Elves invade reality, Ai Li votes for me like crazy

"I have done some special research."

“No company participating in the event on the first day was as talked about as us.”

"Wait until this ranking is over."

"Let's put Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen on there as well."

“Maybe we will not only win the mobile game, but even the first place in the handheld game area.”

do not know why.

Dayaya looks even more confident than Xia Yu.

"Okay, then I'll lend you my good words."

Xia Yu responded with a smile.

But what I was thinking in my heart was.

It would be great if there was a kind person who could help me find a way to create some topics at this time.

As long as it can further expand its influence.

He will be able to obtain rewards worth tens of millions of influence levels from the system more quickly.

"No... It's not good, President Xia!"

"problem occurs."

At this time, a company executive knocked on the door with an anxious look on his face.

Xia Yu and Bronya were both confused.

Hurry up and ask the other party what happened?

And the answer given by the supervisor.

But it surprised the two of them.

"Our...our game Honkai Impact 3rd only has an overall score of 36 on the Orange platform! It ranks third from the bottom in history, not even in the top ten."

"On the contrary, Penguin's Gunfight FireWire scored a good score of 97 points across all platforms and won the first place in the first-day ranking."

……

Thanks to [Akagitoki] for the ticket to urge the update.

Thanks to [Uesugi Eriya's husband] for the monthly ticket.

Chapter 59: Dirty jokes live broadcast room, Golden Box Court sent out a lawyer's letter [Subscribe]

Lion Platform.

【Brother Yang】’s live broadcast room.

I was so sick of the penguin game last night that I couldn't eat.

Later, I downloaded the game "Honkai Impact 3" at the recommendation of the audience~.

Brother Yang was impressed by the game’s exquisite and beautiful graphics.

A soul-stirring plot...

And I was shocked by the beautiful and charming characters of various two-dimensional girls.

This was also his first experience.

There is a story-based game that brings him a sense of excitement that far exceeds all the FPS shooting games he has played in the past.

then.

After spending two hours completing the main storyline of "Queen's Descend" with everyone in the live broadcast room.

Brother Yang directly spent 160,000 RMB.

With the terrifying luck of winning two golds or three golds in a row from time to time.

All characters were brought to SSS level.

It attracted the madness and envy of countless viewers in the live broadcast room.

And the most important thing is.

His live broadcast room was stuck at the 300 million follower bottleneck for three months.

The price increased by more than half a million in just one night.

So it was no surprise that he played Honkai Impact 3 again during today's live broadcast.

Prepare to complete all the side quests, challenges and abysses.

——【"Host, my brother is in Sydney, I miss my brother in Sydney" Give the host 100 glow sticks. 】

Brother Yang: "Thank you for the 100 glow sticks given by the boss [Anchor: My brother is in Sydney, I miss my brother in Sydney]."

Brother Yang: "Thank you, boss. You are so generous. Boss, thank you. Boss, thank you."

Brother Yang: "You better change your name right now, it's so outrageous."

……

——[The smoke from the cooking stove curls up from the willow catkins, the song is intoxicating, the grass is slowly drifting towards me, I sit quietly on the upper right, the soft light caresses my cheek, and I cling to Brother Yang. 】”

"?????"

"666666."

"So wet, so wet."

"233333..."

"Unbelievable."

"That's outrageous."

“So neat.”

"This acrostic poem is really a bit too perverted."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Classics last forever."

Brother Yang: “?”

Brother Yang: "What does that mean? Why are there so many question marks? Is there something wrong with this poem?"

Brother Yang: "What, acrostic poem?"

Brother Yang: "Fuck you, get out of here, I'm going to ban you for 365 days."

……

——【Brother Yang, what should I do if my girlfriend is cheated on by her best friend?】

Brother Yang: "What does your girlfriend's best friend getting cheated on have to do with you..."

Brother Yang: "Hey, wait."

Brother Yang: "What do you mean your girlfriend was cheated on by her best friend?"

Brother Yang: "Are your girlfriend and your bestie real besties?"

Brother Yang: "Is it the kind of relationship I imagined?"

……

——[Host, do you still remember when you were in school and you couldn’t do math problems, I showed you your draft paper, could you copy mine?]

