Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

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"What a beast..." As soon as Xu Damao came out, he sat on the ground and cried loudly, "I was sleeping soundly, I don't know who threw the firecrackers in. If I hadn't run fast, I would have been cooked."

"Fuck, what's that?" Sha Zhu roared, "Which bastard threw firecrackers on my bed... It was crackling, and I felt like I was shot even though I was covered with a quilt."

Pfft!

Many people couldn't help laughing out loud.

But when he saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu's rabbit-like eyes, he immediately lowered his head. In the courtyard, being hated by these two people was not a good thing.

"Hahaha……"

Another loud laugh was heard.

The two men immediately glared at each other, but when they saw that it was Lin Shaowen who was laughing so hard, their faces couldn't help but turn ugly.

"Old Lin, you don't have any fucking sympathy at all?" Xu Damao yelled.

"That's right, Lin Shaowen...we still consider you a friend." Sha Zhu said indignantly.

"No, you..."

Lin Shaowen was about to explain, but Director Wang and Captain Xing arrived.

"Director Wang, the situation is like this..." Liu Haizhong just went forward but was pushed away by Captain Xing.

"You wait first."

Director Wang walked to Lin Shaowen with a serious expression and whispered, "Xiao Lin, what's the situation now?"

The three uncles felt as uncomfortable as if they had eaten a fly. Lin Shaowen has no position or power, so what are you asking him to do?

"I don't know." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "I was sleeping soundly at home... Suddenly, the old man and Yan Jiecheng came to knock on the door and said that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu's house had been blown up. I thought that one of them was a cook and the other was a projectionist, so they shouldn't be hiding any dangerous goods, right?"

"Dangerous goods?"

Captain Xing and Director Wang's eyes suddenly froze.

"Old Lin, don't talk nonsense." Xu Damao said sternly, "Someone is clearly taking revenge on me and Sha Zhu by throwing firecrackers into my house..."

"The firecrackers make such a loud noise?" Captain Xing frowned.

"Captain Xing, you don't know." Xu Damao started to cry again, "I don't know which beast made a firecracker bigger than a car tire... My goodness, that thing, let alone exploding, could crush someone to death."

"That's right." Sha Zhu continued, "That thing was thrown on my bed, and I almost couldn't breathe... Damn it, don't let me know who it is, or I will kill him."

"Firecrackers as big as tires?"

Director Wang and Captain Xing looked at each other, both somewhat unconvinced.

But now there were still crackling sounds in Xu Damao and Sha Zhu's house, and they had no choice but to believe it.

Chapter 471: Walking the Birds Under the Moon

"Did I see it wrong?" Lin Shaowen asked in surprise, "If it's something as big as a tire, it's impossible for no one to find it even if we take it to the yard, let alone hide it."

"That's true."

Captain Xing nodded and said, "It seems that firecrackers were thrown at both of your houses at the same time. How come two such large creatures entered the yard at once? How come no one noticed?"

"Uncle, what do you think about this?" Director Wang suddenly asked.

"Director Wang, you know I live at the doorstep and I'm a cautious person," Yan Bugui said seriously, "If it's really like what Xu Damao and Sha Zhu said... if something as big as a tire is brought into the yard, there's no way I wouldn't find it."

Everyone was talking.

The sound of firecrackers slowly stopped. Xu Damao wanted to go forward and open the door, but when he saw the huge lock on the door, tears came again.

"Damn it, they want to kill us. Throwing firecrackers is fine, but they even locked the door..."

As a last resort, he could only borrow a hammer from Yan Bugui and knock the lock open directly.

But when the door was opened, oh my god... thick black smoke was pouring out, as if it had been bombed.

"Who have you two offended recently?" asked Captain Xing.

"Captain Xing, you know me well. I never cause trouble." Xu Damao said hurriedly, "I haven't offended anyone. I guess someone just doesn't like me and wants to mess with me."

"What about you?" Captain Xing looked at Sha Zhu.

"Me?" Sha Zhu raised his voice, "My neighbors all know what kind of person I am. I am always kind to others and never quarrel with others."

Director Wang looked at the two people, each more shameless than the other, and couldn't help but rub his temples gently.

"No." Xu Damao suddenly said, "Yan Jiefang, is it you..."

"Yan Jiefang?"

Director Wang and Captain Xing turned their heads at the same time.

"I?"

Yan Jiefang looked shocked.

"You went on a blind date with Su Xiu in the afternoon, but it didn't work out... Are you blaming me and Sha Zhu for messing things up?" Xu Damao said viciously.

