Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things.

"Oh, you're still quite strong. Shazhu, your tricks won't work." Lin Shaowen sighed.

"Fuck you, I'm going to beat you to death."

Sha Zhu was so angry that he pulled down Xu Damao's pants and then spanked his butt hard with a bamboo stick.

"Ouch, ouch..."

Xu Damao shouted frantically, but no one came forward to help.

"What is this for?"

A clear voice sounded, causing Sha Zhu to pause slightly.

"Director Zhang, you have to make the decision for me." Xu Damao cried and said, "Look at Sha Zhu, he actually dared to attack me..."

"Director Zhang, these are just the young people in the factory playing around." Yi Zhonghai said righteously, "These guys are used to playing around, don't take it seriously."

"Oh."

Zhang Xiaoyu nodded, not quite understanding.

"Director Zhang, this isn't..."

Snapped!

Sha Zhu hit Xu Damao hard with the bamboo stick and he felt half of his buttocks go numb.

"Director Zhang, you are not married yet. It's inappropriate to look at a grown man's butt, right?" Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"you……"

Zhang Xiaoyu's pretty face immediately turned red and she ran back home, covering her face.

"Lao Lin, you are a piece of shit." Xu Damao said angrily.

"It's not the first day you've known me." Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "Silly Zhu, wait a minute... I'll check, and if everything is ok, you can continue to fight."

"Eh."

Sha Zhu immediately sat on Xu Damao's back.

Damn it.

Xu Damao almost vomited blood.

Are you going to beat him to death today?

Lin Shaowen stepped forward to check, nodded and said, "You can probably hit him another ten times. Don't hit him too much, otherwise it will cause minor injuries."

"it is good."

Sha Zhu held his butt, raised the stick and hit him again.

Xu Damao didn't wail this time, but a tear rolled down from the corner of his eye.

Before he divorced Zhang Wan, who the hell would dare to rush into his house and beat someone up?

Thinking of this, he looked pitifully at Zhang Wan who was watching the fun.

"Zhang Wan, let's remarry."

"Well."

Almost everyone was stunned.

"Remarriage?" Zhang Wan was also a little surprised.

"I was wrong at first, but now I know I was wrong." Xu Damao wiped his tears and said, "There still needs to be a woman in this family. If you agree, let's go to the street office on Monday to complete the formalities."

Lin Shaowen couldn't help but frown when he heard this.

But after seeing Zhang Wan who seemed quite interested, he finally said nothing.

"let me consider it."

Zhang Wan did not give an immediate reply.

"Why don't you get up? Can't you see we are talking about business?" Xu Damao said angrily.

Sha Zhu was stunned by his yelling and subconsciously climbed down from him.

"roll roll roll."

Xu Damao held up his pants and cursed, "You all just like to look at butts, right? Go home and look at them..."

"cut."

Everyone was too lazy to pay attention to him and returned to the compound.

When Lin Shaowen was about to go home, he was stopped by Old Yan.

"what's up?"

"There's something going on. Let's go talk about it aside."

Yan Bugui pulled him to the corner of the yard and whispered, "Uncle, your medicine doesn't seem to work. I've been taking it for three years...but why is there no movement in your third aunt's stomach?"

"Fuck, Old Yan, do you really want it?" Lin Shaowen said in surprise.

"Don't shout, don't shout." Yan Bugui held his head and whispered, "You said at the beginning that if it doesn't work, I'll get a refund... Now I've taken it and it doesn't work at all."

"Don't be such a jerk." Lin Shaowen said disdainfully, "Just tell me, your thing...is it much more useful?"

"It's a little more useful, but... I want to have another one." Yan Bugui sighed.

"No." Lin Shaowen said suddenly, "That bottle of medicinal wine can only be drunk for three months at most... How did you manage to drink it for three years?"

"If there's no more wine, I'll just pour some in. The effect will be the same anyway." Yan Bugui said with a pout.

"Screw you." Lin Shaowen said with a bitter smile, "You poured new wine into it, which diluted the original medicinal wine. You still want a child, but you can't even have an egg."

"There is such a thing?" Yan Bugui said in shock, "No...why didn't you tell me?"

"This is common sense, okay?" Lin Shaowen said disdainfully, "The doctor prescribed you medicine, and you added other medicine to it. It would be a miracle if it would work."

"This……"

Yan Bugui was suddenly speechless.

"You want a child? Okay, give me another 60 yuan and I'll get you a bottle of medicinal wine." Lin Shaowen chuckled, "It can be kept effective for three months, but the prerequisite is that the third aunt can still give birth."

