The story we started

[Zaimokuza, who sat in this police car for the second time, came to his senses and said blankly while looking at the familiar Hello Kitty pendant in front of him. ]

[“Yes, congratulations on your second imprisonment, Mr. Unidentified Lifeform No. 4 who stole police property.”]

[Kousaka Kyosuke said without turning his head, driving the police car with an expressionless face.]

[“Mr. Kosaka! Long time no see! I missed you so much——Hmm!”]

[Zaimokuza, who was still handcuffed, saw the familiar figure in the driver's seat and wanted to open his arms to hug him with a comrade-in-arms♂の in surprise. However, a size 45 foot without socks or shoes sank directly into the center of his face, forcing him back to the passenger seat.]

[“Stay away from me. I hate any physical contact with men other than handshakes, specially to you!”]

[Kousaka Kyosuke drove the car while maintaining a difficult yoga pose with one foot on Zaimokuza's face at a 90-degree angle. He put his foot back on the accelerator and continued to speak expressionlessly.]

[This time he didn't hear Zaimokuza's response for a long time. He turned his head in confusion and saw Zaimokuza lying on the passenger seat with his eyes rolled back and foam coming out of his mouth.]

【“……?”】

【Seeing Zaimokuza's expression, Kousaka Kyosuke couldn't help but look down at the sole of his foot that was stepping on the accelerator. For the first time, he wondered if his feet really smelled that bad.】

……

[“…A familiar car?”]

[Zaimokuza, who sat in this police car for the second time, came to his senses and said blankly while looking at the familiar Hello Kitty pendant in front of him. ]

[“Yes, congratulations on your second imprisonment, Mr. Unidentified Lifeform No. 4 who stole police property.”]

[Kousaka Kyosuke said without turning his head, still driving the police car with an expressionless face.]

[“Huh? Did I say that before?”]

[This scene before him gave him an inexplicable sense of déjà vu, and Zaimokuza scratched his head in confusion.]

[“No, it’s just your illusion. What you want to say next is “Mr. Kosaka! Long time no see! I missed you so much!” But please don’t rush over. The space in this car is very narrow and I’m still driving.”]

[“Mr. Kosaka! Long time no see! I really missed you——eh?”]

[Zaimokuza, who was still handcuffed, saw the familiar figure in the driver's seat and wanted to open his arms to hug his comrade with a look of surprise, but he stopped in confusion the next second.]

[“Mr. Kosaka, have we met before?”]

[“No, this is the first time we’ve met since Nagano Prefecture. You probably dreamed about me last night.”]

[Kousaka Kyousuke took a new pair of socks from the trunk and put them on while Zaimokuza was unconscious and said this without blushing or beating his heart. There was no trace of guilt for deceiving an older child in his upright and resolute eyes.]

"Pass it on, Kousaka's feet stink."

"Pass it on, Kosaka-san has a pair of super athlete's feet."

"Pass it on, the shoes that Kousaka Kyousuke wears are filled with high concentrations of methane and a mysterious chemical that can erase other people's memories after inhalation. He is also very good at deceiving children, especially girls, by using this to erase other people's memories!"

"Pass it on, Kousaka..."

In this scene, a mysterious rumor quietly spread among the public, and "Kousaka Kyosuke's memory-erasing leg" gradually evolved into a famous meme.

“…Are my feet really that smelly?”

Watching this scene on TV, Kyosuke Kousaka couldn't help but fall into deep self-doubt. Unconvinced, he took off his shoes, held them in front of his eyes, and sniffed them with his nose.

&￥@￥@%￥%###——

An indescribable mysterious fragrance entered his nose, and Kyosuke Kousaka's eyes gradually became misty under the fragrance. In a trance, he saw a flowing yellow river appear in front of him, a small stone bridge appeared above the river, and both sides of the river were full of unknown red flowers.

"Xiao Jing, come here quickly..."

