Is the group owner, will shake people

Is the group owner, will shake people

Author: Gloomy Fungus

Introduction:

A daily dimensional chat group, and a protagonist who almost has cheating written on his face

It doesn't matter if it's a god or anything else, I just know how to summon it from ashes

Feel it fully, what is the summoning snail at the junction?

Natsuki Subaru: Good brother, come and post♂

Kuroki Tomoko: Please stop touching my parents! What? Touch Yu-chan?! Then you should just keep touching my parents.

Goto Ichiri: Everyone is so perverted, I am so scared

Yukinoshita Yukino: I am the only designated mother in this group

……

Current group members: Yukino Yukinoshita, Subaru Natsuki, Komi Shoko, Ichiri Goto, Tomoko Kuroki, Satania, Akatsuki Akira, Hanabata Yoshiko, Emiya Kiritsugu, Aqua, Wolf, Corvo, Literary Girl, Illya, Ringo, Ichimatsu Kohina, Gudako (Human Evil), Nyako, Little Evil God, Harry Potter (female version), Lu Mingfei (female version), Sakura Kinomoto, Uno Saki, Homura Akemi, Uchiha Sako (female version of the second pillar), Gudako (Carnival crumb Guda version), Little Emperor

To be added: ?

Volume 001: Rental House Explodes, but Time Travels, and There's a Chat Group

"Madam, you don't want your child to be transferred to the civil engineering department, do you?"

The young man pressed the pause button, and on the 29th day, he successfully stopped with his own will.

It's really self-discipline, but what's wrong with the current domestic dramas? ! Brother Tumu will cry when he sees it!

Yao Ling stretched, walked to the window and closed the curtains, then let his sleepy body stagger all the way until he fell on the bed.

This is what young people are like today...

Seeing a river: want to fall

Seeing a building: want to jump

Seeing a tree: Want to hang

Seeing a car: I want to create

Seeing someone: I want to... ahem...

Morning: So sleepy

Morning: NM class

Noon: What to eat

Afternoon: NM class

Evening: What to eat

At night: Do I still have a future?

As for the appearance, you can refer to trolls and goblins. The only difference of Yao Ling is that he looks like an ordinary NPC villager, not a small level 5 monster outside the village.

If nothing unexpected happened, something unexpected would happen. Yao Ling's peaceful life was suddenly hit by a super nuclear torpedo. His life suddenly exploded, along with this rental house.

"I heard that the house that Lao Wang rented out was blown up, and even the tenants were killed."

"No need to listen, it was so loud that everyone heard it."

Listening to the conversation of the old men and women in the nearby park, Yao Ling, who didn't know why he was here, fell into deep thought.

Lao Wang? Isn't that my landlord? What about the tenants who died in the explosion? Yao Ling floated in the air, looking at his increasingly transparent body with a horrified expression.

Holy shit, I'm dead?!

Damn, I'm transparent?!

Damn, I became a fan...

Yao Ling's soul suddenly disappeared from this world.

When Yao Ling regained consciousness, he found himself in an empty room. It was pitch black in front of him and he could only see through the moonlight that squeezed in through the window. Yao Ling wanted to stand up, but fell heavily to the ground. He felt as if he was not familiar with this body.

He had no choice but to stagger to the door, holding on to something, and grope around. He pressed the light switch but there was no response.

Power outage? Yao Ling thought to himself, and felt in his pocket, and found that his cell phone was still there, and even the battery was fully charged. He turned on the flashlight and looked around the room he was in.

If that wasn't a dream, I should be dead. Yao Ling touched his face. It felt like a living person, right? Is this the afterlife? It doesn't look like it? Did I travel through time? The bedroom in front of him was covered in dust, as if the owner hadn't been back for three or four years. Outside was... a yard?

Yao Ling lay by the window and looked out. The window board was fixed tightly, leaving only a few gaps.

The next second, Yao Ling's pupils contracted, as if he saw something. He suddenly retracted his head, turned off the flashlight on his mobile phone, held his breath, and shrank into the corner.

In his hand was a Phillips screwdriver that he had just picked up from the bed. Outside the window, a cat-like creature was walking across the red brick wall of the yard. It was called a cat-like creature because only half of its body was a cat, and the other half was a mass of black tentacles.

What the hell is this? Infinite horror? Survival in the end times? What the hell?! Oh, my phone still has battery, what if…what if there’s a signal?

Yao Ling shrank back into a corner, turned on his phone, set the brightness to the lowest setting, muted all sounds, and started to send a distress message. No... signal? Did he really travel through time? ?

Not only was there no signal, but even most apps were unusable. Just when Yao Ling was at a loss, a downloading notification popped up on his phone.

[Dimension chat group has been downloaded, welcome to use it]

Dimension chat group, golden finger? ? ? Saved! Since it is a dimensional chat group, there must be all kinds of big guys, right?

The big guys from all worlds are in the same chat group.

So you can't act mysterious like in some idiotic novels, you have to be sincere and be an ordinary person.

Without saying anything, Yao Ling set a nickname, joined the group and knelt down!

Ring the bell: Help me, guys!

Yukinoshita Yukino:?

No dogs go to school:?

Yao Ling looked at the group members, which consisted of only three people including herself, and her expression became dull. What kind of daily chat group is this?

Ring the bell: @School, even dogs don’t go. I hope you can tell me that you are Gabriel. Please tell me that you are Gabriel!

No dog goes to school: Uh, I'm sorry that I'm not a blonde angel.

Yaoling: Then you must be another big boss? !

That's right, high school students are all monsters! He can do it.

I don't even go to school: I'm really sorry for being just a nerdy high school student who likes to skip classes.

