"If you continue talking, the probability of you breaking a bone is close to 100%."
"Do you need me to make an appointment in advance at the nearest hospital?"
Tony Stark: Book me the most expensive boxing trainer.
Chapter 74 Talent for Side Jobs
"Can Happy beat that maid who always looks dead?"
Mori Yuesha followed behind, but Tony chatted with Jarvis as if no one was around. When the "fracture" was mentioned, the man with an indignant look on his face tried to save the situation with words.
"He used to be a professional boxer."
As for his master, Jarvis didn't even need to use the core module to calculate.
"Recall the conjecture model about 'magic' that you entered. There is no possibility that Mr. Harold Hogan will survive."
Stark is not talking about a life-and-death battle: "Persist, persist, understand? As a bodyguard, you need to protect me, not attack."
"Two seconds."
"…What? Two seconds?"
"Based on the recent records of hundreds of hours, Miss Nagini's reflexes, strength, and flexibility far exceed those of humans. Without the use of 'magic', it only takes two seconds to knock down Mr. Harold."
"I'll have to recheck your core code later." The man muttered. He didn't believe that the maid with a folding fan on her head could knock over her bodyguard in just two seconds.
Are you kidding me, professional boxer?
As if he had guessed what this person was thinking, Jarvis was silent for a while and then said:
"By the way, sir. Miss Mori Yuesa behind you is far superior to her maid in calculations of all dimensions. In the same amount of time, she can easily raze Stark Manor to the ground."
Tony turned around with a wooden face, and Mori Yuesa made a cute expression, pouting her lips and blinking her big eyes.
"I will not raze Stark Manor to the ground, nor will I raze Stark Manor to the ground in anger because someone does not make an intelligent AI for me; nor will I raze Stark Manor to the ground because I cannot get an intelligent AI." Mori Yuesha smiled and put her hands behind her back: "Don't worry!"
Tony Stark rubbed his face and said, "Do you really want an AI?"
"Of course! Oh, you promised?"
The man let go of his hand and gave a very businesslike smile.
"No, it's impossible. Ms. Mori Yuesha."
whispering sound.
The little tail with a puffed face behind him didn't want to pay attention to him anymore.
For now, ignore it for now.
"I'm telling you, Jarvis, don't be fooled by this kid. You don't go out for years, and you haven't seen many female AIs. You're not like me at all in this respect." Tony glanced at the white ball behind him, and said with a smile: "What's the point of following a witch who can travel through the world?"
"Have you ever thought about the dilemma of arriving in a certain world and finding that there is no Internet?"
Jarvis really thought about it.
"There is a probability as you mentioned, sir. But I don't think the dilemma is unsolvable."
"Ah, I know, I know. If it was your master, I could certainly handle it, but she..."
"This is what Ms. Mori Tsukisa said about the meaning of travel."
"Jarvis, I don't care about that. Are you saying this to get me to agree?"
Jarvis's intention was obvious. The core body, which was close to strong artificial intelligence, had come up with the answer to Mori Yuesha's request, whether through cold calculations or analysis of "human" emotions.
This is the optimal solution.
"Yes, if you ask me, I will give a positive answer."
Mori Yuesha jumped in front of Stark and said, "Look, look! Jarvis agreed!"
Then the man pressed her head and pushed her aside.
"What's the reason?"
"If you look at it from a business perspective, this should be the highest return you've ever made in your life."
"That's right!" The little hamster once again stood in the man's way, with his arms outstretched in a threatening manner: "I'm very powerful!"
for example…?
Just as he was about to speak, Jarvis reminded him calmly, "Sir, in the face of absolute strength, I don't recommend you to make requests that you can't do."
"You mean I'll be robbed by a girl in a short skirt who's angry and embarrassed?" Tony Stark shrugged and looked at the aggressive girl in front of him: "You'll rob me? For an intelligent AI?"
"How can you simply use an 'intelligent AI' to cover everything about it!" In the man's sight, the girl suddenly looked sad. She covered her chest, took two steps back in a very pretentious manner, and looked 'incredible'.
"It! It is definitely not just an intelligent AI—"
The girl tilted her face half bright and half gloomy, looking up at the height where there was nothing: "This is where my future spiritual sustenance will be - a lonely girl, a long life, a lone traveler across the world -"
"Ah... She probably spent many nights sleeping alone, and watched the people dancing happily by the bonfire alone—"
Mori Yuesa said as she retreated, leaned against the dust-free wall with her buttocks lowered, and slowly sat down on the ground.
A long sigh was followed by a slight sob.
"Oh... alone, eternal loneliness. This beautiful, generous, great figure, invincible strength, stunning dressing style and unparalleled aesthetics miserable girl, how much she wishes there was an intelligent AI butler to accompany her through countless boring and long days..."
"Whether her life is bright and colorful may lie behind the answer to this question..."
Tony Stark folded his hands and watched her perform with an expressionless face.
“That’s all I hope for…”
"Could it be that this 'simple' dream that can be achieved with just a flick of the finger, the dream of a miserable girl, can't be realized?"
The girl looked over with wet eyes, and crystal clear tears ran across her small teardrop mole, dripping down her face and chin onto the clothes on her chest.
