Honkai Impact 3, there is a big problem with my system

Chapter 97 Hello, this is Nifeng Obstetrics and Gynecology

Xia Mu shuddered all over. The high-pitched singing of the Dimension Den Den Mushi seemed to come from the cry of the soul. How could one word describe it in one word: "Awesome"~

Who set this ringtone? It’s so enchanting~!

Ruthless Iron Hands——!!!

Den Den Mushi's singing suddenly stopped, and its two huge eyeballs turned red, as if they were about to explode!

Xia Mu took a deep breath to calm himself down, cleared his throat, released the big snail's neck, and answered the phone.

"Hello, this is Nifeng Obstetrics and Gynecology."

"..."

There was silence on the other end of the phone. "Sorry, wrong number."

It was Rita's voice.

Xia Mu raised his eyebrows. Wow, sister is so fast. The Den Den Mushi that I gave her in the morning was delivered in the afternoon~!

He originally thought it was his aunt calling to harass him, but when he heard it was the real person, he quickly said, "You dialed the right number, Miss Rita, it's me, the Space Warrior."

"..."

Rita was silent for a long time again, and said faintly: "It's really surprising. I didn't expect that you, Mr. Space Warrior, are also an excellent obstetrician and gynecologist."

How could Xia Mu be defeated by such a joke? He smiled calmly and said, "Of course, since we are acquaintances, I can give you a 10% discount. If you want to have a baby, come to me. I guarantee that your skills will satisfy you."

Rita was silent for a while, but she seemed to be gritting her teeth, and then she decisively changed the subject:

"So, Mr. Space Warrior, what do you want from me? Why did you ask Miss Infinite Tower to send this...um, magical Den Den Mushi over here?"

As Xia Mu walked into the house, he said to the Den Den Mushi on his shoulder, "Ms. Rita, I need you to help me contact Schrodinger. I need her help with something."

Rita was silent for a while. "Dr. Schrödinger was confirmed dead on November 1955, 11. How could I know that great man at my age? Mr. Chief, you..."

"Four years ago, the Ether Anchor World Bubble."

Xia Mu interrupted her, "What I'm looking for is the quantized Dr. Schrödinger. Miss Rita, you definitely know him, and you have been in contact."

Rita was silent for a moment. "You know everything, Mr. Space Warrior. I am becoming more and more interested in you."

Xia Mu smiled and said, "The beginning of being interested in a person is the beginning of the emotional fall, Miss Rita, please be careful~"

Miss Rita has become immune to this level of teasing. "Well, Mr. Sergeant, since you even know my little secret, there is no need for me to deny it."

She chuckled a few times. "It's no problem for me to help you contact Dr. Schrödinger, but what benefit can I get from it? The transaction should be based on the principle of fairness."

Xia Mu scratched his head. Yes, if you ask someone to help you, you have to pay something. You can't just hug yourself like your aunt~

After thinking for a moment, he tried to ask, "Well... help you... save the world?"

Rita smiled and said, "You are joking, Mr. Space Warrior. Fighting against Honkai and saving the world has always been our destiny."

"And what you did to us, stealing so much of Tianming's supplies, is far from friendly."

Xia Mu sat on the sofa, put the Den Den Mushi on the table, and thought for a while, "How about I return the supplies to you?"

He took the tea handed to him by Bella and took a sip. "But only a part of it. Most of them have been sold, and the God Killer Armor has been sold completely."

Anyway, you don't need those one, two, and three star equipment systems, so just keep some handy ones and it doesn't matter if you return the rest.

"God-killing Armor!?"

Rita was startled, and Den Den Mushi also showed a surprised expression, then smiled, "I see, you stole the God Slayer Armor, and Lady Theresa has been announcing to the public that it was Hyperion who took it away. You two have a really good relationship."

Um? ? !

Ah this...My aunt didn't shirk the blame this time, she even took the blame for herself???

....This is not a big aunt at all~!!

But how could Xia Mu let others take the blame for him? This was really unkind and would damage the reputation of a great time traveler, so he straightened his face:

"Sorry, I said the wrong thing just now. I have nothing to do with the loss of the God-killing Armor. It was Theresa and the others who took it away!"

