Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

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Sha Zhu pointed at the girl beside Xu Damao and sneered.

"Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense... My girlfriend? I said she is still your mother." Lin Shaowen said dissatisfiedly.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone was immediately happy.

"Lin Shaowen, that's really your girlfriend." Sha Zhu was anxious and said loudly, "Zhang Wan introduced her to you..."

"I'll screw you." Lin Shaowen cursed and looked at Xu Damao, "Old Xu, what's going on?"

"Hey, didn't we say yesterday that we would introduce my cousin to Sha Zhu?" Xu Damao said hypocritically, "Zhang Wan picked her up early this morning, but Sha Zhu... he doesn't know what's good for him."

"anything else?"

After Lin Shaowen smoked a circle of cigarettes, he said with interest.

"Lin Shaowen, you also know... Girls from families like us haven't experienced anything serious, so we are more straightforward." Zhang Wan's words were very precise. "This is... my sister accidentally said the wrong thing and offended Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu insisted that we were humiliating him."

"What did you say?"

Not only Lin Shaowen, but others also became interested.

"What else can I say?" Zhang Wan's cousin Zhang Lin said disdainfully, "This old man is older than my father, and he still wants to date me... unless I'm blind."

Pfft!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.

The others were laughing so hard that they were bent over, and Yu Li was shaking all over. She had been thinking all night yesterday about who gave Sha Zhu the confidence, and today she was getting her retribution.

"Xu Damao, you did this on purpose..."

Sha Zhu broke through the defense again, raised his knife and rushed forward.

"Lao Lin, help!" Xu Damao shouted hurriedly.

"okay."

Lin Shaowen took a quick step forward, hugged Sha Zhu, and with a slight shake of his shoulders, he knocked his knife to the ground.

Sha Zhu stood aside indignantly. In front of Lin Shaowen, he was very sober.

At this time, Zhang Lin came over and said with a red face, "Comrade Lin Shaowen, can we get to know each other?"

"Forget it, I like men." Lin Shaowen refused.

"Hahaha!"

The whole yard suddenly burst into laughter again.

Shazhu was even more gloating, like a fool.

"You like men?"

Zhang Lin subconsciously took a step back, a look of horror on his face.

"Yes, before your brother-in-law married your sister, we were a couple." Lin Shaowen lied seriously, "But your sister forced her way in, ah... Damao."

As he said that, he reached out and touched Xu Damao's face.

"Oh my god, Lao Lin, stop talking nonsense." Xu Damao shuddered.

"vomit."

Zhang Lin couldn't stand this stimulation and he dry-heaved subconsciously.

"No, Zhang Lin, don't listen to Lin Shaowen's nonsense." Zhang Wan hurriedly explained.

"Don't talk to me, you're disgusting."

Zhang Lin left after saying a few words.

"No, Zhang Lin...wait for me."

Zhang Wan glared at Lin Shaowen and chased after him.

"Lao Lin, you bastard."

Xu Damao also cursed and followed him out.

Everyone in the yard was laughing so hard that they were bent over.

Lin Shaowen's move was really mean.

"Lin Shaowen, thank you." Sha Zhu said with relief.

"Just say thank you without any words?" Lin Shaowen raised his eyebrows.

"What do you want?" Sha Zhu spread his hands.

"I haven't even had lunch yet because of this matter for you." Lin Shaowen said hypocritically.

"It's a piece of cake. I'll do it for you now."

Sha Zhu didn't say anything and was about to go straight to the west wing.

At this moment, Qin Peiru, who was watching the fun, suddenly vomited, and immediately covered her mouth and vomited in the corner.

"Brother Lin, look, Sister Jia is disgusted by you."

Liu Guangfu shouted, causing everyone to laugh again.

Lin Shaowen couldn't laugh. He glanced at Qin Peiru and then looked at Jia Dongxu. "Jia Dongxu, are you an animal?"

"Lin Shaowen, I haven't offended you." Jia Dongxu was not happy.

"This Sophora japonica is only a little older? It's not even one year old, right? You got Qin Peiru pregnant again? Are you still a human being?" Lin Shaowen was helpless.

"Again?"

Everyone was shocked.

"You little bastard, Qin Peiru is pregnant again?" Jia Zhang came over immediately.

"Answer me a question first, how about I take Qin Peiru's pulse for free?" Lin Shaowen said with interest.

"Free? You ask..."

Jia Zhang suddenly perked up.

Everyone immediately gathered around curiously.

"When Jia Dongxu was doing something, were you eavesdropping?"

Lin Shaowen's eyes were full of curiosity.

Sha Zhu and others were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.

Yu Li and other young wives spat at Zhang Yu fiercely, their faces turning red.

"You damned little bastard, you..."

"Ms. Jia Zhang, this is not right." Lin Shaowen said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't we agree that you answer my questions and I take Qin Peiru's pulse? Even if the deal doesn't work out, Renyi is still there. Why are you throwing a tantrum?"

"Yes, Aunt Jia, is there one?"

As soon as Xu Damao stepped into the yard, he immediately brought Zhang Wan over like a curious baby.

Jia Zhang looked around and her face was unusually hot.

"Mom, let's ignore him." Jia Dongxu stepped forward and glared at Lin Shaowen, then said with a straight face, "Let's take Peiru directly to the hospital. There's no need to pay attention to him."

As he said this, he was about to pull Jia Zhang into the house.

Chapter 194: The biggest "gamble" in Siheyuan's history

"and many more……"

Xu Damao stopped Jia Dongxu and said seriously, "Aunt Jia, how about this...if you answer Lin Shaowen's question, I will give you one dollar and let Lin Shaowen feel your pulse for free?"

"A dollar?"

Jia Zhang was making crazy calculations in her heart.

Going to the hospital costs money, but now not only does it not cost money, you can even make a dollar for free.

But when she was about to speak, she was stopped by Xu Damao.

"You wait first."

Xu Damao stopped Aunt Jia, went to the flowerbed in front of Yan Bugui's house, took two broken flower pots, put them on the ground, and shouted, "I'll make a handicap... There's one on the right, and there's none on the left, one to one."

"Xu Damao, you are gambling." Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face.

"It is gambling." Lin Shaowen nodded seriously, "Old Xu, gambling with money is not right... How about we bet on eggs? The minimum bet is two eggs."

The current market price of an egg is about five cents.

Two eggs cost ten cents.

He had no interest in gambling, he just wanted to have some fun.

"Yes, yes, yes, Old Lin, you are the smart one." Xu Damao said happily.

"But we don't have any eggs now."

Yan Jiecheng is a typical example of someone who enjoys watching the fun.

"It doesn't matter if there are no eggs. We still have Teacher Yan." Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "Teacher Yan, take the notes... and I'll give you an egg as a reward."

"No problem." Yan Bugui agreed immediately.

Thus, the first "big gamble" in Siheyuan began.

"I'll bet on ten eggs, Aunt Jia will definitely listen."

Liu Haizhong was the first to place a heavy bet.

"I believe in Jia Zhang's character." Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face, "I bet on her two eggs, but she didn't listen."

"I pressed four eggs and she listened." Yan Bugui wrote something himself.

"I'll bet on four eggs. Listen." Yan Jiecheng said harshly.

"Good boy, you have good vision." Yan Bugui praised.

"Dad, let's make a deal first...you have to eat your own eggs if you win." Yu Li said vigilantly.

"Of course." Auntie said immediately, "But let me make it clear in advance, if you lose... you are not allowed to take the eggs from home."

"Row."

Yu Li agreed readily.