"Conan..."
"Fuck..."
“Are you…”
"Something is really wrong..."
"You didn't notice it at all?"
"It is separated from the original world, which is what we just discovered."
"What do you want to say?"
"Fuck, I'm not really a god of death, am I? This seems really outrageous! Am I really the reincarnation of some damn evildoer???"
"I'm glad that you realize this. Those victims who died tragically, such as being poisoned, blown up, drowned, burned, thrown to death, shot to death, shot by bows, or stabbed to death, would be very moved in their netherworld." Yao Ling's eyes filled with tears and he nodded emotionally, while Lani in his arms had a blank expression on her face.
"My king, although I love you, you are just doing it for fun. There is no need to be so dedicated. If you really cry and smear your snot and tears on me, I hope you can lick them clean with your tongue and then use Monger's seppuku technique to give yourself a buff." Lani had a blank expression and looked a little disgusted, but her body was honest and she didn't even try to hide.
The pervert who was originally happy when he heard that he had to lick it clean, froze in his tracks when he heard that he had to commit suicide by disembowelment. He thought to himself, it's worth it!
Then continue to have fun.
Conan was still in a daze. This was not right...
His height is wrong!
As we all know, due to problems with the "Detective Conan" animation, sometimes Conan is only as tall as Mouri Kogoro's calf. Unexpectedly, he is really only that tall. But now, Conan, who has left his own world, is dumbfounded.
As if he was free from some kind of influence, Conan regained his normal cognition. For a moment, he was completely dumbfounded, especially when facing Yao Ling who was 178 cm tall and Lani who was over meters tall. Conan was even more miniature.
This is wrong!
There is definitely something wrong with this!!!
Then they saw Conan's body become the size of a normal child, and following his spirit, his body was also freed from the influence of the original world.
"There's something wrong with your world." Yao Ling fell into deep thought.
"Interesting." Lani nodded.
"What day is today?" Yao Ling asked Conan.
"Monday," Conan replied.
"What about tomorrow?"
"Tuesday."
"What about the day after tomorrow?"
"Wednesday."
"What about the day after tomorrow?"
"Thursday,"
"and then?"
"Friday."
Yao Ling fell into deep thought, "What about yesterday?"
"Wednesday…"
"?????"
"?????"
Both of them typed question marks and looked at each other.
Conan was stunned, "Fuck, I said it's not right, yesterday was winter and today is summer."
"winter?"
"Yes, we just solved five murders in the Snow Mountain yesterday."
“????” Yao Ling was stunned for a moment, then shocked, “Five?”
"Yes, one on the way there, one when I just arrived, one when I was skiing, one when I was staying at the hotel, and another when I was leaving." Conan also doubted himself, his face pale, "It can't be that I... caused..."
"Not really." Yao Ling said, "I discovered something very interesting through your world's network. The amount of crime committed by your world against the normal world has dropped by 90% after excluding the area centered on you. However, the crime rate in the area centered on you, that is, Japan, has greatly increased."
"????!"
"In other words, it's not you who caused the crime, but you attracted crime from all over the world." Yao Ling explained, "People all over the world owe you a thank you, except for your Japanese compatriots. It's okay. For the sake of the world, it's just a few people dying every day. It doesn't matter."
“???????” Conan was stunned.
It’s bad. I don’t dare to go back. If I go back alone, what if I get discovered by others? I’m afraid I’ll be hunted down by the whole country.
Shit, when you think about it this way, it’s a bit scary indeed.
Yao Ling continued to speak, while raising his hand and holding it away appropriately. After thinking for a moment, he stood up and let Lani sit on the seat, while he carried the Conan and walked out.
Arriving at the next level, she raised her hand and a golden light appeared. This thing was more disgusting to Lani than her own tears and snot, but fortunately, it was still not as disgusting as praying with two fingers.
But if you think about it carefully, there is basically nothing particularly useful in Two-Finger Prayer, other than healing and protection, it is basically useless in reality.
Using the regressive principle, Conan gradually grew bigger. In order to prevent him from being exposed, he also used the magic of the Harry Potter world system to make his clothes bigger so that they would not be burst by Conan.
"!!!!!!"
Conan changed back to the famous high school detective Kudo Shinichi. Yao Ling continued to explain, "But the cognitive distortion and time loop disorder in your world are also very interesting. I will go and take a look at it when the time comes."
"Thank you so much for your help." Kudo Shinichi hurriedly thanked him.
"By the way, if you go back and explain to Xiaolan, you have to prove it." Yao Ling raised the corner of his mouth, "Come on, I'll teach you a magic trick."
"?????"
"Don't worry, I have already engraved the magic emblem on your soul. As long as you calm down and shout out the spell loudly, you can turn back into Conan. You can change back again by using it again."
"!!!!!!"
"The spell is Balala Energy, Ukalaka, the red dead pig's whole body changes, I am superhumanly strong, the more I surpass myself!!!"
“????” Kudo Shinichi was stunned.
