In other words, this kid is serious?
I want to exchange this most precious bomb for a more interesting bomb...
no..
"Are the Mondstadt people so wild?"
Keli's visit and request made Chu Huo suddenly want to mark his user age group as [18+].
Otherwise, given the current situation where anyone can come, the risk index of [9+] might be a bit too high.
The negotiation lasted about five minutes;
After easily prying open Klee's little mouth, Chu Huo learned the truth.
She did not become so famous that even kids on the street know her. The truth was, this cute little girl also belonged to the Knights of Favonius, and she saw the news about the fortune-telling shop in the newspaper in the confinement room.
Her request was something Chu Huo had never seen before. He gestured to Keli to wait and asked, "Let me take a moment to explain. Are you saying that you are a Knight of Favonius?"
"Yeah!" The little girl nodded obediently.
"You want to use me, that is, use the universal wishing machine to help you fulfill your wish?" Chu Huo continued to ask.
"Yeah!" Little Keri nodded repeatedly.
"You want to make a wish and ask me to help you make explosives?" Chu Huo twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Yes, yes! Big brother, change quickly!" Little Keri was looking forward to it.
However, as she made these terrifying demands, this innocent and lovely face looked to Chu Huo as terrifying as Diluk, the owner of the Dawn Winery, standing on top of the statue of the God of Wind and snapping his fingers like Thanos.
This is of course just a fantasy, Diluk has no chance of getting the Infinity Gauntlet. But Klee is not sure, if she is lucky, she can really get the bomb.
He knew that a knight with divine eyes should not be judged by age, and Klee's pointed ears were enough to emphasize that she was not an ordinary human being. However, Chu Huo really found it difficult to agree with her request.
Bomb...If the simulation really went according to her imagination, and she drew the bomb talent with a one in a billion chance, and even worse, she was rewarded with a Big Ivan, and then she would throw it in Mondstadt.
So in response to Keli's expectant look, Chu Huo pretended to be calm, wiped his hair, and then turned the topic to another place with a friendly expression.
Children of this age are easily distracted, and their curiosity is easily captured by new things.
Chu Huo's claim that he is also good at telling stories is not empty talk.
During the quarter of an hour he spent playing with Klee, he gained a lot and told every story in a very interesting way.
For example, super sweet candy~~
Walking on the path of a magical girl, Tomoe Mami turned around halfway~~
The Monkey King who blew up a planet in one second...
Chu, who spoke eloquently, successfully won the applause of Keli.
"Wow! Wishing Machine brother is really amazing. He has witnessed so many things! I will take Klee with me on adventures in the future. Klee will also blow up the planet!"
Things! Take Klee with you on adventures from now on. Klee also wants to blow up planets!"
Inspired by this, Klee became more ambitious, as if she had opened up her Ren and Du meridians. She sang the divine words that Chu Huo had recited in a clear voice: "I want the sky to no longer cover my eyes, I want the earth to no longer bury my heart, and I want all the gods to vanish into thin air."
Chu Huo: “…”
"So you still want the bomb now?"
"Hmm... (shaking her head hesitantly), Klee wants to learn Kamehameha and use it to make bomb materials!"
What's the meaning of "first suppress and then promote"... So you still want the bomb?
Hearing this, Chu Huo was stunned. Not causing trouble was his bottom line. He did not expect that within just two days of selling goods, new customers would gradually challenge his fragile nerves.
"Bombs and toys, it's really a difficult problem."
Probability praises, simulation respects the king, but prevarication is probably useless to convince Ke Li. Chu Huo wants to politely refuse this child's dangerous request, so he can use money to make the matter go away: "But the problem is that I don't accept bombs, but simulations are paid for."
As expected, Klee hesitated and hesitated. She searched her pockets and said pitifully, "Money? Klee doesn't have Mora!"
Klee who loves adventure.
She often fried fish for fun, beat slimes without leaving a single scratch on them, and spent most of her time camping in the wild. She really didn't know what money was and she wasn't interested in money.
Are you not interested?
I'm interested!
But Chu Huo found a breakthrough in the topic. Keli's identity and her naive appearance made it impossible for him to deceive her with the tricks he used to deceive ordinary children. He could only find this topic to evade the question.
Of course, Chu Huo was well aware that there would still be the possibility of a transaction between the two parties in the future.