On the other side of the bridge, Kyosuke Kousaka saw his long-deceased grandmother waving to him kindly. The familiar voice became distorted and terrifying little by little amid the sound of the flowing river. Thick black fog rose and fell behind the kind old face, shrouding the kindness with a strange hue.

"grandmother?"

Kyosuke Kousaka, who was unaware of the strange feeling, almost felt tears welling up in his eyes when he saw his relatives who had passed away many years ago. With tears in his eyes, he subconsciously stepped onto the small bridge.

The next moment, in full view of the entire class, his body fell straight down on the chair he was sitting on, like a tower collapsing, shocking everyone.

"Come help! Kousaka-san has fainted from his own poison!"

"Stay away from his shoes and ask the chemistry teacher to bring tools to help take them away!"

[“Anyway, you must go to the hospital with me this time for a checkup. I’m still not sure about that belt.”]

[“What a man! What a man! I think I will be fine, Mr. Kosaka, I will be fine!”]

[“I don’t want your feelings, I want my feelings, do you understand?”]

【“……Yes, sir.”】

[Kousaka Kyosuke glanced at him coldly. The natural suppression of the police against thieves made Zaimokuza slump directly, and the whole person seemed to shrink in the seat.]

【At the same time, the two of them just happened to enter the police station. Kousaka Kyousuke drove Zaimokuza into the police station's garage, but just as they found a parking space and parked the car, the communication broadcast in the car just happened to sound. 】

[“Notice to all vehicles, unconfirmed life form No. 35 is fleeing westward from Hongo Road, entering Ome Avenue via Sotohori Road, and is now fleeing towards Tanashi City. So far, 15 people have been injured, 8 police cars have been damaged, and police motorcycles have been damaged. All surrounding police stations are requested to provide support immediately! I repeat, unconfirmed life form——”]

[The voice of the police car's radio operator became more urgent, and the faces of the two people who heard the broadcast in the car changed.]

[“Mr. Kosaka! Please let me fight!”]

【Zaimokuza immediately turned his head and looked at Kousaka Kyousuke with sharp eyes.】

[“No. 5’s movement speed is very fast. Even if you have transformed, you cannot catch up with him on your own without a means of transportation.”]

【Kousaka Kyosuke frowned and rejected Zaimokuza's proposal.】

[“But, we can’t just do nothing, right!?”]

【“…”】

[Faced with Zaimokuza's question, Kousaka Kyousuke remained silent. ]

[He opened the car door and walked out, pacing back and forth slowly, with his head down, thinking about something.]

【Zaimokuza also opened the car door and walked out, staring at him in silence. During this time, the radio in the car never stopped. In the increasingly urgent voice of the communicator, the figures of casualties and property losses continued to rise, and each number struck the hearts of the two men.】

[Kousaka Kyosuke reached into the pockets of his windbreaker, paused for a moment, and took out a piece of paper.]

[This note was left for him by Zaimokuza when he and Zaimokuza teamed up to defeat No. 3 and kill No. 1 in the hospital. Kousaka Kyousuke was too busy these days to take a look at what was written on it.]

【——To Mr. Kosaka. 】

[I am very happy to have your company during these days in Nagano. Without your help, I might have died long ago. Today I will accompany the Minister back to Tokyo. We will try to continue to interpret the ancient inscriptions in the ruins to see if we can find any clues.]

[The days ahead may be difficult, but I feel I have the responsibility to face them. This is probably why I wear this belt. I will not give up! I hope to continue to fight alongside you!]

[——Zaimuza Yihuiru. 】

[Looking at the words written on the note, Kousaka Kyosuke gently closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, there was no hesitation in his eyes. ]

[He turned to look at Zaimokuza behind him and spoke.]

【“Follow me.”】

……

[Ka La! ]

[The iron chain that bound the sliding door fell to the ground. In front of Zaimokuza's stunned eyes, Kousaka Kyosuke gently placed the water cutter in his hand next to the door, grasped the door handle with his white-gloved hands, and pulled the heavy sliding door open with force. The light from above shone into the dark room and illuminated the stairs at the door.]

[“Come in, and watch your step.”]