"How do you tell if you can still have a baby?" Yan Bugui asked in a low voice.

"As long as there is Tiankui, there will basically be no problem." Lin Shaowen said seriously.

"Then there is still a chance..." Yan Bugui patted his chest, "No, uncle, three years ago it was still 31 cans, how come it's 60 now? What's the relationship between us? You can't catch me and kill me."

"Prices are soaring now, and the raw materials are also rising." Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes, "Anyway, if you are happy, you can pay and come to get the medicinal wine in the evening... If you are not happy, then forget it."

"Get it."

Yan Bugui searched his body and found fifty-five yuan and thirty cents. "That's all I have...Uncle, we have been friends for so many years, you won't hold it against me, will you?"

"alright."

Lin Shaowen sighed and put the money away, "Come over to get the medicinal wine in the evening."

"Got it."

Yan Bugui responded happily and turned to walk towards the courtyard.

Lin Shaowen looked at his back and couldn't help laughing.

If the third aunt really gets pregnant, who knows how much fun it will be.

Chapter 558 Blind Date Protection Fee

West wing courtyard.

When Lin Shaowen returned, He Yushui was chatting with Zhang Xiaoyu.

When she saw him coming, she immediately stood up, took his hand and called out "Brother Lin".

"Here, this is your pocket money."

Lin Shaowen stuffed the money given by Yan Bugui into her hand.

"Oh, where does the money come from?" He Yushui asked in surprise.

"The Third Uncle gave it to me. He asked me to buy some medicinal wine."

Lin Shaowen lay on the recliner, looked at Zhang Xiaoyu and smiled, "Why are your parents willing to let you go?"

"If you don't let me go, you'll forget about me." Zhang Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and said, "You have so many beautiful girls in your yard, are you so happy that you don't want to leave?"

"How could that be possible?" Lin Shaowen held her hand and said, "I'm just thinking about you. You haven't even moved in yet, but I've already prepared a house for you."

"You have some conscience."

Zhang Xiaoyu laughed sweetly.

"What do you want to eat tonight..."

Before Lin Shaowen finished speaking, the bell under the eaves rang.

"Who is it?" He Yushui yelled.

"Your brother." Sha Zhu said in a muffled voice.

He Yushui saw that Zhang Xiaoyu had returned to her room, so she ran to open the door and asked, "What are you doing here so late in the afternoon?"

"Where's Lin Shaowen?"

"In the yard..."

Before He Yushui could finish her words, Sha Zhu rushed in.

"Lin Shaowen, I have something to talk to you about."

"You said."

Lin Shaowen sat up straight.

"I have a blind date in the afternoon, so just stay in the yard and don't come out." Sha Zhu said in a deep voice.

"What?"

Lin Shaowen was a little dazed.

"I finally understand. As long as a pretty boy like you is here, our blind date will never work." Sha Zhu said helplessly, "Everyone is going to see you. It has nothing to do with us..."

puff!

He Yushui couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at? I'm looking for your future sister-in-law." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"Don't do that." He Yushui shook her head and said, "You are you, I am me, your wife-hunting has nothing to do with me, and when I get married, Brother Lin will send me off, so I won't bother you..."

"He Yushui, you..."

"What do you mean by 'you'? You took away my house and you didn't support my education. Do I have to give you a big gift when you get married?" He Yushui rolled his eyes.

Sha Zhu looked at her, feeling quite guilty.

Of course, only some.

"Shazhu, it's my freedom to go to the yard. Why do you restrict my freedom?" Lin Shaowen said unhappily.

"You've been married three times, so you should leave us a way out, right?" Sha Zhu said with a bitter face, "Don't think we don't know. Once the girl sees you and compares you with us, we'll definitely have no chance."

"Don't talk nonsense." Lin Shaowen said impatiently, "If you want me not to go out, give me money... ten yuan, and I won't go out today."

"ten bucks?"

Sha Zhu shouted loudly, scaring He Yushui.

"You won't give it to me, right? Okay, if you don't give it to me, I'll squat outside your house today." Lin Shaowen said seriously.

"No... your money is too expensive." Sha Zhu said indignantly, "If I give them ten dollars, Yan Jiecheng and the others will..."

"The same ten dollars." Lin Shaowen said calmly.

"Fuck, how come someone like you appeared in our yard?" Sha Zhu said angrily.

"Get lost if you don't give me money." Lin Shaowen lay back in the chair and ordered, "Yushui, go out and keep an eye on her later. When you see the girl you're dating coming, tell me and I'll give you half of the money."