The original god should not be underestimated. This child not only has the Eye of God but is also a member of the Knights of Favonius. It is destined that the Knights will pay attention to her and cultivate her as a potential object.
Chu Huo said, "Little Keli, you don't want Captain Qin to worry about you throwing bombs, right?"
"This..." Klee also thought of something, including the fact that she blew things up and caused trouble, and occasionally caused disasters that required her to pay compensation: "Then what should Klee do, brother Wishing Machine."
"Of course, just don't let her know."
"Yeah, just don't let her know."
Seemingly satisfied that someone had given him an answer, Chu Huo reflexively repeated it. After a while, he came back to his senses and suddenly realized that he was wrong. Looking over, he saw a beautiful figure against a pure and clean lake waving in the spring breeze.
She has a beautiful face and a perfect figure. She is a top-notch beauty. She has a pair of beautiful eyes with a smile on her face, and when she looks straight ahead, she has an air of arrogance and disdain.
But Chu Huo couldn't laugh. Instead, he felt distressed and thought that Youla had messed up things at the wrong time: "How can you still have the potential to be an assassin, Miss Youla? You almost distorted my words!"
Youla frowned when she heard the voice. She didn't mind Chu Huo's scolding. She crossed her arms and squeezed her chest. She did mind the address: "Oh? Miss Youla, tsk...what? You climbed the high branch of the Gunhild family and you drew a clear line. Okay, I'll remember this grudge for now."
He was still secretly glancing at Eula's chest-crossing action a moment ago and sighing, "It's the harvest season again, and the fruits are abundant and heavy." He was suddenly stunned: "The Gunhild family??"
Youla didn't want to give him an answer. She said goodbye to Chu Huo and left him alone. If it weren't for the fact that there was a nearly four-year age difference between them, passers-by might have thought that they were a couple having a quarrel... Unfortunately, they were not familiar enough to develop any feelings for each other.
Eula knows Klee.
After a short while, the two were already having a very pleasant conversation.
"That's right. Just don't let her find out. If she doesn't notice, it will be her own negligence, huh~" The slim and slender girl with beautiful hair has a pretty and bright smile full of teasing.
This is pure incitement to commit crime.
What he couldn't deny was that Eula's illogical theory was very popular with Klee.
"That's right, do it quietly! If we're not discovered, it's the same as not doing it!" The little guy believed it and nodded frequently, then shifted his gaze to Chu Huo, full of anticipation.
Just when Klee cast a hopeful look at him and Chu Huo thought that Eula was willing to help Klee and decided to open the simulation, suddenly there was a rustling sound in the bushes not far away, which made people feel cold.
There are no Hilichurls so close to Mondstadt, which means this is a slime that got lost in the jungle?
Klee suggested on the spot that she wanted to blow up the slime for fun!
"No, you don't want to." Under the surprised gaze of Keli and Chu Huo, Eula decisively rejected the proposal, hugged the little creature that jumped out of the bush, raised her nose, and smiled proudly: "This child can't hurt you, please rest assured."
The Pokémon she was holding was none other than Charmander, one of the three great Pokémons. The little creature that had hatched from the Pokémon egg had a blazing flame and looked very young, but also seemed quite cheerful.
"Woo-wah!" It said majestically.
Little Fire Dragon.
He is indeed a European emperor who also has the white talent.
"It's a pity it's not a garlic turtle or a squirrel." Chu Huo said with a curled voice.
Eula was stunned when she heard the voice, but she was also an expert on Pokémons in the Kanto region, and she guessed that the nickname was a metaphor for Bulbasaur, but...
"What's the connection between Bulbasaur and Garlic Turtle..."
Unfortunately, before Eula had the chance to investigate further, Klee's curious questioning forced the conversation to be interrupted. She could only hide her curiosity in her heart.
It was not a new thing for Chu Huo and Youla to see elves, but Klee had never come into contact with elves and had no idea about them. Of course, she became very curious when she heard the sound.
So Chu Huo explained the stories of Pokémon to Klee, and interludes were interspersed with Eula, who had personally experienced the vast world of the elves.
The wonder of elves, the fun of elves, the appearance of elves.
The realistic and sincere description made little Keri feel refreshed, and even the bomb she had always loved seemed to have fallen out of favor.
However, Klee is Klee after all, and bombs are an indispensable part of her.
After a period of envy and entanglement, the lovely little girl seemed to have a new goal.