【Zaimokuza curiously followed Kousaka Kyousuke inside, holding his hands in front of his chest, carefully avoiding touching anything and leaving fingerprints, so as not to use them as evidence in court in the future.】

[“Hmm!”]

[The strong light made Zaimokuza subconsciously cover his face with his hands. When he moved his hands away, he was shocked by what he saw.]

[“What is this!?”]

[What appeared before Zaimokuza was a motorcycle. ]

【Zaimokuza is not someone who doesn't know about motorcycles. On the contrary, he is an expert in this field. He once had a private race with the motorcycle champion of the year at the Kawaguchi Motorcycle Circuit, which is the holy land of Japanese motorcycle racing. Zaimokuza rode the modified motorcycle provided by the other party to compete with each other on the winding track. In the end, he lost to the other party with a slight disadvantage. After the race, the other party admired Zaimokuza's skills very much. He thought that Zaimokuza still had great room for improvement. The other party gave him a lot of useful motorcycle modification methods and techniques, and generously gave the modified motorcycle to Zaimokuza, which was the motorcycle that heroically died in the flames to save Kousaka Kyosuke. 】

【But the other party was so generous for another reason, because she later invited Zaimokuza to dinner, and as a woman, she had a wild personality that was completely inconsistent with her quiet appearance after taking off her motorcycle uniform and dressing up, otherwise she would not have chosen the profession of racing driver. She was a picky person and fell in love with Zaimokuza at first sight. This white-haired rabbit who seemed mature but was actually as pure as a blank sheet of paper in terms of sex. That invitation seemed to be a dinner invitation, but it was actually a premeditated hunting action, and the prey was Zaimokuza.】

【That day, the champion was fully prepared. She carried a Hermès bag with all the erotic props, including ropes, collars, chains, whips, candles, etc. She wore aggressive red lipstick and rose-red eye makeup, and a fitted red gauze skirt with a slit that went all the way to her thighs. Her legs, which were clad in black spider-patterned stockings, showed off the graceful curves of her well-proportioned flesh and bones. She had been involved in sports events for a long time, and her figure was tall and slender, which other women did not have. When she walked into the restaurant in her seven-inch high heels and catwalks, she attracted the attention of all the men. Many men felt their noses getting hot when they saw her figure and appearance that were comparable to those of a catwalk model, and had to look up to avoid their noses bleeding directly. Seeing this, the champion, who was full of royal sister aura, was even more confident, believing that even uncivilized gorillas would have to bow down to her, and it would be easy for her to take down a rabbit that knew nothing! 】

【Then the champion saw the man wearing black jeans and a blue short-sleeved shirt sitting in front of the window. He was obviously just a rabbit that had never eaten meat, but at that moment, he looked out the window at the night sky with one hand on his face, and his face flickered in the candlelight. The curve of his slender arms was like a lush black rose under the light, and the clearly visible clavicle curve cast a flowing shadow on his fair skin under the light. The man's back was like a carefully carved sculpture, and every line under the light was as fascinating as Michelangelo's "David", which was irresistible.】

[Looking at Zaimokuza's silhouette, the experienced love champion suddenly felt a long-lost throbbing in her heart, just like the first time she fell in love with a senior who was one year older than her in high school. The door lock in her heart that had not been opened for a long time was opened again, and the dust on the door lock fell off. ]

[Ms. Champion's face turned red, and her heartbeat became disordered. Zaimokuza turned around and blinked at the beautifully dressed Champion. He did not recognize that this was the opponent who had had a hearty fight with him yesterday, wearing a black racing suit and a helmet.]

【Just after Miss Champion stood there anxiously for a while, Zaimokuza finally recognized her and immediately smiled and gave her a thumbs-up and praise.】

[“You look so beautiful today!”]

[It was obviously a compliment without any substance, but at that moment Miss Champion felt as if her beating heart was shot by Cupid's arrow, her face flushed, her ears hot, and her heart pounding.]

