Arceus' Pirate Journey

As long as the trouble is not your own, it is not a trouble.

After putting down the Den Den Mushi, Shayina and the others left directly, leaving behind a group of pirates buried under the sand.

The Den Den Mushi kept ringing, and Perospero finally licked the receiver off with great difficulty.

"Brother Peros, why haven't you come back yet? Mom is angry..." Perospero breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the voices of his younger brothers and sisters on the other end of the phone, but the next moment, his aunt's voice made him nervous again.

"Perospero, why haven't you come back yet? Didn't you say it would only take a few hours?"

Although Den Den Mushi is based on the same principle as a telephone, it has the effect of a video call. Its imitation ability allows the person on the other end to clearly know who is answering the call.

Perospero almost bit his tongue when the Den Den Mushi transformed into Big Mom.

"No, Mom, listen to me, this is just an accident, I encountered a special situation..."

"No need to explain. The loser will be punished. But we can talk about this later. I'm going to find you now."

There was a busy tone on the other end of the Den Den Mushi, and Perospero's face turned pale. He felt that his life had lost its future.

At the same time, Quinn's face was also pale. Looking at the Den Den Mushi in his hand, the person opposite him was Kaido.

Through the method of conflict transfer, this conflict was thrown to Kaido. Although it caused him some trouble, it was nothing compared to other troubles caused by drinking.

However, the important task of notifying Kaido was given to Queen. Kaido did not say anything else, but just informed Queen that he would help him strengthen his training of armed color after he returned. As his cadre, Queen's combat power was a little behind.

He felt that if he went back now, he would inevitably encounter misfortune, so he asked to join Arceus' treasure hunting team first, and planned to go back after a while. Given Kaido's personality, he would most likely forget about this matter after a drink.

Chapter 84: The Son of a Traitor

After Quinn followed Arceus and the others and left here, Perospero and the others were unable to break free from the sea sand. For ordinary pirates, the water-soaked sea sand was too heavy and they had no way to exert any strength.

For Perospero, the sea water above was what restricted them. It was not until the other members of BIG MOM came here that Perospero was dug out.

"Perros..."

"Compert, it's you who's here. Isn't mom going to come here in person?"

Charlotte Comperte, the eldest daughter of the Charlotte family. Seeing that the person coming was Comperte, Perospero was slightly relieved. It was not Charlotte Linling in person, which at least meant that her anger was still under control.

"Mom is still very angry, but you don't have to worry too much, brother Peros. The punishment for you this time shouldn't be too severe, probably..."

"what happened?"

“My mother wanted to come here in person, but she had a phone call with someone before, so this matter may no longer be handled by us.

And now Mom has guests in Totland, so Mom didn't come in person, but you didn't bring back the bananas that Mom wanted, so you will definitely be punished."

Perospero sat on the ground with a headache. It wouldn't be too serious, which meant that his life span wouldn't be deducted, but it was hard to say what the specific punishment would be.

"Lord Perospero, they didn't actually take all the bananas."

After these people returned from the banana grove, they brought back something that made Perospero slightly happy. They were bananas that had been affected in the previous battle, some of which had their skins burnt black, some were cut by candy fragments, and some were crushed.

After all the bananas and banana seedlings were loaded onto the ship, the ship's cargo hold was already full, and there were also prisoners and other pirates to be taken away, so these rotten fruits were thrown here.

Looking at these bad results, Perospero felt very complicated.

Half of the reasons why Charlotte Lingling was angry were related to food, and it was easy to calm her anger, just find the food she needed, but these were bad results...

"Compert, you're willing to help me, right?"

"Brother Peros, what are you going to do..."

Compared to their mother, Charlotte's brothers and sisters are more united, especially when their aunt has bulimia.

Not everyone in Charlotte's family is good at cooking, especially the sons, but the daughters of Charlotte's family all have some expertise in desserts.

Compert is good at making candied fruits. He cooks the chopped fruits, adds sweet spices and mixes them with syrup for consumption. This was a way to preserve fruits in the past, that is, canned fruits.

The different cooking times and added sugars will result in different dishes.

Looking at Perospero's eyes, Comperte seemed to understand what he wanted to do.

"Brother Perros, do you want to..."

"Ah, cut off the bad parts, then process it and bring it back to mom."

You never know under what circumstances and with what materials the food you eat is produced. As long as it tastes good and the matter is not exposed, it is not a big deal.

