This is not the date I wanted.

"Sanma~Sanma~"

Whether as a chef or a diner, Mengyue seemed a little impatient, so she walked into the alleys on the street and took a shortcut home.

However, the scene before her made Meng Yue fall into silence.

In front of Meng Yue was a girl wearing a mysterious dark Gothic dress, with long black hair, porcelain-like skin, and bangs covering her left eye. She was called the most evil elf by humans - Tokisaki Kurumi.

Now, she was leaning forward with her back to Mengyue, gently rubbing the soft belly of the calico cat with her fingers.

"Hehehe, Mr. Sato, the so-called lone ranger of this alley, is just like this after all. After eating cat food with Polygonum multiflorum added, can you still maintain your cold and arrogant attitude?"

"Meow..."

It seemed that it had eaten the cat food scattered on the ground. The calico cat was lying on the ground with its defenseless belly exposed, as if it was drunk. In response to Kuang San's touch on its body, it purred in comfort in a very cowardly manner.

“Hehehe, Mr. Sato, this place seems to be quite sensitive. You’re moaning so comfortably…”

"Meow meow……"

"Ah? You want to stay there a little longer? Hehe, sure, Mr. Sato, as long as you beg me with a cuter whimper."

Kurumi said something that was enough to make people who didn't see it imagine something else, and she held the defenseless cat in her arms, rubbed her cheek against the black cat, and smiled happily.

Meng Yue's forehead was slightly sweaty. To be honest, she felt as if she had seen something she shouldn't have seen.

But if you think about it carefully, it's not strange. No one has stipulated that the most evil elves can't like cats. Even for Kurumi, it's not strange to have one or two girlish hobbies. It's even a little cute.

Kuang San seemed to be still in the gentle embrace of the cat and was unaware of Meng Yue's existence, so Meng Yue naturally would not deliberately let him discover her. First, she considered her image; second, if she was discovered, she would suddenly become too embarrassed and angry and want to kill him to silence him. Even if Meng Yue had nine lives like a cat, it would not be enough.

Obviously, Kuang San doesn't want anyone to discover her secret.

Meng Yue decided to silently put the scene before her deep in her memory and leave quietly.

However, for some reason, an empty can fell from the top of the wall, making a "clang" sound.

"who!"

Hearing the sound made by Meng Yue, Kuang San turned around vigilantly.

Then, Kurumi and Mengyue's eyes met.

"..."

"..."

There was a strange silence in the alley.

“Ah…ah—speaking of which, it seems that the soy sauce is still a little insufficient. Let’s go buy some more. The alley is too dark and I can’t see anything, haha—”

boom--!

Well...it seems I can't get away with it anymore.

Looking at the hole on the wall beside her from which wisps of green smoke were coming out, Meng Yue sighed helplessly and turned to look at Kuang San.

"Ah, what a wonderful encounter, Miss Mengyue."

"Well, I'm also surprised that we could meet by chance. Anyway, Kurumi...can you put down the angel in your hand first?"

Looking at the Zafkiel (Emperor Ke Ke) in the hand of Kuang San who had changed into spiritual clothes and was pointing at her, Meng Yue tried to speak in a friendly and gentle tone.

"That won't do. If I just let it go like this, Miss Mengyue will definitely run away."

Completely correct.

Kuang San showed a chilling smile on her face. However, Meng Yue still noticed the beads of sweat on her forehead.

"If people misunderstand me like this, I will be very troubled. Before I clarify the misunderstanding that I like cats, please stay there and listen to my explanation, Miss Mengyue."

Speaking of Kuang San, this can be considered as self-destruction.

"I believe that with Miss Mengyue's wisdom, she would not think that I would use pet food with Polygonum multiflorum added to it to settle the cat forces on this street and then establish a cat habitat on the ground - the Tokisaki Kingdom or something like that!"

"Oh my god, you have such a plan!"

"..."

There were so many things to complain about that I couldn't help but complain. Meng Yue, realizing that she had messed up, couldn't help but cover her face with her hands.

“No, this is absolutely wrong! It’s absolutely not like that. I will explain to you exactly what I just did, so you must listen to me carefully!”

Kurumi roared as if to drown out all the other sounds. The calico cat, who was originally called Mr. Sato because of Kiten Ryo, had already disappeared in fear.

——Bang bang bang!

Girl, put your gun down first! The accidental discharge of that firepower is no joke!

While dodging Kuang San's bullets while holding the shopping bag in her hand, Meng Yue swore in her heart that she would never take shortcuts to save time again.

Just when Meng Yue was worrying about how to solve the current situation, she suddenly felt as if something fell on her head.

"Meow~"

Meow?

Hearing this shout, Kuang San, who had already gone berserk, suddenly calmed down, looking at Meng Yue's head with a look of shock in her eyes.

Meng Yue tilted her head in confusion at Kuang San's reaction. She put down the shopping bag of saury, held the unknown creature lying on top of her head with both hands, and raised it in front of her.

"Oh? Are you the black cat from before?"

"Meow~"

The black cat slowly shook its tail, meowed in Mengyue's hand, and then licked the palm of Mengyue's hand with its tongue.

Meng Yue was startled at first by the black cat's actions, then she realized that there seemed to be the smell of grilled saury on her hands, and she couldn't help but be speechless.

"I still want to eat saury... You have a really big appetite."

"Meow!"

"This is... the mysterious black cat that suddenly appeared in Tiangong City. It subdued the former street boss, Mr. Toramaru, in just one day... and it even disdained the cat food of Mokuten Ryo... The biggest hidden boss that the Tokisaki Kingdom needs to face in its establishment, the aloof and cold noir noble, Mr. Kurokichi."

