Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

"Is there any need to think about this?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "Whose family has the most bachelors in the courtyard..."

"What does this have to do with being a bachelor?" He Yushui asked puzzled.

"How stupid." Lin Shaowen pointed at her head and said with a wry smile, "You really don't know how good your conditions are, right?"

"what?"

He Yushui widened her big watery eyes.

“Nowadays, when looking for a wife, the first thing people look at is not appearance, but household registration. If you have a household registration in a city, you will be supplied with food, so you will not starve to death even if you don’t have a job... The second thing is academic qualifications. Your junior college diploma is considered a high level of education nowadays, and you graduated from a normal school, so it will be very easy for you to find a job.” Lin Shaowen said seriously.

"What does that have to do with being a bachelor?" He Yushui still didn't understand.

"You." Lin Shaowen hugged her slender waist and pecked her on the cheek. "You think... your conditions are already so good. If you have a job, wouldn't people who want to marry you line up?"

"So, they want to ruin my job and go on a blind date with me?" He Yushui said in disbelief.

This is too vicious.

"Do you think they have nothing to do and would report you?" Lin Shaowen sighed.

He Yushui's soft conditions are already outstanding, but her hard conditions are even more outstanding... To sum it up, she is "suitable for having a boy", and she doesn't need to buy milk powder.

"The only families with many bachelors are the second and third uncles..." He Yushui counted on his fingers and said, "The second uncle has two, and the third uncle has three."

The two were chatting.

Suddenly, Qin Huairu and Yu Li walked in. Seeing the two people hugging each other, they were not surprised at all. Instead, they smiled and said, "The yard is in a commotion. Why don't you go out and watch the fun?"

"It's nothing more than Liu Haizhong beating Xu Damao. What's so good about it?" Lin Shaowen shrugged.

"Who said that? Yan Jiefang is on a blind date." Qin Huairu said with a sweet smile, "That girl is so pretty. I heard she's the daughter of a textile factory leader."

"Oh, there is such a thing?" Lin Shaowen asked in surprise.

"Brother Lin, let's go and ruin his plan too." He Yushui said in a firm tone.

"No need."

Lin Shaowen held her up and said, "As long as Xu Damao and Sha Zhu are here, it will be difficult to succeed."

Yu Li couldn't help curling her lips when she heard this, "Are you underestimating yourself?"

"Go away, who says he is a troublemaker?" Lin Shaowen scolded with a smile.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

Ding Ding Ding!

The bell under the eaves rang.

"Lao Lin, come out quickly..."

Xu Damao's voice sounded outside the door.

Lin Shaowen hugged Qin Huairu, who was about to go cook, and asked, "Do you want to give Xu Damao another beating?"

"That's a good relationship." Qin Huairu said with a smile, "When you were away, he harassed me a lot."

"Then give him a good beating." Lin Shaowen laughed.

compound.

"Old Lin, let me tell you, that girl is extraordinary...she's really like a fairy." Xu Damao whispered.

"But I have to meet the person first."

As soon as Lin Shaowen finished speaking, several people surrounded him.

"Godfather, please sit down."

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, one holding a stool and the other holding a fan, looked like two little eunuchs.

"Uncle, have some fruit..." Yan Jiekuang handed over a small pear.

"Wow, where are you from?" Lin Shaowen asked in surprise.

"This is my brother's blind date. My father bought it for me. Just now, when no one was paying attention, I touched two of them." Yan Jiekuang said a little embarrassedly.

"Well, I have a heart."

Lin Shaowen accepted it with a smile, then reached into Yan Jiekuang's pocket and patted him.

Yan Jiekuang immediately felt his pocket was heavy, and when he opened it, he found that there was half a bag of fruit candies, which were colorful and even beautiful.

"Shhh."

Lin Shaowen made a gesture.

Yan Jiekuang nodded gratefully and said no more.

"Lin Shaowen, do you think this girl will be interested in Yan Jiefang?" Sha Zhu squatted beside him and touched his chin.

"Get out of the way. If you squat here, where should I squat?" Xu Damao kicked Sha Zhu's butt.

"Hey, I have a bad temper..."

Sha Zhu was about to resort to violence, but he heard Lin Shaowen speak quietly.

"I say...can we talk business first?"

"Okay, I'll let him go for a while today because of you." Sha Zhu squatted down again and whispered, "You didn't see that girl. She's really beautiful... If it were you, you would be tempted too."

"Is it really that beautiful?" Lin Shaowen didn't believe it.

"real."

Everyone nodded hastily.

"Lao Xu, shout... and say that Shazhu fell into the toilet." Lin Shaowen suggested.

"Wait..." Sha Zhu was immediately unhappy, "No, no, what if Yan Jiefang fails? I still want to leave a good impression on him."

"Bah, are you worthy?" Xu Damao said disdainfully.

"Don't make a noise, don't make a noise." Lin Shaowen said with a headache, "Then let's do this... I'll suffer a little this time, Lao Xu, you say I fell into the toilet."

"Ouch."

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao's eyes suddenly became much clearer.

"But let me be frank first. I'm not eating this for nothing. I'm here to watch the fun. My family hasn't even cooked yet." Lin Shaowen said with difficulty.

"What's the point of this?" Xu Damao said proudly, "Come to my house today, we'll have a good drink, and there's plenty of wine and meat..."

"Old Xu is a righteous man, but what about your skills?" Lin Shaowen shook his head.