The old lady really doesn't care much about food hygiene and safety. Homizi, who is infused with soul, runs around in various places every day. When her bulimia attacks, she will directly eat the food made in the house. I have never heard of her having a stomachache.

As for why he still had the banana after failing, he only had to explain that he had snatched it in the previous battle. Big Mom's intelligence would drop sharply when faced with food.

Should he either hurt his mother or expose Perospero? Comperte chose the former. This kind of thing is really not a big deal. As long as they don't say it, no one will know.

The only people who knew about this were the ones who came with Perospero. The ones who came with Comperte were not here, and Perospero was not worried that they would report it.

"You all know my mother's character. If I punish you, you will most likely lose your lives. If you want to survive, just follow Compert's instructions. As for reporting me, I believe you won't do such a stupid thing."

"Lord Perospero, don't worry, we know very well..."

There is no such thing as offsetting merits and demerits for the Big Mom Pirates. The most they did was go from plundering fifty years of life to plundering forty years. Even if they did nothing, they would certainly be punished when they return. In this case, they might as well board Perospero's pirate ship.

After simple processing, they got a lot of bananas that looked fine. Although they were not fully ripe, they were just right for use in this place.

Perospero's fruit ability can provide a large amount of high-quality syrup. Although this may make some people feel too sweet, it does not have much impact on the aunt.

After processing, they got a large bowl of candied fruit, the main ingredient was those bananas, and the ingredients were other fruits.

There was nothing wrong with these ingredients, except that they had encountered some minor misfortunes before, so Compert didn't mind and tried them himself.

"This taste... no wonder it makes mom so interested, but brother Perros, what should we do if mom gets addicted to this taste and keeps asking us to find this banana in the future?"

"...We'll talk about it later. Let's get through this first."

Tear down the east wall to repair the west wall. As for what to do with the east wall, he doesn't have time to think about it now, so he should save the west wall first.

With a nervous mood, Perospero and Comperte boarded the ship back to Totland.

Not long ago, Cake Island, the main island of the Kingdom of Totland.

After the last food craving ended, the BIG MOM Pirates returned here.

Perospero failed to bring back the bananas within the stipulated time, and the others failed to find a replacement for them.

They tried various bananas in Totland, but none of them were as sweet as this banana. This banana also contained the unique sweetness of other fruits and cleverly blended them together.

This put Big Mom's patience to a certain extent. She was originally going to come to Perospero in person, but Kaido called directly.

"You mean, the people on that island are yours?"

"That's right, Lingling, it's not appropriate for your people to invade my territory."

"Well, well, Kaido, it seems that you have been doing pretty well recently, but I am very interested in that thing."

"But those are my little brother's things. If he doesn't agree, you can't take them away."

"It looks like we can't resolve this over the phone."

"Don't worry, I'm already here."

Kaido hung up the phone and Big Mom heard the noise coming from outside the door.

"Mom! Oh no, something is coming!"

Chapter 85: The middleman who makes capital cry - Kaido

A giant blue dragon was flying over Cake Island. The residents of Cake Island and Homies were startled by the sudden appearance of this huge monster. Charlotte Linlin walked out of the gate and looked at Kaido in the sky, with a special smile on her lips.

"Well, well, the little brother back then is not cute at all now that he has grown up."

All the fruits of Kaido were given by her, so of course she could recognize Kaido after he transformed into a beast.

The reason why Kaido appeared here was that he didn't want his territory to be affected.

Charlotte Linlin is sometimes a lunatic, and Kaido is well aware of that.

But those were things grown by Quinn, and he knew that Quinn had been busy for a long time growing them. Since Quinn didn't want to take it away, no one could snatch it away.

In order to prevent Charlotte Linling from causing damage in his territory, he came directly to Cake Island, intending to make things clear here. This way, even if a fight broke out, it would only be Charlotte Linling's territory that would be destroyed, and his own territory would be safe.

"Seven years, no, almost eight years. I haven't seen Kaido in almost eight years. I didn't expect you to come to me for something like this. John's territory has been taken away by you. I guess the treasure has also fallen into your hands, right?"

"What are you talking about? I didn't find John at all. I just took over the land."

Whoever thinks Kaido is a fool is the real fool. This guy is very shrewd. No matter who asks him about Captain John, he will never tell them. That is the current financial code of the Beasts Pirates.

Many of the policies formulated by Assie were very expensive in the early stages, but they were all maintained by those treasures. Even if he is short of money now, he can go there to get it.