That's right, elves also have bombs, why can't we have them all? ?
She raised her head and asked, "Big Brother Wishing Machine! Are there any bomb elves?"
Bomb Elf.
Chu Huo, who knew a lot about Pokémon, was ready to introduce some Pokémon to you when he heard Klee's request. Unexpectedly, Eula got there first. This cool-looking girl recited the name fluently as if she were naming a dish.
"Hmm... Lightning Ball? Gas Bomb? The same goes for Forettos, but if I have to say, the most suitable skill for self-destruction is the Naughty Bomb which is the evolution of Lightning Ball?"
Eula looked intently at Chu Huo, who nodded in agreement with what she said.
Chu Huo thought it was a good idea to use elves to replace dangerous contraband, but he also emphasized that there was still a problem: "I have no control over which simulation world I enter. It all depends on luck."
The simulator is equivalent to a game card pool, but the probability is lower.
Whether a game can be sold or not depends entirely on the money you spend, and whether the simulator can reach the place you want depends entirely on fate.
If you think about it carefully, it is not difficult to understand that the simulated world of the simulator includes all the heavens, and the equal probability makes the entry rate of each world maintained below 0.00001%.
It is necessary to explain the interests thoroughly first.
Keli was nervous when she heard that, and Eula was also confused. Chu Huo's words also changed suddenly: "But there is another way."
Other solutions?
Chu Huo did not answer. He looked at Youla with a smile. The girl seemed to be in a trance and then smiled.
It’s true, the unique key to the elf world is in her hands!
"You want the whole world to know that the fish pond in the elf world is contracted by me." Eula raised her pretty face, quite proud and complacent.
There is no problem using simulation to help Klee catch the lightning ball, but Eula thinks it is not the time for the Pokémon Master to take action.
"You should experience it yourself for the first time, or are you targeting me and want to take my money? Heh... why don't you say anything? I guess that's what you think."
With a unique speaking style, Eula hinted to Chu Huo to move his gaze while speaking.
Her eyes wandered, suggesting Chu Huo to move his gaze away, and Chu Huo also tactfully glanced at Ke Li.
The little girl's sincere and yearning gaze could not be ignored. With this in mind, it would be a good idea to simulate this for Klee first.
So he walked a few steps, sat down on the side of the lake, put his arm around Klee and called her over. Eula also walked over curiously.
As they got closer, they noticed something strange. The lake surface was clear and clean, but the water in front of Chu Huo was fuzzy and contained lines of words.
"This is?"
"Going back to the store will delay the journey. I set the medium to lake water. This method can also be used for simulation." Chu Huo snapped his fingers and locked the simulation object to Klee. He finally asked: "Does Klee like to dream? If you are unlucky, you may have a horrible nightmare."
"Nightmare? Woohoo...it seems a little scary. Klee wants to have a sweet dream!" Children are pure and sincere. Klee was a little scared when she heard about nightmares. Children of this age cannot stand being frightened. Eula also gave Chu Huo a reproachful look.
However, Chu Huo shook his head.
There are both benefits and risks, so it is better to make a statement in advance. There is no reason for him to bear the risks for the customers.
"Then why were you so tolerant of me in the beginning?" Eula also said casually.
Um...
It would be fine if he said bluntly that the attitude of asking for help was different? However, Chu Huo did not use this kind of speech, which had more disadvantages than benefits.
He expressed his gratitude implicitly and once again praised Eula's kindness and charm. This smooth tone was the most reasonable.
What's a bit strange is that this girl seems to be very stubborn and insists that he treats Barbara in the same way.
Chu Huo believed that there should be some deception between people, so he told a white lie.
Immediately, Eula looked happier.
After some pleasantries, it’s time to fast forward to the simulation session.
Klee was also given an introduction to all the precautions and uses of simulation, and thus a new simulation centered around this little knight began.
There is no need to rush to ask for the simulated money. Once the Knights arrive, you will be compensated with the money.
"Great! Thank you, wish-making machine brother! Klee was so happy that she wanted to use a fire fist to liven up the atmosphere!" Little Klee imitated the jokes Chu Huo used when telling stories.
Eula was also curious: "Flame Fist? What is this?"
"These are the stories that big brother told Klee!" Klee was looking forward to the contents of these wonderful stories, and explained them to Eula with great joy and gestures.
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