Tokyo Sound

Yin Ze, who was sitting opposite, quickly leaned back and covered his ears. Seeing this, Matsuoka Yoshitsugu was a beat slow to react and quickly did the same.

"Hello?" Shimazaki Nobunaga said in a magnetic and low voice.

"You're going to die! You didn't answer the phone for so long--!!!"

The non-hands-free mode was shouted out as hands-free, and the sudden super-sound waves almost pierced the eardrums, then penetrated into the brain and turned the source of human wisdom into a sticky paste.

But before Shimazaki Nobunaga could make a move, he was shocked into a negative state of dizziness.

Yin Ze and Matsuoka Yoshitsugu, who had taken protective measures in advance, smiled at each other and put down their hands.

"Why aren't you talking? Are you pretending to be dead—?!" The evil sound on the other end of the phone was still piercing my mind.

"Hello? Hello, I'm not you." Shimazaki Nobunaga took a while to regain his composure. He lost all his heroic spirit and answered haltingly.

"what?"

There was silence for two or three seconds on the other end of the phone. When she spoke again, her voice had become as soft as water, and her words were polite and appropriate. The image of a well-educated and well-mannered lady from a noble family came vividly into view.

"Oops, I'm sorry. I got the wrong person. I'm so sorry. Is the owner of the phone nearby?"

Yin Ze, who was listening attentively, immediately shook his head frantically in hint.

"Yes." Shimazaki Nobunaga answered immediately.

Surrender in seconds?! Nobunaga Seki was killed instantly by Sakura Kao?!

The man's face immediately turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Then could you please give the phone to him? I have something to talk to him about." The person on the other end of the phone was polite.

"Ahem, he's not convenient right now." Shimazaki Nobunaga said in a low voice.

"what happened?"

"He's in the hospital." Shimazaki Nobunaga thought for a moment.

"Ah! What happened? Are you injured?"

"Proctology."

Two seconds later.

"Eh?"

"He has hemorrhoids."

Two seconds later.

"……Eh?!"

"I know that this is hard for people to accept at first, including myself. But this is the fact. He is now lying on the hospital bed and undergoing examination." Shimazaki Nobunaga said in a steady tone.

"No, that's not right. Aren't hemorrhoids only common to middle-aged people over 45 years old?" The lady was very confused.

"It's nothing strange. It's just like hair loss. There are always a few gifted people in this world who can enjoy the midlife crisis in advance. And the doctor said that he has never seen such a big one since he started working. He is currently discussing the surgical plan seriously."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, as quiet as death.

Matsuoka Yoshitsugu was choked by his saliva and his face turned red.

Yin Ze opened his mouth slightly and touched his butt subconsciously.

"What do you want to say? Maybe I can pass it on for you?" Shimazaki Nobunaga asked calmly.

"No, that's fine. It's not a big deal." There was a pause on the other end of the line. "So he can't answer the phone now?"

"It's not that I can't, it's just inconvenient. After all, the doctor is studying his condition carefully. If you really want to talk, I can take the phone for you."

"Okay, okay. I'll leave it to you then..."

Shimazaki Nobunaga then handed the phone to his friend across the table.

Yin Ze took it expressionlessly, gathered his emotions for a while, tried to find the feeling when acting and dubbing, and spoke in a weak voice.

"Hey?"

"You, why are you sick?" Sakura's tone was very awkward.

"It's inevitable for a flesh-and-blood person." The man said in a weak voice, "By the way, why did you call me?"

"I..." Sakura was about to open her mouth.

"Alas, in my current state, I can't cooperate with anything you say. I'm sorry." The man came last but was the first to arrive.

"Forget it, you should have a good rest and actively treat it." Sakura hesitated for a moment and asked curiously, "What does it feel like to have hemorrhoids? Does it hurt? Does the doctor check it directly?"

