, he can interact with the eccentric Sakura-san so smoothly and peacefully. In his spare time, in addition to acting skills, he should also learn some techniques to deal with girls.

Matsuoka Yoshitsugu thought to himself that he would reflect on himself every day and find out what he missed.

But soon he discovered that there seemed to be a wound on his friend's forearm.

"What happened? Was it scratched or scratched by something? There are no monkey performers in the park."

A certain girl was angry at first, but then she seemed to have thought of something and happily answered for the man, "This is a secret that cannot be told... Hey."

"⊙?⊙?" Bewildered Matsuoka Yoshitsugu.

"T﹏T!" Yin Ze's face turned slightly blue.

Uchida Maaya and Nakajima Kenji also finished causing car accidents with the kids and walked over here.

"This bumper car is pretty cool, why don't you try it too?" Senior Nakajima stretched his body and said happily.

"Forget it. This place is dark and narrow. It can't accommodate the speed beast in my heart." Yin Ze declined.

"But you haven't ridden a roller coaster either, so you haven't ridden a single ride yet?" Nakajima pondered. "Of course, it's boring to play against a kid. Why not try something that challenges yourself?"

"What do you mean?" Sakura Ayane was puzzled.

"There are no bungee jumping machines or bungee jumping here. But there are haunted houses. Do you want to try it?" Nakajima Jianji became interested as he spoke. "Experiencing horror together is a way to quickly unite the team, just like a cocktail party. Just like when a couple watches a horror movie together, they will unconsciously hug each other tightly. Faced with the tension and scary atmosphere, everyone will learn to rely on their companions."

"In the movies, ghost games and castle explorations are all played with trusted friends. When I was on a school trip in high school, I participated in a game where I had to walk alone at night. I was young and introverted at the time, but thanks to the help of a classmate, I overcame the darkness and fear and completed the whole journey. Afterwards, I became good friends with that classmate. Let's follow suit and overcome difficulties together!"

However, those who went on adventures and summoned the spirit of the pen in those stories all died in the subsequent plots. Yin Ze, who was once a staunch atheist and the heir of the materialist iron fist, avoided these things after experiencing the bizarre time travel.

Now, when I occasionally come out of the video game arcade and walk on the deserted streets at night, I am always alert and have even replayed it several times before going to bed.

Suppose a voice suddenly called his name on the road, he definitely could not turn around. What if, what if he couldn't help but turned around subconsciously and didn't see anyone? At this time, he absolutely could not turn back again. Based on his experience of watching movies, if he turned around at this time, he would definitely see an ugly face rushing towards him, the screen would turn dark and red, and there would be some blood splatter and sinister laughter, and it would be over.

Alas, it’s okay if it’s a female ghost. If you’re lucky, you might just lose some yang energy. But if you run into a male ghost, you’d be really unlucky.

"Well, the haunted house in the children's amusement park is just so-so. There's nothing good about it." Sakura laughed first, with a familiar look of sternness on her face.

"The conditions are indeed not perfect, but it's meaningful enough!" Nakajima Masa clenched his fist.

"Well, forget it."

"Is Sakura-chan afraid of these things?" Nakajima Kenji thought about it and hit the nail on the head.

"Huh?! How can I..." Even when facing her senior, Sakura, a veteran user of the Face-Saving Fruit, still triggered a stress response.

"It's right to be afraid." Nakajima Jianji said happily, "If you are afraid, you will realize the importance of bond in fear! It's very suitable! Let's set off without further delay!"

Sakura opened her mouth, but had no choice but to turn her head skillfully, blinking her eyes and giving someone a hidden look for help.

"Let's go next time, next time, definitely next time." Yin Ze understood and spoke naturally.

"Why? A healthy and passionate boy like you wouldn't..."

"I'm scared." Yin Ze said in a gloomy tone, admitting frankly with his hands behind his back.

After all, if this hand really goes away, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep the other hand.

Those who harm others will be harmed by others. It was all his fault. He had evil thoughts and was eventually bitten back.

"To be honest, I have a fear allergy syndrome. Whenever I touch these scary things, my skin will itch, my heart will palpitate and my mind will become confused."

"Forget it then." Uchida Maaya, who always stayed quietly by the side and listened, immediately said with concern, "Don't force yourself."

"In this case, we definitely can't go. Are there any other team projects that can enhance relationships?" Nakajima Masaji felt a little regretful and rethought.

"...I think it's good to find a place to rest, eat and chat. If that doesn't work, we can play some cards, go see the Anpanman stage play, and think about and discuss acting skills." Yin Ze offered the safest suggestion.

"That makes sense." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu was actually somewhat tempted.

"Too plain, too plain. It's a rare opportunity to come here, so we should enjoy ourselves." Nakajima Jianji thought to himself, "Besides, you haven't even tried any of the games yet, how can this be possible?"

"Mr. Nakajima is so considerate. Let me respond to your concern by playing the classic rides in the amusement park right away!" Yin Ze puffed out his chest.

"It's not a merry-go-round, is it? That's too lazy."

“It’s a Ferris wheel.”

"..."

Even lazier.

Chapter 46 God's Suspension

The so-called standard configuration is lard for fried rice, long johns for winter, toilet paper for toilets, white pigeons and unlimited ammunition for John Woo, literary songs at midnight, and roller coasters and Ferris wheels for amusement parks.

Even in the apocalyptic wasteland, when you visit the ruins of an amusement park, you will always see rusty Ferris wheels standing there, as if silently narrating the past.

As the most leisurely project, it is already very safe, so there is no consideration of reducing it to a children's version.

"Look, this is the only adult game here. The bumper cars you play are just deceiving yourself." Yin Ze looked up at the large Ferris wheel and snorted.

"It only took less than ten minutes to go around this round. It's a bit of a loss to use the coupons." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu muttered as he counted the coupons in his hand.

"Can you be more free and easy? If you are too calculative and frugal, you will become indecisive and stingy. Girls don't want to associate with such boys." Yin Ze taught earnestly.

"Is there such a good thing?"

"...I remember you said that the opportunity to become a voice actor came from watching Neon Genesis Evangelion?"

"Yes, the actor's best friend impressed me with his acting skills."

"It's not good. The plot of the world's money-swindling warriors is probably pretty much the same. It's weird. You should definitely not be like the protagonist and regard men as your only angel in life."

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"It doesn't seem very interesting. We have to wait in such a long line." Sakura Ayane, who was standing at the back, tiptoed and stretched her head to look.

Women are so unreasonable.

He cried bitterly to protect her from the haunted house, and even made up a story in public about being timid and fearful, which was not manly and shameful. Now he feels bad that she is too well protected. On the one hand, he longs for an ordinary life, and on the other hand, he fantasizes about the sensational car accidents, amnesia, and exciting love in TV dramas.

Alas, from a certain perspective, this is a manifestation of ignorance of the world.

If Sakura meets a smooth-talking, thick-skinned and clever scumbag someday, as long as that man has a little patience and connects the dots, the girl will definitely be deceived and will even help count the money after being sold.

"Hmm? Where's Senior Nakajima?" Yin Ze turned around and saw that the big brother who was originally at the end of their team had been squeezed out of sight. After searching for a long time, he finally saw him waving in the gap between the people at the back.

"It's so far, you may have to sit alone later..." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu said with emotion, "I hope the ticket seller won't mistake me for a man who is frustrated in life or failed in investment and comes to the children's amusement park to relax. It's good for a lonely man in a middle-aged crisis. When I first came to Tokyo, I did everything alone, including eating, resting, and occasionally going to KTV alone for entertainment, which attracted a lot of attention."

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