Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

"It's just a cup, why are you in such a hurry?" Xu Damao said calmly.

"That's right, it's just a glass of wine." Yan Jiecheng encouraged, "Teacher Ran, don't worry, my uncle has something."

"Yes, Teacher Ran, keep going." Liu Guangfu also echoed.

"Come again."

After Ran Qiuye finished the drink, she recited again, "Here comes riding on a bamboo horse, playing with green plums around the bed."

"No one sees the plum blossoms and bamboos, but the fragrance blows across the stone bridge all night long."

"There are beautiful willow trees on the east and west sides of the bridge, and people come and go singing."

……

The two exchanged more than a hundred sentences.

"On the vast Yangtze and Han Rivers, where are we going at dusk?" Lin Shaowen said loudly.

“It, it…”

Ran Qiuye blushed again and picked up the wine glass and drank it.

"The son is getting married, and he is suitable for his family." Lin Shaowen said.

"you……"

Ran Qiuye felt extremely humiliated.

This guy actually continued with the previous sentence.

"Drink more."

Sha Zhu obviously enjoys watching the fun and doesn't mind making trouble.

After Ran Qiuye drank a few glasses of wine, the roots of his ears turned red.

"There are good horses in the world, but it is rare to find a good person like Jiufang Gao." Lin Shaowen recited again.

Ran Qiuye's mind was a mess at this moment. She had no time to care about Feihualing. She only had one thought at this moment: why was this wine so strong?

"Drink." Sha Zhu said excitedly.

"Teacher Ran, you..."

Xu Damao and others all looked miserable. They were no match at all.

"Another...another one." Ran Qiuye drank another glass.

"If you plant wheat in high fields, it will never grow into ears of wheat." Lin Shaowen took a sip of wine.

"drink."

"Then the hearts of all parents in the world will not be reborn as a boy and reborn as a girl."

"drink."

……

After drinking seven or eight cups in a row, Ran Qiuye felt like his body was on fire.

Ran Jing looked at Yan Jiecheng who was already vomiting and said hurriedly, "Lin Shaowen, Qiu Ye can't drink anymore."

"Concession."

Lin Shaowen bowed.

"Lin Shaowen, let's... do it again."

After Ran Qiuye said this, he fell onto the table.

"This……"

Ran Jing was suddenly at a loss.

She came here for a blind date, and she had nothing to do, but she didn't expect to get Ran Qiuye, who came to see her, drunk.

This is how to do?

"Help her to the room to rest first. Wait until she sobers up a little. Yan Jiecheng and I... um, Master He will take you back later."

Lin Shaowen couldn't help but laugh when he saw Yan Jiecheng vomiting bitter bile.

"excuse me."

Ran Jing smiled bitterly and helped Ran Qiuye to the bedroom.

Lin Shaowen did not go forward to help, but went to turn on the light in the room first and then returned to the dining table.

He just took a few bites of food.

The meal lasted from the afternoon to the evening.

The sky has darkened.

At the entire table, only Lin Shaowen and Ran Jing were relatively sober. The others were either sleeping on the floor or lying on the table.

"Lin Shaowen, do you often drink like this?" Ran Jing asked coquettishly.

"That's not the case." Lin Shaowen shook the empty bottle and pondered, "Do you think it's possible that Xu Damao brought fake wine?"

puff!

Ran Jing immediately laughed, "He stole this from his father-in-law, right?"

"That's true." Lin Shaowen said, touching his chin.

"Lin Shaowen, what kind of person is your wife?" Ran Jing asked again.

"An ordinary person." Lin Shaowen smiled. "She comes from the countryside, has a simple personality, and is not very talkative... But she is very good to me. Even if I do something that scares her, she will still support me without hesitation."

"That's great." Ran Jing exclaimed.

"What about you? What kind of person do you want to find?" Lin Shaowen asked with a smile.

"I don't know." Ran Jing glanced at Yan Jiecheng lying on the ground and sighed, "I once heard someone say that the matchmaker will introduce you to someone based on how you are in other people's eyes..."