"It's something that most old men will experience. There's no need to think of it as mysterious or even demonize it. As for the pain, it varies from person to person. For a macho man like me, it's certainly no problem... Ouch! Aaaah!" The man cried out in pain.

"What's wrong?!" Sakura was stunned.

Yin Ze glared at Shimazaki Nobunaga who suddenly stepped hard on his toes, and moved his lips slightly to question him.

"What are you doing? You're itching!"

Shimazaki Nobunaga shook his head seriously and responded with lip language.

'Do the whole show!'

Matsuoka Yoshitsugu also used lip reading.

'How despicable!'

"Hey, what's going on?" Sakura asked anxiously.

"No, nothing. The doctor was examining me just now and accidentally touched my wound." The man said with a grin.

"Ugh - how disgusting." Sakura finally couldn't help it, "You'd better get it done quickly! Bye!"

Beep, beep, beep, the phone is busy.

The three people at the table looked at each other.

"This wine is still cold." Shimazaki Nobunaga picked up the hero's cup of beer with ice cubes, and said calmly like a peerless general who could decide the fate of the country with a single word.

“I thought that as a single old official, you would have some good ideas…” Yin Ze was speechless.

"High-level lies often only require simple themes," Shimazaki Nobunaga said with a smile, "In this way, the crisis is resolved and we can continue to have fun."

"You guys..." Matsuoka Yoshitsugu looked at the pizza in his hand and hesitated for a few seconds, "Do you still have an appetite after the show just now?"

A new silence fell on the table.

At the same time, in the distance, in an old building, in front of a single apartment with house number 2-4.

Sakura Ayane hung up the phone in disgust, and took out a wet tissue to wipe her hands and phone, as if something dirty had stuck to them through the communication waves.

"May I ask you are?"

A voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Sakura Ayane turned around and saw a girl of the same age with pigtails, dressed a little rustically but very friendly.

"Why are you standing here? What's the matter?" The girl with pigtails looked at her warily.

"I'm not a suspicious person." Sakura Ayane quickly explained, "I'm a friend of the owner of this house, and I'm here to see him."

"friend?"

"Yes! Friends!" Sakura Ayane raised her head and chest.

"It's still strange." The girl with pigtails was still alert, "What about the owner of the house?"

"Takizawa Satoru, 20 years old, from a divorced family, a first-year student at the University of Tokyo, loves games, is good at history, is humorous, kind and has a strong sense of justice. He has also recently developed hemorrhoids..."

Sakura-san knows everything about it.

"I am a current voice actor. My masterpiece is definitely the tear-jerking theatrical animation "Firefly Forest". I played the male lead. By the way, I am the female lead. If you don't believe me, you can just check it online. My information is on the official website of the agency."

real or fake.

The girl with pigtails picked up her phone to search for it, and a few minutes later she had to admit her mistake and bowed to apologize, "I'm so sorry, I was rude."

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay."

"But even though she's about the same age as me, she's already co-starring with Takizawa-san in an animated film! Sister is amazing!"

"Hehe, it's just so-so." Sakura Ayane felt embarrassed for once and laughed.

"But I saw Takizawa-san going out this morning, and he also said that he probably wouldn't be back until he had dinner outside," the girl with pigtails added.

"Yeah, I already know. He went to the hospital."

"Ah? No? He said he was going out to play with his friends."

"No way?" Sakura Ayane frowned, "She must be feeling unwell and went to see a doctor. She might have hemorrhoids or something."

"Brother Takizawa is so young, how could he get a disease that only greasy uncles have. Moreover, he had dinner at my place the day before yesterday. His taste has always been heavy, so I put a lot of chili in it and he enjoyed his meal very much. When I met him this morning, he was still charming and refreshed. How could he have hemorrhoids, and it's serious enough to see a doctor?" The girl with pigtails joked.

"Oh."

Sakura Ayane narrowed her eyes, her expression changed, and she said indifferently.

"I see. Thank you so much."

