"Yeah, Hikigaya, aren't you going to be a househusband in the future? Show us some of your skills." Araragi Koyomi also provoked.

"I'll do it! Just wait for me!" Hikigaya Hachiman gritted his teeth.

Wait till you get some super spicy food!

I'll make you both so hot that you won't be able to get out of bed or leave the toilet tomorrow! Brother, you're good at what you say!

Hachiman was halfway through cooking when Hikigaya Kojimachi came back.

"Hello!!! Bro, I'm back... Um, why are Brother You and Brother Li here too?" Hikigaya Komachi changed her shoes and walked into the living room, revealing her little fangs in surprise.

Then, she was even more surprised when she found out that Hikigaya Hachiman was cooking.

What the hell? That lazy old man who had been paralyzed at home like a vegetable for more than half a month was actually cooking?

Which doctor treated the disease?

"How about my treatment technique? It's specially used to cure laziness." Asakura Yuu looked proud.

"Brother You, are you a miracle doctor?"

"No, I'm a veterinarian."

Hikigaya Hachiman's complaints came from the kitchen: "Hey, it's illegal to treat patients across professions!"

"Didn't you say you wanted to be a slug? I've seen this disease many times."

"My brother has a new illness?" Hikigaya Komachi asked the doctor in the tone of a patient's family member.

"No, it's a relapse of an old illness, a disease called Hikigaya Hachiman Syndrome... It's quite difficult to treat."

Don't take my name as the name of a disease. Where did I come from? Hikigaya Hachiman was speechless.

This guy is totally making fun of himself.

What a bad character.

How did I make such a friend in the first place?

Half an hour later.

At lunch.

Hikigaya Komachi stared at the table full of red dishes in front of her and felt that her brother had finally gone crazy today.

"Brother, do you like spicy food so much?"

"I like it." Hikigaya Hachiman picked up a piece of red stew with trembling hands.

"It tastes good." Asakura Yu also picked up a piece and ate it expressionlessly.

Araragi Koyomi also had a blank expression on his face at this moment, swallowing like a robot.

Seeing their behavior, Hikigaya Hachiman thought there was something wrong with his cooking.

"Is it really not spicy?"

He frowned and put the stew into his mouth.

next moment.

Hachiman was in a trance, as if he saw the goldfish that he raised to death when he was a child, waving at him.

"Xiao Jin, are you here to pick me up? How have you been doing in heaven these years? It must be very painful... Don't worry, I'll be here to accompany you soon."

Wait, I can’t follow him, right? I’ll die! I’ll really die!

Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head frantically, picked up the cup beside him and tried to drink some water.

"It's not spicy. Most men can eat this much, right?" Asakura Yu was still enduring.

"Well, a man's dignity." Araragi Koyomi was so embarrassed that he was speechless.

Hikigaya Hachiman ignored their provocation and just gulped down several gulps.

He had long since abandoned his dignity as a man.

To give up all dignity and live, this is the dignity of Hikigaya Hachiman!

"It's so spicy. Bro, this is the only dish you made? Komachi can't eat it."

"No, I only made a small portion of the spicy flavor, and the pot over there is normal."

Hachiman, you are so gentle.

Asakura Yu put down his chopsticks. This portion was indeed spicy and it was impossible to finish it.

Soon, a normal dish was served and everyone started eating.

"By the way, did anything happen the last time you went on a date with Miura-san to Disneyland?" Araragi Koyomi started gossiping.

"Yuu-nii went out on a date with a girl? Hey, Komachi is super interested."

"This is Asakura's private matter, right? You two are so concerned about it..." Hikigaya Hachiman felt that even as friends, this topic was quite private, and it would not be nice to force the other party to answer if he didn't want to talk about it.

"Nothing interesting happened. The only interesting thing was probably when we rode the Ferris wheel at night. She was shivering the whole time because she was afraid of heights. When we got off the Ferris wheel together, her face turned pale. Her expression was very cute."

It's scary to enjoy a girl's frightened expression and have fun with it.

Hikigaya Hachiman complained inwardly.

Girls of Sobu High School, wake up! This guy is not a good choice for you!

"Brother You sucks."

"Then we rested on a bench under the Ferris wheel and watched the fireworks together."

"How romantic." Hikigaya Komachi continued to ask: "Did you do anything along the way?"

"No, I sent her home later."

"that's it?"

Hikigaya Komachi thought that there would be subsequent segments such as holding hands, kissing and confession.

As a junior high school student, she quite likes this and thinks it is great.

"That's it. A boy takes a girl out on a date, that's enough, isn't it?"

Hikigaya Komachi thought and nodded.