Rita: “…”

You just let the cat out of the bag, and now you're still trying to make excuses?

She was speechless, and then she said, "Isn't Tianming short of those supplies? Besides, what good will it do me?"

"If I help you this time, it has nothing to do with destiny. It is my personal behavior, so I should be in exchange for conditions that are useful to me."

Ah, S-rank maid, you and Tianming are not on the same page~!!

Xia Mu took another sip of tea. "How about I save your life in the future? I calculated that you will encounter a strong enemy in the near future. Even as an S-rank Valkyrie, you will be in danger."

No problem, if the plot returns to normal, the S-rank maid will be trapped, restrained and beaten, and Chong Chong will save her, and she will show up and brush it... probably...

Rita smiled and said, "Mr. Space Warrior, you are not sincere. No one knows what will happen in the future, and who can guarantee that you will keep your promise?"

Xia Mu shrugged, "Oh~ I think this is the first step for us to build trust. I usually do what I say, because - this is my ninja way!!"

"Huh?" Rita was confused.

"Ahem, sorry for interrupting."

Xia Mu drank the tea in one gulp. "Well, to show my credibility, how about I teach you a spell first~"

"A spell that can make Yulandel obedient to a certain extent."

Yes, it is "Roland". My aunt once said that if Goose keeps chattering, she will shut up obediently as long as she reads this word.

Rita, as Bianca's stalker, was obviously more interested in this, and her eyes sparkled as she synchronized her Den Den Mushi expressions.

"Ah, really.... ahem, that's not what I meant. I don't need Lady Yulandel to obey me. That's not right..."

The super powerful S-class maid is now incoherent. She wants it, but can't show it too obviously. She is torn and crazy.

Xia Mu was confident. She crossed her legs calmly and trembled proudly. She muttered to herself for a while, and the Den Den Mushi's expression was full of filthy and blushing expressions.

Well, I don’t know what this person thought of...but it must be 404 content~!

"You can try it first. I have many spells here that can allow you to do anything to Yulandel as you wish." Xia Mu deceived.

Rita was shocked, "I'm all ears, Master Space Warrior!!"

Chapter 98: Wendy? No, Herrscher of the Wind!

After whetting the appetite of the S-rank maid and obtaining various favorable conditions for himself, Xia Mu taught her the only spell, then went for a night run and went to sleep.

Before dawn the next day, Rita called excitedly and expressed her satisfaction with the deal. She had obviously tried it and was anxiously asking for other spells.

Xia Mu was at a loss, so he told her that the rest of the spell could only be recited after this matter was over.

No matter how Rita threatened, the Space Warrior remained unmoved and resolutely kept his mouth shut.

The S-class maid was helpless, but having tasted the sweetness, she was already deeply addicted to it, and said that she would send the Dimension Den Den Mushi to Schrödinger.

Xia Mu was shocked. It turned out that it was possible to send things to other worlds. He immediately asked how to get to the Quantum Sea.

Rita said that only small items, no more than 3KG, can be delivered once every few months.

Xia Mu asked again: Aren’t you interested in what I am going to do?

Rita said that she was too busy with her destiny's work, and it was best not to pay too much attention to the things in the other world, so as to not worry about anything.

Actually, she is writing a plan. After getting all the spells, how to make Dai Goose do this, do that, do some blushing, heart-pounding, indescribable things~

Of course, Xia Mu was not making this up, because the Dimension Den Den Mushi had already turned on the secret monitoring mode and secretly filmed everything she wrote in her notebook.

Xia Mu exclaimed, "Wow, you are such a good guy!"

But unfortunately, it is impossible for her to realize these ideas, because there are really no more spells~!

In this way, under Xia Mu's trickery, Rita became a transitional tool. She happily sent the Dimension Den Den Mushi to where Schrödinger was, and fell into a beautiful vision of the future.

Think it's ridiculous?

No, not at all, because this is——『Love～！』

...Okay, it's really ridiculous~~

But this is actually Rita's cleverness. Since it is something that cannot be interfered with, then don't interfere and focus your energy on important things.

Moreover, I believe that in the end, Schrödinger will tell himself everything.

Thus, the two of them reached a perfect deal.

Xia Mu discussed with Fairy Fu Hua for a while, and then everyone had breakfast together and went to work.