【Miss Champion was invited to the table by Zaimokuza in a daze, and then the two began to chat about everything, from the high housing prices in the neighboring country to the gunfighting life in America, and then talked about the street parade art in Paris, France and the dramatic president of Ukraine, as well as the sky mirror in Nepal and the female boxing cultivation on the Internet. The topic spanned countless levels and dimensions. The handsome man's hearty laughter and the beautiful lady's gentle talk and laughter became the most beautiful scenery in this restaurant, attracting countless people's envious eyes.】

[It was not until the sky was dark, the food on the table had disappeared, and the candlelight was about to burn out that Miss Champion woke up from her state of confusion and realized the purpose of her trip.]

[——That's not right! I came here to hunt, why do you keep talking about such meaningless topics? ]

[The champion, who had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, gritted his teeth, looked at the candlelight dinner that was about to end, quietly called the waiter to pay the bill, and then used his ultimate move. ]

[“Ah~ I feel a little dizzy…”]

[Champion put her hand on her head and moaned softly. She leaned back on the seat, her slender upper body curved into a curve that would make a man's nose bleed.]

[This move is Miss Champion's long-cherished killer move. In the past, whenever she used this move at a banquet, all the men would fall at the feet of this beauty who condensed her sex appeal and atmosphere, and then obediently follow her orders, being completely dominated by her stunning beauty and skills, and from then on, they would become the queen's servants and could not extricate themselves.]

[As expected, a mere rabbit was caught. Zaimokuza immediately came over with a worried look on his face to help her up and asked her how she felt. Miss Champion, who was laughing in her heart, touched her forehead with a somewhat uncomfortable expression and asked him if he could help her arm to help her up. Zaimokuza did as he was told. Feeling that the prey had been caught, the villain in Miss Champion's heart laughed arrogantly. As expected, a fledgling cannot escape from this lady's Five Fingers Mountain! ]

【After she modestly said that she was a little dizzy but it was okay, Zaimokuza said as she expected, "How can I take you home?" Then, Miss Champion, who was supported by him, quietly smiled at a planned angle where no one could see her, still saying "I'm fine, I just feel a little uncomfortable." This made the responsible Rabbit unable to let her go, and he gently helped her out of the restaurant. Many men in the restaurant saw this charming beauty being helped out of the door by this white-haired man, and they could almost imagine the scene that would happen afterwards. It would definitely be a night of constant fighting and sleepless nights, so they bit the handkerchiefs provided by the restaurant tightly in their mouths, secretly hating themselves for not being able to meet such a lucky guy.】

【As soon as I walked out of the door, an old lady carrying a large package on her back walked slowly by with a cane, stopping from time to time to catch her breath. Seeing this, Zaimokuza immediately put the champion lady who said I'm fine against the door frame, and approached her with concern to ask what's wrong with the old lady? The old lady said, "Young man, I'm fine, I'm just a little tired from carrying things." 】

【Zaimokuza asked the old lady how far she was going. After knowing that the old lady had to walk about ten kilometers, he said, "Let me help you!" Then he helped the old lady sit on the back seat of his motorcycle, put on his helmet, started the engine of the motorcycle, looked back at the stunned Miss Champion, and said with a smile, "Since you are fine now, I will take this old lady home first. We had a great chat today and the meal was delicious. See you next time!"】

[After saying that, he rode away on his motorcycle with the old lady. Miss Champion stared blankly at the white-haired rabbit riding away on the motorcycle she had given him. On the back seat where she should have been sitting was a kind old lady. The cold wind blew the hem of her skirt, bringing a bone-chilling chill.]