Chapter 84: Don’t Do Anything That Wrongs Your Heart

3:10 pm, Fighting Night Arcade.

"Heavy hands, heavy hands, light feet, the lower body is not very stable, Xiefeng followed by Sunflower Three Styles, Black Tiger Heart Digging followed by the ultimate move Eight Young Girls! What do you mean? Yo? Exploding? Want to fight to the death, a fight to the death? Come on, come back, come on!"

Yin Ze and Shimazaki Nobunaga sat side by side, with a total of four hands, operating at such a high speed that afterimages appeared. The joystick and keyboard were being violently destroyed by them, and the body of the game console was shaking violently, showing the cruelty of the battle between the two. The onlookers around them also secretly called them masters and cheered.

3:34 p.m.

"Matsuoka, cover me! Can you throw a fire bomb in front? Please!"

"The AI ​​on the other side is really brave, lining up to give away points... Why the hell is there a mutant?!"

"Alright, alright, it's time to change people. Watch carefully and learn well!"

Shimazaki Nobunaga couldn't wait to snatch the toy submachine gun from the careless and dead Yin Ze, and forced him to inherit his will. He squeezed him away with another tactical lunge, pointed the gun at the zombies on the screen and sprayed them, killing them so that blood flowed like a river.

4:12 p.m.

"Hahaha, I often run in Akina Mountain. Don't you know that I am the third fastest runner on this map, 'All the Way North'? So what if I let you start first? If you lose, hand over all the game coins you bet!"

"Isn't this a performance overmatch? My stock car can't even accelerate on a straight road, how can a GTR do the same?"

Three people sat in the simulated driving seat, just like the solemnity of the F1 World Finals, and the steering wheel was turned as if they were practicing the Great Shift of the Universe. In order to ensure the smoothness of drifting, Yin Ze also played the theme song of Initial D loudly in his head to cheer himself up.

5:28 pm, Xianxiang Shili BBQ Restaurant.

"Bang bang bang bang... Chicken! Oh, I won another round. I'm actually very thirsty and want to drink. If I really can't, I can just rinse my mouth, but my strength doesn't allow it."

"Fifteen, twenty... twenty! Uh, Matsuoka, you called out five, why did you still shout 'zero'? You feel a little dizzy, why don't you take a rest first? As for the other one, quickly drink up the four punches you owed. How can a man with the same name as the Sixth Heavenly Demon King be so cowardly! What? There's so much left after you drank it? Are you trying to raise goldfish with this cup?!"

"I know you haven't had enough fun yet, and you haven't gotten into the mood yet! Don't worry, keep going, chop wood randomly, play five top players, play six sixes smoothly [Note: These are all drinking games]..."

The three of them fought on their own, and soon they broke off their friendship, attacking and defending each other, using performance, psychology, alliances, and all 36 strategies to stage a modern wine table storm.

7:45pm, Purple Emotion KTV.

"Silver's Dragon's Back's Back" Erjun, the sieve of the enemy┏�

"Cruel Angel's のように～Shounen Myth's になれ～[Note: From Takahashi Yoko's song "Cruel Angel's Action Plan"]?" Shimazaki Nobunaga sang.

"Relying on yourself, a tough guy, fighting for a lifetime of obsession, shedding sweat and blood, devoting all your heart, pursuing great meaning [Note: from the theme song "Hero Story" of the movie "Police Stories"]~?" someone sang.

"Takizawa, why do you sing differently from us?"

"I'm not interested in useless cuteness."

"That's unreasonable. You're a voice actor after all, so you should at least sing an anime theme song, right?"

"will not."

"As a national-level person, you should be able to hum a few lines, right? I'll order you a song called Detective Conan?"

"Then you should look for the opening song of Cardcaptor Sakura."

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8:27pm.

"Oh! Is this the scenery on the Budokan stage? Friends in the audience! Please stand up and wave your hands! And the audience in the back row, please don't lift up the piano, okay?"