The staff cafeteria is very popular today, recreating the former splendor of St. Freya Academy. North Americans, who usually eat a few bites casually, are completely conquered by Chinese cuisine, and the enthusiasm is unbearable.

Thanks to this, Banya and Miss Lei Dian were busy all the time and only had time to take a short break around noon.

"The principal's arrangement is terrible."

Banya ate some French fries and said, "Bronya thinks we should close the Shenzhou restaurant in the Anti-Entropy Base."

"Um???"

Xia Mu was stunned, "Shouldn't you call yourself the Emperor of Houmu Star?!"

Something is wrong. How did the pressed duck return to normal? I am not used to it.

Yaya's eyes jumped. "Bronya just had some brain damage due to the surgery. She had a second correction last night and is now completely healed."

Xia Mu felt it was a pity, and said faintly: "It's good for you to call yourself the Emperor of Houmu Star, why do you want to change it back~"

Banya summoned a miniature version of the heavily armored bunny wearing an apron and glared at him.

When the eldest lady saw that the two were about to quarrel again, she quickly filled the bowl of pressed duck with French fries and continued the previous topic.

"Principal Theresa is also here to pay off debts. Her method is quite good. The employees at Anti-Entropy do their own shopping. The money we made in the past two days has exceeded the total of everyone else's."

Yaya had no choice but to grab a handful of French fries and stuff them into her mouth. "Xia Xiaomu is only this good, crunchy..."

Mei was eating dried fish. "By the way, Master Xia Mu, you need to go for a physical examination today. Although your body has recovered, you are directly attacked by Qi... by the Herrscher. There is a risk of infection and Houkai. You need to have a blood test once a week."

Banya also nodded frantically, "Xia Xiaomu, you are really lucky. If it was just a few centimeters away, the kidney would have been gone."

She learned the word "kidney" in the kitchen. The scientific name is kidney, but for some reason it sounds so nice to call it "kidney" and is quite catchy.

Hearing this, Xia Mu nodded seriously. His armor was pierced at that time. If there was a risk of infection with Honkai, it would be very dangerous.

Then he became unhappy: Queen of the Sky, I will remember this grudge!

The next time I see you, I will beat you up three hundred times, three hundred times~~!

Next, the few of them chatted about random things, all of them were trivial matters. Occasionally, Miss Mei would be distracted, looking at the new wallet she had made for Kiana, and fell into sad thought.

"Ahh, I've been busy all morning. I hope there's still something delicious."

At this time, Sister Himeko arrived... pushing a blue-haired girl in a wheelchair~!

"Teacher Jizi, I have always kept it for you."

Miss Mei smiled and stood up to bring the reserved food in the incubator to Himeko.

Banya also stood up and touched the girl's head with concern, "Wendy, how are you?"

Well, the wheelchair girl is Wendy. She has regained her sanity and smiled sweetly, "Thank you, Sister Bronya, I'm fine."

Ji Zi sat down and stuffed the French fries from the duck into her mouth. "Don't worry. After my efforts, Wendy's Herrscher consciousness has been completely suppressed. There will be absolutely no problem now."

She had been dealing with this matter all morning, controlling the power of the Herrscher of Fire, which she was not very familiar with, to give the Herrscher of Wind a leg-stretching blow. Now the other party was obviously completely silent.

Xia Mu raised his eyebrows, threw out an [Identify], and then his whole body tensed up.

Wendy's attributes are still there, and her strength and physique have been greatly improved, at least restored to the level of a B-level Valkyrie, but -

Collapse Will LV4.5

Upgraded~!!!

He moved his butt unconsciously. If the kid exploded here, he would be in danger.

Wendy still smiled sweetly and gently, with a timid expression on her face, and stretched out her white and tender little hand, "Hello, my name is Wendy. I heard that the food you cook is delicious."

Xia Mu was silent for two seconds, thinking that there shouldn't be any problem with the presence of his elder sister, a genuine Herrscher, so he shook hands with her and said, "Hello, my name is Xia Mu, and I'm the chef of St. Freya Academy."

Wendy paused for a moment, perhaps the four words "Saint Freya" touched her sore spot - ruthless iron hand!