"It's not over yet, this is the first stage of the spell." Yao Ling's face was serious, "The second stage is Master, I haven't seen you for a long time, do you miss me? Yes, I miss you very much!"
"The third stage is oops, what are you doing————————Do you believe I will lay an egg for you?"
“???????” Kudo Shinichi was silent for a long time, then he raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at him, “Be born! Be born!!!”
"I'm just kidding. Actually, all you need to do is yell, 'Ji Ni is so beautiful.'"
"What then?"
"A... um... traditional culture?"
"?????"
"That's not important. The point is to tell you how to avoid being sent to the hospital by Xiaolan's punch."
"Can you elaborate?"
"It's just a confession!"
"?????"
"Xiao Lan is such a good girl. To be honest, you are lucky. If you don't kneel down and kowtow to her, you will be sorry for her liking you." Yao Ling sighed, "Xiao Lan is so innocent. If you confess your love, will she hit you?"
"This……"
"Go and confess your feelings quickly. Play it straight! If you can't do it, I will use magic to turn you into a loli, and then tell Xiaolan that this is the result of Kudo Shinichi's outside work, and it is the baby of him and the rich woman."
"!???!" Kudo Shinichi was shocked, "Please don't do this! I will confess!!!"
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Kudo Shinichi has been played around with by the group ever since he joined it. What a poor guy. It makes me almost cry when I see him. They are so heartless. They even bully the washing machine. Woohoo, they don’t even include me.
I also want to persecute this unfortunate child!
Oh! It's really sad.
But this time this guy finally knows how to express his feelings. I hope that this sudden confession will make Xiaolan shyly forget that this guy used Conan's identity to take advantage of her, so that she can escape and avoid this beating.
Amitabha…
Amen…
May you be blessed with infinite happiness…
Praise the Great Evil God
Eris's breasts are padded!
Ahem, what I believe in is a bit mixed, but it doesn’t matter.
Yao Ling watched Conan return to his own world, stretched, and returned to Lani.
I stretched out my arms and hugged her, but my face did not feel the softness of the warm heart, and my whole face fell on the abdomen.
"..."
Yao Ling was a little embarrassed for a moment, but he pretended nothing had happened. He took a few puffs, raised his head, thought for a while, then lay down and took a few more puffs. Then he looked up and saw Lani's blushing face.
"My king," said Ranie, "next time please don't use the golden tree system of prayers in my magic tower. I think..."
"Well... it's a little disgusting..." Lani was a little embarrassed, "If you use too much, you will stink, and then I won't let you get in bed."
"!!!!!!!" Yao Ling was shocked, "It actually smells bad?!"
"Yes, it's disgusting. I hate it and dislike it." Lani leaned over and hugged Yao Ling's neck, letting Yao Ling feel the warmth of the moon.
Well, it's warm indeed.
"My king, I hate that tree. Come with me to chop it down." Lani said with a smile. At the same time, she lowered her head and her breath from the tip of her nose hit Yao Ling's forehead. He was stunned for a moment and nodded without hesitation, "Cut it down! Let's chop it down now! Burn it! Let's burn it now!"
Radagan, who had already led his army out at this time, felt more and more that something bad was going to happen, and just wanted to stop the other side before the disaster happened.
At this time in the world of "Detective Conan", Kudo Shinichi suddenly appeared in Dr. Agasa's house.
He was immediately met with the curious and shocked gazes of Professor Agasa and Haibara Ai.
"Shinichi?! You changed back?!" Dr. Agasa looked at Kudo Shinichi who had turned back to his original appearance in shock. He was stunned. It was even more shocking than when Shinichi turned back into a child.
"Kudo..." Huibara Ai hesitated and seemed to want to say something.
Kudo Shinichi looked very anxious now, but when he looked at Haibara Ai, he suddenly thought of something.
"Haibara, wait a moment." Kudo Shinichi looked at Haibara Ai seriously.
Kudo Shinichi: @Yao Ling, Mr. Yao Ling, and Huihara, can you help her change back?
Yao Ling:?
Yao Ling: Send her over here. I have something to do here. Let her wait here for a while. I’ll get it for her when I’m done.
Kudo Shinichi: Thank you very much!
Yukinoshita Yukino: What are you going to do again?
Yao Ling: It’s nothing, just taking back my territory, which means ruling the world.
Yukinoshita Yukino: Mixed feelings.jpg
Kuroki Tomoko: Outrageous...
Natsuki Subaru: The border?
Yao Ling: Yes.
Natsuki Subaru: To be honest, I want to travel to Nox Stella?
Yao Ling: No problem. When I rule the world, I will turn Nox Stella into a tourist attraction.
Lani: ?????
Not to mention the relationship between your own Teardrop and Nox Stella, she was our former ally after all.
Lani sighed, but tourist attractions...
Ok……
Although a sky full of stars was commonplace for her as the Princess of the Moon, it was still a spectacular sight for ordinary people.
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