[The rabbit that was already cooked in her eyes kicked its hind legs and escaped from the oven the moment she opened the oven to check the temperature. The scene suddenly changed from the food channel and science fiction to a horror movie set - wait, I think I paid for the dinner? ]

[——Damn it! I was actually pua by a rabbit! ? ]

【It took a long time for Miss Champion to realize this and started to curse without any manners, because she got an expensive modified motorcycle and a very expensive dinner but couldn't even get a rabbit leg. With her hair disheveled and makeup off, she suddenly turned from a top-notch queen into a cursing auntie. All the male customers in the store behind her who saw this scene had their beautiful fantasies shattered into slag, and they no longer dared to hope for any romantic encounter, because you never know whether the person you are having an affair with is a human, a ghost, a man or a woman.】

[But Miss Champion probably didn't expect that Rabbit really thought it was just an ordinary dinner at that time, and never thought about it in any unhealthy way. The reason why Rabbit accepted her invitation was just because he was really hungry and wanted to eat grass. Since his good brother was treating him, why not go? ]

[Could it be that you have some unhealthy thoughts in your mind when you go out to eat with your good brother? Miss Champion is a good brother to Zaimokuza, and a hardcore brother who races with each other. Therefore, Zaimokuza was very confused about why Miss Champion blocked him in the phone address book afterwards. ]

Class F, High School Department of Bungetsu Academy.

"What kind of template is this for a super slow-witted male protagonist? I'm so envious!!!"

Yoshii Akihisa looked at the scene projected on the screen in front of him, at the champion's skirt fluttering in the wind, revealing the curve of her thighs. He covered his nose, which was bleeding profusely, with a handkerchief, and his bloodshot eyes were filled with jealousy as he watched Zaimokuza carrying the old lady away.

"Envy! Zaimokuza's execution!!! Envy! Zaimokuza's execution!!! Envy! Zaimokuza's execution!!! Envy! Zaimokuza——"

Behind him, a group of Falun Gong members wearing black robes covered their bleeding noses with handkerchiefs and stared at the white-haired rabbit in the video with red eyes.

Zaimokuza, who was far away at Chiba Sobu High School, suddenly shuddered all over and felt a strong sense of malice, as if a doomsday star was rising above his head, his future was bleak and he was not far from death.

【Zaimokuza, who is somewhat knowledgeable about motorcycles, has never seen a motorcycle like this one. Even the motorcycle in the hands of the champion, which has undergone many absolutely illegal modifications and has the performance and appearance of a land beast, cannot be compared with this motorcycle. The silver body presents an elegant streamlined shape. On the sharp front of the car, a pair of double lights hidden deep in the front of the car are like the eyes of a lion. The whole motorcycle is full of a hidden strong sense of power in its smoothness, like a silver lion made of steel lying on the ground. It can be said to be a perfect combination of industrial beauty and wild beauty! 】

[“Triangle Pursuer 2000, this is the latest model of police motorcycle test machine, equipped with all the functions that were previously abandoned due to insufficient budget.”]

[Kousaka Kyosuke walked to the control panel on the other side of the Triangle Chaser 2000, reached out and stroked the smooth steel body, and said to Zaimokuza across from him.]

[“Such a powerful motorcycle…are you going to let me use it!?”]

【Zaimokuza pointed at himself with an expression of disbelief.】

"I just think that this car can bring greater benefits to you now."

[Kousaka Kyosuke took a deep look at the motorcycle that was originally assigned to him, and turned around without any nostalgia and pressed a few buttons on the console. The fence around the Triangle Tracker 2000 gradually sank into the floor.]

[“Thank you, Mr. Kosaka——You’re awesome!”]

[Zaimokuza touched the body of the steel monster with a look of surprise on his face, and when he touched the handle, he stumbled and almost fell.]

[“Huh?”]

[Looking at the empty space on the right where the handlebar should have been, he couldn't help but make a puzzled sound.]

"The handlebar is here. This car doesn't have a key, so this also serves as the starter."

[Kousaka Kyosuke took the handlebars from a suitcase on the console and waved them to Zaimokuza. He walked in and inserted them into the groove on the right handlebar of the Triangle Chaser 2000. He turned the combination lock on the front of the car and entered the combination made with the numbers of his birthday.]

[The lights of the Triangle Tracker 2000 suddenly lit up, and the engine emitted a high-pitched roar. Even without starting, just from the sound, one could feel the powerful capabilities of this motorcycle.]