"I can't do it. That's my own business. What does it have to do with you?" Yan Jiefang said with a sneer.

"Tell me the details..." Captain Xing said seriously.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao recounted everything that happened in the afternoon. Of course...they were not stupid enough to say that they were there to cause trouble. They just said that they wanted to make friends with Su Xiu.

But Captain Xing and Director Wang are such smart people that one could tell at a glance that their intentions were not pure.

"Xiao Lin, what do you think about this?" Director Wang said in a deep voice.

"You should ask the three gentlemen about this." Lin Shaowen waved his hand and said with a smile, "Xu Damao said it was Yan Jiefang. I think he is also a suspect, but there is one most important point..."

"what?"

Everyone gathered around.

"evidence."

Lin Shaowen spread his hands. "What Xu Damao said was just his guess. Where is the evidence? Whether it's human evidence or physical evidence... you have to give one, right? Otherwise, if something happens in someone's house in the future, they can just go to the neighbor they had the quarrel with."

"That's true."

Director Wang and Captain Xing nodded at the same time.

Xu Damao was speechless for a moment. He did suspect that it was Yan Jiefang.

But if there was evidence, he would have pounced on him and beaten him long ago. Why is he still complaining here?

"But this matter still needs to be investigated thoroughly." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "Throwing firecrackers into someone else's house is a very bad behavior. It's good if nothing happens...but what if there is a fire?"

"Yes, this matter needs to be investigated thoroughly."

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu shouted at the same time.

"We will handle this matter." Captain Xing said with a straight face, "But I warn you, you have no evidence... It's best not to frame others. If a fight breaks out, don't worry about my cruelty."

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu shuddered at the same time when they heard this.

Captain Xing is a ruthless man. When Jia Dongxu was being captured, he was at the front line and shot and killed several fugitives.

As to whether Jia Dongxu died at his hands, there are different opinions.

"Okay, it's so late, let's all go." Director Wang waved his hand.

"Director Wang..."

Yi Zhonghai stepped forward and said, "I think we should ask Lin Shaowen to check on the two of them. After all, they were so frightened. It would be bad if something happened to them."

"That's true."

Director Wang nodded and was about to speak.

But he heard Lin Shaowen say quietly, "I think being frightened is a small matter. Why don't we let them go back and put on their pants first? Otherwise... walking the bird under the moonlight is too indecent."

"Walking the bird under the moon?"

Those who reacted slowly were still wondering what Lin Shaowen meant, while those who reacted quickly had already looked at Xu Damao and Sha Zhu's lower body.

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu ran out almost half-naked, but they still wore shorts. However, the room was only this big, and the 100,000-bang firecrackers almost blew their shorts to pieces.

Look... there were just some pieces of cloth hanging around the two of them's waists, but it was too dark at night and the situation was quite urgent, so no one noticed.

"Ah, there are hooligans..."

Many young wives and girls started shouting.

"I go."

Many people's eyes widened.

Sha Zhu looked like a strong man, but he didn't have much capital. On the contrary, Xu Damao, who was often beaten, was more competitive.

"what……"

Xu Damao screamed, covered his crotch and ran into the house.

Sha Zhu was so ashamed and angry that he followed suit.

But when he rushed to the door, he was bounced back by the door and fell on his back.

The little brother was exposed in front of everyone.

"I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him..."

A tear fell from the corner of Shazhu's eye as he lay on the ground.

I have lived for almost thirty years and have never been insulted like this.

"Xiao Lin, find a solution quickly." Director Wang tried hard to hold back his laughter.

"Didn't we have a hammer just now? Yan Jiecheng... hurry up and knock down the lock of Sha Zhu's house." Lin Shaowen ordered.

"Eh."

Yan Jiecheng, with a red face, immediately picked up the hammer, but whether he did it on purpose or he really couldn't knock it right, he couldn't knock the lock off after several hits.

Sha Zhu got up at this time and roared, "Get lost."

Yan Jiecheng was immediately frightened and hid aside.

"what……"

Sha Zhu was like a humanoid machine. He roared and rushed towards the gate.

Bang!

There was a loud bang and the door fell directly to the ground.

"Well."

Sha Zhu groaned, leaned against the door, and covered his little brother.

"What's wrong?" everyone asked with concern.

"It hit...it hit the lock."

Sha Zhu had sweat on his forehead and he kept rolling around with his legs clamped together, like a fried shrimp.

"Hahaha."