Kamijou Touma!
Don’t panic!!! Calm down first. Yes, you haven’t dried the quilt yet? Go and dry the quilt! Yes! Dry the quilt first!
Kamijou Touma numbly and mechanically picked up his quilt, his eyes were lifeless and dull. He just felt that he was a good boy, an ordinary high school boy, and today he was going to go to jail.
After all, it's hard to explain! How could a naked unconscious woman break into your home? ! !
Damn it! If you have the guts, come and do another one!!!
Hmm? Is there something already drying?
Hahaha, I almost forgot, I also posted a photo of a silver-haired girl in a white nun’s uniform on…the…balcony…??????
Holy shit! A girl with silver hair and a white nun's uniform?! Um... could this be a foreigner? No, that's not important!
Why is she hanging on my balcony?!
There really is another one, right? ! Are you going to do this, Lord God? Believe it or not, I will kill you with my right hand!!!
"I'm hungry..." the little nun started talking. To be honest, this name is easy to be mispronounced, and it might be a special product of our country that appears more frequently in red software and toilets.
"what???"
“I’m hungry!”
“This…” Kamijou Touma didn’t know how to start, and just stood there in a daze.
"I said I'm hungry!"
“Could it be that… in this situation, you want to express that you are a passerby who is so hungry that he is stuck on the street?” Kamijou Touma’s quilt had fallen to the ground at some point, and he asked with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.
"You could also say he starved to death on the roadside," the nun hanging on the balcony replied.
"Well, if you can make me full, I will be very grateful to you."
"Then let him go to a faraway place to find happiness." Kamijou Touma thought viciously and wanted to feed her some spoiled food.
But he suddenly remembered that Accelerator came with Last Order yesterday, and the kind-hearted Last Order cleaned up for him. To be precise, he called two Misaka sisters to help through the Misaka Network.
Kamijou Touma had no choice but to let her enter the room, and then he heard the girl's scream.
?
? ?
???
Eh? It seems...
Holy shit! That naked girl is still here!!!
"No! Listen to my explanation!" Kamijou Touma rushed over and grabbed Index, his face anxious.
"I don't know what's wrong with her! I'm really not a pervert! Don't run out and call the police! Please give me a chance to explain!!!"
"Explain...?" Index was stunned for a moment, then stopped when she saw that the other party didn't seem like a bad person.
Then Index's clothes burst.
Kamijou Touma: ???
Index: ???
After a moment of silence, Index's scream broke the silence.
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A few minutes later, the two girls each got a blanket. Kamijou Touma, with teeth marks all over his body, looked at the floor as if he was doubting his life. He knelt on the ground with his back to the two girls, with a look of confusion and puzzlement on his face.
What on earth is going on? This is so abnormal! This is so wrong!!!
Volume 223: Mobile Church
What the hell is going on?
I totally don't understand it, and I can't comprehend it. My brain is blank, as if someone is brushing it with steel wool.
No longer able to handle the situation, Kamijou Touma fell into deep thought, a long pause before he pondered over it.
After thinking it over, I couldn't find the answer, so I could only keep a straight face as much as possible.
What’s going on? Kamijou Touma sighed.
The room fell into an eerie silence, and Index calmed down at this moment. She realized that the clothes that exploded were not ordinary nun clothes, but the [Mobile Church], which was a spiritual outfit based on the Shroud of Turin! This included the minimum elements of a "church" and was a "church in the form of clothing."
It recreated the miracle of the Shroud of Turin, so its defense is at the level of the Pope. In other words, this thing can withstand nuclear bombs. And then, you tell me, this person destroyed the Mobile Church with just one touch?!
What a joke! Even if a saint came, it would take a lot of effort.
"Mobile Church." Index said to Kamijou Touma who had his back to her.
"Eh? What?" Kamijou Touma was stunned for a moment, but still didn't dare to look back.
"I said, my clothes are high-level spiritual clothes of the mobile church." Index said.
“What?” Kamijou Touma panicked, “Could it be that the clothes are very expensive?!”
"The prototype is the Shroud of Turin, which has the defense power of the Pope." Index said in disbelief, "How could you destroy it by just touching it?"
“Chuunibyou?” Kamijou Touma thought.
"What is that?" Kamijou Touma asked awkwardly.
"?"
"So I really don't understand. Is this the product of some superpower?"
"It's magic! It's okay to call it magic."
“…” Kamijou Touma frowned, “Magic???”
"I see, you are so hungry that you are hallucinating. Don't worry, Kamijou-san has three refrigerators full of food at home. You can eat whatever you want."
These were all bought by Accelerator so that when he comes to eat, he won't have to eat only discounted food with him.
Kamijou Touma's family is actually quite wealthy compared to most people, but he is just very unlucky. He may lose his cash, and his bank card may suddenly appear under his heel and then be gloriously sacrificed. When he goes out to buy vegetables, he may encounter a terrorist attack, bank robbery, bombing, or gangsters looking for trouble, which are all unique to Academy City, causing him to lose his vegetables.