"Well, well, is that so? John is really unlucky. He actually died in the civil strife. But since you are here, let's have a good talk."

After seven or eight years, the two pirates met again because of some bananas.

Kaido obviously came here to talk. The fact that they can talk means that it is not impossible to get it, but it requires a certain price.

"Since this is your territory, I will buy it with my own money. The bananas must be delivered to me every year."

"That's impossible, Lingling. At most I can give you a portion after the production expands. Besides, I'm not interested in money at all."

To be precise, he could only make some money by selling bananas, but he had no interest in this kind of thing. He came here to be a middleman.

If Charlotte Lingling wanted to rob him, he would never agree. He was always very nice to the younger brothers he liked, and it was impossible for him to compromise just because the other party was Charlotte Lingling.

But it is different if it comes to trading. No matter how much Quinn eats, there is a limit to how much he can eat, but there is no limit to the range of banana cultivation. As the range expands, he will naturally have extra bananas to sell to Charlotte Linling.

But he was the only one who had this kind of banana, and being in a monopoly position, he naturally would not be satisfied with those Baileys. What he wanted was Charlotte Lingling's intelligence network.

The big pirates all have their own intelligence network. If they rely solely on newspapers, they will be killed by Morgans sooner or later.

He does dare to report any major event, but he has also done a lot of reporting fake news to attract attention.

Among the many pirates in the New World, Charlotte Linlin has the closest contacts with the Gray World. She needs all kinds of high-quality ingredients, as well as collecting people or other creatures of various races to the Ten Thousand Countries, which requires the intelligence network of the underground world.

He wanted to use Charlotte Linlin's intelligence network to collect information about the stone tablets, and he would use the stone tablets to exchange for powerful abilities from Arceus.

At Charlotte Lingling's place, the middleman makes so much money that his hands are numb because he pays with fruit.

Borrowing the intelligence network is no big deal for Charlotte Linlin, and Kaido is sure that she will not refuse.

"Intelligence network? Why are you looking for those things?"

"This has nothing to do with you. You get what you want, and I get what I want. Why bother making it so clear?"

"But I need those bananas right now. I think I've heard of the things you're looking for somewhere before, the weird indestructible stone slab."

"If your news is true, it's not impossible to discuss it."

He would not compete with Quinn for such things, but if the news was true, Quinn would choose to compromise, because Sha Yinna would definitely have a cordial and friendly exchange with him after knowing it.

"In that case, I'll go get the stuff and then we'll trade. Kaido, I'll give you a favor and I only want half of the bananas on that island."

"can."

Although Quinn will suffer losses, as long as he has the slate, Arceus will definitely not mind helping him make up for the losses. Compared to these second-generation bananas, the original bananas will obviously taste better.

However, after Kaido and Charlotte Linlin reached a deal, a troublemaker appeared.

"Lingling! Who is that? What are you doing? How can you drink?"

Charlotte Linlin is a pirate, Kaido is also a pirate, and they are old acquaintances. After reaching a certain deal, it is normal for the two of them to drink together with their arms around each other.

Charlotte Lingling was less than 40 years old at this time. She was completely two different people when she was in her sixties and when she was young. After she was 48 years old, her face began to become "resolute", but before that, she was very beautiful.

And it's the type that Boss Cao likes.

As we all know, Charlotte Lingling has many children and many husbands. The one who questioned Charlotte Lingling was her new husband.

At this time, Charlotte Lingling was still pregnant, but pregnancy did not affect her fighting. Her monster physique was different from that of ordinary people. In a sense, Big Aunt's first husband was very strong.

When her husband saw Charlotte Lingling arm in arm with another young man and drinking, he felt his nerves throbbing.

And Charlotte Lingling's husband often makes a mistake, which is to overestimate his position in Charlotte Lingling's heart.

She values ​​capable children, but to her, her husband is just a tool and the children are usually abandoned as soon as they are born. Her current husband does not know that he only has a few months left in his term.

There were still a few months left, but he came out and disturbed Charlotte Lingling at this time, which made the pregnant Charlotte Lingling think that he had become a troublesome waste.

So when he approached his aunt while mumbling something, all he got was a ruthless slap in the face, and he became Charlotte Lingling's shortest-serving husband.

Chapter 86 How to Impersonate an Expert

The appearance of Kaido temporarily saved Perospero, which resulted in BIG MOM not going to find him in person. If Perospero met Big Mom who was angry, the result would be uncertain.