Started from practicing sword in the countryside of the second dimension

"Isn't this nonsense? Have you ever seen a normal person born from a hamburger?"

"What did that Japanese witch do by summoning Ronald McDonald? Can it solve our food crisis?"

"Maybe? After all, this is Ronald McDonald..."

"Damn it, are you the kind of person who still goes to McDonald's Park? Wake up, McDonald's burgers didn't grow in McDonald's Park!"

"I didn't believe it before, but now I do. Look, even Ronald McDonald can grow out of a hamburger, so isn't it normal for there to be a McDonald's park that grows hamburgers?"

Unfortunately, when there are too many people, there are not many rational ones.

Perhaps because they felt strange, or perhaps because they wanted to discuss the incomprehensible anomaly, the people around him began to discuss after Ronald McDonald appeared.

To be honest, although she didn't understand the issues being discussed by the Westerners next to her, Shikura Yoko wondered why these guys around her didn't seem to be very afraid of Ronald McDonald.

I don’t know if this is because this mysterious creature is Ronald McDonald.

"So, this guy is not Ronald McDonald at all!!"

"That's definitely not the case. Ronald McDonald doesn't look like that."

"Huh? Ronald McDonald is like that, right?"

"…………What is McDonald's? Is that the name of this hamburger clown?"

What's also strange is that after these people started having in-depth conversations about Ronald McDonald, the group discovered that their memories of Ronald McDonald were completely different.

Most people think that Uncle McDonald does not look like this at all, but a small number of people think that Uncle McDonald does look like this.

There were even some who didn’t even know what McDonald’s was. They looked at the people around them with a confused look on their faces and suddenly started arguing.

But when it comes to details, even those few people unanimously agree that the person in front of them is not Ronald McDonald.

There are also some slight differences in their specific descriptions of Ronald McDonald.

However, the only ones who were truly surprised by this discrepancy were the newcomers and the generals who were still watching in Gensokyo.

They themselves seemed not to mind the difference in their descriptions and did not think there was anything wrong with it at all.

“Gu…”

At this time, someone in the crowd's stomach made a rumbling sound, which attracted the attention of Uncle McDonald. There was nothing he could do about it. After all, after the food in the IKEA restaurant was no longer updated, the channel for obtaining food was blocked, and not everyone had the awareness to store food in such a crisis.

"Hey, everyone, the food in the exchange town next door is still being restocked. It seems that only our area is not being restocked... Wow, what the hell is this, Ronald McDonald? At this time, you are still in the mood to pretend to be Ronald McDonald?"

But at this moment, a man who had run to other areas came over from a distance, panting. As soon as he finished telling the news, he saw Uncle McDonald surrounded by a crowd and was instantly startled.

"Exchange Town is alright?!"

"Sure enough, the food not being updated has something to do with those 'employees' not coming to our place anymore."

“Is it true that the food was replenished by those ‘employees’?”

"In that case, should we consider relocating..."

"Woooooa ...

"Really? That's not a decoration?!"

While these people were talking, Uncle McDonald came to the person whose stomach was growling, and handed the hamburger, French fries and cola on his chest to the hungry person, while showing a hearty smile.

Chapter 201 Hamburger Set

"Oh my god, this is already the twentieth burger this clown has taken out. Are his burgers really infinite?"

"I knew those commercials were real. All of Ronald McDonald's burgers grew out of McDonald's Park!"

"Forget about your McDonald's paradise... Are you really okay with eating these burgers?"

Where there is one there are two, and when there are two there are three.

After McDonald's uncle handed a meal to the person whose stomach was growling, several people also expressed their hunger as if they were hungry.

Then, this McDonald's uncle, who had a strange appearance and was born from a hamburger, took out one hamburger and French fries after another from the cardboard tray in front of his chest, as if in wholesale.

The amounts taken out made it completely impossible to comprehend how many burgers and servings of fries were packed into such a small cardboard tray.

Everyone was very restrained at the beginning. After all, this supernatural clown delivering burgers was a low-level joke that couldn't even be made on April Fools' Day.

However, when the first few people who got the burgers started eating them with very happy expressions.

These residents who have been trapped in IKEA for who knows how long are beginning to be unable to resist the temptation.

There is no way around it, not to mention that it is now difficult to replenish food.

Even before, there were not many foods they could buy at IKEA, and the most important and common thing was meatballs.

I don’t know if it’s because it’s troublesome to make other things, or because the meatball set is easy, but every time the items in IKEA are reset and refreshed, the meatball area is always the first to be replenished.

This is the food with the largest stock in their town.

But what can I say? Meatballs may taste delicious if you eat them occasionally, but if you eat them every day, day after day, and night after night, then in the end, eating will become a painful memory.

This is not limited to meatballs, no matter what it is, even if it is a staple food.

If there are no frequently changing side dishes, it will also cause people to feel physiological nausea.

This makes the burgers, which are not common in IKEA, even more tempting.

“Delicious, delicious, just like McDonald’s!”

"That just-right sense of cheapness is really addictive, and that's the essence of McDonald's."

"So the Oriental witch summoned this Ronald McDonald to solve our food crisis?"

"It seems so."

"But, how on earth did she... I mean, how on earth did she do that?"

"Don't think too much. If you think too much, it will be too difficult to live here."

"Exactly. Just like I never think about what ingredients are used in the food at IKEA, I don't think about what ingredients are used in these burgers."