There was a tremor in Kuang San's voice, and she didn't even realize that she had accidentally revealed the fact that she had been trying so hard to hide just now. She looked quite shaken.

Mengyue really wants to ask, are these weird names circulated on the street or were they set by you, Kuang San?

By the way, Toramaru is an adult tiger cat that lives in this shopping street. He often steals fish or other ingredients from stores in the shopping street, so he often hears complaints from the uncles and aunts in the stores.

"You are quite capable to defeat this big cat."

"Meow~"

Looking at the black cat called Heiji rolling around in her arms and acting coquettishly, Mengyue honestly found it hard to imagine that this was the hidden boss of the cats on this street.

Just imagine it a little bit.

……

Heiji (seriously): "Brothers, as the new boss, today I will teach you the necessary knowledge to survive in this shopping street!"

Cats (excited): "Ohhhh!"

Heiji (seriously): "That is - follow your instincts! Reject temptation! Avoid danger! Most importantly - flatter the strong."

Cats (worship): "Ohhhhhhhhhh!"

……

Eh? Unexpectedly, it seems that I can accept it. Meng Yue scratched Heiji's chin and thought.

"Ms. Meng Yue, can you answer a question? How did you become so close to Heiji?"

At this time, Kuang San had given up the idea of ​​hiding it from Meng Yue, and asked Meng Yue in a very serious tone.

Rather, it seemed that the other party only had the black cat in his hand in his eyes.

"Well... I just gave it a saury on the way..."

Meng Yue said with some uncertainty. After all, her physique would not allow cats to get close to her, and she did not have many opportunities to come into contact with cats. However, Kuang San nodded as if she suddenly understood something.

"I see... Sanma... was indeed an unexpected blind spot... 'We'..."

As Kuang San muttered to herself, Meng Yue seemed to see the shadows in the alley silently spreading out in all directions. If Meng Yue was not mistaken, those should be the clones created by Kuang San with her ability.

This kind of action, which was even more proactive than when searching for the second elf, made Mengyue feel a deep obsession.

"Um...Kyousan, do you want to touch it a little?"

Meng Yue asked tentatively.

Only then did Kuang San calm down from her frenzy and gave an awkward dry laugh.

"Ala... Miss Mengyue, what are you talking about? You don't think I ordered my clone to collect all the saury in the market so that Heiji can enjoy the touch of that paw?"

Despite saying so, Kurumi's bright red eyes never left Heiji's body.

Isn't it? Meng Yue couldn't help but think in her heart.

If it was the day before, Meng Yue might still believe Kuang San's words. But now that she has seen with her own eyes the cat-loving side of Kuang San, Kuang San's explanation is no different from self-explosion in Meng Yue's ears.

"Go Heiji! Meatball slap."

"Meow!"

Mengyue threw the Heiji in her hand towards Kuang San's face. Heiji seemed to understand Mengyue's intention and pounced on Kuang San with fangs and claws, who had not yet reacted.

Because it happened so suddenly, the unprepared Kurumi had her cheeks pressed down by Heiji's two elastic front paws.

"Meat, meatballs..."

The chubby touch was transmitted to the brain through the cheek, causing Kuang San to lose the ability to think instantly. Her feet slipped and she was knocked to the ground by the cat flying object with little impact.

"Ah... so soft..."

Looking at Kuang San's happy expression, Meng Yue couldn't help but think, if AST and DEM had fired a bunch of cat ball missiles instead of magic bullets when Kuang San appeared in the human world, this so-called most evil spirit to humans might have been knocked down long ago.

PS: I can't find the feeling of writing or keeping before the crash, please allow me to use a short story to make do with the question

Dream Moon Catfriend (Part 2)

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At this time, Liangyi Mengyue was in an alley in a residential area, holding a cat toy in her right hand and cat food containing Polygonum multiflorum in her left hand. She approached the calico cat that was resting on the wall in front of her with light steps.

Well, it’s impossible to say that Mengyue is not confused about her current situation.

The cat's name is Fujiwara, and it is the local boss of this residential area. Although it usually runs to the windows of residents and eats the food given to it by cat-loving residents, it seems to have a relatively peaceful personality and is not hostile to people.

Of course, I heard all this news from Kurumi.

"Come on... Miss Mengyue... You almost succeeded."

"Meow~"

From behind, the voices of Tokisaki Kurumi and the cat cheering Mengyue could be heard.

Don't talk! What if you get discovered?

"……Meow?"

At this moment, the cat named Fujiwara suddenly pricked up his ears, turned his head in a daze, and saw Mengyue who was a few steps away from him. He suddenly woke up, stood up and looked at Mengyue vigilantly.

After glaring at Kurumi who was not far away in a reproachful manner, Mengyue gave Fujiwara a gentle smile, shaking the cat toy, and approached carefully.

"Meow--!"

However, Fujiwara growled at Mengyue threateningly, his cat hair stood up, and he retreated several steps along the wall, looking very afraid of Mengyue.

"Don't be afraid, little kitty..."

Although Mengyue tried hard to show that she had no hostility, Fujiwara seemed to have seen a terrible carnivore and fled to the other side of the wall.

As expected... Meng Yue was not surprised by this result.

"This is incredible... Mr. Fujiwara is already the easiest cat to capture. He was able to touch her at will last time even though I didn't give her the chance. But this time, he ran away as soon as he saw Ms. Mengyue."

Kuang San held her cheek and said with a distressed look.

"So I said... My physique is naturally not popular with animals."

Meng Yue sighed helplessly.

"You can't say that. Isn't Heiji not really afraid of Miss Mengyue?"

"I think this guy just likes saury."