"In fact, Yan Jiecheng...or the young people in our courtyard are all pretty good." Lin Shaowen took a sip of wine and smiled faintly, "For example, the brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, under the stick education of Liu Haizhong, their thinking is a little different from ordinary people, but they are also more willing to work hard."

"But I feel like Xu Damao and Sha Zhu seem to hate you quite a bit." Ran Jing said with a smile.

"It's not just them. Actually, no one in the yard likes me very much." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "But... I can't just find a rope and hang myself just because they don't like me, right?"

"what……"

Ran Jing suddenly laughed out loud.

At this time, Ran Qiuye had sobered up.

She quietly stood up, looked around, and couldn't help muttering, "This guy is quite good to his wife..."

The huge wardrobe is filled with women's clothes and shoes.

Especially those woolen coats, which look very valuable.

Chapter 373 He is like a maggot

The next morning.

Lin Shaowen, who had nothing to do, was just about to go out to buy two buns when he heard a scream coming from the backyard.

"what's the situation?"

Yi Zhonghai and others immediately stood up and ran towards the backyard.

Lin Shaowen also ran over to watch the fun.

backyard.

Xu Damao was stripped naked and tied up tightly with hemp ropes and hung under the eaves like a piece of bacon.

Not far from him, a deaf old lady was sitting on the ground, screaming loudly.

"Grandfather, stop shouting."

Yi Zhonghai hurried over to help her up.

Sha Zhu, Yan Jiefang and others looked at each other tacitly, and then turned their heads away.

At this time, Xu Damao opened his eyes and roared again after seeing his situation.

"Who the hell did this?"

"Hurry up and put the man down. There is no room for fooling around like you." Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face.

"Eh."

Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng immediately stepped forward and untied the rope.

"Ouch."

Xu Damao, who was wrapped up like a cicada pupa, fell heavily to the ground. Although his hands and feet were restricted, he was still struggling.

"He looks like a maggot," Liu Guangfu laughed.

"Hahaha!"

The whole yard suddenly burst into laughter.

Especially the young wives, they laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward.

"Why don't you untie him quickly? This is really ridiculous. If someone sees him in the middle of the night, won't he be scared to death?"

Yan Bugui's tone was stern, but his eyes were full of smiles.

"What are you doing?"

Ran Jing came over with Ran Qiuye.

"Ran Jing, Teacher Ran...why are you here?"

Seeing this, Sha Zhu and Yan Jiecheng, who were untying Xu Damao, no longer cared about Xu Damao and immediately rushed over.

"Ouch."

Xu Damao lost his balance and fell to the ground again. "Beasts, a bunch of beasts who forget their friends for the sake of beauty... Lao Lin, help me untie them quickly."

"Hey."

Lin Shaowen sighed, holding the end of the thread and said, "When I pull it, you start to spin on your own. Don't get scratched by the rope..."

Not to mention, the method of trapping people was very professional. Xu Damao was not hurt, but he was trapped very tightly. He is a talented person.

"Eh."

Hearing Xu Damao's response, Lin Shaowen began to pull the rope.

Xu Damao kept turning in circles, but as the rope became less and less, many people noticed something was wrong.

"ah."

Ran Jing and Ran Qiuye immediately covered their eyes.

"Fuck, Lao Xu, someone even took off your pants?" Lin Shaowen exclaimed.

"My day."

Xu Damao immediately covered his lower body and ran towards home with his buttocks shaking.

But he never imagined that some wicked person would lock his house.

He pulled at the door frantically, but it didn't budge.

"Or... let's go out first?" Lin Shaowen suggested.

He really didn't expect that the burly Xu Damao was actually a small earthworm.

This scene is really eye-catching.

"No, Xu Damao can't open the door, we have to help him at least, right?" Sha Zhu said hypocritically.

"Yes, uncle...Xu Damao is our neighbor after all."

Yan Jiecheng's tone was sincere, but his mouth was almost stretched to his ears.

"Ah, beast, beast..." Xu Damao said sadly and angrily.