——[The person who manages monkeys in Mount Emei is called Monkey Manager, the person who manages tigers is called Tiger Manager, the person who manages dolphins is called Sea Manager, what is the name of the person who manages deer? ]

——[How should Rita's feet be fed? Can I pay for her social security? ]

——【If you don’t eat the beautiful feet, you will lose all conscience.】

——[Although Kingdom and Honkai are not as good as Luoguan, Luoguan's damage has overflowed recently and has been diluted. Without materials, you can't get the turn. To put it bluntly, you still can't find teammates.]

——【After playing for a day, the queen has now become the shape of the Shadow Knight's Moon Wheel.】.

——【Little brother! (love) Click me to watch the latest cute video of Yang Ge in women's clothing (love)】

——【Brother Yang, do you know anything about zoology? Why is my trunk not growing any longer?】

——【I understand everything now. Can I go back to the furnace and start over? 】

——[Too vulgar, all dirty jokes, pay attention! 】

——[I haven’t watched Brother Yang’s live broadcast for a long time. I feel relieved that he is still so amazing]

——【I understood it all after reading it once. Even in class, I was not so efficient.】

——【Host, I am a new fan. May I ask if all the comments in this live broadcast room are so amazing? 】

——【Against the will of heaven? Isn’t this a normal thing? 】

Brother Yang: "Fuck, new fans, please don't misunderstand, the ones who are against the sky are not the anchors, they are all fans, I don't know anything!!"

Brother Yang: "It's over, it's over, all the female fans are scared away."

Brother Yang: "Wow, wow, wow, I can't stand it. I really can't stay in this live broadcast room for even a second."

Brother Yang’s live broadcast room was as lively as usual.

Maybe it’s because it contains a lot of program effects content.

So much so that the barrage in his live broadcast room is more active than that in other live broadcast rooms.

Especially after the broadcast of "Queen's Departure" yesterday.

Many new fans who followed him because of Honkai Impact 3rd flocked to his live broadcast room.

Many people were attracted by these amazing comments and interactions.

Choose to stay here.

……

——【Host, it’s almost eight o’clock, and the ranking and scoring mechanism of the Game Development Festival will be released soon.】

——【I heard from a friend that the boss of Mihoyo gave three months’ bonus to every employee last night, and it didn’t include their salary, which is equivalent to them getting four months’ salary in one month.】

——【Fuck, four months? I'm so envious. Even if we calculate based on the average company white-collar salary of 5,000 yuan a month, that means even grassroots employees can earn more than 20,000 yuan a month?】

——【Not only that, Mihoyo’s benefits are ranked in the upper middle among all game companies, so it’s definitely more than this.】

——【That must be a huge profit. 】

——【I'm so greedy, does anyone know how to join Mihoyo? If I enter the company, will I be able to meet Xia Ge and Wind Speed ​​Dog? 】

——【I am quite familiar with the beauty of Mihu, there are many beautiful ladies. 】

——【Who would have thought that a small company that was half dead and almost bankrupt a month ago would become the top star of the game development festival in such a short time! Now there are many companies scrambling to get a piece of the pie from Honkai Impact 3! 】

——[Yes, I can understand Blue Whale Capital, Longteng Technology, and Youxia Network. Although Shenhuo Company was unexpected, it was also reasonable. It is normal to be excited about the arrival of the Queen, but I never expected that even the big star Eden's Golden Box Garden would come.]

——[I’m going to make a bet here, Honkai Impact 3rd is definitely in the top ten!!!]

——【Top ten? Are you underestimating this game?】

——[The top ten is a bit exaggerated. With the popularity of Queen's Arrival, and the traffic from so many anchors such as Alicia, Brother Yang, Sister Hua, and Brother Niu, I think at least the top three are in the rankings, and even the first place is not impossible.]

——【I think it’s the first place.】

——【Indeed, none of the games in the current game development festival can compare to Honkai Impact 3.】

Over time.

The discussion of barrage is getting more and more popular.

Although the current rankings have yet to be announced.

But no one present thought that Honkai Impact 3rd would be outside the top ten.

You should know that in the games that are already launched.