Eggs are even more dangerous. If you buy discounted eggs ten times, five times you will be hit by something that appears out of nowhere as you just leave the supermarket door, causing the eggs to break into pieces.
pain!It hurts so much!
But now it's better, with Accelerator here, even though I'm still unlucky, Accelerator can always react in time.
This touched Kamijou Touma very much, and he thought to himself, "Ichi-no-taka, you have grown up, and your father Kamijou's iron fist of love has finally worked. He was touched. In short, he was very touched.
“????” Index was also anxious, “It’s not a fantasy! It’s really magic!”
Well, anything that can be destroyed by my right hand must be unnatural, so I will just trust her for now.
Kamijou Touma sighed, "Okay, it was magic. Sorry! I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it."
Index puffed up her cheeks angrily, snorted, and turned her head away, no longer paying attention to Kamijou Touma.
But soon, his stomach growled with hunger, attracting Kamijou Touma's attention.
"you……"
“Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!” Index gave up and shrunk her head into the blanket.
"Sorry, I forgot you were hungry. Wait for me then."
After thinking for a while, Kamijou Touma took out a few sets of women's clothes from the closet and threw them next to Index.
"Well, young lady, you can wear these for now. These clothes were originally prepared for my friend, but he has never worn them, so they are still new. Oh, and help the person next to you put them on."
Yes, this friend is Accelerator. As an idol, responding to fans’ requests and wearing women’s clothes is okay, right? ? ?
However, Accelerator himself was inexplicably resistant, and his agent was helpless. He was clearly looking forward to the final work, but maybe his plea was not strong enough.
It is said that the second one is almost moved by his two lolis, saying that angels wearing cute clothes are the best and they like them the most, which makes Kakine Teito blush.
It's a little outrageous, but this is Academy City, so whatever happens is normal.
"Index!" Index's face turned slightly red.
"Ok?"
"I said, my name is Index!"
“What a strange name.” Kamijou Touma stroked his chin, “My name is Kamijou Touma.”
"God of War?" Index was stunned. "How can you say something like I'm weird?"
Kamijou Touma spread his hands and went to prepare dinner.
At this time, the blonde girl's fingers moved, showing signs of waking up.
"Supreme Will!" Yao Ling was furious, "He actually ran away?!"
Lani drank her tea calmly, but Queen Marika and Yao Ling were furious. What the hell is this damn supreme will? What the hell is this? You just ran away. I don’t believe that you can’t withstand the attraction of another world and be taken out of this world.
Queen Marika was heartbroken at not being able to defeat the Supreme Will.
Now the border area has been unified. Latan wanted to resist, but was directly stopped by Yao Ling.
Although he was the brother-in-law, he showed no mercy and just left Latan's beloved horse and handed it over to his subordinates to take good care of it.
In this way, even if he goes to hell, the general can die with peace of mind, right?
Yao Ling stretched himself and fell into deep thought on the throne. He went to the Magical Index world. To be honest, the Supreme Will in the Magical Index world must be above the top human level, almost like a demon god? It's a bit difficult to compare.
Yao Ling thought so and opened the chat group.
Yao Ling: @杠林檎
Ringo: ???
Yao Ling: Apple, do you have any problems?
Ringo: Problem?
Yao Ling: Yes, for example, some strange phenomena occurred.
Gang Ringo: I don’t think there is such a thing. What do you mean?
Apple asked doubtfully.
Yukinoshita Yukino: What happened?
Yao Ling: You may not believe it, but the Supreme Will has run to the world of Toaru Majutsu no Index. I am looking for clues through the network of that world.
Yukinoshita Yukino:? ? ? ? ?
Kuroki Tomoko:? !!!
Kuroki Tomoko: Oh shit, the Supreme Will?! And it went to another world?!
Kuroki Tomoko: What? The world of Magical Index? That's fine.
Volume 224: The Blonde Girl Awakens
Supreme Will = Super Dangerous Existence
The Supreme Will goes to another world = natural disaster
The Supreme Will arrives in the Magical Index world = hot water mixed with hot water
The Supreme Will is indeed dangerous, but the deep waters of my Toaru Majutsu no Index are no pushovers either. That's probably the case. Thinking of this, Yao Ling felt much more relieved.
If I ascend the throne again, there will naturally be a lot of things to deal with. Just thinking about it gives me a headache.
"Amei..."
"Go away, idiot."
"Ahem, A'Mei, listen to me." Yao Ling coughed awkwardly, feeling a little guilty. He didn't dare to look directly at Melina in front of him, who was emitting cold air and whose refrigerator door seemed to be open.
"Get lost, you bastard!" Melina gritted her teeth and didn't want to bother with this bastard.
"Amei, you can't say that. Isn't the rebirth of the borderland what you are pursuing?!"
"Get lost. Just because you are the king doesn't mean you should leave all government affairs to me. I refuse to work 24 hours a day without sleep or rest all year round."
"Amei, trust me this time. How about 996? It's definitely more conscientious than before."
"You should be put in the giant cauldron and cooked." Melina was furious and almost couldn't help but slap him.
"Be born!!!" It can be seen that Amei was extremely angry and went to work while cursing.
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