The hamburgers purchased from McDonald's uncle could be eaten normally, and not only that, desserts such as French fries and drinking water such as Coke were also provided. As a result, the morale of the entire gathering place instantly soared.

"Yeah, if I really thought about what it's made of, I probably wouldn't be able to eat it."

"What you said... is really reasonable!"

"It really is…………"

Some people nearby originally had no intention of eating this burger that kept popping up and looked a bit creepy.

But after someone told me this, I thought about it and realized that it was true.

After all, IKEA's method of replenishing goods remains a mystery, and is not as open as that of McDonald's Ronald.

Because anyone would just ask where its burgers come from and why there are so many of them.

Uncle McDonald will always give the answer that this is from McDonald's Park.

Don't worry about whether this answer is correct or not.

From the point of daring to respond, he is much better than those faceless IKEA doll model employees who can't even speak clearly.

If you think about it this way, it is normal for these ordinary people to accept hamburgers.

After all, the situation was already very bad and almost reached the bottom. The courage required to accept the unlimited burgers was much easier than fighting a life-and-death battle with those "employees".

"Is the food crisis resolved?"

Looking at the picture on the notebook, those people went to Ronald McDonald one after another to get free food.

All the generals and ministers felt that as long as he kept Uncle McDonald there, that town whose name was unknown would be able to stabilize, because Uncle McDonald could provide them with the food they needed to survive.

'Help, he's moving!'

'What should I do next?'

'Will there be any problem if I eat this burger?'

Although there are still problems, they are very minor compared to before.

This led to Hasekura Yoko starting to write frantically in her notebook, trying to get some things from Kaigami Shoin that a normal person would not know.

However, the generals were a little confused as to when the other party wrote the words in the notebook. They only saw the words appearing one after another in the notebook, but did not see her writing.

If his main attention was shifted over there and focused on the other side, he might be able to make a quick and simple discovery, but simply from what he saw on the small screen, he didn't see that Shikura Yoko had played any tricks in the process.

【McDonald's uncle is just a McDonald's uncle who serves hamburgers. You don't need to care about him.】

After looking at it for a long time and not being able to find any problem, General Ji Shen gave a casual reply without giving any details.

This is normal. If he really has to explain, it would be difficult for him to do so.

The main thing is that this McDonald's Uncle created by him was purely a temporary creation because of the current situation.

Without manual operation, its IQ is questionable and it can only be regarded as a ruthless hamburger delivery machine.

And then there is an important, very important point.

That is, the gods and generals created this Ronald McDonald, and they just changed the distribution of his piece of meat. The core did not change, it was still the same piece of meat.

So, those hamburgers, cola, and French fries he provided.

In essence, it is not the hamburger meal in the popular sense, but an approximate thing simulated by using the added value of the flesh and blood of the gods and generals.

So the interval between each meal and the next is actually the time it takes for his seemingly full-looking but hollow-on-the-inside Ronald McDonald to make burgers in the McDonald's Park inside his body.

The final result is simple, convenient, fast and delicious!

So as long as we can put aside a little bit of the moral burden.

Well, for most people, this hamburger set provided by Ronald McDonald is a very good meal.

Chapter 202 A Group of Unlucky People

"What exactly is this book you're reading? I've seen you holding it recently."

All the gods and generals have high attributes and their activities range widely, so they often appear in all kinds of messy places.

But when everything is over, he will return to his most familiar residence and stay for a while.

During this period of time, Fujiwara no Mokou will also reduce the time she spends in the human village.

However, unlike in the past, recently, General Jieshen often held a book in his hand, which made her gradually curious.

It is not strange for all the gods and generals to read books, but it is strange to read a completely similar book in your hands for more than a month.

"It's very ordinary... If I have to say there's something special about it, it should be that I can see the believers' prayers, right?"

"I mentioned that before? But don't these kinds of prayers to gods usually come directly from the heart? Why is yours a book like this?"

"Because I hate other people making noises in my head, and don't you think it would be more convenient to have a book like this?"

"Hmm...it seems to make some sense."

Fujiwara no Momoko didn't know how other gods did it, but since Kaigami Shōomi explained it this way, she took it as some kind of power of the god of faith.

Even if some things are different from what she knows, it is normal. After all, she knows that the Gods and Generals belong to the kind of gods that are acquired through belief, and they are the kind that do not matter much and are extremely powerful in themselves.

"Oh, by the way, Hui Xianyin, the one who came in from outside before, said that she wanted to build a school in Renjian Village. What do you think?"

"If she wants to build a cram school or something, she can just build it. Why did she come to ask me?"

All the generals and ministers took a look at the records in the notebook and felt that today was a peaceful day and there was nothing to do, so they put the notebook back.

After reading his notebook every day recently, he felt that he was not paying attention to an IKEA town in a distant alien world, but was playing some kind of IKEA town placement mobile game... It was a very strange feeling.

The complaints that Yoko Shikura occasionally wrote down and made some normal requests were very much like the side quests released by the pixel man with an exclamation mark flashing above his head.

Although there is no benefit, it will make all the gods and generals do this to clear the task bar.

"After all, she is from outside and is a monster. If she rashly interferes with the education of human cubs, there may be some unknown consequences... I want to ask for your consent to eliminate this influence."

"I think it wouldn't be a problem if she didn't say anything... But, are there enough human cubs in Gensokyo to open a cram school?"