Simple and ordinary can also be romantic.

"By the way, Hachiman, when does your summer tutoring start?"

"The day after tomorrow? What's the matter?"

"I want to find someone to go to the fireworks display at Inage Beach on Saturday. ...Last semester, I promised to submit an article to the literature department, but I had no inspiration at all. I was thinking about whether I could use my research on fireworks to write a good article."

"…When did you become involved with the Literature Club?"

"The chairman of our class is a member of the literature club? Don't you know?"

Hikigaya Hachiman rubbed his brows and said, "Wait, who is the chairman? Has this character appeared before?"

It is known that there are two monitors in Class F of the second year. The male one is right in front of you. Who is the female one?

"Hikigaya, you don't even know Hanekawa Tsubasa from our class?" Araragi Koyomi was shocked: "She has the biggest breasts in our class."

"Hekawa Tsubasa? Sorry, I don't have any impression."

Asakura Yuya was speechless. This guy was the typical example of someone who turned a deaf ear to what was happening outside.

The committee chairperson wore black-framed glasses and had pigtails, so she was indeed not very eye-catching, but her appearance was definitely at the level of a beautiful girl, especially... her breasts were very big, and my eyes would unconsciously drift over to them.

"Anyway, I promised the chairman that I would write an article for her. To do this, I'm going to attend the fireworks display. It's too boring to be alone. Do you want to come?"

Araragi Koyomi spread his hands: "I'm busy."

"Sorry, you should go date a girl." Hachiman was helpless.

"Yuu-nii, Komachi has to go with a friend."

Asakura Yu sighed.

Forget about Komachi.

You two men are really not reliable at all.

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Chapter 129 Three Goddesses

When I finally left the Hikigaya family.

Asakura Yu still hasn't figured out who to invite to the fireworks display on the beach.

Since the essence of this was to contribute to the literature club, Asakura Yuu was not prepared to treat it as a date.

When he agreed to Hanekawa Tsubasa, he didn't think too much about it. The chairman usually took good care of him, which was normal. But now it has been delayed for a whole semester, and he feels a little embarrassed.

“I really want to go, but I can’t.”

"why?"

At night, Asakura Yu mentioned this topic to Mengmeng, but was rejected.

"In fact, I have to go back to my hometown in the next few days..." Meng Meng twirled her fingers in her hair, thinking: "My twin sister has been clamoring to skip school recently. Because of my success story, she is not very convinced."

"Hmm?" Asakura Yu frowned.

Can running away from home actually lead to copycat crimes?

“But I don’t want her to live here.”

Mengmeng felt that she had not yet succeeded, and suddenly throwing the twin sisters, who were uncertain factors, into the battlefield might easily lead to problems.

Asakura Yu pointed at himself and said, "Where's my opinion? Don't you want to take it into consideration?"

"Mr. Asakura, do you mind? Nana is a very troublesome girl. She has a very weird personality and always misunderstands others. But she is very cute. When she smiles, she has little fangs. Here, here..." Mengmeng pointed to the upper corner of her mouth.

Asakura Yuu looked at Mengmeng's face and thought about what her twin sister looked like...

To be honest, I'm a little curious.

'However, Mengmeng is the youngest of the three sisters, and her personality and appearance are quite mature.'

"Would you like to see the pictures?"

"Yeah, I kind of want to see it."

Mengmeng took out her cell phone, searched through it, and quickly opened a picture in the album and showed it to him.

"The one with the twin tails and small breasts is Nana, and the one with the big breasts is Lala. The invention I sent last time was made by Lala-san."

"Don't introduce your sisters by the size of their breasts." Asakura Yu complained, then took a look.

Very good, the small-breasted one is Nana and the big-breasted one is Lala. Okay, I remember that.

Chest memory method...hiss, what a dirty way of learning.

"Hmm? Who is this? She's so pretty..."

Asakura Yu noticed that in the lower right corner of the photo, a mature-looking woman with long pink hair was drinking tea.

"This is... Mom?!"

Mengmeng quickly put away her phone.

You can’t watch this!

As a pure-blooded Cham survivor, the most beautiful race in the universe, her mother was like a siren that seduced heroes in myths. She had a charm that could make any man fall at her feet. This was a charm at the 'rule' level that could not be resisted by willpower.

"Mr. Asakura, are you okay?"

"What's wrong? Can't I watch?" Asakura Yu found that his hypnotic ability had started to work automatically for some reason... Was he resisting something?

Speaking of which, Mengmeng's mother is so incredibly beautiful, no wonder her daughters are so beautiful.

"……strangeness."

Now, it was Mengmeng who felt something was wrong.

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