I was laughing so hard that my words were incoherent.
As he was riding on his sedan chair, the emperor was also stunned.
He looked at Wei Xian in astonishment, then at Chu Zhongtian, and asked, "Mr. Wei, Mr. Chu, you two are both well-educated people and should have some knowledge of the demon race. Have you ever heard of this... uh... this custom?"
Wei Xian and Chu Zhongtian shook their heads at the same time.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Eerily quiet.
then,
"Hahahahahaha!"
The emperor laughed loudly, and then said: "It seems that this is a trick used by Li Qingcha. Interesting! Interesting! Today we really stripped the pants off the demon tribe!"
The phrase "pulling down one's pants" is 100% street slang, and the emperor was obviously very happy when he said it.
The three of them looked towards the demon tribe's shed together.
At this time, Li Hulun and Yuyun had already returned.
Li Hulun looked around and found that all his colleagues in the delegation were looking at him with an indescribable look, as if they were caring for a mentally handicapped person.
This kind of sight is the most unbearable.
Li Hulun said: "There is broth in that horse's ears!"
hiss……
The demon clan envoys subconsciously leaned back and distanced themselves from Li Hulun.
"Ah, yes, yes!"
"real."
"Ah, yes, yes!"
"I didn't lie to you!"
"Ah, yes, yes!"
“Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going crazy!!!!!!!!!”
"Ah, yes, yes!"
Only the last "Ah, yes, yes, yes" sounded sincere, and it was obvious that he really thought Li Hulun was crazy.
suddenly,
"broth?"
Yujun frowned.
All the members of the delegation looked at her sideways and began to distance themselves from Yuyun.
Yujun sighed.
"I see."
Hearing her say this, Li Hulun felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw, and subconsciously asked: "Niece Yuyun, do you know what's going on?"
Yujun nodded.
"Yes. I suspect Li Qingcha injected aspic into the horse's ears."
With just this one sentence, all doubts were resolved.
Aspic won't completely block a horse's ears, but it does act as a barrier, making loud noises, such as the sound of firecrackers, sound like a gentle breeze or drizzle.
Yujun sighed, "Li Qingcha really likes to use tricks to deceive people. He used them twice in such a short time."
Li Hulun nodded slowly.
The first time, the Terran cavalry's horses were blinded intentionally, but the actual killing move was sound;
The second time, he deliberately pretended to confront Li Hulun head-on, but when he chopped down with his sword, he actually cut off the horse's head.
Use the trick twice, succeed twice.
Li Hulun suddenly realized that Li Qingcha's greatest strength was that he turned a question of physical strength into one of intelligence.
He scratched his head helplessly, feeling powerless.
Then, doubts arose in my mind.
"Niece Yuyun, how did you see through Li Qingcha's plan at a glance?"
Yujun was stunned and her face turned slightly red.
She said, "Uncle, you... you know that people with the fox totem are good at... uh... you know there is an artifact called a fox bell?"
Li Hulun was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized,
is not that right?
There are many intercourse gadgets that use bouillon as the viscous liquid.
Emmm...
It is natural that Yujun could think of this.
but,
"How could Li Qingcha have thought of that? He only knew the question half an hour ago. Could he really have such quick wits..."
Yujun's face turned even redder.
Inwardly, he cursed Li Qingcha for being a dishonest person.
It must have been used!
"Uncle, don't ask me. I'm not Li Qingcha, so how can I know how he came up with this idea?"
Li Hulun nodded.
"indeed."
"The most critical point now is what to do next? Uncle, to be honest, I think we are already doomed to fail in the courage category. Even if we try to plug the horse's ears from the next round, we will still lose."
"Why do you say that?"
"The questions are too complicated, and there are too many loopholes that Li Qingcha can exploit."
If it were in the past, Li Hulun would have sneered.
Is it complicated for cavalry to hedge on horseback?
but now……
"What do you think we should do, niece?"
Chapter 508: Determined
Inside the Ministry of Rites’ pavilion.
"What? You guys are going to admit defeat? You don't want to compete in the subsequent tests of courage?"
Li Qingcha was a little confused and asked three questions in a row.
Yujun nodded.
"Yes. After seeing what Master Li is doing, I suddenly feel that there is no chance of winning with those little tricks. It is better to admit defeat early and directly enter the competition of strength. As the saying goes, 'one force can defeat ten skills'~"
"Ah this..."
"Is there a problem?"
"Of course no problem."
The other party took the initiative to admit defeat, so Li Qingcha couldn't refuse.
She had just thought that if the demons continued to compete with horses, she should try to use Tongjian and Shiwen on the horses to see if she could influence the horses' judgment.
But, it seems useless.
The human mind and the horse mind are completely different concepts and should not be used interchangeably.
Emmm...
Fortunately, the demon tribe admitted defeat, otherwise she would have to think of various ways to play outside the field.
Yujun lowered her voice.
"Master Li, now that we have admitted defeat, can you... ahem... can you tell me whether it is aspic or not?"
aspic?
Tao Ying, who was standing beside him, pricked up his ears.
Li Qingcha only assigned the task to Ao Jingshan in advance, and the officials of the Ministry of Rites were all unaware of it.
Li Qingcha nodded.
"Yes, we put a layer of aspic on the warhorse's earlobes."
"As expected..."
"But this trick is very risky. There is a poem that says 'the horse's hair is covered with snow and sweat is steaming'. The rapid running of a warhorse will increase its body temperature, and the ashes will melt, which may not have the effect of sound insulation. How did Yujun, the maid, come up with this idea?"
Yujun blushed.
Facing Li Qingcha, she was too embarrassed to mention Fox Bell.
The fox demon girl rolled her eyes.
"That's right. Didn't King Zuo taste it just now..."
"Uh... let's not talk about Zuo Wang. Now when I mention him, I feel a little sick."
"Then let's not talk about King Zuo. I thought of aspic because I saw the human race's war horses shaking their heads constantly, just like people emptying the water from their ears after taking a bath."
Li Qingcha nodded.
Before she traveled through time, she had short hair, which is common among boys, so this problem was less of a problem when she took a bath. But after she traveled through time, she understood the problem.
Yuyun’s explanation is very reasonable.
Seeing Li Qingcha accept, the girl heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Regarding the test of strength, our idea is very simple. We will use bricks to build a platform two meters above the ground. Whoever lifts a log that can be hugged first will win."
Li Qingcha: ???
"Didn't you say 'force can defeat skill'? Why is this question so complicated? You even need to set up a stage and stuff..."
"This one……"
Yujun was vague.
She actually thought about carrying the heavy object a distance instead of lifting it up.
But considering the human race's wheel technology, they might be able to come up with some weird tricks when working horizontally, so it's better to change the question to vertical movement.
Your wheels can roll on the ground, but you can't roll in the sky, right?
Seeing Yujun remained silent, Li Qingcha said, "Maid Yujun, since we are only comparing strength, have you ever heard of arm wrestling?"
Yujun shook her head.
"What is 'arm wrestling'?"
"To put it simply, just place your elbows on... well... let me demonstrate."
Li Qingcha nodded to Tao Ying.
The latter took a step back to express his gratitude.
"Master Li, you are a cultivator. My old arms and legs can't stand the torture. What if they are broken? So, you should ask for help from someone else."
Yujun stepped forward immediately.
"I come."
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