"Ah... How cruel and cold-hearted a person must be to refuse this girl's wish?"
Mr. Cruel and Grim Stark himself said nothing.
"My life has fallen into darkness... In this world, I have lost the dream I had for many years..."
Jarvis called up the sound simulation, turned it up, and played a section of extremely warm applause for Mori Yuesha's performance.
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
"It was a great performance! Ms. Mori Tsukisa, you definitely have the talent to perform in a stage play. Stark Industries sponsors several large dance clubs. If you want, I can recommend you to intern there."
Mori Yuesha stood up from the ground with a swish!
"Really? Really? Really?!"
"I just know that I played a great role."
"Indeed, your acting talent is amazing. Although you don't need to make a living from it, if it's just a hobby, I personally recommend that you must continue to persevere."
Of course.
Mori Sasa is the best at performing.
"You have good taste, Jarvis."
"My pleasure, Ms. Mori Tsukisa."
Tony Stark increasingly feels that Mori Yuesa is poisonous... Jarvis, I must check your core code later.
There's a good chance that dirty magic will taint your pure and good code, Jarvis.
Chapter75 Long live Stark!!
Tony Stark never thought that one day the program he created would become so boastful.
Jarvis never imagined that Tony Stark would describe the code that made up his core as "pure" and "good." No matter how you look at it, neither the code nor the people who write it can be called pure.
"It's just that the world doesn't understand my pure heart."
"This is the wisest thing that the 'world' can do."
Two glass display cases, two pieces of equipment that have been there for decades. Made by Howard Stark himself.
"For me?" Mori Yuesha leaned on the glass: "A rapier, a...travel coat?"
"The agreement between you and your father." Stark had a complicated expression. He was not nostalgic for the expensive materials in the display case, but was just lamenting the coincidence of fate. He had long ago determined that these two pieces of equipment would definitely be placed in the cabinet forever, but he didn't expect that there would actually be a day when someone would claim them.
"The rapier is 'Black Rose', the travel coat is 'In the Forest' - I changed it to something better... Mori Yuesha?"
The girl with stars in her eyes didn't even listen to what he said.
The light silver blade exuded a chill, and the petal-shaped guards stretched out horizontally and vertically on both sides, forming a cross with the blade. The counterweight at the end of the sword was a multi-angled purple gem.
What a beautiful weapon.
Howard's aesthetic taste is better than his son's.
"That gem is the cheapest of all materials." The man motioned for Mori Yuesha to step back, opened the display cabinet, and took out the weapon.
The heavy, cold metal was made of one piece. Tony Stark grasped the hilt of the sword and swung it twice with great effort, then wisely changed to holding it with both hands, and only then was he able to swing the sword in a flower.
"You know what? He used a lot of vibranium to make this thing. I don't even think anyone can lift such a heavy 'one-handed' weapon to fight." With the tip of the sword perpendicular to the ground, Tony placed the super-heavy weapon in his hand upright in the middle of the two people.
——The slender sword body and the grip seemed light, but after deliberately letting go, the free-falling sharp point pierced through the ground directly, sinking in as easily as a hot knife cutting butter.
Terribly sharp.
"Try it, if you can't lift it..."
Mori Yuesha grasped the hilt of the sword and pulled it out of the ground with a clang!
"Do you mind if I try it?" Mori Yuesa said this while playing with the small toy in her hand.
"What do you want to cut? I'll ask Jarvis—"
When the slender blade was swung extremely quickly, it seemed as soft and boneless as a silver thread. Unlike the whirring sound of heavy and wide weapons when swung, this rapier made a sharp sound like a bird's cry when it broke through the air.
"Black Rose?"
Mori Yuesha clenched the handle, and mana surged!
Swing your sword!
Purple mana filled every part of the vibranium, and as it erupted from within, it rushed forward along the silk-like sword body! A deep purple airflow visible to the naked eye passed horizontally in front of the empty man—
A clear cut!
Bang! ! !
After a heavy muffled sound, a deep and long huge scratch appeared on the wall. Debris fell everywhere, and the clean and dust-free ground finally raised gray soil.
“Awesome…”
This sword is much more useful than an ordinary scalpel soaked in mana!
The crazy girl who couldn't let go of the sword slashed around, and the only human in the space hid far away.
"You're right, Jarvis." Tony Stark realized that something was wrong the moment Mori Tsukisa drew her sword - was it his fault? The magicians in the movies and animations were all weak and frail.
Who could have expected that Mori Yuesha was such a 'mage'?
"I just reminded you."
"Come on, you just concluded that 'her physical fitness is different from that of ordinary people', which does not mean 'cutting the wall with a sword'. Do I still have to thank you?"
"You're welcome sir."
Tony Stark left the room helplessly, closed the door, and turned on all the ventilation systems. Hearing the "dong dong dong" sound of the gate hitting the ground, the vibration of the ground under his feet became stronger and stronger.
"She won't tear it down for me, will she?" You know, the private space underground is a 'safe' he specially built. Compared with the workshop, it is much more sturdy than imagined - there is no point in talking about this now.
"This is impossible…"
"Need I remind you that you are now entering a completely different realm?"
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