"Don't you still have me?" Sha Zhu immediately stood up, "Lin Shaowen, you are a man of honor, and I won't let you work for nothing, right? I'll make dinner."

"to make."

Lin Shaowen nodded and winked at Xu Damao.

“Ahem…” Xu Damao cleared his throat and shouted, “Hurry up, someone come, Lin Shaowen fell into the toilet and is almost dead.”

"I'll go, is there such a good thing?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong threw his bowl down and ran out of the door.

"May God open his eyes."

Yi Zhonghai wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and ran out without even putting on his shoes.

Yan family.

"Oh my god, my uncle fell into the toilet?"

Yan Jiecheng, who was entertaining guests, picked up the clothesline without saying a word and prepared to run to the public toilet.

"You beast, I just washed the clothes." Auntie cursed.

Yan Bugui was also itching to see what Lin Shaowen looked like when he was wandering around in the toilet. Although he and Lin Shaowen seemed to be in love, they had an irreconcilable conflict.

In this courtyard, there can only be one respected intellectual.

Chapter 464 His uncle, please listen to my argument

To be honest, Lin Shaowen's popularity in the courtyard was not very good, and there were many people who hated him. So Xu Damao's shout almost blew up everyone in the courtyard, and even Bang Geng got a cannon from somewhere, as if he was ready to hit someone.

"Where is it? Where is it?"

Everyone hurriedly ran towards the public toilet.

Hearing the commotion outside, Yan Bugui finally couldn't hold back and said to Zhang the matchmaker, "His aunt, Xiao Su...please sit down for a moment. I'm the third uncle in the courtyard. If anything happens, I have to help."

"Hey, uncle, you go ahead and do your work first." Matchmaker Zhang said hurriedly.

"Uncle Yan, let's go out and take a look." Xiao Su said softly.

“No, no,” Yan Bugui said hastily, “This person would be very dirty if he fell into the toilet. If we fish him out… Tsk, it’s disgusting just to talk about it.”

"It's okay, let's go and take a look together. I'm also a nurse. If you need help, I can help." Xiao Su said in a firm tone.

"OK then."

Yan Bugui was so itchy that he didn't want to get entangled with her, so he rushed out.

"Look, that's the one..." Xu Damao said hurriedly.

Lin Shaowen looked carefully and realized that Shazhu and Xu Damao were not exaggerating. The girl was really good-looking. She had a head of black hair tied in a big braid, which was almost to her waist and was thick and black.

She was wearing a sky blue floral dress, a pair of small leather shoes and very trendy white socks. She looked very youthful and beautiful.

That would have been fine, but the girl was so sweet. Even though her brows were furrowed, her fair face and green fingers stunned the brothers around Lin Shaowen.

"Fuck, what will happen if Yan Jiefang succeeds?" Xu Damao murmured.

"That makes sense." Yan Jiekuang subconsciously replied, and then reacted, "Xu Damao, that mother is my sister-in-law."

"Get lost." Sha Zhu said with a sullen face, "If you say she is your sister-in-law, then she is your sister-in-law. Just call her and see if she agrees."

"No, you can't do this..." Yan Jiekuang said in panic.

“Whatever this and that, it doesn’t count if there’s no achievement.” Liu Guangfu said disdainfully.

"My brother is right, it doesn't count if there is no achievement..." Liu Guangtian also started to join in the fun.

Lin Shaowen listened to their words one by one, and his head couldn't help but buzz.

The people who went to the backyard to watch the excitement walked back to the courtyard cursing and ran into Yan Bugui and his group.

"No, what happened to you? Is Lin Shaowen dead?" A hint of surprise flashed in Yan Bugui's eyes, accompanied by a bit of joy.

"Fuck you." Liu Haizhong said angrily, "I don't know which grandson is yelling, I haven't even eaten yet... I'm here to watch the fun."

"That's right." Yi Zhonghai also said in a muffled voice, "I thought that since we are neighbors, if anything happens to Lin Shaowen, we can help him... But I didn't expect that there was not even a ghost in the toilet."

"Really? What a pity..." Yan Bugui sighed.

"Who said it wasn't... well."

Liu Haizhong responded subconsciously, only to find that Lin Shaowen was sitting in the corner of the compound, looking at them with a smile.

"It seems that I didn't fall into the toilet... Are you disappointed?" Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"No, his uncle, listen to my explanation..." Yan Bugui spat as soon as he said this, "Pooh, no, listen to my explanation, I was just going to help."

Liu Haizhong, Yi Zhonghai and Lin Shaowen don't get along, but he is different. He and Lin Shaowen have always been in a honeymoon period. Although there were short gaps, he quickly repaired them, so the relationship between the two families is still good.

"No need to explain. A gentleman's heart is his friend." Lin Shaowen stood up and threw a pack of cigarettes to Yan Jiefang. "Jiefang... this girl is good. You should treat her well."

"Thank you, uncle."

Yan Jiefang looked at the Zhonghua in his hand and smiled sweetly.

Sure enough, his uncle was the best to him in this courtyard.

"Dean Lin?" Xiao Su suddenly shouted.

"Well, who are you?" Lin Shaowen was a little confused.

Xiao Su immediately straightened her clothes, then trotted over to him and bowed, "Director Lin, I'm Su Xiu from the Red Star Hospital... I used to be your assistant nurse when you were teaching."

"There's such a thing?" Lin Shaowen joked, "If I had such a beautiful assistant by my side, there's no reason for me not to know about it."