Yaoling: Can you tell me your real identity?

Yao Ling did not give up and wanted to struggle.

No Dogs Go to School: The younger one is Subaru Natsuki, a poor bug who was just scolded by a beautiful girl.

Yukinoshita Yukino: Avoiding problems is only temporary.

No dogs go to school: No dogs go to school.

Ringing the bell: ...

Yukinoshita Yukino: Is this bell-ringer encountering any problems?

Rattle: It's a probability question. I'm curious, will I be torn in half or chopped into pieces? Or will I become cat food?

Yukinoshita Yukino:?

Yao Ling controlled the phone and made it fly out. Yes, I have to mention it here.

The mobile phones used as carriers for group chats now have unlimited power and cannot be touched or observed by anyone except themselves, and are also indestructible.

It can also be controlled to fly around, and passing through walls is a basic operation. Yao Ling turned on the video control phone and flew a circle, synchronizing the phone's screen in his mind. It was confirmed that the only monster in the house was this cat.

But the images can be synchronized in the mind...so the chat group shows the way Yao Ling used his mobile phone before he traveled through time. Maybe it's just because this is something Yao Ling is more familiar with and uses frequently?

Yao Ling: Maybe it's half a cat.jpg

Yao Ling posted the photo in the group. After the observation just now, Yao Ling also successfully saw the appearance of the cat.

No, it can only be said that it has the appearance of a cat, but all the hair on its body has been replaced by pustules oozing yellow pus, and on the left side of its body is a large group of wriggling black tentacles, supporting the cat's body. It's like half of a cat's corpse has been parasitized.

What the hell is that?! I vomited.

Seeing this scene completely dispelled Yao Ling's slight desire to test the waters.

Yukinoshita Yukino: What...is this?

She felt like she was about to vomit. The impact was simply too great for a beautiful girl who loved cats.

Yao Ling regretted that the phone could only be about ten meters away from him, so he had no idea whether there were other monsters in other houses. However, by controlling the phone upwards, he was able to obtain a lot of information from the commanding heights.

It can be seen that this is a village, probably located on the seaside. Yao Ling saw the coast in the distance from the video.

Through the shadows of the leaves under the moon, although it is blurry, I can still judge that the seaside should be in the north. The village is not bad. If it is a doomsday world where everyone mutates or dies together, it is indeed safer to have a village with fewer people.

If we bring the experience in games and animations into reality, it is likely to be an invasion of evil gods or a zombie crisis. After all, it doesn't look like a world of weird resurrection.

Of course, this experience can only be used as a reference.

No dogs go to school: @Rattle, that's a game monster, right?

Ringing Bell: What do you think?

No Dogs Go to School: That’s in the game…right?

Ringing Bell: Unfortunately, I have traveled through time, and this is the thing outside the house now.

Yukinoshita Yukino: I'm sorry, I may not be able to help you much, but the chat group has a red envelope function. If you need anything, I will do my best to help you.

Yukinoshita Yukino is not a sharp-tongued person. She is just a little eccentric in this regard towards a certain fat old man. She is still very polite to most strangers, especially to people like Yao Ling who are in danger, she will do her best to help.

Yukinoshita Yukino: I can buy you a set of bow and arrows, but based on the environment in your photo, perhaps a fire axe would be more suitable. I'll go prepare it for you now.

No dog goes to school: This kind of time travel is really bad... So miserable

Subaru Natsuki has a clear understanding of himself. Compared with the eldest lady Yukinoshita, the material assistance he can provide is far less than that of the other party.

No dog goes to school: I will help you as much as possible.

Yaoling: No, forget it. You will suffer a lot of blows when you travel through time. Just be careful not to go crazy.

No dog goes to school: Hey! Don't curse others casually!

Yaoling: I’m already numb, so I don’t want to give any spoilers or explanations. If I don’t live long enough to give you the spoilers, you just live your life well.

No Dogs Go to School: Wait?! You mean spoilers?

But Yao Ling ignored the shocked Natsuki Subaru, and tagged Yukinoshita without hesitation.

Yao Ling: @雪下雪乃, 雪下学乃! Food, water, fire axe, fruit knife, gas tank, bow and arrow, lighter, insecticide, gasoline, and stun gun, there is a special version for electrocuting pigs, that's all for now, thank you very much, please!

Yao Ling tried his best to think of some things that were easily available, including gas tanks, which were the most easily accessible weapons.

The important thing is to arm yourself as soon as possible.

Yao Ling frowned and scratched his right hand. For some reason, his right hand suddenly became itchy and his expression suddenly froze.

With his neck twisted stiffly, he looked at the blue mark that suddenly appeared on the palm of his right hand, emitting a faint blue fluorescence, and fell into deep thought. A bell?

Why does this thing feel familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere before?

Yao Ling narrowed his eyes, as if he had seen it last night. He was the summoning snail of Brother Zuo Lei Di and Sister You Hei Dao, how could he not recognize this thing that had accompanied him for many rounds?

[Soul Summoning Bell]

An important item from the Elden Ring, probably the kind that can summon and shake people.

Ahem, as long as my big brother and big sister are strengthened to level 10, there will be no boss that we can’t defeat (rookie’s muttering)

Ahem, back to the topic, there are ashes in Elden, or you can say souls. If you have the corresponding ashes, you can summon the corresponding soul to help fight, or in other words, only the ashes are fighting, and you can only use combat skills, magic, and prayers to assist.

So this is... the real golden finger?

Image: "Soul Summoning Bell", Location: "Images/1678336175-100360970-110043255.jpg"

Speaking of Elden's boss, the only one who made me feel miserable was Pidan, he can really run! !

Ahem, new book, please support, please collect, please recommend